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that must be a family pant. hulala such tapolinic pant .

ngwababe:
Dem dey change towel?

for my family, we dey in inherite towel. from generation to another. This current towel way we dey use now na 4th generation towel.

Kilanee:
ahbeg u carry lighter for pocket??

shisha go follow up

olayinks007:
36

when two men go after one girl na die den dey so na 12

coolcatty:
U need to stamp your feet down.... Personally I will advise you to halt the wedding plans for now... The woman in question is domineering... Insulting, I can bet she is ungrateful too and doesn't respect you... Trust me you will eventually be forced to beat her and the society will brand you a woman beater...
.

The signs are all there... There is no respect for you from your woman and her family.... People have been in this kind of situation and are regretting it.

Pls halt the wedding for now.

gbam!!

DeWisedon:
I wish una welcome. una think say na here beta abi?

The best thing for these guys is to give them mass flogging 52 strokes each.

holatin:
with all the picture kingtblac dey upload for instagram, he no make the top 5 self.

its a shame.

ehh FTC

free SNIPER hard drink to everybody on front page

brother you na bad boy o

enemyofprogress:
I don't know why I keep seeing bisola's mouth on his prick

badthinking.com lol.......

[quote author=Ivegotsolutions post=58678104]I got fad-up with Samsung style of coping IPhone. My last Samsung phone was Note 5, I was mad each time the phone signals me of low memory. How on earth did I pay so much money for a phone without memory Slot? At a point, I was about swapping the Note 5 for Tecno Phantom. All Samsung phone look alike so I decided to try something else. I heard of BlackBerry Keyone and I loved everything about the phone.

The Price is 227,000

Am loving this phone!!!


Checkout the specifications.

Also known as BlackBerry Mercury
NETWORK
Technology
GSM / HSPA / LTE
LAUNCH
Announced 2017, February
Status Available. Released 2017, April
BODY
Dimensions 149.1 x 72.4 x 9.4 mm (5.87 x 2.85 x 0.37 in)
Weight 180 g (6.35 oz)
Keyboard QWERTY
SIM Nano-SIM
- Capacitive touch 4-row BlackBerry keyboard
DISPLAY
Type IPS LCD capacitive touchscreen, 16M colors
Size 4.5 inches (~55.9% screen-to-body ratio)
Resolution 1080 x 1620 pixels (~433 ppi pixel density)
Multitouch Yes
Protection Corning Gorilla Glass 4
PLATFORM
OS Android 7.1 (Nougat)
Chipset Qualcomm MSM8953 Snapdragon 625
CPU Octa-core 2.0 GHz Cortex-A53
GPU Adreno 506
MEMORY
Card slot microSD, up to 256 GB
Internal 32 GB, 3 GB RAM
CAMERA
Primary 12 MP, f/2.0, phase detection autofocus, dual-LED (dual tone) flash
Features 1/2.3'' sensor size, 1.55µm pixel size, geo-tagging, touch focus, face detection, HDR, panorama
Video 2160p@30fps
Secondary 8 MP, f/2.2, 1.12 µm pixel size, 1080p
SOUND
Alert types Vibration; MP3, WAV ringtones
Loudspeaker Yes
3.5mm jack Yes
- Active noise cancellation with dedicated mic
COMMS
WLAN Wi-Fi 802.11 a/b/g/n/ac, dual-band, WiFi Direct, hotspot
Bluetooth 4.2, A2DP, LE, EDR
GPS Yes, with A-GPS, GLONASS, BDS2
NFC Yes
Radio FM radio
USB 3.1, Type-C 1.0 reversible connector, USB On-The-Go
FEATURES
Sensors Fingerprint (front-mounted), accelerometer, gyro, proximity, compass
Messaging SMS, MMS, Email, Push Email, IM, BBM
Browser HTML5
Java No
- Fast battery charging: 50% in 36 min (Quick Charge 3.0)
- MP3/WAV/eAAC+/FlAC player
- DivX/Xvid/MP4/H.265 player
- Photo/video editor
- Document viewer
BATTERY
Non-removable Li-Ion 3505 mAh battery
MISC
Colors Black
Price About 600 EUR
TESTS
Performance Basemark OS II: 1169 / Basemark OS II 2.0: 1132
Basemark X: 10445
Display Contrast ratio: 1756:1 (nominal)
Loudspeaker Voice 62dB / Noise 66dB / Ring 67dB
Audio quality Noise -92.2dB / Crosstalk -96.4dB
Battery life Endurance rating 81h[/quote which kin story bi dat, make i die 1 phone for 227k. Craze catch devil.

