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Crime / Re: Boko Haram Received Training Within, Outside Africa – Defence Minister by opparadise: 10:28am On Apr 25, 2019
When you notice they are stronger and more skillfull than you..

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Education / . by opparadise: 10:00am On Apr 25, 2019
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Jokes Etc / Re: . by opparadise: 8:17pm On Apr 23, 2019
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Programming / Re: My Gmail Is Not Connecting To My Blog by opparadise: 7:27pm On Apr 23, 2019
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: So You Think You Can Write? Well, JOB Opening For Interested Person(s) by opparadise: 7:24pm On Apr 23, 2019
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Medical Editors Wanted by opparadise: 7:18pm On Apr 23, 2019
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Crime / Re: Air Force Officer Dies In Parachuting Accident by opparadise: 7:15pm On Apr 23, 2019
This one died of parachuting, a practical PT, when our boys are dying in the hands of the Boko boys.
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Please, what really is the aim of Airforce in Nigeria?
Poems For Review / Re: . by opparadise: 7:04pm On Apr 23, 2019
Seun, there is inactivity in this section.


Why? Are there moderators at all? I see Nairaland does not/or hardly welcome poems. Even, the so-called review is not done here.

Do sth about this section or it will die off.
Celebrities / Re: "Baba Suwe Is Not DEAD" - Mr Latin Cries Out After Fake Rumors by opparadise: 6:57pm On Apr 23, 2019
Jestin:
His appointed time has not come
You people keep posting nonsensical remarks. Who told you people are appointed to die at 'some time?'

Death is inevitable!
Romance / Re: Why do I keep meeting virgins? Back to Back to back by opparadise: 11:12pm On Apr 22, 2019
Kirchhoff01:
obviously a typo. You don't have any advice Mr. Correction Pen?
. I didn't say it was a typo. You are just irrelevantly brilliant. . Advice? Solve this equation: D+I+E=u find the value of u.

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Politics / Re: How did Tb Joshua fake this miracle PICTURES by opparadise: 11:08pm On Apr 22, 2019
fuckfuckman:


He pays them well agreed but how about the vomit. Or do they take timing drugs that causes the vomit when the prayer starts
A performing magician who wants to capture his audience could go to any length to make things real.

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Politics / Re: Senators Earned N20m Monthly Before David Mark – Osun Lawmaker by opparadise: 11:04pm On Apr 22, 2019
Oh heavens, if your are finding who to thunder, fire these senators.
Romance / Re: Why do I keep meeting virgins? Back to Back to back by opparadise: 11:02pm On Apr 22, 2019
Kirchhoff01:
For God's sake, I keep meeting virgins that wanna keep their virginity till they get married.
I don't really know what's going on!
I have had sex only but once in my life. The other times are I came were mostly by masturbation. I've met 7 girls who I wanted to get laid with but they told me they were virgins who would want to keep it for their husbands. Why always me. I can't get laid. Also if they tell me they're virgins I just give up. I mean I keep meeting them back to back to back. I never knew Nigeria is filled with many virgins. Most of them acknowledge they indulge in romance but not sex.
This last one I met; I've been doing everything possible to get laid but she burst the news again that she's a virgin.... WTF? Why me? This babe look like a pornstarr. How in the world will she be a virgin.
Mehn am tired. I wanna get laid o
Advice me, I'm 25.
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When you are brilliant in an irrelevant way.

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Travel / Re: Is ILORIN Nigeria's Most Underrated City? by opparadise: 10:59pm On Apr 22, 2019
Nice television-type of pictures while displaying a place. Could you show us villages now?

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Politics / Re: How did Tb Joshua fake this miracle PICTURES by opparadise: 10:56pm On Apr 22, 2019
fuckfuckman:


Don't be deceived I'm 80% atheist. All those things are fake
Believe what? Read my post. I just modified it. You seem not to understand my drift.
Politics / Re: I’m Not Sleeping On Duty, Buhari Replies Reverend Stephen Mamza by opparadise: 10:39pm On Apr 22, 2019
I wonder what Garba knows about peace and security of the locals. They should give him a rifle and post him to Zamfara. His eyes will see his ears!
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If Buhari responds quickly to insurgency as he does to critics, Nigeria would have been an earthly heaven.

