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These Landlords sef. ..They can be very evil. They make a tenant pay for their Nepa bill and the Landlord's own. True life story. The tenant will never see d bill. They ll just say..bring money.

It is well N127,000 in 7 months? Even companies don't pay that much..

Hohhh!!!! Nigeria which way..

sickstars:
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I'm waiting for the day don jazzy will come to mainland

street wud giv him 30minutes costume party *dressing his body with different kinds of objects *

M just waiting for dat day

Yimu! Who Olamide help? Wey den go leave their work attack Don Jazzy. Y deceiving yourself like this? Just 1 packet of N500 note thrown in the air and all your mainland street people go dey shout Don Baba J!!!

Abeg park one side comot for road. Costume party ko, Olosho party ni. ..

Aribambam:
[ the act and science of booking space is called what abeg?

Spacebookology

I greet you all. May our days be long. I have watched with growing concern how this issue of Biafra,which started out as a joke, is beginning to gather momentum.

Please for the enlightened who sat at their parents knees and heard the stories of Biafra, you know that nothing good will come out of this. Yes in those days our people were killed like chickens by both northerners and westerners but did your parents tell you how their own village people and Biafra soldiers treated them when they made it safely to the village? Did they tell you of the abuse from those who had always lived in the village against those who ran back from different states? Did they tell you how Biafra soldiers were raping their own girls at will and using their powers to obtain any property that catches their fancy? Did they tell you of the 'agric' children raised on cerelac and golden morn that were dying like chickens at the hardship they endured? Do you remember stories of families and lineages that were wiped out at that time because all their children had died? Do you remember that even while we are still in Nigeria, we have been unable to stand as one and choose someone everybody can back and vote for? No everyone wants to be king and we have never been able to unite. Do you remember those called fake igbos and real igbos? Do you remember those called slaves, outcast and free born? Who have only been able to find peace, respect and acceptance in another tribe's state? Do you remember?

If you do remember, then you must realise that as things stand right now, having a country called Biafra will be a living hell for a lot of us. The discrimination between villages, towns, kindreds and states would come out in all its horrid glory. Don't you see brothers and sisters that if we have been unable to unite against outsiders then how on earth would we unite within ourselves alone? Who would be president? Okorocha, Amaechi, Ihedioha, Nnamdi Kanu? Who?

Then if all these fail to make us shun Biafra with all our might, then remember your children and grand children all over the country in another man's land that may be caught in a tribal war. Remember your relatives and friends. But most of all, remember that the children of those funding and agitating for Biafra are safely tucked away outside the country.

Ask only one thing of your leaders who ask you to go and fight and if they do this, by all means fight with them. Ask that they bring their sons and daughters to lead your 'peaceful protests'. My brothers, don't reward your parents for all their suffering in training you by sending your lifeless body to them. You are their hope for the future. Stay alive and fulfil their dreams.

For every other person who is not interested in this fight but chooses to keep quiet and watch the spectacle, know that your silence makes you complicit and someone you know and love somewhere may lose their life over this debacle. Come out en masse and fight off these trouble makers, make it publicly clear that this fight is not supported by every igbo man and woman, only a mischievous few who have no economic, financial or strategic plan for a seceded country.

Igbo Kwenu!! Kwe zuo nuu eeeee! !! Let us come together and invest in making our states beautiful and self sufficient. May God be with us.

Dear sister of mine, know beyond any reasonable doubt in your mind that you will eventually leave that marriage. The only difference is if you leave now that there are no children, you ll bounce back easier but if you leave in the future, you will be badly battered physically and emotionally with 1 or 2 children tying u down to the marriage and leaving you stuck.
This request is the first move of an abuser, ask any abused woman. They render you dependent and useless with no koBo to ur name, they get u pregnant so you ll find it difficult to leave, they isolate you from your family and friends......and then they give you the VIP dog treatment that u may never recover from ie if you are still alive.

Believe it that this request alone has shown that you ve married a mistake and if u don't give in, he is going to make your life a living hell. Don't listen to any church preaching ooo....na you and you alone go suffer. Discharge yourself now while there is still time. You are not d first and u won't be d last to marry in error. Just please don't let your parent's suffering on you be in vain because of a fellow human being like you that calls himself a husband.

