Lol...joke of the year

Cantonese:
That is the result of buying "meat pie, meat pur, meat pie" when you are travelling on the highway. Anything you see inside na him e be?

Fish roll, fish roll, fish roll, na tiny fish for mouth.

Donut, donut, donut, na one week donut.

Egg roll, egg roll, egg roll, na tiny egg inside.

Buy EBA with soup for Ore, na to see dog meat or snake meat inside that your egusi, ogbono or bangs soup.

[/b]Why you no kuku take your money buy boli and ekpa with cold coke along highway. Na better packaging be that[b].

I don't care how long the journey is within Nigeria, the bolded is always my choice

BabalawoPikin:
I have seen all perform live except brymo.

Burna boy is so good

But flavor is raw talent when it comes to live performance and crowd pulling together..

That guy dey handle instruments wella

You are so right about flavour

Merisbankie:
She told me she don't date broke guys
So I hustled for the bag
[/b]Carried her as my first hookup[b]

Sweet revenge

olas24u:

They dont reach out ,and their style of politics is not bringing result.That IpOb should have turned into a politicsl party.

I quite agree with you, and that could be their undoing in 2023 election

In all fairness, Igbos deserve to rule this nation too, they deserve it really, they are Nigerians and should be treated as such. They are one of the major stakeholders in Nigeria. However, power is taken by conquest, diplomacy etc and not given on a platter.

Mooh247:
Go and have sex in your family house or close to a church, let's see if you won't control the loud noise

The two of you know too much and want too much and less from each other at the same time. Two bosses. She always has a point or two to give, while you can only accommodate less. None want to compromise his or her stand. Communication is argument per second. If you didn't break up now as you just did, you will do in future, or will do it herself, when she sees someone she can lord over. In a nutshell, since you both didnt understand each other and were not ready to compromise, I can only say you did well breaking up. However, whatever makes you go back to her, she will initially raise your hope and crash it in revenge, to give you a taste of how she felt, when you broke up with her. Revenge is a sweet game, I like it too.

Ginomel:



It baffles me too how someone would call another person stupid in his own opinion.

You have the right to criticise a fellow for an answer but not to insult the being for his own opinion.

People are weird and very backward .opeyemic01

I wonder how people think really, what will be the beauty of human existence if we all have the same opinion? Creativity will be killed, whereas from disagreement, a new and better solution can be generated. People are really backward indeed and they feel everyone should agree with them. People like that commenter are so insecure, which shows the level of their mental health.

CgRay:
See as I dey follow the story like person wey dey wait for bet result

The story is so captivating really.

assholemods:

My brother it depends on different perspective o... In terms of jobs YES in terms of life and morals NO.. just to mention two.

Thanks for enlighten me

assholemods:

Oga I didn't ask you not to come did I? Come and experience it yourself. [/b]As to your question yes I am here but it is not how Nigerians portrays it to be, that is my point
[b].Everywhere has the good the bad and the ugly

Thanks I like the bolded, but you are still there and you may likely choose the place a thousand time over Nigeria irrespective of how bad it is over there.

assholemods:

Dog wey go lost no dey hear hunters whistle. Come we are expecting you.

So as bad as you are painting the place to be, you are still there right

razzydoo:
U dey mind am, not even 1 aorta of understanding. I think that's part of the problem we face in this country. Once you've made it, you've got the secret formula and others are fools. Oversabi.

I am just surprised at his comment

ArewaNorth:


It has always been great for me in 9ger. I'm living affluent life from my hardwok and I can save many times than those living abroad.
Only lazy an bitter people think otherwise!

I am happy for you brother. Out of 100% of Nigerians, how many percentage are like you Hardwork sometimes doesn't always lead to success, that you succeed from yours, doesn't mean others are lazy or bitter. However, do what works for you and don't discourage others from doing what they think will work for them too

ariesbull:
this one no even get sense... Many of them can't even afford decent meal na to buy air ticket

Do you know why many go on deadlocks... It is because of cost or barbibv saloon... They can't barb


Dude life no easy ooooo

You can make your point without insult, you know I still disagree with you, if they can't afford to buy air ticket, so to be living a miserable life is the last option right

ariesbull:
you never see folks living in tents, hostels and trailer for years

Since the condition is not good for them, what are they still doing there? If the condition is that bad and people are willing to put up with it than coming to Nigeria to live better, then that should tell you something about Nigeria condition

feyisy86:
No worry come and see, not the way we usually reason before leaving Naija o, the cold hustle no easy o

Now that you have seen how hard it is. What are you still doing there?? Come back home na

FreeStuffsNG:


You will learn las las It is better here in Nigeria. If you are outcompeted here,you will be outcompeted there too.

You may be right, but my take is with 9ja spirit and enabling environment provided by these advanced countries, one can succeed there faster than here. Nigerians are not lazy, but the nigeria condition makes it hard to succeed faster, infact your chance of success here is 50/50, while there is 70/30, I don't have data though, just an assumption

thesicilian:
By the time we get to 60, 70yrs many of us will discover that what we spent most of our lives focusing on while we were younger, were not really the important things.

