₦airaland Forum

futurist369:
it's not an assignment bro, it's a question I haven't been able to solve since last year....

futurist369:
§a^2/(x+a)(x^2+a^2) dx..... Note:§ means integral

sarrki:
Seriously any Nigerian will be proud

Mr President please the insecurity issues

Please declare state of emergency in that sector

Nigerians can’t survive with the pace of kidnappings and other security challenges

StarUp:
I wish they could write some lines for Rick Ross in either Yoruba or Igbo... He will be like "Omo masheraileshe torikpe moni ifere"...

Tintinnoty:
Davido, you know nothing about politics. Face your music

MrOfficer:
I'm back again fellow landers. The wedding/sword crossing parade was a huge success and I return all the glory to God in heaven. I even smuggled lalasticlala special delicacy all the way from yonder (cos its a sacred animal here) but he didn't turn up


You can check the wedding invitation to all Nairalanders here

https://www.nairaland.com/5142307/fellow-nairalanders-all-specially-invited

I will be posting the picture story on here as they come.

LESSONS I LEARNT

1. Always start preparations early. For others planning to get married soon, Make sure you make early preparations. I for example started looking for an event hall as early as January. Not only did it save me the fire brigade rush, I also got the hall at a better price ( it was an off season period so no events. The prices are therefore cheaper, just like buying clothes in rainy season)

2. You cannot do everything on your own. Delegate and outsource as much as you can. This will help reduce the stress level cos trust me, planning a wedding is no jokes.

3. Plan according to your budget. Even before we fixed a date, I did a lot of window shopping and enquiries. This helped me to know the cost of things out there. It helped me in planning my budget. Improper planning is nothing but a disaster waiting to happen.

4. Another important lesson which I learnt the hard way was in the pre wedding photo shoot. If I had known I would have taken them even before we started preparations. I was stressed out when we took our pre wedding shorts and it can easily be seen in my tired eyes and lean frame. However if you are on the plus side and you wish to loose flesh, you can consider taking your shorts when the stress set in.

5. Lastly umunnem, you should Know that there is no best nor worst wedding. You can only do your best within your limits. Don't worry if you get sleepless nights and panic attacks (I had plenty). It's only normal to worry as humans that we are. Also don't expect everything to go according to plan. People will disappoint you. Things will go wrong but don't let it get to you.

outspokenpikin:
Hello my people, I have noticed something about union bank, and I would like to advise them. I dnt mean any harm, just an advise.


So what I have noticed is, for years now I have had they opportunity to bank with GTB and union bank. But honestly, I like going to GTB, because anytime I go into their branch, I will always see a new face, I mean, a new beautiful face at their customers service and they tellers. But with union bank, Na only one person face, I dy see for they past years, I have been visiting their branches(Abuja) precisely . I urge union bank to always re shuffle their customers service ,Abeg. Lol... This might sound funny, but it is another marketing strategy.

Itzgrace:
Pls help a brother I need a Link on where and how I can produce scratch card for official use i will appreciate any ideals and contributions
tanx