[quote author=Ivegotsolutions post=58678104]I got fad-up with Samsung style of coping IPhone. My last Samsung phone was Note 5, I was mad each time the phone signals me of low memory. How on earth did I pay so much money for a phone without memory Slot? At a point, I was about swapping the Note 5 for Tecno Phantom. All Samsung phone look alike so I decided to try something else. I heard of BlackBerry Keyone and I loved everything about the phone.

The Price is 227,000

Am loving this phone!!!


Checkout the specifications.

Also known as BlackBerry Mercury
NETWORK
Technology
GSM / HSPA / LTE
LAUNCH
Announced 2017, February
Status Available. Released 2017, April
BODY
Dimensions 149.1 x 72.4 x 9.4 mm (5.87 x 2.85 x 0.37 in)
Weight 180 g (6.35 oz)
Keyboard QWERTY
SIM Nano-SIM
- Capacitive touch 4-row BlackBerry keyboard
DISPLAY
Type IPS LCD capacitive touchscreen, 16M colors
Size 4.5 inches (~55.9% screen-to-body ratio)
Resolution 1080 x 1620 pixels (~433 ppi pixel density)
Multitouch Yes
Protection Corning Gorilla Glass 4
PLATFORM
OS Android 7.1 (Nougat)
Chipset Qualcomm MSM8953 Snapdragon 625
CPU Octa-core 2.0 GHz Cortex-A53
GPU Adreno 506
MEMORY
Card slot microSD, up to 256 GB
Internal 32 GB, 3 GB RAM
CAMERA
Primary 12 MP, f/2.0, phase detection autofocus, dual-LED (dual tone) flash
Features 1/2.3'' sensor size, 1.55µm pixel size, geo-tagging, touch focus, face detection, HDR, panorama
Video 2160p@30fps
Secondary 8 MP, f/2.2, 1.12 µm pixel size, 1080p
SOUND
Alert types Vibration; MP3, WAV ringtones
Loudspeaker Yes
3.5mm jack Yes
- Active noise cancellation with dedicated mic
COMMS
WLAN Wi-Fi 802.11 a/b/g/n/ac, dual-band, WiFi Direct, hotspot
Bluetooth 4.2, A2DP, LE, EDR
GPS Yes, with A-GPS, GLONASS, BDS2
NFC Yes
Radio FM radio
USB 3.1, Type-C 1.0 reversible connector, USB On-The-Go
FEATURES
Sensors Fingerprint (front-mounted), accelerometer, gyro, proximity, compass
Messaging SMS, MMS, Email, Push Email, IM, BBM
Browser HTML5
Java No
- Fast battery charging: 50% in 36 min (Quick Charge 3.0)
- MP3/WAV/eAAC+/FlAC player
- DivX/Xvid/MP4/H.265 player
- Photo/video editor
- Document viewer
BATTERY
Non-removable Li-Ion 3505 mAh battery
MISC
Colors Black
Price About 600 EUR
TESTS
Performance Basemark OS II: 1169 / Basemark OS II 2.0: 1132
Basemark X: 10445
Display Contrast ratio: 1756:1 (nominal)
Loudspeaker Voice 62dB / Noise 66dB / Ring 67dB
Audio quality Noise -92.2dB / Crosstalk -96.4dB
Battery life Endurance rating 81h[/quote which kin story bi dat, make i die 1 phone for 227k. Craze catch devil.

taylor88:
if she was some power drunken Ancestors in London


one rotten tooth man from Lagos would have backdated her age to 60yrs


so she can contest for local government chairman


RIP ma

I Don hear, com take kpomo chop.

malificent:
Prodigal children

The mother has a questionable character judging by her
Pushee.......

hazan041:
FTC who knows this will make FP

never underrate anything in this life
back to d thread!




who picked it? better cut off those fingers

and incinerate the fingers too. hehe

salveoP:
How?

E'hee....

