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Christianity EtcRe: What Happens When We Criticize A Real Miracle And Tagged It "Fake" by opparadise: 2:37pm On Apr 20, 2019
Towncrier007:
If there's no righteous man on earth then the purpose why Jesus died was defeated,cos he died to reconcile us back to God.

And also must these pastors go to the morgue before they show that they're real? How many times did Jesus visited the morgue? Only on Lazarus case which was because of His closeness to the family.
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At least, he visited. Man, just serve God and do according to his words. You really do not need an intermediary but Jesus.
RomanceRe: Boy And Girlfriend Argument by opparadise: 2:30pm On Apr 20, 2019
Oriflame918:
I'll feel bad o
I hate ladies crying and then to cheer her up I'll just buy her one of the oriflame products especially a perfume , love potion to be precise to make her happy and I might go as far as getting her essential fairness too an oriflame body lotion that when she rubs it you yourself won't dare argue with here again...
Incase you it was you who happens to argue with her and made her cry, check my signature, patronize me and thank me later grin
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CrimeRe: "I Raped Her At Gunpoint To Regain My Respect" - Rapist Alowale Said(pic) by opparadise: 2:27pm On Apr 20, 2019
I hope your next years behind bars will be respected. Man of Valour! Knight of Shokoto.
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Hediot!
Christianity EtcRe: South African Pastor Spotted Baptizing Church Members With Bottles Of Beer by opparadise: 2:24pm On Apr 20, 2019
NaijaOlosho:
A respected servant of the almighty God, South African Pastor Baptizes His Church Members with Bottles Of Beer

Watch the video


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIGkkJ2m45o
For that, if I were God, I would have made you dumb, blind, with partial stroke, itchy body, and leprosy for referring a professional drunk as that.
PoliticsRe: Which Of These President Buhari's Quotes Makes You Wonder? by opparadise:
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Christianity EtcRe: What Happens When We Criticize A Real Miracle And Tagged It "Fake" by opparadise: 2:11pm On Apr 20, 2019
fvck:
I am just curious with the trend these days that most miracles are staged,but what happens to us if we publicly condemn a genuine miracle orchestrated by God himself through His Spirit, will that incur the wrath of God?
Miracles don't come from devils, magic rather do. There is no righteous man on Earth, just a bunch of sinning sinners .


Ask yourself, don't these pastors see the morgue? Why must it always happen in the church premises. Is this as exemplary as to Jesus?
Poems For ReviewRe: . by opparadise(op): 7:02am On Apr 20, 2019
Criticisms are welcomed.
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Poems For ReviewRe: Enquiries? Suggestions? Complaints? Contact The Moderator Here.... by opparadise: 3:25pm On Apr 19, 2019
Recommended poems for FP:
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cc: Cuddlemii, Seun, Mynd44, HumbledbYGrace, Obinnau
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Poems For ReviewRe: . by opparadise(op): 3:21pm On Apr 19, 2019
HumbledbYGrace, Obinnau
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LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by opparadise: 2:40pm On Apr 19, 2019
All I want is bank on a bank to lend me a loan and leave me alone.
Poems For ReviewRe: . by opparadise(op): 2:30pm On Apr 19, 2019
Seun, Mynd44, HumbledbYGrace, Obinnau, you are also free to criticise this poem.
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PoliticsRe: Oby Ezekwesili Celebrates Her Mother's 77th Birthday (Photos) by opparadise: 1:00pm On Apr 19, 2019
drogs:
Writer and a critic that cannot read to understand its her Mum's bday. With your ignoramus write_up. Pls. Shift Jare.
Bet9ja made you a dropout from school. Sorry!
CelebritiesRe: Olamide Reacts To Police Brutality In Nigeria by opparadise: 9:32am On Apr 19, 2019
Olamide should be dead in silence already. Did he say anything when APC rigged the election?
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This is the next level; next levels of brutality.
PoliticsRe: Oby Ezekwesili Celebrates Her Mother's 77th Birthday (Photos) by opparadise: 9:28am On Apr 19, 2019
privaldo:
Aunty Oby backed out from the election without any pressure from any body and point of correction it's her mum's birthday not hers
It seems you are confused and don't know your aunts after all.
Christianity EtcRe: Good Friday; The Commemoration Of The Death Of Our Lord Jesus Christ by opparadise:
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RomanceRe: Fellow Nairalanders You All Are Specially Invited To My Wedding by opparadise: 9:23am On Apr 19, 2019
Evablizin:
Abeg calm down,are you in sifia pains?
Don't tag me, I don't like you.
RomanceRe: Fellow Nairalanders You All Are Specially Invited To My Wedding by opparadise: 9:21am On Apr 19, 2019
MrOfficer:
Haba mana! Lol I don't mean it that way mbok. That's our what we interpret RSVP to mean as kids.


