Cutehector:
Op, next time don't indulge in blind love

it wasn't a blind one, I know her in person just that I didn't get to hear her voice...

Cc tallesty1 ronald4lif Truckpusher mzmycoli

There's this girl i started falling for recently and I've planned asking her out after much 'research' and investigation, y'all know what I mean. So recently, I got to hear her voice after much persuasion and what hit my eardrums, I must confess wasn't appealing. it sounded like she was dumb in her 'previous life' plus it seemed like a part of her tongue was cut off. it was a huge turn off me and it seemed like everything I had for her just shattered after hearing her voice.


please guys, advice me, should I continue with the afore stated plan or just drop her like a bad habit ? I still have a little love left for her in my heart anyway.

Over to you guys...

y'all know it's a normal trend here on NL with the "10 things stuff" so I wanna play my own part in rowing the boat to its permanent anchor


Releasing gas is an inevitable aspect of human existence. Everybody farts even the number citizen of this country I tell you farts! I wonder what his fart will stink like though


At the light of the foregoing, it is imperative and quite necessary to immerse people in the basis of farting.
Let's get the ball rolling, shall we?


1. look around for people coming from behind before flaring your gas

2. Look around and make sure your girlfriend/boyfriend or crush is not within sight before farting, trust me, you wouldn't like the outcome.

3 . Don't Look around for your superiors in the workplace before farting , that's if you're tired and no longer want your job

4. loom around for babies before farting. study has shown that babies are delicate gift of nature that shouldn't be toyed with and that fart has an ammonia content that can disrupt a baby's breathe and consequently, kill him/her

5. Look around for your parents. never fart in the same vicinity with an African parent. Trust me, you wouldn't appreciate the outcome.

6. Don't fart in a presumed lonely place. I'll suggest you conduct a survey of your location while holding in your fart. You might not know who's coming or looking.

7. Open up your buttholes to allow space for the fart. A noisy fart can draw unnecessary attention which is usually uncalled for.

8.

9.

10. Do me a favour and fill in the blank spaces, will y'all?

Adios!

naijaboiy:

What balderdash is this castrated dog from wasted part of the earth spewing?

Look nigga I don't really want to waste my time jumping from your level of stupidity down to the level of your foolishness.

Quoting me first clearly means you are looking for a fight obviously. But did you have to do it by ass licking a female?

Oh common!

Stop being a sissy.

Try and make your gay ancestors proud.

I'm not really in the right mood to exchange words with asinine fools.

So why not do me a favour and swerve back to that lady's butt. Stick up your head in her asshole and lick the shyte out of her.

I think i'm done here.

Adios!

And inconsequential simpleton failed to tag his brain along once again just to prove to the whole community how dumb and stupiddd he actually is

Never knew Dumby is a pusssyy also, thought you had the balls to throw your normal tantrums? Insignificant Assholee!

Let me be a goner to be the first to sheath my sword tonight!

Bring it all on Mofo!

I was right after all, he's gat no balls!

I can see most of his praise singers have already conveyed their useless selves down this thread.


Bunch of buttlicking faggotts!

naijaboiy:

Who is this fool?

Oh I get it!

Because a lady is involved you decided to stick your tongue up her ass and lick the shyte out of it.

You are just a feather brained buffon.

The only person I was expecting a reply from was the lady I quoted and not one fvcktard from the unknown land crawling out of he's cave to quote me.

Now dive back in there. I bet you've got some dogs to feed.

Ode!

Dumby spewing trash as usual. I wonder if you fail to connect your hand with your brain before you type or is that you're just utterly stupiddd?

I was actually tired of seeing you constitute nuisance with your various tantrums on here in the name of being a cyber bully not knowing you're rather making a fool out of your stupiid self

You know people you pull those stunts with anyway.
Assholee!

naijaboiy:

Shut the fùck up!

Since when did it become your money he was "wasting"?

Is he the first to celebrate his birthday in grand style?

If dangote throws a lavish birthday party you won't call it a waste.

If your boyfriend is that rich wouldn't you be happy? In fact you'll be the one to waste his money for him.

You must not always comment. Stop being a hypocrite.

What exactly is this dumb fhucktarrd saying?


if it's not her money and so ? is she not entitled to her opinion??


