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Happy Bday to Me.. I wish all November Celebrants all d best wishes I wish myself. Tank U Nairalanders.




Gallant Soldier! God. Will bless Ur Home

Jhnpaul:
a text has been sent for invitation for the trainning

Congrats bro. Hw did d msg go, care to share?

Hyphee:
Yeah, that's me, guess you were the first that was interviewed

Yeah, u got it

Hyphee:
Done with the interview around 8.20am, was among the first five attended to in ilorin Centre. I pray they get back to us all.

I tink it was u I saw. D lyt skind lady. U ansad a questn abt being a team player. I was among d 1st five too. Can u guess?

waksman:
I got similar message but mine is in Ilorin n am presently in lag

u can go to d lagos venue. No testing? Just interview?

The FA Has Released New Rules Just
To Save Chelsea From Relegation.
See Rules Below:

1. Chelsea will be allowed to field
13players during home games and
15 during away games.

2. If they win 3 consequtive corners
kicks they will be awarded a penalty.

3. Any 2 succesive attempt on goal will be treated as a goal

4. If a Chelsea player is fouled twice in a roll, that’s
a straight penalty regardless of their
position on the pitch.

5. They will be allowed to make 13
Substitution.

6. They will be awarded 6 points for
every match won. 4 points draw and
2 points if they loose

7. They will be allowed to field 2 or 3
goalkeepers at the same time.

8. Any attempts to tackle or mark
Hazard will result in a penalty

9. Finally, Jose Mourinho will be
allowed to Instruct the players and refree
inside the pitch as the match is
ongoing.

Copied.

Communication matters. Talk to ur mum abt d way u feel

Kinda makes sense

AwesomeRomeo:
But you can provide the download Link to the file.

done that. Tanx 4 d hint.
If you test it and it works, pls give testimony for the benefit of others

Any Help or Hint on getting the file uploaded? I havent been able to do so, its about 3.5mb and I think there is an embargo on files that size

elijah2u:
can it work on smartphones?

It cant work on smartphones installed, but it can work for ur smartphones that has files changed to .lnk or shortcut. You install it on a laptop, connect ur phone and vacinate.

I am glad to share with us this info, I have to say I av been really dealt with by this virus(I dont really know if its a virus that causes it). But when I got this software, I av never formatted my phones, Harddrives or memorycard that has files turned to shortcut.
So, wat do U av to do? Its simple. Download USBFIX, Install and Use, vacinate ur system and then clean the virus. All in one easy step.
I may upload d file here if Nairaland permits.
I hope this helps someone
link to the download ;

http://www.en.usbfix.net/downloadings/

Some actually take selfies so they can capture someone or sometin in d background. If u knw wat I mean

[quote author=Cutehector4u post=27441422]Chat me up bday mate.

Cutehector4u:
12th

blessed digit. Am 12th too

kristen12:
Yaaaaaaaaay moi birth day mate

If anyone has complete info on Etisalat Android phone, pls post here. I need an android phone asap

emlilshady: One day a local evangelist bragged during a crusade that his God was more able than all the other gods in the town and the powers of the universe that the villagers worshiped put together. Just then, rainstorm sounds started sounding overhead, threatening the progress of the crusade. The evangelist lifted up his voice and declared with confidence that if the rains fell, then he wasn't a man of God; he would stop preaching!

Before he could finish his bluff, the rains began to hit the crusade grounds so vehemently, apparently in disregard to his declarations. The whole town left the crusade grounds to their houses, shaking their heads in disappointment and dismay.

The evangelist, so distraught and angry, packed his belongings and left the town the next day. On his way through the next town, he checked into a local drinking spot and drank himself to stupor. As he laid on the ground cursing God, an old seedy looking man tapped him gently on the shoulder.

"Man of God", the old man began. But the evangelist quickly cut in, "don't mention the name of God to me. He is fake. He is unreliable. I am no longer a believer in this God. A God who chooses to disgrace his servants. Leave me alone!" 

But the old man would not let him be. He continued,"I am the fetish priest in the village you just preached at. During your one week stay in that village, you destroyed all the charms i had made on the people for 45 years. Your prayers and your words always came with some fearful fire and power. I tried so many times to eliminate you but i couldn't. My last chance came yesterday. I had loaded my gun with gun powder lying wait on the mountaintop where i had a very clear view of you. My plan was to shoot you from a distance since i couldn't get close enough to you due to the fire around you. But just when i lifted the gun, the rains came from nowhere, wetting my gunpowder and covering you in a cloud so that i couldn't even see you. All i saw was a bright man holding a sword in front of you. I was so terrified. I concluded that your God was indeed all powerful and Almighty. That is why i've been looking for you since then. I want to follow this your God!"

