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Celebrities / Re: Liz Benson Pictured With Nneoma Okorocha In Government House, Owerri by opysdoll(f): 10:56pm On Dec 18, 2016
nonjebose:

When the world made sense! Funny you
yes na,food was cheap den,fuel was cheap less crime nd so on.....
Celebrities / Re: Liz Benson Pictured With Nneoma Okorocha In Government House, Owerri by opysdoll(f): 10:41pm On Dec 18, 2016
ladygudhead:


and TRUE CONFESSION.
wow true confession wish I cld rewind bk 2 wen d world made sense
Celebrities / Re: Liz Benson Pictured With Nneoma Okorocha In Government House, Owerri by opysdoll(f): 10:38pm On Dec 18, 2016
stasius:
IZAGA

I guess that was the last I saw of her.
I love dat movie wish I can watch it ryt nw nd also tru confession
Celebrities / Re: Segun Arinze Poses With Artificial Human Head On Movie Set (photo) by opysdoll(f): 10:08pm On Dec 18, 2016
darbeelicous:
#makebelive
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And my grand mom wud watch it and be like..."ehyaa so segun don die...... Chaii dis life" lolz.
u r very correct till my grandma died she hated pete edochie wit passion cos anytime she sees him rituals coms 2 her mind in her words"dis useless okonkwo wicked man"lol
Romance / Re: Man Responds To Babymama Who Sent Him An Incredible Congraulatory Message by opysdoll(f): 10:57pm On Dec 14, 2016
mccoy47:

Lol. 26k oo
cry
But we must chop xmas rice sha wink
abeg no b by force 2 chop rice ooooo pounded yam n egusi soup wit assorted meat dey call my name jare bt if u dash ma one bag of rice I no mind oooooo
Romance / Re: Man Responds To Babymama Who Sent Him An Incredible Congraulatory Message by opysdoll(f): 10:29pm On Dec 14, 2016
mccoy47:

Yh. But she drew the 1st blood by posting that poo on his wedding day!

Their sex was consensual and not forced(she had all the power to say NO then).
So y should she wail and throw curses on the man on his wedding day cuz he refused to go into a loveless marriage with her? undecided
hmmmmmmm u r ryt tho,abeg na dia wahala b dat hw mch b bag of rice 4 ur area
Romance / Re: Man Responds To Babymama Who Sent Him An Incredible Congraulatory Message by opysdoll(f): 10:12pm On Dec 14, 2016
mccoy47:


U call that a congratulation?
Read her exact words in the "congratulation" again!
I knw she said som hard stuffs bt it cld b due 2 wot d guy myt av done 2 her well only God knws d truth btw dem jare slip dey worry me
Romance / Re: Man Responds To Babymama Who Sent Him An Incredible Congraulatory Message by opysdoll(f): 9:59pm On Dec 14, 2016
D guy is immature!she calld u 2 congratulate nd imagine d reply smh mumu wit certified nafdac number!!!

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Celebrities / Re: MC Galaxy Claims He Invested N25million In MMM by opysdoll(f): 9:55pm On Dec 14, 2016
Ah ah uncle abeg talk tru small na!25million or 25mins cos am nt undastndin dis lie oo

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Celebrities / Re: Photos Of Anita Joseph Twerking by opysdoll(f): 9:52pm On Dec 14, 2016
Chai!!! C person future mama,I dey shame 4 her hw can a man take u serious wit all diz?
Celebrities / Re: Dede One Day: One Year After His Death by opysdoll(f): 9:48pm On Dec 14, 2016
ONE YEAR ALREADY? Chai na wa ooooooo
Food / Re: What Is Your Weirdest Food Combination by opysdoll(f): 10:52am On Dec 13, 2016
shaggy007:
Bread and toothpaste
hahahahahahaaaaaa soooooo fuckin weird!!!
Investment / Re: MMM Nigeria: 'I Am Doomed; I Need My Money Back...' Tears, Wailings Trail 'crash by opysdoll(f): 10:38am On Dec 13, 2016
Praktikals:
Full meaning of MMM:
Mogbe Moku Modaran!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa u wan kill me here wit laff

