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Family / Re: I Cheated On My Husband With A Guy From Work And I Don't Know What To Do. by opparadise: 1:53pm On May 01, 2019
I read the OP's message and tried scrolling through some responses from the females. Y'all females accepted her deed and was petting her in place. Y'all stink! As for the main animal, you are a special kind of prostitute! Animal !
Family / Re: What Should I Do? I'm Confused by opparadise: 10:20pm On Apr 30, 2019
You are not faring bad. Do stay and invest, there is no place like home. The taxes there might be bigger than Nigerian's corruption.

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Education / Re: Help Solve This by opparadise: 10:12pm On Apr 30, 2019
futurist369:
it's not an assignment bro, it's a question I haven't been able to solve since last year....
Whatever it is to you will cost you money.
Education / Re: Help Solve This by opparadise: 10:07pm On Apr 30, 2019
futurist369:
§a^2/(x+a)(x^2+a^2) dx..... Note:§ means integral
Nobody does peoples' assignments for free. Pay.
Phones / Re: Here's Why You Should Upgrade To This Smartphone by opparadise: 10:03pm On Apr 30, 2019
Itel has filled my screen. Okay, I'm interested in the P33. How do I get it? Please list the features of both P32 and P33. I need the one with the 5000 mAh.
Politics / Re: I Am Proud Of Buhari Proudly Nigerian On Zaynab Release - Fani-kayode by opparadise: 10:00pm On Apr 30, 2019
sarrki:
Seriously any Nigerian will be proud

Mr President please the insecurity issues

Please declare state of emergency in that sector

Nigerians can’t survive with the pace of kidnappings and other security challenges
Who told this one that the OP is MBuhari?

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Culture / Re: Rebuttal- Why Are Igbos Trying So Hard To Claim Delta Igbos Are Igbos. by opparadise: 9:58pm On Apr 30, 2019
Igbo is Igbo. I don't know anything'bout Biafra or Nigeria. Let them sell both and just give me my share.
Romance / Re: How Girls Eat On A Date Vs How They Eat At Home by opparadise: 9:53pm On Apr 30, 2019
Everything'bout 99% of girls are fake: eye brows, eye lashes, fake eyes, lips colour, nose natural shape, artificial ears, fake hair, fake walking posture, fake bending posture with waist back, push up bras (fake cleavages that normally have low self esteem), waist trainers for fake waists, make-ups to cover fake ugliness, powder to illuminate fake faces, perfume to cover body odour, fake talking habit, fake sitting habit (they sit anyhow at home), fake sleeping habit (they sleep drooling at home), fake finger nail and toes. Some will even be wearing lipstick on that lips that cannot spell 'ecclesiastics'. God must punish these fake people!

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Education / Re: How To Pronounce 'huawei, Peugeot And Hyundai' Correctly. by opparadise: 9:44pm On Apr 30, 2019
A large number of people will just type/write the name on a surface and show to the seller before purchase. This piece is helpful.

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Phones / Re: Very Clean Iphone 5 Forsale 24,500 by opparadise: 8:02pm On Apr 29, 2019
It must be a refurbished one.
Celebrities / Re: Yemi Alade And Rick Ross Shooting Her Music Video by opparadise: 7:52pm On Apr 29, 2019
StarUp:
I wish they could write some lines for Rick Ross in either Yoruba or Igbo... He will be like "Omo masheraileshe torikpe moni ifere"... grin
You are YoruRuined .
Celebrities / Re: Ikenna Ajuba Down With Cancer Of The Blood - Leukaemia (Photos) by opparadise: 7:49pm On Apr 29, 2019
How Nigerian elites make haste to donate huge sums foe Nollywood performers or celebrities never cease to amaze me.
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I begin to wonder of what use they are to the whole country that that amount is raised asap, where millions die every day of malnutrition. Well, I am not saying his life is unimportant.
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Just because they are about to undergo an operation, they become the talk of towns. Who did they tell or help when they were in funds and in good health?
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Does he know how many poor people die everyday of not even curing malaria or some minor illness?
Crime / Re: Why We Killed Anthony Igboka - 'Transformer' Confesses . Pic by opparadise: 7:42pm On Apr 29, 2019
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Celebrities / Re: You Lost - Davido Tells Oyetola, Governor of Osun State by opparadise: 7:34pm On Apr 29, 2019
Tintinnoty:
Davido, you know nothing about politics. Face your music
This statement is what is killing illiterate Nigerians. What is there in politics to acquire a Degree before one knows?

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Romance / Re: Wedding Pictures Of Nairaland's Mrofficer by opparadise: 4:41pm On Apr 29, 2019
MrOfficer:
I'm back again fellow landers. The wedding/sword crossing parade was a huge success and I return all the glory to God in heaven. I even smuggled lalasticlala special delicacy all the way from yonder (cos its a sacred animal here) but he didn't turn up sad


You can check the wedding invitation to all Nairalanders here

https://www.nairaland.com/5142307/fellow-nairalanders-all-specially-invited

I will be posting the picture story on here as they come.

