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CROWNWEALTH019:
Only on her humble request, like your profile text said, whatever she tells you do just that

ok

Martin0:
aaaa who send me oooo,which kin friend u be self eh,nor let dem hear am oo hmm

they no go hear if u too keep ur big mouth shut till we see again for another long night together

Martin0:
every bad girl coming my way now,hold them lord hahahahahaha you eh chai optional hmmm I dey fear u sha

see who dey pray


na u wake am up oh..
E siddon on it's own oh.

Victornezzar:
used 2 koboko ke?? Omo u strong oo

na koboko b our punishment anytime we do bad thing when we small...
So am used to it bring it on.

Martin0:
aaaa na today I know u na bad girl oo nor be lie,eee see were u wan put me oo

hope we'll see this weekend or public holiday.

Martin0:
aaaaaa abeg ooo madam dey obeserve oooo hahahaha I don go find trouble

devil siddon jejely u go wake am.

Victornezzar:
lol koboko dey pain na
or u no go military school

am used to koboko sir cane used to pain like they put pepper in ur fresh wound...


I didn't attend any military school.

daviesblaze:
try this one goooooogle it

i don't know how to use google biko.

7footre:
Na woman we come this world for abi? Which one she sef go do? We no be Israelites when you de give commandments

Do me a favour nd carry your list waka!

no b byforce to accept and obey this commandments abi they force u to obey the Israelites commendments for naija ni

No let me borrow koboko take flog u oh.

Victornezzar:
So i should do all dis eighteen tinz 2 a lady ahbi
Op u need cane

please change d cane to koboko...

I need koboko

CROWNWEALTH019:
Subtlemer
That's how I am going to treat you

i trust u gonna do even more than this list

Martin0:
u wey no dey sweet na I wan chop raw,dey go eee 10year's make I hear

lolz

me no sweet Talk say u no enjoy our first and last night together?

daviesblaze:
here is a suggestion uve probably not heard of u two should try mu'sues benefacto

must you talk

Btw come again whats mu'sues benefacto?

Martin0:
eeeee

abeg oh
no chop me raw

jakandeola:
av just bin happy today sometimes wen u feel pains u remember u are alive dat not evrybody dat wish to see today see today. am always happy on friday is a day wia pple relax afta work, some go vigil some prepared for party me as a street guy I enta street to flex and hav fun7 is a lucky numba wish 7 people happy weekend.
I wish u coandy
I wish u amara
I wish u jacksparrow17
I wish u gina
I wish u zarza
I wish u optional
I wish u bibijay13 a happy and bless weekend lets go!

happy weekend boss

Frankicent:
Hmmmmm...... me still a vrigin will you help Me? Here's my whatsapp number. 08130978745

am a virgin more than you self.

EYIBLESSN:
The next thing will be that those Mods will now close the thread of the original owner.


Don't cheat the gods. They could be angry. The gods are watching.

unfortunately i didnt get this here on nairaland havent even seen it here self..

Btw d original owner u talking about might have gotten it from somewhere else and post it here.

professorfal:
if you were a guy would you do all these? and for what? pussy?

why not?

But i ain't a guy in this case.

Chipappii:
So we were at school after classes and a guy was just lamenting how this girl has been falling his hand and not conceeding to his advances, just then this my other guy threw him this Jab that threw me 100 meters away from where I was standing.

"Oga dy well, if na you be girl, you go gree date yourself?" the evil mouthed guy asked him and everyone laughed. Then it became a topic for discussion. This cutie came and asked me,
"But Chi, shey you will agree for yourself if you were a girl."

I disappointed her and said nooo. I broke, I sabi Cheat, e. t. c. I'm not the ideal guy for my female self abeg.

So romancelanders I'm asking you guys and girls too.
Knowing all the qualities you posses, if you were the opposite sex, would you accept to date yourself?

Cc: MhizDhrbee, optional, gin, krissconnect, princ00, Chrismio, Brion etc

krissconnect has answered d question.

Me not lez so no for me.

iykekelvins:
[color=#099999]U follow nack am??[/color]

yes nah



oga mi where have you been?

HOW TO KEEP THE LADY YOU ARE DATING:
Do you love your girl and you don't want another
man to snatch her from you? Then do the
following things:

1. Give her plenty of attention. If you give her
attention, she will not seek for attention
elsewhere. Chat with her online via social media or else another man will.

2. Give her listening ears whenever she is
speaking to you. Avoid pressing your phone or reading a newspaper when your girl is talking to you.

3. Do not promise her and fail. Do not promise her what you cannot do. It is better for you to say you don't have than to promise and fail.

4. Do not be stingy. Avoid telling her that you
don't have, you don't have all the time.

5. Be caring. To be caring does not only mean you should be giving her money. There are many ways of showing care; e.g show concern whenever she is sad or in problems; be by her side when she is in problems, do not abandon her in her days of sorrow.

6. Tell her daily that she is beautiful.

7. Tell her daily that you love her.

8. Play with her and joke with her daily.

9. Don't be too hard and don't be too soft. Scold her a little, and pet her a little. Do not over pet or over scold.

10. Love her siblings, and respect her parents.

11. Appreciate her when she helps you to do
something.

12. Allow her to advise you, seek her suggestions and respect her opinions.

13. Respect her.

14. Do not take her for granted.

15. Do not cheat on her.

16. Play with her hairs

17. kiss her on her forehead, cheek and neck. It will pass a good message to her.


18. Let her sit on your lap sometimes.




I dy my house dey do oro come beat me.

and the pastor too do premarital sex oh.

i did it today self

damiz:
I believe you die!!!! After Virgin Mary na Virgin dele.

na virgin optional oh

Martin0:
ok ooo,I say my greet u ooo,

i greet you too oh

damiz:
Oshey baddest!!!!

i still be virgin oh.

Martin0:
dey ask me na,how life dey go na,?

life they go well thank God and yours?

Martin0:
ok na,don talk my own finish

weytin u talk

fraudster

no venue no date
op this is wickedness


no free food for them broke guys and ladies, no waka well food. O ga o

anyway happy married life


cc. caringguy hope we go see u and ur people this weekend oh.

@Jacksparrow we still never see ur own pre-wedding pix oh, abi na post honeymoon pix we go see ni.

[quote author=dacovajnr post=57735012][/quote]Lolz
I still be virgin nah. Na small pikin dat time, now I be teen I neve sex as teen