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Namaster:
Adeboye lies TOO much!

NOBODY will arrest anybody for just saying "Ladies and gentlemen". There is no malice or damage done by saying that to the extent that Police will be involved.

He needs to stop telling OBVIOUS lies!

Otherwise, he'd spend his last days making APOLOGIES just like he did for saying people will NOT enter heaven unless they bring him their tithes.

Please if you want to say something, say it on a subject matter you are very familiar with...

Addressing groups "wrongly" in some communities in the US has landed some people in hotwater ... especially if you are not white.

There is a reason why intros are pronoun specific especially in some states, I.e "He,Him, His or She, hers, her or They, them, theirs"


Now I don't know about the pastor in question, but I know about getting invited for questioning or interview by law enforcement (for instigating a hate speech) about not using the right pronouns to address someone especially if a crowd of people are gathered... this is also inclusive in the army... this I have experienced at a university in Virginia.

One of the reasons I am glad Trump won, because he has said many times, that this madness of gender allocation would stop in his tenure.

Mrwhite09:
80% probability that u broke or struggling guy. if you are financially okay 80% of Nigerian girls are single

Mere flesh & blood did not reveal this to you... This answer right here is from beyond

Omo!

The fear of this thing became real when I was using it to boil water in a bucket & I decided to check the temperature of the water...

The shock zaaaaaap I got from that boiling ring ... choi! It cannot be easily forgotten. I was quiet the whole day ... I only started talking when NTA showed tales by moonlight that day.

Love800:
Soft skills is different from hard skills. What you just posted is hard skills!

Oops ...
I meant to type "software" skills
Thanks for the correction

I have only one word to say...


Jakpa!!!

Albertone:
I appreciate you!

How about a masters in Management Information Systems? It is an IT degree and a branch of Business Administration(that’s why I can get masters in it directly)
Do you know about its marketability abroad??

As for Europe, I can continue learning my German and reach B1. So language won’t be an issue.

Yes MIS is a good branch ... if you back it up with skills. Consider the IT diploma to be a gateway to a sector, how ever the keys are your skills.

eg MIS in the US without serious soft skills to back it up like coding skills or devops skills or Cybersecurity will be an empty effort.

So focus on the soft skill you wish to master not just the academics.

Albertone:
US is the goal or good EU countries.

I’m deffo not getting another bachelors. It’s not even worth it to do Bachelors is Data analysis when short courses would suffice.

I’m not an IT person though.

Thank you.

The bolded is the reason why another bachelors may be necessary for you...

As far as business is concerned especially in the US, you will need some serious IT skills especially since you will be dealing with very highly skilled competitors (the Asian immigrant's & even other Nigerians- with double PhD's)

Short courses in data science and IT are good if you already had a tech or related background, so you basically adapt yourself for the US job market with the short courses.

However if you didn't have the background, the competition in that domain will be too high for you to cope with especially in some states... except you suddenly become a coding guru and developer with a genius startup plan.


Otherwise you have to drastically switch careers like some others have done I.e Nursing... and here is the news flash, yes! you may need to do another bachelors in Nursing, because those CNA short programs won't just cut it for the top paying Nursing jobs.

In Europe on the other hand because of language, I suggest people going there freshly to start a bachelors if possible because they literally cook you afresh... however if you go to most European countries at an advanced age, language will be readily become the main challenge I.e French, German, Spanish etc regardless of your discipline and most people get relegated to blue collar jobs...

So Chairman unless you are ready for intense manual labour for at least 5years and possibly an educational reset with another Bachelor's Degree potentially... don't push to japa, it may not be for you.

Albertone:
So I’m a final year student of Business Administration looking to migrate after graduation(through study route). I have been told that that degree makes me a glorified clerk abroad.

I laid my hands on tech(web development). The saturation and absence of entry level roles threw me off. Also, I don’t enjoy it, I went into it because I heard it’s lucrative.
I regret not studying a STEM course, but there’s no need crying over spilt milk.

So far, I’m considering a career in Audit, management consulting, and investment banking.
I need ideas on what step to take next and which countries I should look towards please.

Depending on the country you definitely have to switch majors...
I suggest you even switch to a Bachelor's in IT (data analysis) & do a masters in management ...

Yes the road is long... but possible

Elsueno:
Freaking genocidal f#ggts

This are the people Botragelad, optimusprime2, Righteousness2 & lots of other delusional Biafra & Enoch Adeboyo with some of his RCCG members believe would lead them to heaven as they are 'choosen' & more qualified than their goyish slavish monkey a##ses

Yehls oooo

Infact as long as those terrorists are deleted, expunged, eradicated, neutralized, vaporized, atomized, mummified...

You can say whatever in different languages on top live transformer...

I do not give a damn

One thing I can attest to that a high number of guys (including myself) disapprove of, is too much of makeup...