The ex-evangelist bowed his head in shame!

Dear friends, sometimes, it is just wise for us to believe that our Father knows the way He is taking us. We should just trust His leading. Let our boast be in the Lord, not in ourselves. If we decree a thing and it doesn't happen, let us not see it as disappointment or dishonor from the Father. Let us just believe that the Father wants his perfect will to be done in all things. 

Be inspired. 
Have a great day!!!

this is simply the best av seen wt this name ever since i started following this thread.

Joy83: This trend dry sha...
Any update in the house?
My transcript still not received!

are u a 2014applicant too? Pm me ur phone number, lets share ideas .

mayorlan: Thanks.

I have an audience and a following online and this is an habit i have learned anyway as i am naturally an aggressive guys - ladies i am in love with knows this better..lol

To build an audience online and to teach anything,it requires having patience as we all look at things in different ways. Some might see another NL bulls**t thread and others will see something that need a listening attention so it's no problem having such initial knocks.

Do you drink? i think i need to buy you a beer.

PS: I don't drink - it's just a popular cliche to say thank you! lolzz

of coz i drink, show me someone on earth that dont drink and I will show You a dead man. I wake up early to take warm water, drink water or beverage after breakfast, lunch and then I drink orange Juice before dinner. I drink a lot, but nothing alcoholic find its way to my lips

francleanflexy: actually he does.
He seems to be answering every question/criticism here with a high level of maturity

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Exact observation i made, @op. U sound too cool and matured to be believed dat U aint tryin to sell sth. But then, No qualms in following

What can be done to expose these set of people without writing a petition which may be swept under the carpet @D SUBEB office?

Liability: my dear, to be honest, i still had them there because of the market i went to. Wanted to come back and finish everything before cooking. Am still shocked at what i saw.

mtchew, hang ur undies where complete sunlight will shine on it

Liability: i am having that guilt that i made a good guy turn bad. That my actions may have changed him completely and other ladies may be victims of my actions towards him.

anw what is ur definition for a good guy Cos He sends u call cards?, cos he calls u always??, cos He loves u without border?? Pls define. By the way, D one u loved no do as much as ur keneth?? Y, y, y.. Ladies, na so una life worse reach?, u had someone u lov, yet, u r enjoying goody frm someone dat u knws obviously loves you and want more and u still want him to keep wasting his heart, money and time. Mtchew. I hate gals

The first response answers it all, its like a family heritage in the north and among fulanis, evry family rears cattle, even in the south and west , many people av started this trend. Though we are eating @a geometirc progressional rate, the breeding is added @ an arithmetic progressional rate. I hope dia wont b scarcity soon

Its now clear why 28th august was chosen, all states did today, but not @same tym, does it mean question papers werent enof or what could av caused d delay. In Osun alone, the two venues started @akwardly different times. Aspirants @Ataoja school of science started as early as 10.30am while it took an additional 3hrs for candidates @st. Charles to start diaz. Dey just spoilt my joni plan. And den, dia questions gave me headache ciupled wt d stress of sleeping intermittently waiting for questions

rubber: What a peaceful exam....buT awful that no one can boast that he attempted all d questions.....lAi lai...who born u lol......team Osun @ Ata oja sch of science....best of luck to me n u all

@st charles, our test started by 13.30and we stopped by 3pm, wen did urs start

Julietta34: I jst got my invite ryt nw...any1 else frm osun?

omisakint: #team osun. The number of those that got the text is kinda much. Now am sure they will use height and cert as qualification to enter the exam hall. That the only way to control crowd.

ilesanmmy: Team osun we are good to go

omisakint: #team osun. The number of those that got the text is kinda much. Now am sure they will use height and cert as qualification to enter the exam hall. That the only way to control crowd.

Taiwoaremu: the two venues are authentic

teekem: U ARE INVITED TO ST. CHARLES HIGH SCH OSOGBO, OSUN STATE FOR DSS SCREENING TEST ON 28-8-2014 BY 7AM PROMPT. COME WITH WRITING MATERIALS AND YOUR HANDSET ONLY

team Osun. Leggo.

yemmyomis: U ARE INVITED TO ST. CHARLES HIGH SCH OSOGBO, OSUN STATE FOR DSS SCREENING TEST ON 28-8-2014 BY 7AM PROMPT. COME WITH WRITING MATERIALS AND YOUR HANDSET ONLY

Team osun ....just received my invite now

congrats bro. I got same message dis aftnn. Meet u @d top. #Team Osun#.

Answer should be 79

79

I know Mtn does things with fraud @d back of dia crazy minds. Me don subscribe for a week now and I rili wish to deactivate dia thing b4 dey start swapping off my credit wen d free period ends. Anyone has an idea how I can stop it?