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PoliticsRe: I Am Not Nigerian; I Am British- Chi Onwurah After Told Of Buhari's Aide Message by Opoki(m): 3:35am On Jul 05, 2017
Our bloggers should learn from this. When a Nigerian who is a citizen of a foreign country vomit a crime, he shouldn't be refered to as a Nigerian, even if media call him out to be a Nigerian, we should all call them out on it.
CrimeRe: Naval Officers Beat Corper In Ondo (Video) by Opoki(m): 8:50pm On Jul 03, 2017
EgunMogaji:
Dude, stop. Don't try to apportion the same godly status to the seal that Nigerian civilians apportion to the military.

There are sectors of American militias that under the exact deal training.

"Shipley runs the nation's toughest Navy SEAL training camp for civilians. A former SEAL commander and explosives expert, the 53-year-old spends his days sadistically testing the physical, mental, and emotional limits of guys who are bored with beaches and done-that adventures. "

http://www.mensjournal.com/expert-advice/11-tests-to-find-out-what-youre-really-made-of-20140626/train-like-a-soldier

Please don't challenge me on this subject.
Wow... Intriguing! I just respect the US Armed Force.
PoliticsRe: Bukar Abba Ibrahim In Sex Scandal. Caught Having Sex With Two Ladies (Photos) by Opoki(m): 8:45pm On Jul 03, 2017
Flintstone06:
Vaseline crew spotted!
grin somebody cannot even appreciate tall lady again
CrimeRe: Naval Officers Beat Corper In Ondo (Video) by Opoki(m): 12:35am On Jul 03, 2017
EgunMogaji:
Very tough folks but you might be surprised that there are civilians who are equally tough and just as well armed.
@Bolded, sure, there are tough individuals majorly ex-convict or veteran. SEAL are trained to survive all terrain, I watched their combine camp in rain forest, these guys were not provided with anything, food and water are meant to be sourced for and all survived! They typically slice up cobra and drink up the blood.
CrimeRe: Naval Officers Beat Corper In Ondo (Video) by Opoki(m): 12:21am On Jul 03, 2017
EgunMogaji:
This wouldn't happen if they thought the civilian might have been wearing a concealed firearm.

I've been in the US for over 30 years and I've only seen a US Navy personnel on TV. What are those idiots doing on the street? Not only would they be dismissed here but their Commanding Officer might lose his post.
US NAVY SEAL... The real heart of the United States... No be for Naija o.
Christianity EtcRe: Christian Students Should Snub Arabic Classes - Adeboye, Oyedepo, Kumuyi, Others by Opoki(m): 12:05am On Jul 03, 2017
peteregwu:
They are very correct! A normal Christian should shun Arabic classes. Except if he or she wants to search and confirm if truly Mohammed got married to a 6yr old and consummated it at age 9. grin
I dash you this efo and the pot.

PoliticsRe: Bukar Abba Ibrahim In Sex Scandal. Caught Having Sex With Two Ladies (Photos) by Opoki(m): 11:59pm On Jul 02, 2017
ehie:
Sahara reporters will go the same way of gawker and nick denton, they operated the same way till they messed up the wrong guy,they blackmailed all and sundry until the outed a gay billionaire. the billionaire found out an aggrieved hogan who had his sex tape pasted for all to see and paid him to fight them legally.they were ordered to pay millions to hogan and ended up bankrupt
Sowore wil simply relocate and continue dishing us with the news, this is Naija, that's how we roll in the jungle. Abeg where is Buhari? YARADUA WAS MISSING FOR 58 DAYS AND ALL HELL WAS LET LOOSE, BUHARI HAS BEEN MISSING SINCE 60DAYS NPW AND EVERYBODY KEEP CALM LIKE ITS NORMAL? OK KONTINUU.
PoliticsRe: Bukar Abba Ibrahim In Sex Scandal. Caught Having Sex With Two Ladies (Photos) by Opoki(m): 11:55pm On Jul 02, 2017
KahlDrogo:
Oh, you must be really naive. grin

Cheating isn't a crime as well, getting caught is.

