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Iran is going down. They had to quit these grandstanding.

ecolime:
Guys, these things happen.

A close friend of my late aunt saw her at Abeokuta in 2006. She even stayed with her for 2 weeks. Late aunt who struggled in her lifetime was already a well to do and living in her own house with exotic cars in her new life at Abeokuta.

This lady (friend) had relocated to Abeokuta city several years back and never knew my aunt had died in 2002.

This friend came to Lagos few weeks after my late aunt had hosted her. She stopped by at our family to share the hospitality news and how well her friend hosted her for two weeks. It was there and then she got the shocker.

Every member of our family was shocked and in disbelief. In fact one of my cousins followed the lady to Abeokuta to reconfirm but the flat they both lived for 2 weeks was no where to be found and has a totally different building on it.

What makes it scary was that something similar had already happened 3 years back when my Uncle too passed on (story for another day) and we all just concluded that's the norm in my paternal family.

Lost my mum in 2011 and I thank God similar thing did not happen. I still think about her till date and never for once have I dreamt about her in my dreams. To me, it means she's resting perfectly well in peace.

Things happen folks. Mysteries beyond your comprehension.

A house and cars in urban place disappeared leaving a void overnight?
Haha!

You folks are stretching your stories to the ridiculous point.

Bahaha!

NoGender:
Are you not hearing that I literally sleep in the midst of Justice of the Peace during their meetings

You don't sound woke at all. I'm not giving you the benefit of my attention.

Use your Google.

Whatever just leave it, don't quote me again.

Please, calm down.
You are right, I know it's by appointment and many factors are considered before the appointment.
However, this is Nigeria where everything is going by the rules. You know what I mean...

Do you think a fellow in early 30s could be appointed?
A pastor, lawyer, well behaved and respected & regarded in his community. Also married with kids and fairly well economically... Do you think such a one has a chance?

Thanks.

Lonelypacifist6:
And because you sleep at the midst of people who parade themselves as Justice of peace invalidates my point this is not a dick waving contest boy, it's only in states like yours anyone can call themselves anything as long as there's money.

Calm down bro.
The guy is right.
Although I'm a lawyer myself, I know it's by appointment and you don't necessarily need a lawyer background to become one.

My main aim is to know if I meet the qualifications as regards to age and social status.

akinreals:
My mum is JP as well

And your mum told you she was appointed a JP because she traveled to Jerusalem?

akinreals:
Just travel to Jerusalem. You are officially a JP. Just like anybody that travels to Mecca becomes an Alhaja or Alhaji. Double your hustle and travel to Jerusalem QED

Not sure if this is meant to be a joke, but it's an epic fail if that's your intension.

I do not think it's wise to post a comment just for the sake of posting something.

Please, anyone knows the process as well as the qualifications needed to become a Justice of Peace in Nigeria?

Any other information you think is relevant the question is welcomed.

Thanks.

Cc Lalasticlala

*Not All Pastors Are Fake!*
*Not All Pastors Depend On Tithes & Offerings To Survive!*
*Not All Pastors Place Price Tags On Counselling!*
*Not All Men Of GOD Are Into Ministry For Money!*
*Not All Men Of God Take Advantage Of Gullible People!*
*Not All Men Of God Stage Miracles!*
*Not All Men Of GOD Sexually Molest Women!*
*Not All Men Of GOD Are Proud!*
*Not All Prophets Seek Powers From The Devil!*
*Not All Shepherds Lack The Fear Of GOD!*
*Not All Apostles Are Repackaged Herbalists!*
*Not All Pastors Are Denominational Marketers!*
*Not All Pastors Seek Fame By All Means!*

*_GOD called those HE called. Those He called are aware He called them. Those HE did not call are equally aware GOD did not call them_ !!!*

*Stop criticizing All Pastors & Prophets by calling them all manners of derogatory names!*

*There are FAKE Pastors no doubt, just as there are FAKE Engineers, Quack Doctors, Quack Nurses, Quack Lecturers, Teachers, Mechanics, Bankers Lawyers and so on...*

*And There Are FAKE Church Members Too o!*

*Whatever is AUTHENTIC will always have it's COUNTERFEIT! YES... Even Spiritual Assignments Are Not Exempted!*

If you have been a victim of one of those misrepresenting Spiritual Offices, all I can say to you is *SORRY* . *GOD* will fight for you!
But please don't spread your anger, animosity or personal perception about Pastors around.