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Politics / Re: How did Tb Joshua fake this miracle PICTURES by opparadise: 10:35pm On Apr 22, 2019
fuckfuckman:
I believe that all those people falling under annoiting are fake. But how are they faking the vomit aspect. Because vomiting is not what they plan.
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How could Jim Iyke faint and start vomiting.
Is vomiting also in the script?
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Answer: He pays his performers well.

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Webmasters / Re: Calling Out Domainkingng Hosting Company For Affiliate Fraud! by opparadise: 10:31pm On Apr 22, 2019
DomainKing is not straightforward. I could remember when I bought a Soldier Plan and mocked a before-fourteen-day refund as they claimed. These people deducted more than seventy percent of the original money and asked if they should process the remaining thirty percent! I was amazed!
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I also noticed a certain downtime in midnight during my use of their services. Their refund policy is 'just for the records.' People recommend BlueHost.
Crime / Re: Two 'armed Robbers' Lynched To Death In Bayelsa — But Two Escape While One Gets by opparadise: 10:22pm On Apr 22, 2019
If smaller thieves are lynched to death, how much more the bigger thieves?
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If all thieves are lynched, Nigeria will have no political leaders and religious leaders!

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Romance / Re: My Girlfiend Compared Me To Yahoo Boys ...im Sad by opparadise: 10:16pm On Apr 22, 2019
CuntMiner:
well im a graduate from the university of ilorin,class of 2015, B.Ed in educational management,geography as my minor.....but i studied for my parent,...MY PASSION IS FOOTBALL...I WONT STOP TILL I MAKE IT
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Submit your CV to orgs. and still focus on your passion. Life will be easy!
Crime / Re: Kolapo Olowoporoku: OAU Student Commits Suicide Over Repeated Courses by opparadise: 10:14pm On Apr 22, 2019
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Crime / Re: Kolapo Olowoporoku: OAU Student Commits Suicide Over Repeated Courses by opparadise: 10:12pm On Apr 22, 2019
tiwiex:


Sometimes, it's more complicated than you say. Home pressure. Maybe his parents have put undue pressure and he just couldn't face them. Parenting also needs to be addressed. Nothing wrong in falling down. I was in Ife. I had an extra and I found it hilarious. It was even a badge of honour. But homes are different. People too can be different. I wriggled through it and managed the home front.
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Your point is quite palatable but is it worth the suicidal mission, after all those years?
Crime / Re: Kolapo Olowoporoku: OAU Student Commits Suicide Over Repeated Courses by opparadise: 10:10pm On Apr 22, 2019
Niorte:

You are shameless and inconsiderate. You believe you know every thing and force your opinion down the throats of others. Truly you are intelligent but you are not wise. You are blunt but very toxic. Your area of strength is the reason many people dislike you. You act before you think.

Are these not your traits?
Considerate? No pressure from parents, school, etc., should pressurize a real human take his life! Argue with yourself.
Celebrities / Re: Bbnaija: These Are The Reasons Why I Disliked Bambam At First – Teddya Opens Up by opparadise: 10:03pm On Apr 22, 2019
abluck:
Okay
What people actually call 'behaving church-like' is actually behaving with set priorities and not buying their lustful wishes. Devil, go on vacation for once!
Celebrities / Re: A Young Lady Born With No Arms And Knees Finds Love by opparadise: 9:59pm On Apr 22, 2019
This kinds of stories happening in Nigeria is as futile as trying to fly.
Crime / Re: Kolapo Olowoporoku: OAU Student Commits Suicide Over Repeated Courses by opparadise: 9:56pm On Apr 22, 2019
4601CE:
This useless school just asked one of my friends in Medical rehabilitation to withdraw.
Very useless school!
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You talk/type as though your friends cleared his grades and was asked to repeat. Learn to tell it off to an unqualified-to-pass sb who isn't meeting the standards to put more efforts than blaming an innocent school.

