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Romance / Disrespectful Wives Don't Appear Like Unwanted Weeds In The Farm by Or11: 4:06pm On Sep 16, 2023
Disrespectful wives don't appear like weeds in the ground, someone missed the red flags.

Your three years daughter doesn't want to go to nursery, you say "she's a girl, she probably has those women days". Well done.

Baby girl rather wears diapers than use the potty at four years old, she can say "I want indomie noodles" but cannot say "I need to do peepee or pupu" and you can't correct that. Ok na

You allow her watch tiktok on her phone where they are skits of kids disrespecting their parents not knowing she thinks it's the norm. Carry on

She doesn't listen to you when you say "stop" but listens when you say "let's go and buy ice cream" and you think it's normal. It's ok

You allow her talk to adults rudely instead of scolding her. You say she doesn't mean it, she's still a kid. Who remembers Kid and Play

Few years down the line, she's doing shakara for you when you call her to help in the kitchen. You say she's already learning shakara that she's just being a female. No be only shakara, kuku change her name to Shakira

She grew up having her way and believes the world revolves around her. She's a full woman and doesn't respect any one, no man wants to be with her because of her disrespectful attitude.

Disrespectful wives don't grow from the ground like weeds, someone was raised wrongly

It's easier to train a daughter than change a disrespectful wife.

We could address a lot from the root.

Not sorry if you’ve been hurt with this post

But! This is just another fact

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Jokes Etc / Igbos No Dey Carry Last by Or11: 2:13pm On Sep 16, 2023
Nigerian guy living in Sweden smartly married a Swedish lady, so as to be legally certified with resident permit, but the lady was not aware of this. He lied to
the lady that he is from Kenya because of the bad reputation of Nigerians in that part of Sweden.

After their wedding, the lady returned home one day and informed the guy that she met her friend, a Swedish lady also married to a Kenyan and will like them to have a dinner together. The Naija guy was disturbed and kept thinking how he will get out of this dark spot. He postponed and postponed the proposed dinner until he got tired of postponing.

Finally the D- DAY came, they all sat down in a restaurant. Our Naija guy was quiet and was sweating profusely in spite of the cold atmosphere of Sweden (-8C). The ladies asked their husbands to communicate in their local dialect since they are both from same country (Kenya).

The Naija guy being a man of great savvy decided he will just speak Igbo, if the other guy didn't understand, he will claim that he is from another tribe and region in Kenya.

Then he started, "Nwanne a wum nwafo owerri, owerre nchi ise, I wu kwanu onye olee, daa?
The other Kenyan looked up and replied "Ah Nwanne, ekele diri chineke, onyena asuru ndigbo uzo ha. E chekwe m na enwela m nsogbu taa. Abu m nwafo AHIAZU Mbaise . Nwanne birikwe o! They shook hands and embraced each other to the admiration of the ladies. Igbo's no dey carry last. Igbo kwenu!

photo is for illustration only

Religion / Re: Moyo Lawal: Sex Tape Is One Of The Rites Of Passage In The Marine Kingdom by Or11: 9:54pm On Sep 10, 2023
How do you know, are you a mariner or marinerian?

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Forum Games / Re: Choose One by Or11: 5:28pm On Sep 10, 2023
ThatKING:

Thank you sir
I live in Osun state but I am willing to relocate if it's possible

No need to relocate.
Forum Games / Re: Choose One by Or11: 5:23pm On Sep 10, 2023
ThatKING:

Please I need your kind help and favor sir. I am in debt. I took a loan and I have been paying back. I wasn't able to totally pay the loan before I lost my job which came unexpected.

I am stranded financially and really broke, I have tried to seek other people's help but no one has been privileged to assist.
Please sir, I am sorry for reaching out to you this way but I am I hope to find favor with you

Sorry to hear about your situation. Unfortunately I don't have anything to give but if you are in Lagos, I will advice you go into real estate. I can show you the ropes and you can make a good living from it.
Crime / Re: Disabled Man Dies As Father, Pastors Attempt To Sell Hunchback ‘mercury’ by Or11: 5:13pm On Sep 10, 2023
illicit:


How u take know

U get hunch

grin grin grin grin

Are you looking for mercury? 😄😄

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Health / Re: Doctor Noah Kekere Arrested For Organ Harvesting ‘Runs Mad’ In Cell by Or11: 5:12pm On Sep 10, 2023
Ladymillion:
, that his format no go work o

In that your country, anything's possible.
Forum Games / Re: Choose One by Or11: 5:11pm On Sep 10, 2023
ThatKING:

Hello happy Sunday sir, please can I pm you

Or11

Hi sir, what is it about?
Crime / Re: Disabled Man Dies As Father, Pastors Attempt To Sell Hunchback ‘mercury’ by Or11: 4:03pm On Sep 10, 2023
illicit:
There's Mercury in the hunchback or it's just a hunch?

No pun intended

Of course there is, there's even a branch of CBN in the hunch.

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Health / Re: Doctor Noah Kekere Arrested For Organ Harvesting ‘Runs Mad’ In Cell by Or11: 2:46pm On Sep 10, 2023
Lol learning from politicians

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Politics / Re: Dear Seun, Nairaland Is Becoming Too Toxic For Sane Nigerians by Or11: 7:40am On Sep 08, 2023
You sound like my mother in law who wants to have a say on how I run my household/business.