Nne, please easy on the makeup, keep it as light as possible because heavy makeup contrary to urban trends is a huge turnoff to men.

Elsueno:
If U are really desperate for some civilian blood, U are free to join the IDF, they happily accepts monkey cannon fodders. The Isreali embassy would happily give U a visa & if they require proof of funds I go help U with that too .

You can carry Botragelad and righteousnes demon apostle as well.

No need to thank me, I am very happy to sponsor genocidal maniacs like U to go chop Hezbollah & Hamas bullets

Your reply is quite unnecessary.

You shouldn't bother about how a sovereign nation deems it fit to defend itself (that is; except you don't think that Nation is sovereign enough to handle its own defence- of which I would understand where to clasify you)

Why would I bother about joining a war that doesn't concern me?? If they kill for their own defence, it's for their legacy not ours...

The war that directly concerns you whereby Nigeria thought it best for the protection of its own sovereignty to murder thousands of innocent easterners... what have you said about it?

But instead you post hogswash about a war that doesn't concern you...

I bet you are also a tribal eastern hater...

Oga focus on solving your internal issues by wishing your system adopted an effective strategy that works...

tundegan:
The IDF should be ashamed of themselves. They are now celebrating invading another country and killing innocent people.

If only the Nigerian army could have swept deserted Niger & Chad border regions that hosted B.H enclaves and neutralized Boko Haram camps earlier, this B.H scourge would have been over a decade ago... but unfortunately the Nigerian army lacked and still lacks that capacity.

Please allow a country that has the capacity to secure itself do what they feel is best, they are the ones dealing with the situation.

Sleekfingers:
Not that luck is not on his side......He doesn't play nada for the Super eagles..

..he plays as if , he was forced to come and play for his country.......They should discard him and look for another player .

Bro reason am, his most serious injuries came from Nigerian matches... already, that points to luck.

I just think he is not pairing well in the SE team because that guy is a very good striker

This guy is a really good striker no doubt but when he wears the green colours, luck is always not on his side...

I wish him a speedy recovery

A lil yes and a lil no

Gerrard59:
So, is it in Gambia where such jobs are plentiful? Let's set aside remote jobs as they are not dependent on the host nation. Botswana is safe, that is true. But the unemployment rate there is so worrisome the dominant party lost woefully in its recent elections.


safety, not the abundance of jobs is the only positive these countries have over Nigeria.

Bro, when you statistically guage employment opportunities between 200million people and 2.6 million people you get a clear picture of what I mean...

Good qualifications or valuable skills and you simply land a job by merit in Botswana for example more easily than Nigeria & it's a fact.

Compare the Salaries of teachers in Botswana to Nigeria for instance... I can effectively say in Botswana most government school teachers earn at least 600 - 700usd or 7000 - 10000bwp per month, which government school teacher in Nigeria earns that equivalent by standard??

I mean let's not be sentimental here Naija sucks at the moment in comparison with a lot of African countries on some basic fundamentals, not just security.

Don't even get me started on health care systems.

tensazangetsu20:
There are more job opportunities in Nigeria than the countries you listed except south Africa. Very few people have applied to more jobs than I have and I have travelled to over 15 countries in Africa. I repeat, the only African country better than Nigeria is south Africa.

Oh please... I said keep patriotism aside and let's be real.

The only functional resource in Nigeria right now are the people who are very enterprising.

Job Opportunities exist but how many regular people can boast of a salary equivalent of 800usd per month in Nigeria??

I can easily call some African countries asides South Africa that have that pay equivalent.


There are some African countries that Security is literally almost not needed due to safe systems and law abiding people... is kidnapping not a Norm in Nigeria?

I was shocked to my teeth to know that in some very small African countries there is relatively stable electricity... Guy how far national grid?? How can you even do business comfortably in that situation?


There are other things to state but let's keep it basic...

Many African countries are better than Nigeria on very basic levels

tensazangetsu20:
The only african country better than Nigeria is south africa.

1. Security wise
2. Electricity stability
3. Job Opportunities (pay parity with usd)
4. Reduced cost of living
5. Basic amenities like running water from your taps:etc
6. Lower corruption e.g straight law enforcement...


I am sorry sir even countries like Gabon beat Nigeria hands down, for now in these 6 things I measured ... keep patriotism aside & let's be real.

Ernesthugo:
Southafrica is not home

I never mentioned South Africa... I can't advise anyone to even go there

Ernesthugo:
i dont trust africa country there are so many unrest it far better as a bachelor than all family it more like relocating to the north in nigeria if anything happen where will u run to,is it abike dabiri you want to be finding online. to be honest 10m is nothing now,but it is fine. let the will of God be done.

You are right! African countries have their issues and complexities, but some are outrightly peaceful, a prime example is Botswana... My comment would be, do your research and you would be surprised.

A simple litmus test: any African country where especially many "Oyibo's" feel free anywhere as if they are at home... go there.