See eh, make I no find you that day o
I wouldn't make it and my CO wouldn't assent to my pass anytime sooner as I just returned from one. Happy Pairing. Happy early-nine-months course.
RomanceRe: Fellow Nairalanders You All Are Specially Invited To My Wedding by opparadise: 9:19am On Apr 19, 2019
Contumely:
Must you always exhibit how slow you are on the uptake?


What he said was just part of the info and a good attempt at humour.

But because you are daft and a sadist, you are bereft of the facilities to catch the drift.


Your posts smack of a frustrated dimwit.
The traffic on the road to hell has reduced; this is your chance.
TravelRe: US Embassy Sends Message To Nigerians On Dress Code For Visa Interview by opparadise: 9:15am On Apr 19, 2019
They should infer straight-forward that 'you monkeys should come in your primitive wears to be considered as visa is for the whites' and not just imposing colonial policies on Nigerians.
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Believe, you will see one ne'er-refusing-to-leave-presidency president say 'you fifu yaf tried to remember us of our culture' now.
PoliticsRe: Prophet Anthony Nwoko Is Dead! Murdered In Enugu By Assassins by opparadise: 9:10am On Apr 19, 2019
Welcome to Nigeria, a military system of government in democracy guise. A system where jungle justice is a sure-banker to oppositions.
RomanceRe: Fellow Nairalanders You All Are Specially Invited To My Wedding by opparadise: 9:06am On Apr 19, 2019
MrOfficer:
My wedding comes up on the 27th of April, 2019 and everybody here is invited:

Rice and stew will be very plenty. Lalasticlala I have made special provision for your specialty


Dominique
Freiburger
R231

Omenka still dey here sef? He is invited too
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What do you mean by that? You mean Nairaland members are special kind of hungry people?
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Oya, face your wedding with just you and your family.
Christianity EtcRe: Good Friday; The Commemoration Of The Death Of Our Lord Jesus Christ by opparadise: 9:00am On Apr 19, 2019
jmoore:
Your own brain is the one that needs upgrade. Is Jesus a pagan? Easter is all about death and resurrection of Christ.
Easter didn't begin from Jesus. What part of the sentence 'looking up the origin of events' don't you understand.
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Are you allergic to having sense even with your food-flask head?
BusinessRe: Funke Akindele Is Dettol Clean Naija Campaign Brand Ambassador by opparadise: 8:53am On Apr 19, 2019
We also need some political dettol. The political body is filled with political germs that kill without recourse to .
Christianity EtcRe: Good Friday; The Commemoration Of The Death Of Our Lord Jesus Christ by opparadise:
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Christianity EtcRe: . by opparadise(op): 8:26am On Apr 19, 2019
Nukilia:
Can you just leave religion alone and let's focus on solving our national problem as a country? Sleeping in darkness and forming religion is the beginning of self - sabotage cool
You cannot solve a national problem. Religion is also part of the national ruins.
Christianity EtcRe: . by opparadise(op): 8:22am On Apr 19, 2019
UceeGod:
Adeboye and Oyedepo
Yes, these duo are worth billions of nairas. They own different fleets of cars, mansions, businesses and airplanes -- all gotten from the church, yet offerings 'go to God'

Humility before God is when a pastor who lives on financial offerings from the congregation lives neither beyond nor below the general financial status of his members.

It's always good when a minister of God lives an exemplary life just like Jesus Christ.
Reasonable post so far.

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