Best President and worst president? Very ambiguous post.
What are the criteria for rating Best or Worst?

Sure, it will be a plus, a massive PR image laundering to cover the massive looting and corruption taking place at the corridors of power.

At least the baker restrained him/herself from trying to bake a resemblance of the celebrant's face.

Henry120: There is absolutely no doubt in my mind that nigeria should be a member of brics, in the near future, i forsee that it would be brincs, the n= nigeria. With a population of 168 million, a growth rate of 7% yearly, the largest middle class in africa at 45 million, more than 95% of the population in s.a, the 2nd most developed financial service sector, only behind south africa, largest exporter of crude to the u.s, with a daily out-put of 2.6 million barrels a day worth over 40 billion usd a year, with other sector's, agriculture, telecoms and the informal sector accounting for an additional 350 billion usd etc, etc it is only a matter of time and steady power, so that sme's can grow..... Power, nt even insecurity remain's our greatest obstacle india and russia face similar terrorism challenges as nigeria, while brazil and south africa also have serious insecurity issues. Drugs and other related crimes.

Solve your Power issue and tame your corruption issues and we (BRICS) can start considering your inclusion.

Henry120: There is absolutely no doubt in my mind that nigeria should be a member of brics, in the near future, i forsee that it would be brincs, the n= nigeria. With a population of 168 million, a growth rate of 7% yearly, the largest middle class in africa at 45 million, more than 95% of the population in s.a, the 2nd most developed financial service sector, only behind south africa, largest exporter of crude to the u.s, with a daily out-put of 2.6 million barrels a day worth over 40 billion usd a year, with other sector's, agriculture, telecoms and the informal sector accounting for an additional 350 billion usd etc, etc it is only a matter of time and steady power, so that sme's can grow..... Power, nt even insecurity remain's our greatest obstacle india and russia face similar terrorism challenges as nigeria, while brazil and south africa also have serious insecurity issues. Drugs and other related crimes.

Solve your Power issue and tame your corruption issues and we (BRICS) can start considering your inclusion.

Sadly, the North feels that power is their 'birth right' and feels greatly outdone and 'great injustice' with the reality of an iyamiri Christian on the Driver's seat.

So, we are continuously being entertained by statements of frustration, despair, devastation and disapproval by the likes of Ciroma, Lawal Kaita, El-Rufai, Atiku Abubakar, Northern Governors and even Malam Sanusi Lamido Sanusi.

Well, Power belongs to the Almighty God and HE wills it to whomever HE wishes.

The North can only bite their lips n frustration and utter more bizarre statements.

We are all enjoying the Drama and Comic relief each time their Leaders utter statements

Ciroma and all his Northern sympathizers are obviously suffering from POST TRAUMATIC LOSS OF POWER SYNDROME

I think Obasanjo is already a modern 'Danfodiyo' cleverly wrenching power from the core North and giving the South their best shot at power.

Na today?
UEFA's rules are simple:

DON'T COMPLAIN!
OUR REFEREES ARE INFALLIBLE!!
SEE NO EVIL, SAY NO EVIL!!!

I am not an Arsenal fan but it's amazing that in this era of Freedom of Speech and Freedom of Expression, UEFA is running a TOTALITARIAN & DICTATORIAL Leadership that will not hesitate to punish anyone that makes any unflattering remark about its officials and/or methods.

It used to be CHELSEA FC (Players and Club alike!)
Then Mourinho (REAL MADRID FC)
Then Arsene Wenger (ARSENAL FC).

UEFA = ADOLF HITLER = NAPOLEON BONAPARTE = GENGHIS KHAN = NEBUCHADNEZZAR = PHARAOH

Sadly, BARCELONA FC seems to be the favored and pampered pikin

Touching Story indeed!

Even the offer sef poor.
Shows how much they value human life and security.

Na Today?
Don't trust Nigerian Police.

Thank God this article is from a Yoruba Stock.
Tribalists would have labelled this 'another Igbo thread'

Truth always stand the test of time.

...

Well, in my own case, I said 'Hell No'

My best friend in Uni had this habit of dating multiple partners; this later burst his bubbles with his No.1 official school date.
I stepped in as the voice of reason and moral conscience.
Bam! From being the voice of reason to being the emotional shoulder to cry on, all sorts of subtle moves by this girl to switch Bf began.
I guess my integrity got the best of me 'cause I resisted all subtle entreaties.
Then came the obvious verbal plea; 'why don't you get turned on when we are alone'
See me see Lakayina! I mumbled some excuse 'cause I was both embarrassed and flabbergasted.

I guess, the victim becomes attracted to the adviser 'cause he/she is emotionally vulnerable at the time and begins to see the adviser as flawless.

This particular girl kept trying all sorts even after I had left Uni with the most embarrassing being "Can I sleep with you for just one night? " "Just once, after that, no more "
I don't do one night stands and worse still, hate being on the receiving end of such advance.

Never showed my shock but calmly and diplomatically explained to wooer that I can't go that route 'cause I don't do 'temporal things' and once the 'dip' is tasted, there would probably be other implications.

I valued her courage though. And we remain friends till today.

Guess every man is different.

Ironically, the Bingo of a friend, felt I took advantage of the situation all the while. I now understand why water and oil can't mix.

Please how did this make the front page
It's like a moderator in the Jobs Forum is on overdrive?

mmmh!

I have basically grown since this thread but it remains special to me

Pornodude or PDude

If you were in his position, you will not be any different.

99% Loyalty = Zero

@poster

BEST ADVICE; NEVER GET A HOUSE-HELP

You don't need one anyway; what exactly does she do that no one else in your home cannot do?

OK2NV:

I have phucked the help twice. The first was from Ghana and I was in my teens then. No woman has ever brought me close to a heart attack than her. It felt so wrong but so good. My mom noticed after about the 3rd time and sent her packing. From then onwards they (house maids) were old women that I could not even eat what they cooked. The secound was about five years ago and she wasn't even my maid. she was the maid of a friend I was staying with after returning to Nigeria. The friend and his entire family went to church and the maid stayed behind to cook breakfast for me. I was just returning from the shower and she came over sasking, ''brother wetin u go chop''. I told her I wasn't hungry but she didnt go immediately she sort of just lingered in my room and then I noticed how sweet she was in a bum-short . she wore that shitt immediately after my friend left for church jus to seduce me.
shitt did happen.

U cracked me up

Okija_juju:

What  is Cattlefucker Peoples Congress (CPC) taking about sef?!  

 Very provocative

gulfer:

Doesn't matter anyway but what GLORY by the way is the OP talking about.

You took that one out of my mouth. I never knew that Nigeria had any 'Glory'

Jacob Zuma (paedophilia ) just stepped on the wrong toe

I love what is happening between Nigeria & SA.
Jacob Zuma (Paedophilia ) just stepped on the wrong toe.

High time Nigeria took resp for protecting its citizens and restoring the Nigerian Pride (or whatever is left of it).

Save for the strings of horrible leadership that Nigeria had (laced with coups, counter-coups, tribalism & corruption), Nigeria would have been way ahead of SA.

The potential for Greatness is still in our econonomy.

Naija too 'beef' their own.

I bet all these critics above can't rhyme a single-commercially-viable verse.
Baby, you tried. Don't mind the damn critics.

Nchara:

If you were not an illiterate, you would have seen this in quote

Nchara, take it easy with Okija-juju

Did you have to give him such a slam-dunk for making such stupid statements

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