Better still, did she quote you in her comment? why can't you sit your sorry ass on your lane? or is it that your tiny JT always get excited whenever you read a female's comment? you dyslexic nitwit

Next time you've got an opinion on something that doesn't concern you, learn to shove it up your ass, it's a big world out there, nobody gives a rat ass about your dumb self or your opinion

Bottom line is, learn to stay on your lane and you bet, your silly ass surely has no business forgetting that! simpleton!

DTOBS:

Answer dis following questions
1. Do you have a GF? 2. Do you know the lady's parent? if the two ans is yes,then report her to your GF and her parents (I mean the lady in question). But if the ans to the 2question is NO, den consider making her ur gal.... or is she not attractive?


*wink*....they call it sympathetic feeling...

she is quite attractive... thanks anyway

DTOBS:
so bros,wetin u wan make we do now....?

Na advice and solution I wan make una proffer ohh...

MzzTega:
She meant it when she said she's gonna commit suicide.
Have she committed suicidebefore?
that you know she meant it.

Anyways,just agree o.

Save a life!

Since you know that she can do it.

she's the reserved type.

she can do it

I love you Jollyjoy and I want us to do bad things

Pusssyy, pusssyy and pusssyy

so there's this girl in my school, she has been working hard for about two years now just go get us to date but I just like her as a friend, but she wants something more than that



Recently, having tried all she could and noticing all continues to be of no avail threatened me with tears day before yesterday to commit suicide if I don't yield to her advances any time soon...




folks, I'm in deep shït now cos I don't want anybody trying some crazy thing because of me. I know this girl, trust me, she means it when she tells you she's gonna commit suicide, she's the reserved type that you won't even know what she's up to at any moment.

Cc lalasticlala ishilove

this is a piece of crap with overhyped specifications. it even gets worst that my battery doesn't last as long as it is posited by RIM



This is a better waste of 60k



who's in this with me?

let's get it rollin'
Cc iceberylin wristwatch tosyne2much valmunich Logicalmind1 ronald4lif AgapeCharis softysparky Kachisbarbie vjsmiles Naijaboiy etc

XavierBlue:
i can see... So how does this relate to romance section?


XavierBlue

I missed the part where that Is your business

LueDaveLOVESYOU:
Dnt have to calll. Lala coz he aint gonnn do anytin

don't be so sure

XavierBlue:
It an old stuff na. Or op it now you're seeing it?


XavierBlue

that you've seen it doesn't mean everyone else must've seen it

cc lalasticlala

IamLEGEND1:


You mention me one more time bro!!!!

and i'm gonna make u wish ur mother had kept her legs closed and avoided the creepy dude that now calls himself ur father.

#Bìtch

you imp! can't believe that out of over 1million sperms, some simpleton like you survived


cunttt!

sinaj:
lemme seat in d front row nd wait for dem fellaz

you're quite pretty...

Let's start shooting guys


For the ladies, I think it's Softysparky


Don't know for the guys



over to you guys.

Glowstone:
Oboy You be winsh in the making ¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬

Quite hilarious

Cc lalasticlala

this is good



Cc lalasticlala

Let's start shooting guys....




Mine is "she kill it like she is married to the mob" lil wayne

IamLEGEND1:
"THIS" is none of ur business #Mofo

Have you fhuckked your old woman today you cretinous fhuckktardd

mulattoclaro:
how foolish you are.

Have you fhuckked your old woman today you cretinous fhuckktardd

IamLEGEND1:
i miss



























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Warris this??@

overhypedsteve:
this is why they banned ogogoro.

what are you saying

So, I accompanied my dad to Abuja today because
he had to meet with Buhari to congratulate him and also to discuss other important issues. They spent a lot of
hours in the meeting while I waited in some kinda room I
think it was the waiting room where I helped myself with
all sorts of refreshment.

Fast forward after the meeting, the president alongside my
dad came into the room and there my dad introduced him
to me, he asked me few questions mainly about my
university education and my plans after graduation which
I answered and then I requested to ask him some
questions too, he then replied I should make it snappy.
Being a political science student, I asked him few
questions concerning his plans for Nigeria in the coming years and then a thought just popped up in my mind to ask him if he visits or is a member of this forum knowing he's a good lover of social networks... He then smiled and replied yes, out of surprise and curiosity, I asked what his username is, he then replied he can't let me into that for some personal and security reasons. He then smiled and left with my dad. I then thought to myself, Wow! This man is
really friendly.