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na space I book ooo

My formar crush but dont care abt him any more.


Life goes on!

Since March na now ur eyes come dey see their yellow suit.


Anyway none of them rock it.

No wonder!

Op na wa 4 u ooo u no put pix yet u b first to comment.

May God av mercy on u.


She is also my month mate.

So d baby is my month mate nd her dad also.



Happy Birthday lil angel but my own pikin go fyn pass her sha.

Kaira333:
Honestly apart from few, others can't survive without make up. Girls na makeup dey save una oooo

hey bro count me out of d makeup girls ooo.




I do witout makeups?

DanceVille:
We have different types of people with different motives of going to a wedding.

Have met many categories of people in a typical Nigerian wedding.Lemme narrow down seven out of them.

Here are 7 Categories Of People You Will Meet At A Nigerian Wedding Ceremony


7. The Picture Freak

This set of people will take picture from the beginning of the wedding to the end.Every one minute they're taking pics.If it's not a selfie, they're begging someone to help them out.

6. The Food Fighter

They're ready to pick a fight if they're not served food or drink on time.They would fight anyone who tries to stop them from achieving their goal which is to eat to their satisfaction.

5. The Attention Seeker

These one have no chill.They are all over the place seeking attention.They will go out and come back hundred times.They just want to be noticed by that guy or lady seating at the back, middle and front, that's all.

4. Fashion Police

They're at the wedding to criticize, condemn what people are wearing.They will analyse you from head to toe.Their job is to look for the faults in people's clothes, make up and shoes..*Ladies are guilty of these especially*.

3. Just There For "Item No 7"

By the hungry look on their face you will know them.Most of them will still keep asking for more.They will eat and claim not to have eaten.Some even come with disposable bags to pack food home..*lol*

2. The Quiet Observers

They just sit quietly and observe everything going one.They're hardly ever noticed as they just remain in one place from the beginning of the ceremony to the end.They're always Ex of the groom or bride...*They do pray the wedding shouldn't end well***Choi!*.

1. The Out Of Place Kind Of People

Most of time, these people have no idea who the couple is.They just roam around town every Saturday, looking for anywhere there's wedding reception and when they find one, the secretly settle in..*Lwkm*

I drop my pen at this juncture.

Which of these are you guilty of?

Feel free to add yours..

Compiled By
DanceVille

Thank God It's Saturday!

Only interested in ur signature not d write up.

mrhansome12:
I had the impression that you wrote it intentional so I decide to keep the fun going. Good morning too

wasn't intentional.......



Tnk u!

mrhansome12:
lol send you airtel instead of airtime abeg make I pm you my number so that you will help direct them so that they will be sending me airtel instead of airtime I hear say na that one be the best.

No mind me d wire 4 my brain don dy touch each other, na cos say na airtel sim i dey use nd na airtel airtym dy dy send me dats y i write airtel instead of airtym.

Y u come dy laugh na mistake u 4 jst correction me instead of laugh. Well tnk u if say u no quote me i 4 no even no say i write rubbish.



Gud morning!

On a date wit my Naija home boy actor pink lips Alex Ekubo gladly reject Runtown

hungryboy:
ok nah, just on the torch keep.

ba3ry go run down oooo no light 4 my side since saturday.

hungryboy:
on your flashshare keep make i transfer am give you.

I dnt av flashshare ooo na Nokia touchlight I dy use.

Cant even remember wen last my bf send me airtym self, na guys lyk u Op dy send my airtym.


She say is a man u r complaining make she go thief.

hungryboy:
na garri i been take celebrate am no be cake,
I carry one cup for pocket here, make i give you?.

abeg give me sharply i dy hungry.

hungryboy:
aunty, mbok you are looking sweet, I don't need bobo, all i want is you.

Were is my own share of d cake?

Op move on wit ur life jare cos she has move on dats y she block u so u wont b a distraction to her.


Same thing my ex did, life has to go on my broda.

selvad:
is that so

hello dear r u almost there.

selvad:
give me the address na

No 2 Buhari Street Lane 2 Flat 16 Sambisa Forest Borno state.

Hope u can find ur way here.


Safe Journey boo!

SAINTSAMURAI:
kikiki who wants to do ur yansh? girls lick each oda.

Tnk God u finally confuse.



I cover my V nd B wit holy blood of Jesus.

selvad:
let me talk to your father

oya start to dey come ur-law house.

selvad:
picture or I don't believe it

Wen u come pay bride price u go see ur mother-in-law

selvad:
no girl of mine will drink garri and eat beans wear something nice I'm taking you to a fancy restaurant

Am ready shall we

selvad:
ok I love you and I wan marry you

Oya come pay bride price

SAINTSAMURAI:
are u crushing om mimzy? mind u she aint a lesbobo.

Blood of Jason


Holy Ghost
fire!





I cover my small ynash wit d blood of Jesus!

selvad:
if your mom fine like that na

I wil drop nd replace my mom she is dark nd lovely wit a white shining teeth, nd a big smile on her face.

selvad:
I get one bag but na white garri ijebu o

wow abeg send it 4 me jst 1 cup i need dis nite to help my beans ministry work well.

selvad:
see person wey I say I like she don brotherzone me

ah

na only lyk u lyk me nah,

u no say Love or u wan date or marry me.