It is not just men who have something to hide,women too have their reasons for keeping a few things from their partners.

10 women reveal the top truths they dont tell their men.

1. I love you: “I was more attracted to my boyfriend's money than I was to him. But at that time, when he asked me, I told him I loved him because that was what he wanted to hear.” – Mary, 24.

2. I am single: “One lie I tell most men is that I am single. I am not in a serious relationship but I have a few men I see from time to time. I have not found ‘the one’ yet, but when I meet a potential boyfriend, I have to tell him I am single.” Benita, 24.

3. I am not into looks: “I have a picture in my head of my ideal man, and my boyfriend does not exactly look like that. I tell him it does not matter to me, but I know I will be way more attracted to him if he looked a certain way” – Ossy, 26

4. I make X amount of money: “My husband does not know exactly what I make. I do not want him to feel entitled and start making demands if he finds out, so I keep my real earnings from him.” – Nnenna, 32

5. I want to get married: “I am not completely ready to be married right now, but I know if my boyfriend knows this, he will leave as he is very matured and desperate to start a family. He is quite loaded. So I make him happy by not being totally honest about it.” Jane, 22.

6. I am not looking for a serious relationship: “I say this to men I really do not want to date anymore. I do not want to break up with them so I tell them I am just not looking for a relationship.” – Bar Lucy, 21.

7. It’s not just sex: “I tell men this after we get intimate and he performs below par and knows it. No man wants to feel he is unable to satisfy a woman so I try to convince them it’s not just sex I want from them. But most times, it is very important and signals the end of the relationship if there is no improvement” – Martina, 28

8. I don’t find him attractive: “My husband will get mad if I ever tell him I found some other man attractive. So, whenever he asks, I always say he is the only one I am attracted to.” Yinka, 36.

9. You are the best I ever had: “My fiancee is not the best sex partner I have had, but there is no reason he should know that.” Josephine, 29.

10. My friend’s opinion don’t matter: “Although I don’t always take their advice, I do value my friends’ opinion. I take most of my issues to them and they have to approve a man before I date him. I cannot tell my man this.” Bisi, 27.

The scam was terrible. There is a binatone vacuum cleaner Ive been planning to buy for the past 2 weeks and it was N18,000. Today with the so called black Friday, the price was inflated to N22,000 then slashed to N18,000 which had always been the price. Deception at its worst. Only in Nigeria. ..

I can not laff abeg.

He said,
'To forgive the terrorists is up to God, to ensure that they meet with God is my duty.
- Vladimir Putin

Godwin...Korede bello n Don jazzy
Reggae blues: Harry song
Shakiti bobo: Olamide
Mma Mma: Frank Edwards
Dansaki re: Lara george
Don't be afraid: Heavy D
Post to be: Chris Brown n crew
New flame: Chris Brown
Gallardo: Davido
Shoki: Orezi
Shoki: Lil Kesh
Eleda mi: Olamide
Alobam: Phyno
Ada Ada: Flavour
Double wahala: Oritsefemi n Dbanj
Fall in love: Dbanj
Roll it: Psquare
Step in the name of love: R Kelly
Beat it: Micheal Jackson
Thriller: Micheal Jackson
Rock my world: Micheal Jackson..


Oh n lastly...Tere Naam: Indian song (Really nice)

Well women change after marriage because marriage actually changes them. Suddenly they can not go out and party at will, they are constantly thinking of what to feed their husband, and not just walk into any eatery and eat whatever, house chores become necessary and no longer occasional like when they were single. Now they have to take permission to be absent from home and even if they get the permission, they would be out only within a time frame. In fact, once a woman gets married, her status may increase but her freedom is anihilated.

Then you look at the man. Nothing new...just business as usual. Now has a live-in househelp who completely reduces his chores. He can go anywhere at will with or without the wife's knowledge or consent. And now he still tells himself it's okay to date other women

Upon all these good life, they come to nairaland to complain that their wife did this and does that. Mscheeew ...NONSENSE!!!

Anyway Harry song has told everyone....'Even your boo get a boo'. So be carrying side chick or chicken, she herself will be carrying side bae. As long as she makes sure you don't find out, the marriage will be moving on peacefully and may God have mercy on us all.

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