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Romance / Disrespectful Wives Don't Appear Like Unwanted Weeds In The Farm by Or11: 4:06pm On Sep 16, 2023 |
Disrespectful wives don't appear like weeds in the ground, someone missed the red flags. Your three years daughter doesn't want to go to nursery, you say "she's a girl, she probably has those women days". Well done. Baby girl rather wears diapers than use the potty at four years old, she can say "I want indomie noodles" but cannot say "I need to do peepee or pupu" and you can't correct that. Ok na You allow her watch tiktok on her phone where they are skits of kids disrespecting their parents not knowing she thinks it's the norm. Carry on She doesn't listen to you when you say "stop" but listens when you say "let's go and buy ice cream" and you think it's normal. It's ok You allow her talk to adults rudely instead of scolding her. You say she doesn't mean it, she's still a kid. Who remembers Kid and Play Few years down the line, she's doing shakara for you when you call her to help in the kitchen. You say she's already learning shakara that she's just being a female. No be only shakara, kuku change her name to Shakira She grew up having her way and believes the world revolves around her. She's a full woman and doesn't respect any one, no man wants to be with her because of her disrespectful attitude. Disrespectful wives don't grow from the ground like weeds, someone was raised wrongly It's easier to train a daughter than change a disrespectful wife. We could address a lot from the root. Not sorry if you’ve been hurt with this post But! This is just another fact 2 Likes |
Jokes Etc / Igbos No Dey Carry Last by Or11: 2:13pm On Sep 16, 2023 |
Nigerian guy living in Sweden smartly married a Swedish lady, so as to be legally certified with resident permit, but the lady was not aware of this. He lied to the lady that he is from Kenya because of the bad reputation of Nigerians in that part of Sweden. After their wedding, the lady returned home one day and informed the guy that she met her friend, a Swedish lady also married to a Kenyan and will like them to have a dinner together. The Naija guy was disturbed and kept thinking how he will get out of this dark spot. He postponed and postponed the proposed dinner until he got tired of postponing. Finally the D- DAY came, they all sat down in a restaurant. Our Naija guy was quiet and was sweating profusely in spite of the cold atmosphere of Sweden (-8C). The ladies asked their husbands to communicate in their local dialect since they are both from same country (Kenya). The Naija guy being a man of great savvy decided he will just speak Igbo, if the other guy didn't understand, he will claim that he is from another tribe and region in Kenya. Then he started, "Nwanne a wum nwafo owerri, owerre nchi ise, I wu kwanu onye olee, daa? The other Kenyan looked up and replied "Ah Nwanne, ekele diri chineke, onyena asuru ndigbo uzo ha. E chekwe m na enwela m nsogbu taa. Abu m nwafo AHIAZU Mbaise . Nwanne birikwe o! They shook hands and embraced each other to the admiration of the ladies. Igbo's no dey carry last. Igbo kwenu! photo is for illustration only
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Religion / Re: Moyo Lawal: Sex Tape Is One Of The Rites Of Passage In The Marine Kingdom by Or11: 9:54pm On Sep 10, 2023 |
How do you know, are you a mariner or marinerian? 1 Like |
Forum Games / Re: Choose One by Or11: 5:28pm On Sep 10, 2023 |
ThatKING: No need to relocate. |
Forum Games / Re: Choose One by Or11: 5:23pm On Sep 10, 2023 |
ThatKING: Sorry to hear about your situation. Unfortunately I don't have anything to give but if you are in Lagos, I will advice you go into real estate. I can show you the ropes and you can make a good living from it. |
Crime / Re: Disabled Man Dies As Father, Pastors Attempt To Sell Hunchback ‘mercury’ by Or11: 5:13pm On Sep 10, 2023 |
illicit: Are you looking for mercury? 😄😄 34 Likes 1 Share |
Health / Re: Doctor Noah Kekere Arrested For Organ Harvesting ‘Runs Mad’ In Cell by Or11: 5:12pm On Sep 10, 2023 |
Ladymillion: In that your country, anything's possible. |
Forum Games / Re: Choose One by Or11: 5:11pm On Sep 10, 2023 |
ThatKING: Hi sir, what is it about? |
Crime / Re: Disabled Man Dies As Father, Pastors Attempt To Sell Hunchback ‘mercury’ by Or11: 4:03pm On Sep 10, 2023 |