So I insist, his only crime is getting caught. cool

The only other crime I can point to is if the ladies are ugly. angry

By the way, my new girlfriend just messed up at a modelling show. Epic wardrobe malfunction. cry cry cry
Abeg where can I get more picture like this, it look so natural.
TravelRe: Man And His Friend Escapes Unhurt In This Ghastly Accident by Opoki(m): 11:50pm On Jul 02, 2017
Only if people invest more time to perfect their driving and all road signals before getting license backdoor.
Car TalkRe: Troublesome Camry And Vibration by Opoki(m): 5:28pm On Jul 02, 2017
Help, engine check yellow light came up on my dashboard. Just now.
CrimeRe: 3 Badoo Members Caught In The Early Hours Of Today In Ikorodu Burnt To Death by Opoki(m): 11:35am On Jul 02, 2017
pressplay411:
Apparently you've not been on the receiving end as the victim of a crime. You'll never encourage it.
The problem is everyone want to ball like their favorite celebrities forgetting they actually worked hard for it.
Kids want to skip the hard work and be living the Vida loca.
And no, smart/soft work doesn't imply criminal activities.
Gucci
Car TalkRe: Different Car Door Types You Need To Know by Opoki(m): 11:26am On Jul 02, 2017
Ibrofem:
Coughs!!! God where you at.... I need a butterfly doors car.... What do I do to get it huh huh
Pls once God tell you kindly pm me. You know there is love in sharing.
Music/RadioRe: I Need A List Of Reputable Musicians You Can Easily Play Where Kids Are!! by Opoki(m): 1:31pm On Jul 01, 2017
praxisnetworks:
Please help me with a list of reputable musicians whose lyrics educate as well as entertain... And safe for kids to listen to. Thanks.


Not 30 billion... Google Dbanj... Or nack apako...
I'm recommending Japp check his facebook page www.facebook.com/jappofficial his songs are morally upright, it can be taken solely to be gospel. He himself being a young dad is conscious of what his daughter watch over the cable TV...
FamilyRe: My Wife Is Pregnant, I Don't Know If Its With My Baby. by Opoki(m): 6:43pm On Jun 30, 2017
naturalwaves:
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy. Okay okay. There is a little issue with my mails. Will keep on trying to reply PMs and hope it starts going by then. In the meantime, you can google how to spoof MAC address/ How to spoof MAC address on an android phone etc to get familiarized with the process.Spoofing could be a bit cumbersome though, so, the best method to followup/ hack all social media apps, call register, sms, gallery, browsing history and even deleted images/ deleted videos is to get an app. The app usually works from the background and you will need about 5 minutes of the person's phone because that is where you have to install it. There are a lot of very good ones o but not going to do advert for any.Just research.

I believe spending 20k or more for about 3 months is not too much to know who one is dealing with before crossing the " I do" line. There was a thread here one time like that where a guy cancelled his wedding just 2 months to the event due to what he saw within just 3 days of putting the app on his gf's phone cry The truth is that, most people do not know what it means to be married. A serial cheat before marriage will continue after marriage. There are some women you cannot leave for a week talk less of 2 weeks....they can even sleep with your house boy. There are some women that, when they are away from you, your heartbeats will start skipping because you know their antecedents or what they are capable of doing once they are out of reach.