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babablogger:
i have been sick for a while now and i need cash to treat myself i have a dell Latitude E4310 with receipt as collateral for a loan of 30,000 Naira which i will refund in two months please i need the cash urgently

Location : ABEOKUTA, OGUN STATE

WHATSAPP: 08172802145

So you mean you need transport to seme boader , lolz... economic-cum- political-asylum.[url]

babablogger:
i have been sick for a while now and i need cash to treat myself i have a dell Latitude E4310 with receipt as collateral for a loan of 30,000 Naira which i will refund in two months please i need the cash urgently

Location : ABEOKUTA, OGUN STATE

WHATSAPP: 08172802145

So you mean you need transport to seme boader , lolz... economic-cum- political-asylum.[/url]

babablogger:
i have been sick for a while now and i need cash to treat myself i have a dell Latitude E4310 with receipt as collateral for a loan of 30,000 Naira which i will refund in two months please i need the cash urgently

Location : ABEOKUTA, OGUN STATE

WHATSAPP: 08172802145

So you mean you need transport to seme boader , lolz... economic-cum- political-asylum.

AutoReportNG:
Hello folks, its weekend and its time to relax and unwind so we decided to ask this question.

I was with some of my friends at the weekend and we had an argument that its not ideal you buy a car first without having at least a landed property or a house. According to the Yorubas, it's been said that cars make you spend and it accumulates expenses while land, cars are all assets..

This makes us to ask, when did you buy your first car? Did you believe in the saying that cars are money wasters? How has your car affect your life or business in anyway.

It's weekend and we just want to freestyle..

- AutoReportNG

my wife ideal with pregnancy made me to purchase my first car. that night I will beg the neighbours to take my wife to the hospital and they will be like " na mi giam belly oboy i no get fuel". so i got my self a car.

AutoReportNG:
Hello folks, its weekend and its time to relax and unwind so we decided to ask this question.

I was with some of my friends at the weekend and we had an argument that its not ideal you buy a car first without having at least a landed property or a house. According to the Yorubas, it's been said that cars make you spend and it accumulates expenses while land, cars are all assets..

This makes us to ask, when did you buy your first car? Did you believe in the saying that cars are money wasters? How has your car affect your life or business in anyway.

It's weekend and we just want to freestyle..

- AutoReportNG

my wife ideal with pregnancy made me to purchase my first car. that night I will beg the neighbours to take my wife to the hospital and they will be like " na mi giam belly oboy i no get fuel". so i got my self a car.

AutoReportNG:
Hello folks, its weekend and its time to relax and unwind so we decided to ask this question.

I was with some of my friends at the weekend and we had an argument that its not ideal you buy a car first without having at least a landed property or a house. According to the Yorubas, it's been said that cars make you spend and it accumulates expenses while land, cars are all assets..

This makes us to ask, when did you buy your first car? Did you believe in the saying that cars are money wasters? How has your car affect your life or business in anyway.

It's weekend and we just want to freestyle..

- AutoReportNG

my wife's ordeal with pregnancy made me to purchase my first car. That night I will beg the neighbours to take my wife to the hospital and they will be like " na mi giam belly oboy i no get fuel". so i got my self a car.

ecoeco:
.

He is rocketing to Hell


#Eco99#

FURIOUSLY ROCKETING TO HELL

Odosa1:
What is fetish here na!!!!!!

my broda I wonder o, so one can no longer pray for his children traditionally.

Amastermovic:
I will be updating this thread as my official snake thread on nairaland...you get to see different species of snake's, fish's, monitor lizard, tortoise, Toad etc...

I might also upload video at times if am available during the cooking not hunting.. I hate during that... . Cc snakes crew, and animal support crew are also welcome we catch and bring it to you life and you take it to the nearest zoo or keep in your compound.. Yimu

Lalasticlala

Can I get a suya plz

stanway:
this are two consenting adults for crying out loud,nigerians still living in the stone age,,smh

This guys are touched lol...

stanway:
this are two consenting adults for crying out loud,nigerians still living in the stone age,,smh

This guys are touched lol...

stanway:
this are two consenting adults for crying out loud,nigerians still living in the stone age,,smh

This guys are touched lol...

Explorers:
Despite a recent trend of disbelief toward global warming, Mother Nature has just made herself clear.

A giant, trillion-tonne iceberg hasjust broken away from Antarctic ice shelf, and it’s an alarm we should all be heeding.