Those spending fortune on big ass will know by that time it's a liability, by the time there strengths no longer match the load of the big ass

Tomilola360:


yea stupeeeed ppl like you end up crying for the government to come and save ur ass at the end of the day.

I am not stupid for making my opinion known. But I have an advice for you, go to the closest psychiatric hospital to you for a test, you might be surprised with your result. Your result will justify why you could call someone stupid for having a different opinion to yours

It can't be as bad over there as it is in Nigeria. Things will normalize overtime in US, can you say the same for Nigeria? If I have the means I will also japa, let's go and see what's up there first, nobody should discourage me abeg.

Omo!!!! It is getting very bloddy

MyVILLAGEpeople:


That’s how I fuccck one babe in my Uni year 1 first semester, we both in same department and level too. This babe Yansh big die. We had sexx without protection and I cum inside. Immediately I gave her money to buy postinor. Naso she come tell me a week later say she don get belle, she now later said she forgot to buy the postinor. She now later said, she is just joking and wanted to test me. She said she can’t be pregnant in Year 1. But she would like to be pregnant for me in final year if possible. Omo me just dey lash this babe till final year. I just japa. Lol

wicked somebody

MadamVanessa:



Thank you so much.

I am glad you enjoyed your stay in Akwa Ibom State. Your positive comment towards my people makes me more happy. Thanks dear.


[/b]Eyeneka[b]" actually means my brother/ my sister.

I
You are welcome. The bolded is noted

MadamVanessa:


Idioke eyeneka

I know idioke, but I am lost on the other. Ibibio people did me good during my 3-4 years stay in Aks. lovely experience n people

MadamVanessa:




Even though I am a proud Ibibio girl, I love my tribe with all of me, but the next tribe I love so much is the Igbo tribe. I love everything about them.

Abadie?

Favfables1:
OP...
That was an incredibly stupid thing to do ...
Even if a military man walked into that same scenario, he won't take any action without first trying to find out what happened and if need be, he will call for back up to remedy the ish...

But you on the other hand, you fought someone without knowing the genesis of the story.... You picked a side, without first knowing whether or not the side you choose was the wrong side...

You put yourself in harm's way over an issue that wouldn't be worth mentioning after a couple of days...

You didn't consider the numerous possibilities that could play out as a result of your actions...

What if that guy had beaten you up?
What if that guy was a cultist and he got some boys to beat you up?
What of he got you arrested on the basis of assault and you were sent to prison?
Will it be worth it at the end?

Let's face fact here OP...
[/b]The only reason you regret this act is because the girl bailed out on you ...
I'm willing to bet that if everything has gone back to the way it was, you wouldn't regret it...
If her love for you suddenly became "stronger", you wouldn't regret it...
You'd probably be feeling like a "real man"[b]

But now that she has bailed out on you, you're suddenly feeling "remorse and regrets"? Abeggi! Let us hear word ...

If I could ask...
On what basis did you choose a side?
On what basis did you come to the conclusion that you had to "man up" on her behalf?
Is it because she was a female?
Is it because she was losing the fight?
If it were a fight between two guys, would you take the losing/weaker side?
Would you even bother to step in?

Lemme stop here before I end up writing an entire novel ...

Either ways Sha...
I sincerely hope this "remorse/regret" you feel is genuine ...

Have a nice life...

You are so right with the bolded

Slynation:
Rambo.... I hail oO

You see, young men are getting broke and dying like fowl on the streets because they acted/acting like husband to this ladies...!!

Well, I learnt the hard way in 2015... There was this beautiful damsel where I did my diploma one certain time, A friend of mine and I has been looking for a way to win her over, although we have been glancing on eachother at intervals but she's always in a company of friends and well wishers....So one evening, we went to the ATM to get some funds around Ekwulobia roundabout, on getting there, we saw this damsel shouting at the top of her voices, she only told us the guy slapped her, without wasting much time nor ask questions to what led to the slap, we picked on the guy and shaaah gave him the beatings of his life...But as we dey beat am, I was shaaah hearing some soft voices, nobi e fault oO Then I stopped and this gave the guy enough space to runaway...

So eyewitnesses started explaining to us what transpired and I must confessed that girl deserved that slapped because everybody cannot be against you in a queue, babe wey don withdraw go house self...!! Then one good Samaritan quickly walked up to us and said "if you love your lives better start running home now because that guy is a dreaded cultists and an Oko indegene and he only ran away to mobilize his members"

Omo we hear Oko indegene, we sharply stop bike japa... But we later got an intel that they are looking for two guys that evening and they won't stop until they get them...

Brethren...!! That was how we left that town the next day and never returned back till today, we shaah don finish diploma but....

Clearance, we no come do...!!

Our properties, dash some/A friend sold some at giveaway prices...!!

Freedom, we no get...!!

Babe, we no get am...!!

Whenever I remember this scenario, I always felt stupid for fighting a guy because of a woman and I said to myself never again will that happen...

So hilarious

So why is she telling us?...we send her message?. I pity the husband who must have been overjoyed by now thinking the growth in the woman is a product of his sweaty work

Hartugrin27:


That no5 burst my thinking

That number 5 I can relate because I grew up in Ibadan. More rampant in interior ibadan. But it's not entirely true because not all yoruba men covet their neighbours' wife...it's hilarious though...