Most women are emotionally weak and dual in nature. I think it is the responsibility of those guys they become weak for to understand the weakness and protect them rather than explore such opportunities on a platter of gold. In this case, even though the woman may not be dating the gyna yet, by the time he starts adding pressure and following her up bumper to bumper, he will most likely bang her even with the so called pregnancy shocked. Imagine a married woman being a serial flirt and to think that they are newly weds. I cannot tolerate a flirt. The husband should have woken her with a resounding slap the moment he saw those stewpid lovey dovie exchanges between his newly wedded wife and the gyna. What effrontery! undecided undecided undecided
I really appreciate your information. I've started working on it since yesternight. Thank you and God bless you yafunyafun.
CelebritiesRe: Ex-bbn Housemate, Cocoice Stuns In Bridal Inspired Photo Shoot by Opoki(m): 2:37pm On Jun 30, 2017
No be ds woman offer her Bobbie to be sucked?
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Opoki(m): 1:43pm On Jun 30, 2017
Harnessed energy from the sun is the most cheapest the the sub sahara
Music/RadioRe: ''bannis" By Mufaya, A Nairalander (audio) by Opoki(m): 1:06pm On Jun 30, 2017
HarkymTheOracle:
I have created 3 different threads for 3 different songs of mine..& none of it made frontpage.

Well,
Listen to my new song dedicated to all Nigerian rappers at

Direct download link:
https://my.notjustok.com/track/download/id/233002/


I AM THE ORACLE
Don't give up, look for other means to promote your songs, your stardom may not start from NL but surely will be identified by it when you make it big. Do get angry that your post never made it to FP too. God bless our hustle.
Music/RadioRe: ''bannis" By Mufaya, A Nairalander (audio) by Opoki(m): 1:04pm On Jun 30, 2017
HarkymTheOracle:
I have created 3 different threads for 3 different songs of mine..& none of it made frontpage.

Well,
Listen to my new song dedicated to all Nigerian rappers at

Direct download link:
https://my.notjustok.com/track/download/id/233002/


Don't give up, look for other means to promote your songs, your stardom may not start from NL but surely will be identified by it when you make it big. Do get angry that your post never made it to FP too. God bless our hustle.
I AM THE ORACLE
FamilyRe: My Wife Is Pregnant, I Don't Know If Its With My Baby. by Opoki(m): 2:09am On Jun 30, 2017
naturalwaves:
If you see a good one,you can take her serious. After passing all the requisite tests though.
I'm not a saint but I've come to understand that every being has a dark spot, to some, it is more darker, like very very dark and these set of people crucify, castigate and stone others for their wrongdoings.
FamilyRe: My Wife Is Pregnant, I Don't Know If Its With My Baby. by Opoki(m): 1:52am On Jun 30, 2017
naturalwaves:
You go get heartbreak o. Sometimes, I am always forced to agree with that statement ....." These hoes ain't loyal". Smh. Spoofing is not ethical jare. Just let sleeping dogs lie. Make God just help person chose, anyone you carry, just manage am like that grin
I have never take any woman serious in my life but I enjoy it when I know what they do in the conferment of their room and still prove innocent, for instance, I innocently did a desktop whatsapp on my pc with someone's fone so I automatically receive her msg unknowingly to her... I feel ashamed with the information I discovered!
FamilyRe: My Wife Is Pregnant, I Don't Know If Its With My Baby. by Opoki(m): 1:45am On Jun 30, 2017
There are 3 things I prayed for in life.

Wisdom, knowledge and understanding.

After years of prayer, I realised that if I must have wisdom, I must be patient, if I must have knowledge, I must see things differently and if I must have understanding I must be able to control my emotions.

The 3 things the OP lacks, he's not patient enough, he lacks the ability to control his emotions and lacks understanding.

If you had waited and be patient, you wouldn't put yourself in a mess because the heap of information you will discover would have been massive if your wife is cheating on you.
FamilyRe: My Wife Is Pregnant, I Don't Know If Its With My Baby. by Opoki(m): 1:30am On Jun 30, 2017
naturalwaves:
Your suspision is most likely right. Forget about all the acting rubbish. That's how most of them do. Some will even cry that you will almost apologise but na lie in most cases. So, don't listen to those saying relax bla bla bla.
Being a tech guy, I once spoofed a lady's MAC address and was following her up and getting all messages just so I know her well before putting my hands in fire. If you see what I saw, the devil himself will be shocked. After I confronted her in a subtle way, she kept on acting for me. More evidences , more acting....all those regular baby, I cannot believe you don't trust me bul.sshhit. Until I reeled out the undiluted chats. They are only sorry when caught.

