₦airaland Forum

beardlessdude:
how was your JAMB?
I heard you're a jambite and you went ahead to compete for miss nairaland last year. We need kiddies section here.

EgusiSoup:
It's so obvious.

I does not even knows weather their is anyone that the breast is still standing.

Yet they will come and be forming slay queen.

I yam just tired,

peezeygwiny:
Never...I'm so holy... u brought mhe here

peezeygwiny:
Diz gal too raw

thepussyhunter:
bae the thing weak me o...........dont know the op who closed the thread or why but i feel there were some human forces behind it all.................

U sef just run come this side sharp sharp even before them close the thread,,,,,,......u scared of e-fights right?

Yewandequeen:
Can someone please explain to me what he means by decay?

Martin0:

peezeygwiny:
U too lyk prick

DanielGb:
I want to know 2 things: 1. Who disvrig. you? 2. Who broke your heart?
They left you with gabage thinking.

makydebbie:
I don finish my own. I even get testimony to share (I'll share it today). My God is awesome.

thepussyhunter:
would you believe it
cos i cant believe it
who the fvck believes it
cos thedickhunter doesnt believe it too
hell no one in the studio believs what just happened
and thats why we are sending our reporter back into the battle field to re-affirm what she just told us
meanwhile thedickhunter do u really believe what just happened

THEDICKHUNTER: o my dick!!!!
Damn thepussyhunter i swear with the last 8 dicks i hunted down that i dont believe the shiiii i just heard.........
Well lets wait for our reporter ripepussy to........




hold up
hold up
our reporter ripepussy just came up again and.........
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She just confirmed the news...
It really is true
"PLURIMI VICE CHAIRMAN ITSJUDE AKA THEALTERNATE / PLUMIRAN HAS JUST BACKED OUT OF THE FIGHT!!!!!"
i repeat
itsjude has backed out of the battle

our sources say he wasnt injured or anything but he just decided to go off giving the flimsy excuse that his boss wants him to work on a public holiday......................(how shameful)
the whole world now has their eyes on the plumiran asking if he has lost his touch and suddenly become a coward or was lefulefu and his crew just too good for him....



another news reaching us says a certain cladze whome jude claims to be bros lefulefus alternate account came out from no where to join the hash tag #lefulefumustwin train in battling jude

could he have been the reason jude backed out?
Do they have some dark history together?

Well we all find out by 5pm tomorrow as destiny has fixed another date with us
as jude has issued a public duel invitation to the said cladze to quote him by 5pm tomorrow (wen he'd be less busy) and see him (jude) tear him to beats in the ring.......




to be frank i really cant wait for the battle / rematch
stay with the fvck / zap news crew at 5pm tomorrow for live updates and well detailed info on the ish.......

Thedickhunter what you say
THEDICKHUNTER: it came as a shock to me seeing the almighty diss lord itsjude give up like that but all the same we hope he goes back to his best tomorrow by 5pm..........trust i'd be dere even before kick-off ..........dis shit just got real peopleeeeeeeeee!!!!

Hahahahahahah i feel ur excitment thedickhinter...hopefully u'd be our guest tomorrow,....
Anyways lets go back to the battle field as ripepussy gives us more update...........

If u must know them lordgram, benita27, and jhudit are all still trying to stay on the topic undermining the fatal e-war going on beside them
kudos to them

dont know why but i have just been asked to make a shout out to
makydebbie
aderola15
optional1
deguynxtdoor
iankashbaby
greyboy5000 my nigga
shinarlaura
sekxy
etc

merits:
baby your lips seff,is like make I close it with mine.

SeeUrLife:
hmmmm! okay ooo,
Juzt pazzing by...

danielpuff:
Twentiethed

Gbemishile1:
No mind that guy joor,,come and be my side chick
Make we dey gbaladun or self

Gbemishile1:
No mind that guy joor,,come and be my side chick Make we dey gbaladun or self

Martin0:
hahahahahhah na wa for u ooo,we be friends na,which1 be side chick again?ha na u con dey talk that one now ooo

Martin0:
eeee side chick who register u?me abi you register yaselff?na wa ooo

Martin0:
come come madam u don come again abi,nor lemm vex for u ooo,come inside house first wan tell u sonshi

BiafraBushBoy:
Hmmm... nawa oo..

No wahala sha.

BiafraBushBoy:
Fvck you and your love. Do I look like a lowlife to you?

Go find your level and love them!!

Fvck off my mention!!

jakandeola:
baby ignore him his a kid

BiafraBushBoy:
Madam... are you stalking me or what?

Can't you detect a typo error from a smartphone?

Now piss off my mention... fuglyy little thing.