The iceberg, which has an area of roughly 4 times the size of London at 5800 km2, was part of an ice sheet known as Larsen C.

Researchers at Swansea University had been watching the glacial divide for months, and using satellite imaging, they were able to determine that the iceberg ‘calved’ (broke away) from Antarctica sometime between July 10th and 12th.





http://edition.cnn.com/2017/07/12/world/larsen-c-antarctica/index.html

http://www.boredpanda.com/trillion-ton-iceberg-broke-off-antarctica/

Make I go buy pontu I dey come.

attackgat:
Yes Uwazuruike kicked off the struggle but it is time for him to go and rest. His style of freedom fighting will never get Biafra.

I lost all respect for him when he went to the North.

How can an Igbo man and genuine freedom fighter be going to the North yo make peace because of quit notice? Very disgraceful

Uwazuruike is yet to understand that he is dealing with a Nigeria that does not want to grant anyone freedom and a radical approach is needed.

Diplomacy is what we need don't blame the flat headed Uwa to much.

judyjudy:
hahahaha .....A man who claims he has the world's largest penis says women are too scared to have sex with him.Super-endowed Roberto Esquivel Cabrera also claims his manhood is actually a disability that leaves him unable to work.Not only that, but the 52-year-old's 18.9in member is so long that ladies are afraid of it.The member hangs well below his knees and he wants his 'gift' to be recognised by the Guinness Book of World Records. Continue to read and see the size here …

http://judithfrank..com/2015/08/man-with-worlds-longest-penis-says.html

Bros Bros. cucumber fall on them. lolz

Rokaa:
Hours ago, a facebook user Alh Ibrahim Mai Kwankwasiyya shared this story on his facebook page, he wrote:

"Today i saw the most terryfing and mind boggling thing in my life, what you're seeing in front of me are:

1 - Two spoons
2 - Ten umbrella head nails
3 - Two medium sized radio batteries
4 - One traditional barber's blade
5 - Fourteen car bolts
6 - Five pair of keys
7 - An average nail sized iron rod
8 - One marker pen

All of the above were found inside the belly of a ram that was butchered where i work. It might be the work of diabolic people that are after someone. May God protect us Amin."

https://arewaonline.com/download/1499876456-ram1jpg49cc011bfaf46c27ec1a2e26c713e1e5.jpeg

https://arewaonline.com/download/1499876456-ram2jpg6a5b390bf66a715a9115fcca0d844b99.jpeg

https://arewaonline.com/download/1499876456-ram3jpg6ffbd4215f04b93607e833ed2b55bcbf.jpeg

http://arewaonline.com/47/spoons-nails-batteries-keys-etc

which kyn lie dat one.

muller101:
No matter how they pretend. We guys know they are after the cash. Tell her to drop her account no and u will be surprised that she will even post her bvn as well.

omobad

nicky20:
[img]https://3.bp..com/-A83NMJHGcOI/WWYcuhJN4UI/AAAAAAAAD0k/qeBLF1nhRxQD1tge_jkLq5waiVBj2_0sgCLcBGAs/s640/se1.jpg[/img]

Its always interesting seing a Doctor and Nurse getting married. here are some beautiful pre-wedding photos of Doctor and her sweetheart Nurse. See More Lovely below;

More @>>> http://trendzbase..com.ng/2017/07/two-life-savers-doctor-and-nurse-set-to.html

"No office romance" what part of the clause did he not understand, he went ahead to razel the nurse. DSS must hear this. Happy anticipated married life though.

lordkit400:
http://pmexpressng.com/man-attempts-sell-family-house-sex-romp-calabar-woman/

The calabar babe don't wash put for...am. well, I don happen to me once cha.

feranmi400:
Tekno started giving his followers money on twitter some days ago. Today, he gave a lucky lady N500k. Earlier, he announced that he would be giving someone N500,000 and hours later, he picked her randomly as the lucky winner. Congrats to her.


See more tweets after the cut.

Source: http://www.flexygist.net/2017/07/12/singer-tekno-gifts-another-twitter-user-n500k/

Oboy ur guy dey hear o.

dahunsy:
Coughs***clear throat# shit happens bro.....Human will always be human why God will always God

My bro na so the world be o.

I wonder o!

Very inspiring.

Nawa o! diabolical galour.