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Politics / Re: Northeast Better Off Under President Buhari – Presidency by opparadise: 9:49pm On Apr 22, 2019
janetdaniels201:
STATE HOUSE PRESS RELEASE

NORTHEAST BETTER OFF UNDER PRESIDENT BUHARI – PRESIDENCY

In an action that broke the old tradition of staying above politics, the Catholic Bishop of Yola Diocese, Rt. Rev. Fr. Stephen Mamza delivered a homily in which he spoke angrily against President Muhammadu Buhari, whom he described as “sleeping on duty as Commander-in-Chief.” This is not a fair comment.
The man was being succinct and that was the truth.

There is so much that has changed in the past three to four years in and around Yola, and the Catholic Church in particular that a true assessment would show that but for the Change Administration of President Buhari, things would have continued the way they were, or even get worse. These could not have happened if a Commander-in- Chief was asleep.
Haven't you seen sb eyes open and is sleeping?
Bishop Mamza was, and is still a strong member of the Adamawa Peace Initiative, API, composed of religious and community leaders which did the lovely work housing and feeding 400,000 displaced people from Northern Adamawa and Borno States in 2015. The API also did the extraordinary work of easing tensions between Muslims and Christians during that period and ensured that both groups did not turn on one another based on suspicion.

As widely reported by the local and international press, in the premises of St. Theresa’s Cathedral where Rev. Mamza ministered, there were more than 1,500 IDPs, mostly women and children on whom the church administered food rations and issued bags of maize, cooking oil and seasoning. We are truly touched and very grateful for the work that the Bishop and the others had done in that difficult period.
Lengthy and adding nothing to the citizenry's welfare.
Now that Boko Haram has been degraded, the more than 400,000 displaced people absorbed by the Adamawa community have all gone back to Borno State and to those council areas in northern Adamawa.
If you are a soldier, you will never type this!
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In addition to the capital,Yola, the towns of Michika, Madagali and Mubi which had been occupied by Boko Haram during their military advances have since been retaken by the Nigerian military, whose personnel are also clearing litters of Boko Haram’s carnage and are, through the support of the administration as well as local and international partners, rebuilding roads and bridges, power lines, burnt schools, markets, destroyed churches and mosques.

Without an iota of doubt, the Northeast is better off with President Buhari than it was under the previous administration. That should explain the massive turnout of voters in the region, in spite of threats to life and property, to vote for the return of the President for a Second Term of four years.

Sadly, one of the realities of today’s Nigeria is that it easy to blame President Buhari for the violence all around us. Community leaders are too scared to blame the warlords and the sponsors of killings we live with because they fear for their own lives.

What is happening in several communities racked by inter-ethnic and religious violence is arising from the refusal of community leaders to point at known criminals in their midst for the law enforcement agencies to act against them. They rather blame President Buhari for their woes.

It is indeed an irony that in the week that Bishop Mamza was speaking, another Bishop with a known commitment to peace, and results to show for his work in neighbouring Plateau State, is being dispatched to go to Taraba, Adamawa and Benue States to work in collaboration with security agencies in mending broken inter-communal relationships.

This senseless violence can never be condoned by the administration and we sympathize with the families of those who lost loved ones as well as those injured. The administration’s intense security efforts and peace building will not only continue, but will expand in response to such explosions of violence in the country.

Garba Shehu
Senior Special Assistant to the President
(Media & Publicity)
April 22, 2019
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Easier said than done! What does Garba know about the management of weaponry against insurgency? He should glue his basket if he has zilch to say.
Religion / Re: JW And The Catholic Who Among These Folk Are More Disillusioned. by opparadise: 9:49pm On Apr 22, 2019
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