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Jokes Etc / Re: Salvatrion by Oracle(m): 9:44am On Dec 10, 2007 |
Salvation indeed. I'm sure every nun has a different name for his privates. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Morning duty by Oracle(m): 3:35pm On Dec 04, 2007 |
I really didn't get that. If she goes back home in the morning, where did she sleep? |
Nairaland / General / Re: Seun - Nairaland Xmas Party : Take A Look At My Proposal by Oracle(m): 3:30pm On Dec 04, 2007 |
Since the inception of nairaland, there has been talk about party, party, party. But it looks very very impossible. Nairalanders are spread across all parts of the country and outside it. No venue would appropriately suit everyone's purpose. So for now, a nairaland party is like a dream that is hardly ever gonna come true. But lets keep our fingers crossed and keep watching |
Jokes Etc / Re: why a niger man canot be a kill himself... by Oracle(m): 3:09pm On Dec 04, 2007 |
True word. Pasuma, you have a funny way of expressing yourself. Nice piece. |
Celebrities / Re: Dare Weds by Oracle(m): 3:03pm On Dec 04, 2007 |
Yeah, itz true The guy said it himself |
Celebrities / Re: Who Is More Beautiful by Oracle(m): 2:41pm On Dec 04, 2007 |
If you really want us to compare, I think you have to get a better pic for Stephanie |
Jokes Etc / Re: How was he born? by Oracle(m): 2:36pm On Dec 04, 2007 |
I hope the little boy understood |
Jokes Etc / Re: I stand at the door by Oracle(m): 2:26pm On Dec 04, 2007 |
Itz funny how people use Bible verses to explain themselves |
Food / Re: Can You Eat Reptiles? by Oracle(m): 2:19pm On Dec 04, 2007 |
I really don't wanna think about it, i hate reptiles but I must admit that I have eaten Snake meat before. It really was a mistake. My uncle was helping himself with the meat, he invited me to join him. I asked him what he was eating and he refused to tell me. It was so appetizing and it was going down, I had no choice but to dig in. After consuming the wonderful meat, my uncle announced to me that i was now a proud snake eater. I didn't feel Good about that and I even got upset with him but I must admit that the meat was so damn delicious |
Jokes Etc / Re: green pink and yellow..joke...TOLUTOPE by Oracle(m): 2:07pm On Dec 04, 2007 |
Ekpenyong really knows why he's in school. |
Music/Radio / Re: Need A Partner by Oracle(m): 2:06pm On Dec 04, 2007 |
I think it depends on the kind of music you want to go into. Hip hop, R&B, soul etc. I'm personally not ready for any collabo, but if you need a songwriter you can just holla. Check my profile for addys |
Food / Re: English Name Of Ponmo by Oracle(m): 1:41pm On Dec 04, 2007 |
I know they also call it "Kanda" but I don't think itz an English name. 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: What Will Do If --- by Oracle(m): 1:23pm On Dec 04, 2007 |
What else would you do? Just sit back and watch them make a fool of themseves. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Spaghetti Sauce by Oracle(m): 1:20pm On Dec 04, 2007 |
Damn, those posion control guys are crazy. Didn't they know the party was already on? |
Nairaland / General / Re: Three Things In Life That, Once Gone, Never Come Back - by Oracle(m): 12:45pm On Dec 04, 2007 |
Itz time, words and opportunity |
Music/Radio / Re: Who's Your Hottest Radio Presenter by Oracle(m): 11:45am On Dec 04, 2007 |
Looks like everybody is feeling the guys from Cosmo Spaceman, Ogus Baba, Juanita, Sydney, Jd and a lot of them are great |
Jokes Etc / Re: Am Seriously And Maddly Inlove With 15 Years Old Girl by Oracle(m): 11:43am On Dec 04, 2007 |
Well, you've heard everybody's opinion and I don't think I'll be willing to say anything different from what they've all said. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Walking On The Beach by Oracle(m): 3:17am On Dec 04, 2007 |
That project engineer guy is a sadist |
Jokes Etc / Re: Newlywed Game by Oracle(m): 3:03am On Dec 04, 2007 |
Damn, that is extreme |
Jokes Etc / Re: Women Drivers by Oracle(m): 5:07am On Dec 03, 2007 |
Yeah women drivers indeed. Thatz funny |
Jokes Etc / Re: In the 'molue' by Oracle(m): 4:39am On Dec 03, 2007 |
Holy Jesus. Stop the bus |
Jokes Etc / Re: Clinton In Heaven's Gate by Oracle(m): 4:34am On Dec 03, 2007 |
Clinton must be one hell of a righteous man |
Jokes Etc / Re: The Creation Of A Woman by Oracle(m): 3:34am On Dec 03, 2007 |
So Adam could not give an arm and a leg for eve? Did he really love her? |
Jokes Etc / Re: World Economic System by Oracle(m): 3:32am On Dec 03, 2007 |
Damn that is very funny and true |
Jokes Etc / Re: The Dumb Blonde by Oracle(m): 3:16am On Dec 03, 2007 |
The girl is not dumb She almost got caught |
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny? (pictures) by Oracle(m): 3:08am On Dec 03, 2007 |
Damn, crazy pics |
Jokes Etc / Re: JOB INTERVIEWS:QUOTATIONS by Oracle(m): 3:06am On Dec 03, 2007 |
Very funny |
Jokes Etc / Re: The Jury by Oracle(m): 2:55pm On Dec 01, 2007 |
Wetin dey worry that client sef? why didn't he look? |
TV/Movies / Re: What Do You Think About Julia Roberts by Oracle(m): 2:16pm On Dec 01, 2007 |
Well i think she's a great actress, Love her role in that pretty woman movie
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Jokes Etc / Re: English Simplified by Oracle(m): 2:14pm On Dec 01, 2007 |
They've finally gone back to speaking German |
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