*Don't let the INNOCENT ONES pay for the sins of your OFFENDERS!*

Pick your *BIBLE,* read, study and depend on the *HOLY SPIRIT* for direction.

Ask *GOD* for answers to your *PRAYERS* if you feel you can't *TRUST* any *Man of GOD* anymore, instead of recruiting people to your school of acrimony due to your experience.

*In your field of endeavor, there are FAKE practitioners too. How would you feel if you are numbered among the PLASTIC ones*

*If you don't want to go to Church, don't!*
*If you don't want to tithe, don't!*
*If you don't want to seek counsel, don't!*
*If you don't believe in MIRACLES, fine* one thing is certain, if you don't work with or for God you will surely work with or for Satan..

Heaven is REAL and Hell is REAL. NO ONE CAN MISS THE TWO so choose wisely.

#Copied.

Where is the card?
You can't be talking about replacing something that is not existing.

BabaCommander:
And I heard a voice saying "Buhari the only president that was removed twice from office."
Then I look and behold, I saw a hand writing a statement and it wrote the details of the number of Buhari's reign and when it will end.

The number is 3 years and 3.......

I looked and I saw those who removed him, and they were people that, though, among the elite, were not people expected to achieve such feat because they occupy the mid-rung of power. After removing him, they selflessly gave the presidency to a man they have no connection to and asked him to tackle the herdsmen issue.

Is something brewing?
The herdmen part got me intrigued.

I will be donating as well. Not just once, but as long as the case will last and whenever she needs to cover any thing.

She should not be allowed to spend a dime from her own purse.

drealcivilceno:
guy, your details now?

My details are in my signature.

WhatsApp me on 07036803803

Both

vickertony:
Bro, did you find solution to this problem?

This's NOT a prescription, but I do think an injection of crystal penicillin could help.

I would advise you head to a good private hospital and explain the problem to them. Tell them someone says something about taking a crystal penicillin injection.


Please, avoid self medication.

DonGtoG1:
I won't be surprised if with time, CHINA becomes the world power.

God forbid it.

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Yeah.lol

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Redhotycecold:
Can someone please explain why this is on our front page?

I can't explain, sir because I don't know. But I know you need to get a life.

Lalasticlala and his cutie is not the cause of your miseries.

Yuceeluv:
Beautiful!... First daughters always look like their dads so i think its safe to say I know what lalasticlala looks like now

Taa!

Don't say what you don't know.
Lalasticlala is as fugly as Ojuju Calabar.

HeliosHay:
I see myself as a publisher not an Author.

Although I write a few of the books myself, I outsource the majority of the books especially those I'm not 100% knowledgable about...saves me time and helps me ensure the quality of the book remains very high.

My job is to package and market the book...thats what I'm great at doing.

Not saying you should write your books yourself.
You obviously have money to spare so you can out source that part without it burning a hole in your wallet. But same cannot be said of average naija folks. Most of em can barely afford $100.
If you could add writing tips for em, your offer would more appealing to em.

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Kindle is not my area of expertise, though I have always been facinated by it.

I made a little fortune in Amazon affiliate partnership and still doing it...

Bro, instead of preaching outsourcing the writing part, you could teach them how to write. That would bring the cost of starting off down. As it stand, the combined cost looks to be on the high side for the average Nigerian who's looking for a magic 2k Ebook to earn millions.


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