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sad man pele..

Oko ni iwo lo n do ni east abi? continue!

when they start beating your life out, or the families start to reason your matter you'll know whatsup
Enjoy your sex romp and softly abort shogbo?

kestino:
can we also talk about the money in her bank account

That's a No No

you won't get a second date if she's the smart type. show's you're not desperate for love but money.
Take those good tips above and keep if short. Also leave private issues till a later date

Wait!

Are you encouraging immorality in marriage or what.. why should you have wife and bae somewhere else

As sweet as the story sounds..

Blacks are still backward. We only understand consumption and leave the rest to luck. We even rely on others for almost everything
Hope Blacks too will wakeup someday

How I wish Yaradua lived to complete his tenure.. he would have continued in Obj's path to build Nigeria with enough savings, reserves and all.. But no, iku bola je

That Useless buffoon, omo oju o rolari and his illiterate wife came in and spoilt everything.

God bless Obj for us, tho. he had his shortcomings too but was a great leader. He still speaks and world leaders listen

Be yourself, don't be too naive and don't ask silly questions..

That was how one guy and his date sat close to me at a fast food joint in the mall.. They were flowing well initially till she showed him a picture of her friend or so on her phone..

Guess what the guy said next.. Are you a lesbian.
Oh boy! I shock.. The girl mood changed instantly.Naso that one ruin the date

Talk about movies, places, schooling if you're students or work. you'll be fine

You're not far from the truth..

short guys tend to have it big
slim guys have it from good size to big
but the fat or excessively built ones.. Hmmn!

I once overhead a lady complain bitterly to her friend on how she met one handsome, tall, built guy with abs, packs and all. She fantasized, drolled over him only for her to get disappointed on the D-Day. After smooching and all, the guy undressed and she saw a 6 yrs old boy dick on him.

you can imagine the disappointment na.. I dey pity ladies attimes

oshisko

After building their lives around attention, they'll come ranting, looking for pity when things go south for them

Osinbajo obviously snubbed him.. Reno once claimed the Acting President ignored the buffoon's call

Sincerely GEJ doesn't know how Yoruba minds operate.. the good eggs don't associate with thieves no matter the position held.
He should remain with his people where they celebrate him cos no love for him in SW. #fact

I love God because He is faithful.. He is always there to help

As for the commandments, those are guidelines for His children to lead a better life. We're not perfect (even angels aren't 100% perfect as expected, some fell)

I recently got involved (strictly friendship) with a snake who unknowingly to me had hidden agendas. Wanted to use me as front in her adulterous lifestyle. The fool used all I told her against me and was even attacking me with alts.

I thank God for revealing all to me promptly and was able to break things off fast. I feel at peace now than ever

Awwww!

Oge why you sef fall hands like that na. We love you still and we forgive you

Bail is free..

If they can't release her, they can keep her till her family members come to her rescue

sinaj:
I haf alredi vex *rolls eyes*

lolz.. you're a darling

so you're based in PH, nice.. can we be friends?

Hmmn! you try wella

keep it up

And so?

we should boil yam or what

Now this is CULTURE

Not like some ones claiming jews upandan like people wey dem swear for. No wonder oyinbo people them cherish Yoruba language and culture pass anything
They sing anthems in Yoruba, study the omoluabis language in school and all.
#proudlyodua

sinaj:
The last time I checked, u dnt pay my bills and am solely responsible for whatever I feel like posting old man.

Am still looking for the part in my post telling people what to do with their time. Well m gonna forgive you for posting that rubbish on my mention because your memory is undergoing a progressive decline due to old age which made you to read my short post without comprehending anything.

fine girl, cool down na haba!

You know I'm not actually your uncle.. I'm still very young, agile and getting it
sorry if I was a bit harsh, you're still that slay mama we know

no vex you hear?

People still eat suya anyhow?

The day I saw how they handle those meats was when I stopped. They wrap and wrap in newspapers, no preservation nothing till it gets to the road side suya seller in Lagos from Bauchi or wherever

Who is that twitter senator fooling?

As PMB no dey, he now sees himself as a patriot. Snakes playing dirty politics game

sinaj:
... and some guys will be wasting their time bashing themselves here on nl because of this cooperate thieves


Smh!

you should stay put in romance section where you fool around with small small boys ok?

In politics you don't tell people what to do with their time or how to go about their arguments. It's not love story they discuss

Dinocarex:
You said Western country.. Didnt you? Is South Africa one?
That country ought to be worshipping Nigeria and Nigerians literally despite all was done to them during Aparthied era. How can they be treating fellow Africans like this.
I won't take away some bad eggs spoiling our name outside the shores but South Africa ain't going that way to get it done!

Same warning Mbeki gave them.. They should not forget how Nigeria helped them back in the days

But truth be told, we should do something about these Eastern plagues of Nigerian extraction who go to any length for money.. from hard drugs, fake products, fake medicines, prostitution, piracy ( go to alaba and see them there plenty) etc.
They do just about anything for money. It's bad

It's quite disappointing telling a fellow African 'go back to your country' and we complain of racism from whites

Quite sad..

And the country is also going through hard times now

Baba don get degree, from B.Sc to phD and all the honorary ones wey dey. Nobody fit do shakara for am again

Meanwhile children of hate will soon arrive to describe the shape of his face.. funny set of people

Rule out Saraki and Atiku first.. it's easier for a camel to pass through needle eye than for them to become president.

The others not in APC are just wasting their time. Whoever wins APC primaries becomes president
Fayoshit of all people sef wan contest. orishirishi

They should tie GEJ and his wife to the ship, power it anyhow they like and shoot them into space for aliens to feed on
They are just too useless

so you're saying PMB used football age abi

DSS is coming for you

#GetwellsoomMrPresident

ZarZar:
Youth or not, it still doesn't mean all of them are taking part in the attacks. South African youths make the biggest chunk of the entire population. If all were to parttake in criminal activities, everyone, including South Africans, would be dead. The last part is an urban legend & a misconception. But it's up to you to believe it or not, because nobody makes it to success alone. Someone else has to support you & lift you up to achieve your success. In this case, we (South Africans) are responsible for that.

I understand you perfectly well..

That some lazy ones go about killing migrants doesn't mean all South Africans do it or are happy about it

But you should know on a global scale, it's SA killing migrants that will be on people's mind. It will take only discerning minds to know they might be hoodlums and lazy youths

I don't pray for hostilities between Nigeria and SA cos it won't spell well for Africa. The killings has to stop regardless

Lemme not lie.. one thing I like about igbo girls is commitment. Once they love you genuinely they can die for you

Their marriages with yoruba men last long than other tribes.

Lesson to those cheap hos that call guys broke as if their fathers had any meaningful achievement in life before wedding their mothers.. Broke today is never broke forever

Amarabae:
Tinubu did not install anyone as president, dint overhype him.
kwankwaso running with okorocha or oshiomole as vp in 2019 will win.
Noeth central made buhari president in 2015.
and btw,Igbos dont play this kind of primitive and unprogressive kind of politics that awolowo introduced in nigeria.
a politics of tribalism and bitterness.

Lol.. we'll restructure so the blame games can stop and everyone will be happy
shebi I can get your number? my mail is not working, would have used that

ZarZar:
Depends on which South Africans you speak of? Is it the majority or the blood thirsty few? In actuality, South Africa treats foreigners better than any African country I know. They even get grants!

But there's a twist now

News says South African youths are responsible for the attacks and Obasanjo has called their government out for being tactless

we can call it political plot, can we? It's the locals who feel threatened by the success of other African migrants