(forget my username or signature,we are all here to have fun)

well my girlfriend,(well wife to be if i hammer) compared me to her female friends dating yahoo guys,d stuffs dey bought for dem......

..but im a footballer working very hard,playing my ass out tryna be a d next revelation,im working out a trial with chalton athletics league 2 of english league,but she wouldnt understand all dis cos she doesnt get,i think she wants result and not d planning and all.

i as a person cant start scamming people,it doesnt make sense to me,there will definitely be repercussions believe it on not,u cant make people cry and expect to laugh forever,im just very sad right now cos im not made yet,but i expected my girl to be encouraging me.....im just sad,im out

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classicTutor:


Though his action is disheartening and disinclined but ones must show sympathy because he "deceased" was once an human!

CapedBaldy:

listen you retard I'm very irritated right now. I asked for links I didn't ask anyone to send me the PDF. I asked for fucking links. So, if you're too stupid to understand that just get the Bleep out of here and take your retarded ness elsewhere cos I have no use for it. I don't know how someone can be so stupid trying to form savage comments only. Baka.
or do you expect me to pay for a link? guy you better get your head checked. there's always a fool somewhere that will try to make me lose my temper gosh

FreshGreen:
HE HEARD SOUNDS OF PEOPLE SCREAMING IN HELL

Do you know why Jacques Costeau, the famous underwater explorer, quit deep sea diving sometime before he died? It is said that he stopped because he had heard in one of the underwater caves he was exploring, the sounds of people screaming.

There was also another time, when one of his men, who was in a diving bell in the deepest trench at the Bermuda Triangle, also had a similar experience. He signalled to be brought up immediately. After being revived from his shock, he told others of his frightening experience of hearing people's screams while under the deepest part of the sea.

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Hotzone:
I am a member of one of Federal security agency and my monthly salary is above 30k so I want to know if the new minimum wage can affect me positively.
Matured explanation from my fellow adorable Nairalanders can be of tremendous help towards my next budget.

Lala please, bigger view

dejosh:
I am a born again child of God who has served God faithfully all my life. For over a year now, i have been going through a lot, ranging from people conspiring against me, false and malicious accusations, people going diabolical because of me etc. The worst of all is that i landed myself in trouble when I compromised my faith at work when i got myself involved in an unethical act which has landed me in a court case. I have since cried out to God for mercy and turned a new leaf, but this problem has persisted. I have learnt my lessons the hard way. All i need is God's mercy. My life and family has become a shadow of my old self. Sleepless nights have become my experience. I feel God has turned His back on me. I am confused right now. Pls u need help from spiritually-minded folks, as my faith is being challenged right now.

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