illicit: Of course there is, there's even a branch of CBN in the hunch. 187 Likes 16 Shares |
Health / Re: Doctor Noah Kekere Arrested For Organ Harvesting ‘Runs Mad’ In Cell by Or11: 2:46pm On Sep 10, 2023 |
Lol learning from politicians 230 Likes 12 Shares |
Politics / Re: Dear Seun, Nairaland Is Becoming Too Toxic For Sane Nigerians by Or11: 7:40am On Sep 08, 2023 |
You sound like my mother in law who wants to have a say on how I run my household/business. 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Romance / Re: Weed Gives Me Social Anxiety by Or11: 7:29pm On Sep 03, 2023 |
illicit:you may be right but men weed is one thing that calms me down. FitCorper: Thanks man, we all have one thing we do that many don't. |
Romance / Re: Weed Gives Me Social Anxiety by Or11: 6:49pm On Sep 03, 2023 |
FitCorper: I guess Snoop Dog, Obama etc didn't listen to this golden advice |
Romance / Re: Weed Gives Me Social Anxiety by Or11: 6:24pm On Sep 03, 2023 |
illicit: If that's the case then I will act childish for life. Weed helps me function better at work. |
Travel / Re: Man Spends 40years In US, 20yrs In Prison & Is Deported Back To Nigeria (video) by Or11: 3:06pm On Aug 28, 2023 |
He basically is a convicted armed robber with a beautiful soul. He must have been a dangerous criminal if he can still be deported after spending 20 years legally in US. 114 Likes 5 Shares |
Crime / Re: Prison Warder Reveals What He Does To The Food People Send To Prison by Or11: 3:01pm On Aug 28, 2023 |
I remember my time in HMP way back, God bless the queen 6 Likes 1 Share |
Travel / Re: Japa Update( Germany) by Or11: 5:48pm On Aug 24, 2023 |
Lol which Germany be they abeg? |
Family / Re: Those Who Drank From This Refrigerator Are Legends.. by Or11: 9:39pm On Aug 23, 2023 |
In Lagos, we are modern and always used fridge. |
Family / Re: How Do I Avoid Paying My Wife Alimony In The Event Of Divorce? by Or11: 5:51am On Aug 17, 2023 |
If there's evidence of her cheating then you should get custody and she pays you alimony. |
Romance / Re: If You Give Her This Kind Of Compliment, She Will Start Chasing You Immediately by Or11: 8:20pm On Aug 16, 2023 |
Because of woman you wrote this fantastically long post, well done 6 Likes |
Education / Re: Mmesoma On Suicide Watch - After Hints Of An Attempt . by Or11: 5:50am On Aug 09, 2023 |
Max24: Lol abi someone should sponsor me. It's not about rewarding dishonesty, it's about love for humanity. Everyone in Nigeria has at one time or the other been dishonest and got away with it. Don't throw stones in a glass house. |
Romance / Re: Women Are The Most Jealous People On Earth by Or11: 7:01pm On Jul 21, 2023 |
helinues: As you get older, you realize somethings are not worth bothering yourself about. |
Romance / Re: Women Are The Most Jealous People On Earth by Or11: 6:56pm On Jul 21, 2023 |
helinues: Na simp dey worry about their partners cheating. |
Romance / Re: Women Are The Most Jealous People On Earth by Or11: 6:48pm On Jul 21, 2023 |
helinues: Men different. What conscience are you talking about? |
Romance / Re: Women Are The Most Jealous People On Earth by Or11: 6:43pm On Jul 21, 2023 |
helinues: I no dey jealous, I even want her to cheat sef so I will have a reason not to be afraid to get caught |
Romance / Re: Women Are The Most Jealous People On Earth by Or11: 6:08pm On Jul 21, 2023 |
Westerhoffe: Gallivanting eh, well done |
Romance / Re: Women Are The Most Jealous People On Earth by Or11: 5:58pm On Jul 21, 2023 |
TemplarLandry: Glad you think it's funny but I ain't finding it funny sha. |
Romance / Women Are The Most Jealous People On Earth by Or11: 5:56pm On Jul 21, 2023 |
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Politics / Re: Another Country Bans Nigerian Passport Holders by Or11: 4:41pm On Jul 14, 2023 |
XerXers: Tinubu's men, Obi's men or Buhari's men, these developed countries classify all of you as Nigerians. 1 Like |
Politics / Another Country Bans Nigerian Passport Holders by Or11: 4:37pm On Jul 14, 2023 |
So everyone is going to ignore the fact that Nigerian citizens are the ones ruining the country not the government. If it ain't a drug related crime it's fraud. I guess I'm going to keep loving the country from afar until y'all figure it out. 2 Likes
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