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Nairaland / General / Re: Does He Love Me? by Oracle(m): 2:14pm On Dec 01, 2007
I think you need to find that out yourself.
Ask him if he still does.

Watch him to see if the relationship still has the spark it used to have
Jokes Etc / Re: Guardian Angel On The Job by Oracle(m): 2:05pm On Dec 01, 2007
Clemcy, are you the guardian angel.

Maybe marriage Issues are not in the job description of angels
Family / Re: Help, My Sister Is In Love With Our Cousin by Oracle(m): 2:04pm On Dec 01, 2007
I think you really have to talk to your sister.
She shouldn't let it get out of hand.
She should be matured enough to know what is right and whatz not.
Music/Radio / Re: P Square Feat Jadakiss by Oracle(m): 2:03pm On Dec 01, 2007
C max, i think you need to upload a valid file
Jokes Etc / Re: Viagra Coffee by Oracle(m): 1:55pm On Dec 01, 2007
That man is one hell of a MADMAN
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 2 (II)! by Oracle(m): 1:52pm On Dec 01, 2007
I never liked that show right from day 1
Jokes Etc / Re: 'true Love Never Die by Oracle(m): 1:45pm On Dec 01, 2007
i've seen the joke before
Still funny though
Romance / Re: I Am Going Gaga by Oracle(m): 1:28pm On Dec 01, 2007
I think sweetberry is right.
If she called you at midnight from his phone, that means she was with him.

What the hell was she doing with him at that time?
Where were they?

If she guy forced her to call you, he sure didn't force her to come stay with him.
Jokes Etc / Re: Christmas Goat Missing by Oracle(m): 1:25pm On Dec 01, 2007
Ituen is a proffessional at the act.
Thatz funny
Romance / Re: Would U Love With Ur Heart Or Head! by Oracle(m): 4:35am On Dec 01, 2007
I just Love when I have to, whatever I use to Love I really don't know.
Forum Games / Re: Be The Last Person To Post Here: by Oracle(m): 4:34am On Dec 01, 2007
The Oracle has arrived
Jokes Etc / Re: Questions & Answers by Oracle(m): 4:31am On Dec 01, 2007
Holy Jesus.
This is soooooooooo hilarious

Romance / Re: Girls Who Force Themselves On Guys by Oracle(m): 4:07am On Dec 01, 2007
It makes a guy see a lady as a woman of easy virtue and it makes you hate the girl.
I've been there.
I developed automatic hatred for the girl.
Romance / Re: Females : Nigerian Guys R 2 Sturbon! by Oracle(m): 4:05am On Dec 01, 2007
Katigurl, i don't think itz wise to use your personal experience to make a general statement about guys
Jokes Etc / Re: Grandma In Bikini! by Oracle(m): 3:52am On Dec 01, 2007
Damn.
What the hell was she thinking?
Nairaland / General / Re: Sexy Name Decoder by Oracle(m): 2:37am On Dec 01, 2007
Here's what I found

Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland Elders (2005 Set) - Sign In by Oracle(m): 2:02am On Dec 01, 2007
2005 set?
how come I've not seen this thread before now?

I guess I'm qualified.
I am an elder
Forum Games / Re: NAIRAWOOD! by Oracle(m): 12:20am On Dec 01, 2007
Na wa ooh.
This una story no dey end
Jokes Etc / Re: Brownies Exclusive by Oracle(m): 11:09am On Nov 24, 2007
Brownsilk, thatz very nice
very funny jokes.
Family / Re: Our Maid Is Pregnant For Our Neighbour And It's Becoming A Nuisance. by Oracle(m): 10:44am On Nov 24, 2007
Well, since your parents know about it, i think they'll do something about it, but before they come. maybe you should meet the father of her baby first and probably tell him his wife's condition.
Nairaland / General / Re: What Do U Want 4rm Friendship? by Oracle(m): 4:19pm On Nov 23, 2007
Everything friendship has to offer
Celebrities / Re: Still On Frank Edoho, Nairalanders Beware! by Oracle(m): 3:55pm On Nov 23, 2007
Authoritatively, is that your final answer?

Jokes Etc / Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by Oracle(m): 3:37pm On Nov 23, 2007
That really is official

Migines, stop singing.
You're meant to be laughing
Family / Re: Husband Or Parents: Who Owns The Woman? by Oracle(m): 6:38pm On Nov 20, 2007
I don't think the word "OWN" is right.
Nobody owns her, they're all family
Nairaland / General / Re: Why Do Nigerian Girls Like ''yahoo Boys'' by Oracle(m): 6:21pm On Nov 20, 2007
Why does a dog like bone?

This question is not worth asking.
If a scammer becomes a millionaire tomorrow, what do you think happens to his girl?
Family / Re: Are You The First Born In Your Family? by Oracle(m): 6:14pm On Nov 20, 2007
Yeah, I'm the first born and only son.
Jokes Etc / Re: Making An Impression by Oracle(m): 5:30pm On Nov 19, 2007
Ben, that was tight
Music/Radio / Re: Who's Listened 2 P-square's New Album? by Oracle(m): 5:12pm On Nov 19, 2007
I heard about the album yesterday and the guy said it was tight.
I can't wait to have it, i really hope itz worth listening to

Jokes Etc / Re: Blondes! by Oracle(m): 2:21am On Nov 05, 2007
What a blonde.
Food / Re: Why When African Man Comes Home He Always Ask For Food? by Oracle(m): 1:04am On Nov 05, 2007
What makes a man want to eat? , The simple fact that he's hungry
Whatever kind of food you guys are talking about, i think the African guy is hungry
Jokes Etc / Re: Tv Pastor by Oracle(m): 11:52pm On Nov 04, 2007
The first one is soooooooooooooooooooo damn funny

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