nonjebose:

When the world made sense! Funny you

yes na,food was cheap den,fuel was cheap less crime nd so on.....

ladygudhead:


and TRUE CONFESSION.

wow true confession wish I cld rewind bk 2 wen d world made sense

stasius:
IZAGA

I guess that was the last I saw of her.

I love dat movie wish I can watch it ryt nw nd also tru confession

darbeelicous:
#makebelive
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And my grand mom wud watch it and be like..."ehyaa so segun don die...... Chaii dis life" lolz.

u r very correct till my grandma died she hated pete edochie wit passion cos anytime she sees him rituals coms 2 her mind in her words"dis useless okonkwo wicked man"lol

mccoy47:

Lol. 26k oo

But we must chop xmas rice sha

abeg no b by force 2 chop rice ooooo pounded yam n egusi soup wit assorted meat dey call my name jare bt if u dash ma one bag of rice I no mind oooooo

mccoy47:

Yh. But she drew the 1st blood by posting that poo on his wedding day!

Their sex was consensual and not forced(she had all the power to say NO then).
So y should she wail and throw curses on the man on his wedding day cuz he refused to go into a loveless marriage with her?

hmmmmmmm u r ryt tho,abeg na dia wahala b dat hw mch b bag of rice 4 ur area

mccoy47:


U call that a congratulation?
Read her exact words in the "congratulation" again!

I knw she said som hard stuffs bt it cld b due 2 wot d guy myt av done 2 her well only God knws d truth btw dem jare slip dey worry me

D guy is immature!she calld u 2 congratulate nd imagine d reply smh mumu wit certified nafdac number!!!

Ah ah uncle abeg talk tru small na!25million or 25mins cos am nt undastndin dis lie oo

Chai!!! C person future mama,I dey shame 4 her hw can a man take u serious wit all diz?

ONE YEAR ALREADY? Chai na wa ooooooo

shaggy007:
Bread and toothpaste

hahahahahahaaaaaa soooooo fuckin weird!!!

Praktikals:
Full meaning of MMM:
Mogbe Moku Modaran!

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa u wan kill me here wit laff

Dvibs:

Hahahahahaha. So funny of you.
Na dat one dey tire, how person go flog u like craze come say make u hold ur mouth not to cry.

honestly dat tin dey tire me e go b lyk say make I flog my own bk

No 10 sooooooo true my mum will finish beatin u nd ask u 2 hold ur lips,abeg hw I wan take com cry if I hold my lips,den she will b lyk "I say quiet"! If I hear peem u go hear ween hahahahahaahahahaaaaa abeg my mum rocks jare................funy enof I find myslf doin most of diz tins 2 my dota!

Smellymouth:
Anty mi, please tomorrow early morning,come out from your gate,jog around your street from the beginning to the end only ten times..
When you finish, come and tell me how you feel..

You ladies think it is easy? Dude will be on top of you sweating like Shekau in Sambisa and whining his waist like Iyanya for 40 minutes while you lie down screaming, "Baby go deeper"..Do you know the amount of energy that is dissipated during sex?

As if that is not enough, the wicked girl will be whispering seductively, "Baby I want more"..Chisos!! More wetin? You wan kill person pikin!?Oya tell me what you want him to do after sex.. Harvest cassava for you?

Please ladies, when he is done, give him enough time to sleep and rest.When he wakes up, give him food with enough fish and meat..If after eating, he still looks tired,pet him to sleep biko.. Dem nor dey give person trophy after fvckiing..

hmmmmmmm tru talk its really nt easy my man say d same 2

ikombe:
Oshogbo no dey disappoint i swear

u wicked I swear hahahahhaaaa

buffalowings:
Don't let me talk

abeg talk na no keep quiet abeg na beg I dey beg

frank317:
I can even imagine that girl screaming " give it to me! Don't stop, don't u dear stop! Oh god! This is so sweet!"

hahahhaahahahahhahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa cnt stop lafin u wan kill person? Dats d xcitment in it na lol

Abeg aunty kemi bin busty is nt a cause is God's gift we r nt complainin!!!som1 once asked me if my boobs were nt heavy nd I gave her d warnin of her lyf,big boobs r cool my man isn't complainin infact he adores dem nd plays wit dem nd am happy wit dem if I were cossy,eniola nd d oda bae I go tell u watin u need 2 hear,u 4 go ask God y e gv us big boobs NONSENCE!

notin wey I no go hear 4 NL

ironMind:
She have try to justicefy herself that she is not bad girl. She is tell me now that if the belle she is carry that time is not for Davido that she is not go abort it? Make I am hear word

gbese re oooooo!!!!!!!ah ah wat happen.......

Tiwa always lookin pretty bt d second pics look lyk dey sew her mouth nd her face looks smaller

Jesu oba ooooo!!!is dis 4 real?if dis is tru,aunty who send u destroy ur slf lyk dis,no b byforce 2 copy oyibo pple we shld b proud nd tankful 4 wot d almighty has given us,nw c wot u av landed ur slf into nd I can tell 4rm d look of dat tin u r goin tru unimagineable pain!

Naija!!!wots rng wit d way he sat?na e house e dey na abi make e sitdown lyk who dey board meeting?

Bad temper is nt somtin dat starts in one day,av u eva discussd wot her growin up was lyk?oga I was lyk dat once growin up was hell 4 me so b4 I knew it I was a super saddist I wld flare up @ d slightest provocation @ tyms u dnt need 2 offend me jst ask me a simple question nd I get hot inside,my bf met me dat way nd @ frst he was complainin bt nw am over it cos I prayed 2 God 2 take it away nd he did!dere was a tym I trew a knife 2 my bf bt 2day we r happy wit 2kidz.so handle her wit care nd make her knw its nt her fault den find a trickish way 2 calm her down cos my man use 2 calm me down wit a gud kiss!!!

Stealing is bad we knw dat already bt HABA e no reach 2 draw blood 4rm pikin body na,y nt flog his bum or palm or better still gv him xtra punishment den talk 2 him.

HARDDON:

Magically undenyable...... Legally indefensible..... Logically inexplicable
U lose ur tongue Ur heart Ur head Ur life

Tru d window appetite flies heart pound Limbs weak Eyes dull Body tensed Mouth dry Head hot What is this?
enternally lost to lust Ravaged by emotional tides Like a whiwind , u flame And die a thousand times
Take my heart Take my time Take my life If but only For a blink i can hv u


My Quiet Quill

nice one r u a poet?

True love lasts 4eva no mater wot happens u jst find urslf lovin dat person love is magical

What is he scared of,if he knws he truly belive in God 4 protection den he doesn't need all dis pple,nd where in d bible did he read dat jesus walked around wit bodygaurds!it was jst him n his faithful disciples.may almighty God help us

If there's any astma patient dere I pity d person of all things insecticide!even d warning on evry insecticide can states dat it shldnt b sprayed directly 2 face or skin,dis is rough play Oooooooo

hugoranking:
Yes I luv women who r dis economical, atleast she doent hv 2 spend much on expensive clothing, wit #100 u cn sort her wardrobe out hehheheheheheh its evn cheaper

u wicked o lol