The truth is that you married a flirt who does not have regard for the institution called marriage. Why would she call some other dude such sweet names when she has a husband. Some women are just heartless. How would she feel when you receive calls from females and call them " my love" , "sweet heart" etc. What is she going to see a gyna for? Just for a 7 week old baby? He even had the guts to say.....how is our baby doing. SMH.

The baby may turn out yours but your wife deserves no respect for disrespecting your marriage. Feel free to give out your numbers too and chat, call freely with females while calling them sweet names in her presence. Maybe she will come back to her senses.
Pls kindly teach me how to spoof. I am ready to pay. Pls sir.
CelebritiesRe: Floyd Mayweather Postpones Africa Tour Over Must-Win 50th Fight by Opoki(m): 11:58pm On Jun 13, 2017
Qyubee:
This is a mis match! And we all knw d outcome! Floyd a natural boxer vs mcgregor whom has been kicking n grappling all his life.
Floyd shd just stay retired..if he's serious abt a comeback y not gv pac a rematch. Amir khan has been calling him out for yrs, there's keith thurman who holds wbc and wba belts, he shd make those fights. Floyd will do badly with ppv sales on this one!
McGregor is cross carpeting to boxing. He wont use anything other than his fist.
CelebritiesRe: Floyd Mayweather Postpones Africa Tour Over Must-Win 50th Fight by Opoki(m): 11:54pm On Jun 13, 2017
BestOnlineDeals:
Boxing: Fists

Kick boxing: Fists, elbows, knees, legs

undecided
This is a plain boxing. Mac will find it hard to win, he might be disqualified!
CrimeRe: Man Shot Dead By Soldiers In Kaduna (Graphic Photos) by Opoki(m): 10:32am On Jun 10, 2017
Dc4life:
A microcosm of the country we live in .. Hunger everywhere and wickedness is the new currency cry

A Gun in the hands of a soldier with apparent mental issues is a recipe for disaster.
Your view is biased.

Look from this angle.

Man packing sand

Soldier: Na who give u order to pack sand

Man: Oga, I just dey pack am.

Soldier: Barawo, commot before I open my eyes.

Man: Wet in, I go pack am (he continues)

Soldier then move closer and the man drop his space and wanted to attack the soldier.

His act of not adhering to the soldiers command and his act of wanting to attack the soldier is an act of engagement, I just felt the soldier should have shoot to injured not shoot to kill.
RomanceRe: Dont Know It To Ask For Forgiveness From My Ex (advise Needed Urgently) by Opoki(m): 10:16am On Jun 10, 2017
mostsimpliest:
On a very serious note this has got me down since yesterday night and i have no one to ask or share this with among my friends cause none of them will listen to me as far as is about this girl (my ex)

It all started when i was in my level 300 first semester after we started dating, even the air i breath can bear me witness that i loved this girl with my life that i couldn't spent 2 hours without hearing from her. I got to know her through a secondary school classmate which was her friend and roommate then, I was the type that don't do relationship stuff since i thought it was all about waste of time and even doubt if there was anything like true love, I told this friend of mine about my love for her friend and she laughed and said that i can't date her since am the no-nonsense type and that she has hot tempered like me and that she was madly in love with her guy and she doesn't double date.

With time they had problem with this guy which i used to my advantage and she accepted my proposal of dating.

On this day, Etisalat were doing one bonanza like that and i wanted to participate and didn't have their sim whereas this my ex was having an etisalat and mtn sim,
I collected her sim so that i participate in the promo only for me to start seeing what i wasn't suppose to see but sincerely i never suspected her of any misdeed, I was so heartbroken by the messages on her phone especially from a particular number.