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Family / Re: How To Know If Your Mum Is A Typical Nigerian Mother. by opysdoll(f): 3:36pm On Dec 12, 2016
Dvibs:

Hahahahahaha. So funny of you.
Na dat one dey tire, how person go flog u like craze come say make u hold ur mouth not to cry.
honestly dat tin dey tire me e go b lyk say make I flog my own bk

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Family / Re: How To Know If Your Mum Is A Typical Nigerian Mother. by opysdoll(f): 8:47am On Dec 12, 2016
No 10 sooooooo true my mum will finish beatin u nd ask u 2 hold ur lips,abeg hw I wan take com cry if I hold my lips,den she will b lyk "I say quiet"! If I hear peem u go hear ween hahahahahaahahahaaaaa abeg my mum rocks jare................funy enof I find myslf doin most of diz tins 2 my dota!

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Romance / Re: Why Do Most Men Get Sleepy After Sex? by opysdoll(f): 11:52pm On Dec 07, 2016
Smellymouth:
Anty mi, please tomorrow early morning,come out from your gate,jog around your street from the beginning to the end only ten times..
When you finish, come and tell me how you feel..

You ladies think it is easy? Dude will be on top of you sweating like Shekau in Sambisa and whining his waist like Iyanya for 40 minutes while you lie down screaming, "Baby go deeper"..Do you know the amount of energy that is dissipated during sex?

As if that is not enough, the wicked girl will be whispering seductively, "Baby I want more"..Chisos!! More wetin? You wan kill person pikin!?Oya tell me what you want him to do after sex.. Harvest cassava for you?

Please ladies, when he is done, give him enough time to sleep and rest.When he wakes up, give him food with enough fish and meat..If after eating, he still looks tired,pet him to sleep biko.. Dem nor dey give person trophy after fvckiing..