LESSONS I LEARNT

1. Always start preparations early. For others planning to get married soon, Make sure you make early preparations. I for example started looking for an event hall as early as January. Not only did it save me the fire brigade rush, I also got the hall at a better price ( it was an off season period so no events. The prices are therefore cheaper, just like buying clothes in rainy season)

2. You cannot do everything on your own. Delegate and outsource as much as you can. This will help reduce the stress level cos trust me, planning a wedding is no jokes.

3. Plan according to your budget. Even before we fixed a date, I did a lot of window shopping and enquiries. This helped me to know the cost of things out there. It helped me in planning my budget. Improper planning is nothing but a disaster waiting to happen.

4. Another important lesson which I learnt the hard way was in the pre wedding photo shoot. If I had known I would have taken them even before we started preparations. I was stressed out when we took our pre wedding shorts and it can easily be seen in my tired eyes and lean frame. However if you are on the plus side and you wish to loose flesh, you can consider taking your shorts when the stress set in.

5. Lastly umunnem, you should Know that there is no best nor worst wedding. You can only do your best within your limits. Don't worry if you get sleepless nights and panic attacks (I had plenty). It's only normal to worry as humans that we are. Also don't expect everything to go according to plan. People will disappoint you. Things will go wrong but don't let it get to you.
Happy married life.

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Culture / Re: Advise To Union Bank Nigeria by opparadise: 8:25pm On Apr 28, 2019
outspokenpikin:
Hello my people, I have noticed something about union bank, and I would like to advise them. I dnt mean any harm, just an advise.


So what I have noticed is, for years now I have had they opportunity to bank with GTB and union bank. But honestly, I like going to GTB, because anytime I go into their branch, I will always see a new face, I mean, a new beautiful face at their customers service and they tellers. But with union bank, Na only one person face, I dy see for they past years, I have been visiting their branches(Abuja) precisely . I urge union bank to always re shuffle their customers service ,Abeg. Lol... This might sound funny, but it is another marketing strategy.
Most banks outsource their jobs to many a person. You should not blame Union Bank. A large number of people actually like seeing the same staff than new staffs; it gives them the feeling of low staff turnover, and customer-staff relationship.
Celebrities / Re: Regina Daniels Is Pregnant For Ned Nwoko - e-NIGERIA by opparadise: 8:13pm On Apr 28, 2019
This is not news, things are overrated in Nigeria. She is married, what is the big deal if she got pregnant?

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Crime / Re: Ghanaian Woman Slumps After Seeing 'Dead Husband' In Another Town by opparadise: 3:57pm On Apr 28, 2019
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Crime / Re: Where And How To Produce Scratch Card by opparadise: 10:23pm On Apr 27, 2019
Itzgrace:
Pls help a brother I need a Link on where and how I can produce scratch card for official use i will appreciate any ideals and contributions
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Let me get you correctly. You need to create on a site some plugin that randomly generate numbers that will still serve very useful to the service you provide? Eg, like WAEC using its randomly generated numbers as students' login?
Computers / Re: HELP - Microsoft Outlook For Mac by opparadise: 10:11pm On Apr 27, 2019
I can help out. Your location?
Politics / Re: Southeast Nigeria Again. by opparadise: 10:08pm On Apr 27, 2019
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Agriculture / Re: Nigeria Now No1 Rice Producer In Africa by opparadise: 10:03pm On Apr 27, 2019
Okay, now tell us who came second in producing rice-stone rice.

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Romance / Re: Could It Be The Sex??? by opparadise: 10:00pm On Apr 27, 2019
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Romance / Re: Two Instagram Girls Showed Off Their Boobs & Pv$$y On McGalaxy's Instagram Live by opparadise: 9:51pm On Apr 27, 2019
I wish I could meet Mc Galaxy and tell him how he is a special kind of frustrated sexist.

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TV/Movies / Re: Who And Where Can I Sell My Scripts? by opparadise: 9:48pm On Apr 27, 2019
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Celebrities / Re: Kiss Daniel Is An Airlord by opparadise: 9:41pm On Apr 27, 2019
A large number of them are. People who ought to be role models are the main perpetrators of social vices.

They have zilch to offer.
Politics / Re: Regina Daniels Vs Bianca Ojukwu - Ned Nwoko Vs Ojukwu (Photos) by opparadise: 9:33pm On Apr 27, 2019
Beauty and The Beast.

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Romance / Re: Priscilla Orafu Married After Nude Photos Scandal (Wedding Picture) by opparadise: 7:48am On Apr 26, 2019
I don't understand. Are you informing us about her marriage or exposing her sexual innuendoes to us?

Not everyone heard'bout her until now!

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Education / Re: . by opparadise: 10:32am On Apr 25, 2019
Fynestboi, olawalebabs, Richiez, lalasticlala
Education / Re: . by opparadise: 10:30am On Apr 25, 2019
Fynestboi, olawalebabs, Richiez, lalasticlala

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