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Celebrities / Re: Blackface's Marriage by Oracle(m): 5:01pm On Sep 11, 2007
I would have said this was a lie but I saw it on the Glo show on saturday night.
I think we need someone to help us the wedding pics
Music/Radio / Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by Oracle(m): 4:59pm On Sep 11, 2007
The sound of the generator
Jokes Etc / Re: What Is Your Best Commercial Advert ? by Oracle(m): 4:56pm On Sep 11, 2007
Well, i don't really know which one i would say is my favourite.
You guys are doing great, keep them coming, maybe i'll make my choice
Music/Radio / Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by Oracle(m): 6:01am On Sep 11, 2007
Tambourine by Eve
Forum Games / Re: 1st Tot by Oracle(m): 5:59am On Sep 11, 2007
New
Sports / Re: Is John Mikel Obi Jinxed? by Oracle(m): 5:58am On Sep 11, 2007
If he wants to be in Chelsea, itz his Choice.
Family / Re: How Many Are U In Your Family? by Oracle(m): 5:56am On Sep 11, 2007
3 Children.

I'm the first and only son and my two kid sisters.
Jokes Etc / Re: The Virgin by Oracle(m): 5:55am On Sep 11, 2007
Thatz one great virgin that wouldn't allow her family to be disgraced
Jokes Etc / Re: Jokes about Religion by Oracle(m): 5:46am On Sep 11, 2007
Damn, these jokes are so funny
Sports / Re: Super Eaglet's Victory Attributed To Yar'adua's Good Luck. by Oracle(m): 5:22am On Sep 11, 2007
The most important thing is that the world Champions of the U-17 world is Nigerian.
The players played well and at the end of the day they became champions.

Yar'adua was not in the field, he was not even in Korea, so the champions became champions because they deserved it.
Forum Games / Re: Be The Last Person To Post Here: by Oracle(m): 5:19am On Sep 11, 2007
The Oracle has arrived
Sports / Re: Nations Cup Qualifier: Nigeria Vs. Lesotho by Oracle(m): 5:24pm On Sep 08, 2007
I didn't watch the match, i've been online all day.
This is terrible.
Why would Kanu do such a thing, he's a professional player and should know better.
And why should they play a game on sea instead of land?
Romance / Re: First Kiss Or : by Oracle(m): 3:10pm On Sep 08, 2007
Which other one Mope,
can explain please?
Forum Games / Re: Be The Last Person To Post Here: by Oracle(m): 2:50pm On Sep 08, 2007
The Oracle has arrived
Jokes Etc / Re: Problems Of Marriage by Oracle(m): 1:38pm On Sep 08, 2007
That woman is crazy.
The husband should never have gone after her.
It a marital responsibility to give her husband sex when he needs it.

She'll come back begging.
Since he knows that he didn't offend her, he only asked for what was rightly his.
Jokes Etc / Re: Clinton Vs Obj by Oracle(m): 1:44am On Sep 08, 2007
So Obasanjo doesn't know what the embassy looks like?
Jokes Etc / Re: What Would Be Ya Last Word If U Were To Die Today? by Oracle(m): 11:56pm On Sep 07, 2007
Well. i've not thought about dying, but whoever wants to die can decide to leave a message for those that are in the world.
"Repent for the kingdom of God is at hand"
Jokes Etc / Re: Actual Call Centre Conversations ! by Oracle(m): 11:43pm On Sep 07, 2007
This is so damn funny.
Especially the last one.
Jokes Etc / Re: Somebody Else by Oracle(m): 11:19pm On Sep 07, 2007
That Doctor is not well, why does he want to spoil the man's happiness?
Politics / Re: Yar'adua To Rule For 15 Years? by Oracle(m): 7:19pm On Sep 04, 2007
na dem sabi.
Whatever they want to do with this country, they had better be careful coz Nigeria is not a country anybody can mess with.
TV/Movies / Re: TV Shows: Prison Break, Lost Or 24? by Oracle(m): 11:58am On Sep 04, 2007
Prison break is real
The possibility of the movie is very high.

24 is too fictitious, they show Jack as an invulnerable man, able to do anything.
He's always there to save the day.
No man can do the things Jack Bauer did in that movie unless he's immortal.
Itz always some terrorist attack the united states or an assasination attempt on the president or some top government official.

There's always a problem to be solved and Jack is the only man that can unlock the door.

The movie is good, but itz too false to be true.
Jack always goes against orders given to him, to get what he wants and he uses violence during interrogations.
My cousin told me that he shot Curtis and I hated him for that.

However, i must commend the movie for use of wireless electronics, itz very much expository on IT.
CTU is one big battle field, Chloe, Edgar, Jack, Curtis, Tony Almeida and a lot of them are the Fighters.

Prison break is a man's survival in prison and how he hopes to get outta there with his brother.
The tattooed Michael scofield's brain must have been used to the maximum point.
Itz a movie that gets you thinking

After the analysis, i think you should come out with the result yourself

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Nairaland / General / Re: Here's My 419 Experience, Whats Yours? by Oracle(m): 11:39am On Sep 03, 2007
I've not had any experience with them and i hope i don't
I 've heard a lot about them.
Business / Re: At What Point Are You A Millionaire? by Oracle(m): 9:21am On Sep 03, 2007
When your earning is a number that has six or more zeros chasing it.
Culture / Re: Where Are You From? by Oracle(m): 2:42am On Sep 03, 2007
I'm the Oracle
Proudly Nigerian
Nairaland / General / Re: Succubus/incubus: Is It Real? by Oracle(m): 2:18am On Sep 03, 2007
I've never experienced that thing and i hope i never experience it.
I have dreams, but whether it is bad or good, i've never had to struggle to wake up.
Culture / Re: Ghanaian (Ashanti) Dating Nigerian (Igbo) by Oracle(m): 1:46am On Sep 03, 2007
It's obvious that you love him and he probably does but don't let it seem like it's a do or die affair or like if you don't marry him, you'll not survive.
Try as much as you can to convince your parents, but you must be cautious.
Culture / Re: Terrible State Of The English Language In Nigeria by Oracle(m): 1:35am On Sep 03, 2007
I would like us to note that English is not our Original language.
But we try by all means to learn it.
It is neccessary to learn English but i don't think anyone should criticize anybody for their inability to speak english correctly.
Romance / Re: Why Do People Cheat In Relationships? by Oracle(m): 12:59am On Sep 03, 2007
I guess itz because they feel there's something better they can get outside, than what they already have.
Religion / Re: 'The God Of Dollars Is My God' by Oracle(m): 10:46pm On Sep 02, 2007
If you really need to get rich, work hard and you'll make it.
As long as you're talented and you're doing something legal, then prosperity will come your way
Forum Games / Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above Yours & Make A Comment by Oracle(m): 6:11am On Sep 01, 2007
Thiefofhearts looks like a Yoruba girl

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