I saved d no. and chatted up with the guy not knowing dah he was her so-called ex that know me even though i didn't know him then coz we lived in the same area....she called me that night and was raining causes on me and threatening to cut off the relationship that i didn't trust her that's why i chatted up with him,i pleaded with all my life for days before she accepted my apology after i carried out my research on her i got to understand that they were still dating...

To cut the story short towards my exams she started showing me attitudes before telling me it was over.....I attempted suicide only friends were able to stop me from that callous act

Her mum invited me over that i should try begging her if i still got achance,i stupidly begged this girl because i was totally in love with her,she agreed buh that i will be the side boyfriend and that her guy mustnt know that we dating,i happily acepted buh guess what some months to exams again its over with plenty insults and threats from her that am too jealous that she doesnt wanna loose her bf.i accepted in good faith.

After sometime,she called me on the phone mind you she asked me not to ever call her or chat her up,i picked and was giving her one word answer which make her never to call me again...but seriously am now feeling bad like am childish dont know whether to call her or what do you guys think?
This girl gave you the chance to be her wash ma, I mean she gave you a chance to be shinning her Congo sideways but you blew your chance. Pele. Sorry.
CrimeRe: The Brave Sergeant In The Zenith Bank Robbery Video Is Dead - Police by Opoki(m): 9:39am On Jun 10, 2017
The guy really tried for returning fire. I wish he could gun down up to 3 of those bastard especially the one that chase him. He moved smartly after gunning down the thief that wanted to go and attack him inside, he might not have been chased into hiding cos they left the moment they collected the money and did not even show remorse for the guy that was gunned!

RIP
RomanceRe: She Lied About Sleeping In A Mans House And Now She Is Claiming Nothing Happened by Opoki(m): 2:52pm On Jun 09, 2017
@emeka201 dump that girl, things these girls do when a guy don't fvvck them are crazy!

A guy here on NL once said "for her not to Av sex with a girl, maybe she has agreed to give him a BJ till he cum in her mouth while he fingers the babe till she cum too".

I can see you're drunk in love, just don't take the bitch serious.
RomanceRe: She Lied About Sleeping In A Mans House And Now She Is Claiming Nothing Happened by Opoki(m): 2:49pm On Jun 09, 2017
jay2pee:
You are still confused... I will advise you to forgive her and continue your relationship.... But warn her never to try such again... No one is perfect
She will not listen, I know women very well, she will still go and bleep those guys and will cover her track very well this time. My advice for the OP, dump her bald ass or change your mind about whatever plans you've had for her.
CelebritiesRe: Baba Suwe Is Very Sick Due To NDLEA Torture - Yomi Fabiyi by Opoki(m): 2:02pm On Jun 09, 2017
Bigajeff:
Pioneer of Yoruba films comedy to my mind right now. How many of you remember Baba Sala. Lukuluku. Latin etc
Poo or no Pupu, the truth of the matter is that Babasuwe needs attention right now. Abeg help am
Pls look for a pipe of about 3cm in diameter and insert it down to your intestine.

Deficate for about 5times in a day and sieve it with your own Han with no nose cover or glove.

You will understand the idea of trauma this guy went through those period.

He was x-rayed, they find nothing.

He was given double the normal dose of the best laxative around and was forced to sieve his on shit with bare hand yet they weren't satisfied.

The inserted a tube into his intestine and practically evacuated everything in his abdomen yet they find nothing...


I don't know what I do to hurt God in my last life that made him throw me come this Naija... Syria sef go better cos by now I go don become refugee in Canada
RomanceRe: Uche Mba: Nigerian Fitness Model Who Has A Perfect Body (Photos) by Opoki(m): 12:39pm On Jun 09, 2017
0b100100111:
I will wash it like that so far she can give me beautiful kids which I can use to substitute my love for her if later i get to realize the content of the book is bad. I just want to be washing plate! Dats all!
I can see your mind is made up. Hahahahaha grin grin

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