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RomanceRe: How To Keep The Lady You Are Dating by optional1(op): 10:05pm On Jun 23, 2017
itsJude:
the fowl black grin that kind leg no dey sweet , chelsea just dey vex me angry no signing
u like me oh cheesy grin cheesy



Chelsea matter no be here biko.. Their matter tired us (the fans)
RomanceRe: How Old Were You When You Had Your First Sex?? by optional1(f): 9:56pm On Jun 23, 2017
Frankicent:
Lolz wild vrigin
not wild oh biko
RomanceRe: How To Keep The Lady You Are Dating by optional1(op): 9:53pm On Jun 23, 2017
itsJude:
i hear say mosquito look you call u diet blood
kukuma kill me nah?


when u finish, go catch d real fowl cos e don tey i eat fowl leg.
RomanceRe: How To Keep The Lady You Are Dating by optional1(op): 9:51pm On Jun 23, 2017
7footre:
I'm not a qualified doctor you want make I give you injection?
jude don finish me before the dry cleaning work start self.. Is either you or no onw else grin grin
RomanceRe: Crush Poem To Optional1 by optional1(f): 9:47pm On Jun 23, 2017
RaggedyAnn:
grin, chai!
Are you sure, dear? Because I'm about to put my stamp on this thread.......


Op, sorry........better luck next time.
sorry ke?
i never sign on top the stamp nah. No kill op oh
RomanceRe: How To Keep The Lady You Are Dating by optional1(op): 9:44pm On Jun 23, 2017
itsJude:
keep quiet there , go and iron the gown ure wearing on ur dp cheesy cheesy cheesy
Executor of plurimi kukuma kill me..


7footre said u a good dry cleaner, so i'll bring the gown for you this weekend to do the ironing.
RomanceRe: Crush Poem To Optional1 by optional1(f): 9:41pm On Jun 23, 2017
dacovajnr:
Yes Wife,Hebrews 10:24-25 - ‎Ephesians 4:2-3 - ‎Proverbs 13:20 - ‎1 Peter 5:6-7 kiss kiss
4 special reading and a unique one which is Psalm 23.
RomanceRe: How To Keep The Lady You Are Dating by optional1(op): 9:38pm On Jun 23, 2017
7footre:
Hactually, he is d best man for d job. When he finishes d work, enough adipose tissues will be deposited in d right places
e go just kill me throw way....
I no want am, na u i want.
RomanceRe: How To Keep The Lady You Are Dating by optional1(op): 9:35pm On Jun 23, 2017
itsJude:
this weekend is dedicated to one fowl
ah

fowl kehuh

Abeg i go chop after u kill the fowl oh.. I dont mind dressing the fowl and eating the legs since it has no flesh and you dont like it..
RomanceRe: How To Keep The Lady You Are Dating by optional1(op): 9:32pm On Jun 23, 2017
itsJude:
na ur type we dey chop b4 appetiser
All those dry bread wen dey always dey restaurant table
your wire has been touched now grin grin d real mad person is coming out.

U no fit chop clean mouth for my side.
RomanceRe: Crush Poem To Optional1 by optional1(f): 9:29pm On Jun 23, 2017
RaggedyAnn:
grin grin grin

So you're dodging him because you think he's unstable. There's a thin line between romance and psycho-stalking. But this thing here with the other guy in the other room is brutal now grin
not dodging but running sir.

grin grin grin i don go.
RomanceRe: How To Keep The Lady You Are Dating by optional1(op): 9:17pm On Jun 23, 2017
itsJude:
work oooo brother work cry i am back and ready to cause trouble grin grin grin grin
park well abeg no carry ur trouble come my side oh...
Cos na long weekend be this, so ur trouble go plenty.
RomanceRe: How To Keep The Lady You Are Dating by optional1(op): 9:13pm On Jun 23, 2017
itsJude:
so optional look mirror finish do thread cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy na ur type person dey keep? cheesy cheesy cheesy
what i does now? Btw you can't keep me cos i will definitely cheat on you...



Itsjude i no get flesh abeg, go find them fleshes ones oh.
RomanceRe: How To Keep The Lady You Are Dating by optional1(op): 9:10pm On Jun 23, 2017
7footre:
Don't worry, the next poster na expert on such special duties
dat poster above me below u likes a lot of flesh and i don't have such flesh..


So u better come over monday and tuesday no work so there is enough time to do the cleaning.
RomanceRe: Crush Poem To Optional1 by optional1(f): 9:07pm On Jun 23, 2017
RaggedyAnn:
Op, clap for yourself; you try. It takes guts.


