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victornezzar abeg space bar no dey your phone key pad?


Na question oh but nice write up.

ok

Quincyolarks:
Nine years ago, I was caught pants down trying to penetrate my neighbors daughter by mother. the girl avoided me like shit ever since.

holy moses

u wan spoil pesin small pikin..

Thank God mama came on time oh..

Toks2008:
Come and force me nah.

you must first me marry oh.

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Replied...[/color]

done boss

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Lol...not really. If you're really interested let's PM.[/color]

check your inbox

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nonsense



so op you are what now

Lolz

Toks2008:
19.Like seriously! ladies fart more than guys! how come we guys hardly hear the sound?

Next time you hear a fart, check before you start judging the guy in the room.

so so true me can fart for Africa self.

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]What exams? [/color]

was it not your final exams you went for

Toks2008:
Inside

inside where??
Baba mi u must marry oh..

Toks2008:
You sef fit fall in.

fall where ejo?

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]I'll actually be shocked if Nigerian girls don't care about your stacks/money before dating or thinking of loving you. [/color]

so you have finished your exams bah??

very true

but am proud to be a woman....

EgusiSoup:

see as ur brain twist like attachment wey ladies they use for their hair...
See ur life agbaya.

Toks2008:
Not all baby mamas need guys money...some just wanna have kids and give less attention to marriage.

grandpa mi, i don't like baby mamas biko ejo....

We'll find a sweet lady for you soon.

DanceVille:
Ok! I will....

Gonna do it now..

ok dear

durentchigozie:
na dem full nairaland. Tiny oloshos wey their Toto hasn't begun bleedin especially d fool called optional

someone has been secretly crushing to death cos of my name oh..


Unfortunately i don't deal with gays..

Ok gayriel go find your mate am too small for you aturu dika gi.

DanceVille:
Dear...



Mehn.... I forgot..

remove gym nd put church
church should be no1 place.

weytin concern me
when i no be their baby mama...

Toks2008:
I no dey find wife again...marriage no be by force....I dey find baby mama.

hehehe so toasting don tired you

devil is a lier you must to marry before me...

I don't need baby mama in my grandpa's home.. Baby mamas are heartless dey need only just your money money and money...

We must find you wife oh.

grandpa mi @Toks2008 remember we are still searching for a wife for u oh.

church and work place nko @danceville

where is the fish?
cos i have pepper ingredient over here.

EgusiSoup:
Does this mean you were the olosho

it means ur sister was d olosho..

DanielGb:
Check your mails. Do you still do hide and seek?

done that mr Dan sir.

EgusiSoup:
When did you lost your virginity?

the day you lost yours to an olosho was the day i lost mine..

peezeygwiny:
I give up......

so quick!

DanielGb:
Come with me. I have always admire your beauty.

you know were you can find me.

beardlessdude:
truth hurts sweetie. I was like you 10 years ago, you know nothing. Face your books and leave miss nairaland to the grownups

truth Biko where is the truth


Like who 10year ago? Me? You don't mean it?
And you are here jobless fighting and draging space with me on nairaland for attention Lolzz


face your books?? Lols The books you bought for yourself 10years ago have you finished reading them yet?? If no bring them to my home town. If yes still bring them to my hom town.

leave miss nairaland for grownups
Lol biko who are the grownups here You or who


Go and sleep nwoka mmadu biko...
Tomorrow is another day i need rest if you don't need.

peezeygwiny:
Infact bring my dick out use m brush ur mouth....I dun vex sef

Ain't leaving here until I drop a white thick sumtin

oh i see so u don't wanna carry this ur small dickson and go and sleep bah..

Sorry i mean sorry white think

lolzz

last time i checked i saw liquid kunu i mean watery kunu it wasn't even the normal thick kunu dat u will shake and shake tired before drinking...


Oga go sleep abeg tomorrow na work.