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Romance / Re: Weed Gives Me Social Anxiety by Or11: 7:29pm On Sep 03, 2023
illicit:


It's the weed that makes u think so


When u quit smoking it, you will realize that's it wasn't actually helping u
you may be right but men weed is one thing that calms me down.

FitCorper:


Whatever rocks your boat boss man. I have no point to prove to you. Enjoy yourself

Thanks man, we all have one thing we do that many don't.
Romance / Re: Weed Gives Me Social Anxiety by Or11: 6:49pm On Sep 03, 2023
FitCorper:

If only u know, you’ll listen to this golden advice

I guess Snoop Dog, Obama etc didn't listen to this golden advice
Romance / Re: Weed Gives Me Social Anxiety by Or11: 6:24pm On Sep 03, 2023
illicit:
Pls quit smoking weed if u can, u really need to

There's a sense of freedom that comes with not smoking weed

Weed smoking is childish

U have to outgrow it

I did

If that's the case then I will act childish for life. Weed helps me function better at work.
Travel / Re: Man Spends 40years In US, 20yrs In Prison & Is Deported Back To Nigeria (video) by Or11: 3:06pm On Aug 28, 2023
He basically is a convicted armed robber with a beautiful soul. He must have been a dangerous criminal if he can still be deported after spending 20 years legally in US.

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Crime / Re: Prison Warder Reveals What He Does To The Food People Send To Prison by Or11: 3:01pm On Aug 28, 2023
I remember my time in HMP way back, God bless the queen

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Travel / Re: Japa Update( Germany) by Or11: 5:48pm On Aug 24, 2023
Lol which Germany be they abeg?
Family / Re: Those Who Drank From This Refrigerator Are Legends.. by Or11: 9:39pm On Aug 23, 2023
In Lagos, we are modern and always used fridge.
Family / Re: How Do I Avoid Paying My Wife Alimony In The Event Of Divorce? by Or11: 5:51am On Aug 17, 2023
If there's evidence of her cheating then you should get custody and she pays you alimony.
Romance / Re: If You Give Her This Kind Of Compliment, She Will Start Chasing You Immediately by Or11: 8:20pm On Aug 16, 2023
Because of woman you wrote this fantastically long post, well done

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Education / Re: Mmesoma On Suicide Watch - After Hints Of An Attempt . by Or11: 5:50am On Aug 09, 2023
Max24:

Why not sponsor her? We have not rewarded those who are faithful and honest we want to reward dishonesty. What kind of society does that? Rewarding her will only create more of that behaviour because you will be reinforcing it. Instead, celebrate the well behaved ones.

Lol abi someone should sponsor me. It's not about rewarding dishonesty, it's about love for humanity. Everyone in Nigeria has at one time or the other been dishonest and got away with it. Don't throw stones in a glass house.
Romance / Re: Women Are The Most Jealous People On Earth by Or11: 7:01pm On Jul 21, 2023
helinues:


Lies . Something you are not even aware of consciously..

As you get older, you realize somethings are not worth bothering yourself about.
Romance / Re: Women Are The Most Jealous People On Earth by Or11: 6:56pm On Jul 21, 2023
helinues:


Hahahahaha,

It's indeed the cheaters are not aware of the psychological effects after cheating.

Cheating is not a day process, after cheating and not caught, the guilty conscience would be asking what if my partner is also cheating without getting caught. Sebi una trust each other yet you want to cheat right, 2 can play smooth criminal game

grin

Na simp dey worry about their partners cheating.
Romance / Re: Women Are The Most Jealous People On Earth by Or11: 6:48pm On Jul 21, 2023
helinues:


Pure lies. I have friends who are womanizer but na dem dey jealous pass.

What's even the cheating for? Does the guilty conscience that always follow worth it?

Men different.

What conscience are you talking about?
Romance / Re: Women Are The Most Jealous People On Earth by Or11: 6:43pm On Jul 21, 2023
helinues:
Na lie, na the cheating men dey jealous pass for our solar system

I no dey jealous, I even want her to cheat sef so I will have a reason not to be afraid to get caught
Romance / Re: Women Are The Most Jealous People On Earth by Or11: 6:08pm On Jul 21, 2023
Westerhoffe:


You didn't find it funny… you found it gallivanting… that's why you posted it here.

Gallivanting eh, well done
Romance / Re: Women Are The Most Jealous People On Earth by Or11: 5:58pm On Jul 21, 2023
TemplarLandry:
Funny.

Glad you think it's funny but I ain't finding it funny sha.
Romance / Women Are The Most Jealous People On Earth by Or11: 5:56pm On Jul 21, 2023
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Politics / Re: Another Country Bans Nigerian Passport Holders by Or11: 4:41pm On Jul 14, 2023
XerXers:
Tinubu's men running drug worldwide

Tinubu's men, Obi's men or Buhari's men, these developed countries classify all of you as Nigerians.

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Politics / Another Country Bans Nigerian Passport Holders by Or11: 4:37pm On Jul 14, 2023
So everyone is going to ignore the fact that Nigerian citizens are the ones ruining the country not the government.

If it ain't a drug related crime it's fraud.

I guess I'm going to keep loving the country from afar until y'all figure it out.

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