Now Opt1 is dressing the bed for another man, even on this thread, grin
no my fault na, he said he wanna commit murder nah.
RomanceRe: Crush Poem To Optional1 by optional1(f): 9:05pm On Jun 23, 2017
dacovajnr:
I've seen you already no need to show the world that you've gat Julia Roberts' like smile and set of tooth undecided
shall we
night prayer my bible is opened already what book should be read tonight?
CelebritiesRe: ‘if You Like Tag CNN’ – Actress Rosy Meurer Slams Lady She Stole Post From by optional1(f): 8:56pm On Jun 23, 2017
Papiikush:
Hoes show up in a movie for two minutes and all of a sudden she is now an actress
the day i will slap u ehn, dat day dey come
CelebritiesRe: ‘if You Like Tag CNN’ – Actress Rosy Meurer Slams Lady She Stole Post From by optional1(f): 8:55pm On Jun 23, 2017
who are they biko

op if u like tag seun lalasticlala mynd44 Rachard quest of CNN u no go still enter FP
PoliticsRe: Explosive Expert & Others Planning To Bomb Public Places On Sallah Arrested.PICS by optional1(f): 8:45pm On Jun 23, 2017
na wa oh
RomanceRe: How To Keep The Lady You Are Dating by optional1(op): 8:42pm On Jun 23, 2017
7footre:
Hian! Aunty? I no sabi d work na. I cannot coman kee myself abeg
na u notice am, na u suppose do the work.
Abi who u think say e fit do the work well well?
RomanceRe: What Would You Do If Your Partner Got Raped By An Ex-lover by optional1(f): 8:36pm On Jun 23, 2017
the ex-lover will visit the spirit world..


Btw it can't fit happen, he cant r@pe me.
RomanceRe: Crush Poem To Optional1 by optional1(f): 8:27pm On Jun 23, 2017
dacovajnr:
No sign of your presence in the other room undecided
but i have made the bed nah...

The room is dark you won't see me on time lemme shine my teeth for u to see grin grin
RomanceRe: How To Keep The Lady You Are Dating by optional1(op): 8:24pm On Jun 23, 2017
7footre:
Your case eyaff pass my grade. You need detergent, clean water, stain removal, hypo, jik, morning fresh ky jelly and what not

You need quality dry cleaner here tongue tongue
you better buy all that and come and dry clean me oh.
RomanceRe: How To Keep The Lady You Are Dating by optional1(op): 6:54pm On Jun 23, 2017
7footre:
Errrmmmm pls take your dirty mind to d dry cleaners. We obviously have different definitions of koboko tongue tongue
hahahahahahahaha

can you be my dry cleaner please?
RomanceRe: How To Keep The Lady You Are Dating by optional1(op): 6:06pm On Jun 23, 2017
firstking01:
And you are single...lovlyn??
i'm not alone
RomanceRe: How To Keep The Lady You Are Dating by optional1(op): 6:04pm On Jun 23, 2017
7footre:
How does this question correlate to anything we saying? You well so?
koboko + koboko = whathuh
Abi sugar cane + sugar cane = whathuh

If i use koboko flog u how will u use ur own koboko to flog me again...
RomanceRe: Crush Poem To Optional1 by optional1(f): 5:58pm On Jun 23, 2017
[quote author=dacovajnr post=57787523][/quote]undecided undecided
if i slap u ehn... Better come the other room.
RomanceRe: Crush Poem To Optional1 by optional1(f): 5:56pm On Jun 23, 2017
Fadiga24:
Is this a poem?
This is more like a song, add beats to it and feature patoranking.
is ur crush poemhuh
Why wickedness nowhuh
RomanceRe: Crush Poem To Optional1 by optional1(f): 5:42pm On Jun 23, 2017
Mo6i6:
Optional pls answer me or i commit murder embarassed
if u commit murder another man will take the rightful spot.
RomanceRe: Crush Poem To Optional1 by optional1(f): 5:32pm On Jun 23, 2017
firstking01:
Optional oya o
what i dohuh?
RomanceRe: She's Spiritually Upset And Destroying Everything 'cos Of Marriage by optional1(f): 5:29pm On Jun 23, 2017
CROWNWEALTH019:
Lemme call optional1 to come deal with this one ..
she needs spiritual koboko
RomanceRe: How To Keep The Lady You Are Dating by optional1(op): 5:28pm On Jun 23, 2017
7footre:
Carry koboko na make I use my koboko flog una join tongue tongue
u be gayhuh

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