Ernesthugo:
advise him how much is okay.

I can attest that relocating to Zambia for example is well within his budget.

To be honest 10M ( 5k+ USD ) would be enough to japa with his whole family to Zambia ...for instance, assuming they are a family of 4.

But he needs to do his own research on what his "Restart/Reset Plan" would be and that is something he needs to personally workout, as there are a lot of pathways as far as immigration is concerned.

Because that would be his basis for applying for the visas and getting the necessary permits.

neyoworld247:
Good morning guys abeg which country I fit apply for with 10m, note my main aim is japa, planning on going alone first then inviting my wife and kids later, country wey economy good and what ground is the best to go with help a brother.

Yes! Japa is a very welcome idea especially in these times.

I would like to inform you however that some African countries should also be considered as they are equally amazing places to hit the reset button e.g Botswana, Namibia, Zambia or Rwanda. The good thing with these listed African countries is the fact that;
1. You will physically blend in.
2. English is spoken in those countries, so there would be no major language wahala /barriers
3. You don't need to use school to japa there... which is convenient, if your head was not for school in the first place, so you could easily focus on your hussle.
4. Relocating the fam would be easier even on the first go.(no need to go first & fam later)
5. Affordable cost of japa 1k USD would go a long way there than in the UK for example.

Your funds would just be enough to make you restart life and balance quicker due to economic realities that are not on stark polar ends, however if you decide to go to Europe and beyond... then oga that 5k+ Dollars(10M), will not be realistic ... infact 50-70% of the 10M would be spent on processing(especially if your path is via the study route), Flight ticket and initial accommodation (it gets worse if you don't even know anyone when you arrive).

Japa is good o, but if your pockets are not there yet, then find your budget or find your size... don't hussle UK because everyone seems to be doing it.

Good luck!

What people don't understand is that Obasanjo has accepted the responsibility of Nigeria's failure which is why he is actively kicking against nonsense... have you forgotten he is a westerner?

I thought Brahim Diaz or Salah would be on that list to make it even tough...

Lukman has no challenge as it is...

psucc:
It all depends on the Babalawo. You can get it in your house or as alert depending on what you tie it to.

No go do am. The Baba himself no see better house live nor drive better car o

Bros, modern day babalawos are driving Benz

Please don't claim anything about her now... did you guys not say she had nothing south African about her?
Abeg It was a Nigerian accent

The Trump effect...

Iran knows what's coming

This thing has cracked me up mheeeen

Maybe in the past there was a degree of indulgement by the actors/actresses... but even at then it's still a "No" ... to be honest even X rated movies are not that real these days...
It's all about Cameras, tech, angles and how many takes that are put together to form the full video

To make matters even more complex, these days CGI, and Chroma Keying technology in screen making have become very advanced that someone could hump and kiss a mannequin and it would be portrayed that he is knacking Beyonce.

If you have watched Avatar then you will get a clear picture of what I mean...

Bro trust me on various levels it's not real.

The way WWE successfully deceived you when you were young is how this thing is... It's really not real. except they are amateurs.

Yankee101:
Don’t know how many conflicts he stoked in his first term?

Don’t be naive please

Correction sir! Although Obama inherited wars but When it comes to stoking wars, former president Obama is popular for stoking wars for two presidential tenures fyi, the Obama administration dropped the highest number of bombs post major war era of any US president. In fact his legacy is war riddled.
And these are pure facts!
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/jan/09/america-dropped-26171-bombs-2016-obama-legacy

Secondly Trump inherited Obama's wars but due to his unpredictable nature, some wars were outrightly suspended for fear of an unknown response due to how Trump could not be politically understood eg the 2017 Syria retaliation for chemical attacks.

Why further escalate matters?? ??

Mheeeen Trump should do quick & reverse all these pointless Biden arrangements.

This war is as good as over, if funding taps are closed, the only option would be to negotiate a truce.

As long as the US keeps funding Ukraine with weapons etc this war will not stop because it's provoking Russia to also form dangerous alliances to keep this war going.

pelusi:
I traveled outside the country for 8 months now while my family is in Nigeria.

Now I will be returning to Nigeria next week. For this 7 months, I kept myself and did not mess around(slept) with any woman.

However, it's not that I don't trust my wife, but atimes I have an instincts that she may not hold herself like I did and may have fallen in hands of men.

Where I come from, it's an abomination for any married woman to sleep with another man because of the dare consequences it has on the husband of the adulterous woman.

Now I'm coming back soonest,I'm scared if she has slept with another man and I was suggesting before sleeping with her to sit her down and ask her to sincerely tell me if she has fallen in my absence,so that necessary things(cleansing) can be done before I sleep with her.

On the other hand, I'm reasoning whether asking her such will cause a misunderstanding in the marriage.

Please advise on the best way to go about this.

It's simple, check her phone, anything strange you discover is what it is...