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[quote author=PeggySandas post=57734422][/quote]Aunt, what I do nah, I talk the truth nah


In fact come and be going.

PeggySandas:
Your neck is quiet long, how manage?

Used to long the neck during tests and exams.

TR1212:
Nah... Far from it. Just that the guy sabi commit sha and someone had to be placed in the spotlight tso the focus can be taken away from me. The guy collected money for textbooks from both mum and dad. So when they found out, they started preaching him and my matter died.

Are you a pastor's child?

This preaching for una family get as e be oh. Any small thing na preaching go take over.



But is good to preach tho.

alfred007:
I was in primary 5, I should be 10 or 11yrs and it was with two girls! funny but true

Ah
Small pikin doing party.

10years old

TR1212:
During the penpal and post office mail era, I got this letter from one secondary school crush and mistakenly forgot it on the couch in the sitting room after reading. My dad saw it and showed my mum. Dont ask me what happened, even I dont want to remember how I became the prayer topic + the Judas amongst the 12 for months, until my elder bro committed and took the title away from me. Chai...

Lolz

So ur elder bro come give girl pot belle bah.

Martin0:
hahahahahaha come Chicken wey run away from Borno go Ibadan go
still end up inside pot of soup. You can't run away
from your Destiny

Lolz that's my destiny nah

Martin0:
see mouth iffa slap that ya tongue ooo,tell me more,so na so u just con take carry ya body go give God back abi,weitin God say make man take they relax na u wan carry am go back wa na ooo

Lolz
Graduation na this month self.

this drama is real

Martin0:
I nor know say u don be Rv sister ooo

u nor know since


well not too late to know.

[quote author=61Penguins post=57723855][/quote]see d kind place u dey book space.

Jacksparr0w127:
hahaha I go tell am. Make bad belle people for no go raise hand. Especially exs'

You na real marketer. You go sell plenty money. I trust you. Hehehe

that's why i love my Church we no dey announce am again. It haff tey we do dat...




Lemme know when the aso ebi is ready.
Na d work wey we dey do.

Martin0:
hahahahahah if u know eh hmm mehn na one trouser we go put leg

lolzzz


guy i no nor am? Whats d meaning biko.

Jacksparr0w127:
hahaha prevention is better than cure na. Make I for no go carry last. Walahi, if such thing happen ehn, I go cry o. Hahaha

Na blue wedding I go do o. Everywhere blue. Blue cake, blue suit and blue everything. So all Chelsea fans are welcomed

lolz
abi oh.. Buh tell your pastor not to make that sentence of * if anyone is here bla bla bla* he shouldn't try it oh...



Confirm i go sell the wedding jersey for non Chelsea fans who are coming.

LordOfSamosa:
So you nor know waiting aproko face mean?

Go ask Mr 44

i nor no tell me..

It go just remove my remaining supporting tissue.

Caringguy:
Thank you my dawlin'
That's why i so much luff you

i roff you die plenty. I fit kill for you.

Done.

makydebbie:
Meaning?

to pollute the air

Jacksparr0w127:
Ha! Wetin na? You wan come raise hand for my wedding? Well, thank God say you don talk am now. No IV for you. Venue will be too secret. Lol


You no fit know where the wedding go take place

na so u fear reach? So person no fit play with u again?

Na joke i dey nah, abeg make the IV reach our side sharp sharp so we go fit start dry fasting before the wedding day...


Na me go supply the Chelsea's Fans their aso ebi..

Caringguy:
How e wan take happen? Jack nor go fit first us marry...

Infact sef tell ur dad say i dey con pay half of the bride price.

lie lie u no fit pay haff? For weytin u wan disgrace me for public.
I go add the remaining for secret..

Lemme go to their bedroom and disturb them say na this Saturday u and ur people dey come..

LordOfSamosa:
Na your face wey i see naim make me conclude say u be amebo' you get aproko face

lolz

na only gist i sabi, i no sabi amebo.

Which one come be aproko face again

Jacksparr0w127:
Na last November I for marry sef but I been postpone am so last last, I go first you marry

you first me marry

Lie lie e no go happen na me go spoil the wedding..
Novermber like that Novermber.

Martin0:
ahahahahaha asshuwegbe pikin

if u no fit write broke english abeg write am for french..
Weytin come be asshuwegbe pikin again?

makydebbie:
I love gbegiri but I hate beans.

you will still flirt even with gbegiri.

odaniel1:
Receive sense IJN!!

Amen
but with your help added also...

Jacksparr0w127:
hahaha why? You think I'm joking?

who you wan decieve me or them
If is next month from your church mind then no more vision2020 for me.


caringguy if jack first us marry we need special mountain prayer section.

Ori oke things oh.

Martin0:
na with that small mouth abi another one dey wey we never see?

i still remain for house oh..

Small mouth wey sabi suck petrol..

LordOfSamosa:
You go like amebo o, this woman

ah

na question i ask oh? Abi u no see question marks up to 4 self..

Jacksparr0w127:
I go marry next month

lolzz
if u marry next month i go shift my own to this month.

Caringguy:
Ok... I will be waiting...

But abeg make sure say make nobody swim for that your river of glory again., na my own now

*that ur river of glory again* abeg na which day i tell u say i get pool of river.


*na my own now* old man nd his wife get finally answer for you.