hmmmmmmm tru talk its really nt easy my man say d same 2
Jokes Etc / Re: Man In Tears After Smoking The Best Weed Of His Life (video) by opysdoll(f): 9:09am On Dec 05, 2016
ikombe:
Oshogbo no dey disappoint i swear grin
grin u wicked I swear hahahahhaaaa
Events / Re: Makeup-Free Bride Weds In Deeper Life Church by opysdoll(f): 8:58am On Dec 05, 2016
buffalowings:
Don't let me talk
abeg talk na no keep quiet abeg na beg I dey beg
Events / Re: Makeup-Free Bride Weds In Deeper Life Church by opysdoll(f): 8:55am On Dec 05, 2016
frank317:
I can even imagine that girl screaming " give it to me! Don't stop, don't u dear stop! Oh god! This is so sweet!"
hahahhaahahahahhahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa cnt stop lafin u wan kill person? Dats d xcitment in it na lol
Celebrities / Re: Kemi Olunloyo: Cossy Orjiakor, Eniola Badmus, Bimbo Thomas Need Breast Reduction by opysdoll(f): 11:41pm On Nov 30, 2016
Abeg aunty kemi bin busty is nt a cause is God's gift we r nt complainin!!!som1 once asked me if my boobs were nt heavy nd I gave her d warnin of her lyf,big boobs r cool my man isn't complainin infact he adores dem nd plays wit dem nd am happy wit dem if I were cossy,eniola nd d oda bae I go tell u watin u need 2 hear,u 4 go ask God y e gv us big boobs NONSENCE!
Crime / Re: Man Attacked Female Hotel Attendant For Disrupting His Sex Plans by opysdoll(f): 1:17pm On Nov 30, 2016
grin notin wey I no go hear 4 NL
Celebrities / Re: "You Do Abortions": Sophie Momodu To Ladies Bashing Her Over Being A Baby Mama by opysdoll(f): 3:26pm On Nov 28, 2016
ironMind:
She have try to justicefy herself that she is not bad girl. She is tell me now that if the belle she is carry that time is not for Davido that she is not go abort it? Make I am hear word
gbese re oooooo!!!!!!!ah ah wat happen.......
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Is Gorgeous In New Makeup Photos by opysdoll(f): 3:09pm On Nov 28, 2016
Tiwa always lookin pretty bt d second pics look lyk dey sew her mouth nd her face looks smaller
Health / Re: A Lady After A Failed Body Enlargement (Graphic Pics) by opysdoll(f): 2:58pm On Nov 28, 2016
Jesu oba ooooo!!!is dis 4 real?if dis is tru,aunty who send u destroy ur slf lyk dis,no b byforce 2 copy oyibo pple we shld b proud nd tankful 4 wot d almighty has given us,nw c wot u av landed ur slf into nd I can tell 4rm d look of dat tin u r goin tru unimagineable pain!
Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye Replies Critics About His Sitting Position Like A Woman With Dangote by opysdoll(f): 8:28am On Nov 23, 2016
Naija!!!wots rng wit d way he sat?na e house e dey na abi make e sitdown lyk who dey board meeting?
Family / Re: How Does One Cope With A Short Tempered Wife? by opysdoll(f): 8:19am On Nov 23, 2016
Bad temper is nt somtin dat starts in one day,av u eva discussd wot her growin up was lyk?oga I was lyk dat once growin up was hell 4 me so b4 I knew it I was a super saddist I wld flare up @ d slightest provocation @ tyms u dnt need 2 offend me jst ask me a simple question nd I get hot inside,my bf met me dat way nd @ frst he was complainin bt nw am over it cos I prayed 2 God 2 take it away nd he did!dere was a tym I trew a knife 2 my bf bt 2day we r happy wit 2kidz.so handle her wit care nd make her knw its nt her fault den find a trickish way 2 calm her down cos my man use 2 calm me down wit a gud kiss!!!
Crime / Re: Man Injures His Househelp In Lagos For Stealing His Money (Graphic pics) by opysdoll(f): 8:08am On Nov 23, 2016
Stealing is bad we knw dat already bt HABA e no reach 2 draw blood 4rm pikin body na,y nt flog his bum or palm or better still gv him xtra punishment den talk 2 him.
Romance / Re: Couple Wear School Uniforms For Their Pre-wedding Photoshoot by opysdoll(f): 8:01am On Nov 23, 2016
HARDDON:

Magically undenyable...... Legally indefensible..... Logically inexplicable
U lose ur tongue Ur heart Ur head Ur life

Tru d window appetite flies heart pound Limbs weak Eyes dull Body tensed Mouth dry Head hot What is this?
enternally lost to lust Ravaged by emotional tides Like a whiwind , u flame And die a thousand times
Take my heart Take my time Take my life If but only For a blink i can hv u


My Quiet Quill

nice one r u a poet?
Romance / Re: Couple Wear School Uniforms For Their Pre-wedding Photoshoot by opysdoll(f): 9:30pm On Nov 22, 2016
True love lasts 4eva no mater wot happens u jst find urslf lovin dat person love is magical

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Religion / Re: Ayo Oritsejafor & His Wife Surrounded By Security (pic) by opysdoll(f): 8:23am On Nov 22, 2016
What is he scared of,if he knws he truly belive in God 4 protection den he doesn't need all dis pple,nd where in d bible did he read dat jesus walked around wit bodygaurds!it was jst him n his faithful disciples.may almighty God help us
Religion / Re: Lethebo Rabalago Uses Insecticide To 'Heal' Church Members by opysdoll(f): 8:14am On Nov 22, 2016
If there's any astma patient dere I pity d person of all things insecticide!even d warning on evry insecticide can states dat it shldnt b sprayed directly 2 face or skin,dis is rough play Oooooooo
Fashion / Re: Girl Wears Dress Made With Poly Bag by opysdoll(f): 9:58am On Nov 17, 2016
hugoranking:
Yes I luv women who r dis economical, atleast she doent hv 2 spend much on expensive clothing, wit #100 u cn sort her wardrobe out hehheheheheheh its evn cheaper grin
u wicked o lol

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