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Food / Re: A New Name For Moi Moi Please: by Oracle(m): 11:47pm On Nov 04, 2007
I don't think you have a choice.
If you give it a new, refined and beautiful name the seller will never know what you want until you speak the language he or she understands. Unless the girl you're trying to impress or trying to make believe that you're too civilised for the things of our great uncivilised country is more important to you than your stomach.
Politics / Re: New Speaker Appointed- Honourable Dimeji Bankole by Oracle(m): 11:24pm On Nov 04, 2007
ccaramel:

For all you ladies in the house. Bankole is single o. Make una troop out to abuja to catch him, grin lol He's just 37. Anyway apply through me if you want him, he's up for grabs!

ccaramel, is that the only thing you have to say about our new speaker?

Well, he really is single I saw that somewhere and i guess itz been proven.
Jokes Etc / Re: Post Office by Oracle(m): 8:05pm On Nov 03, 2007
Holy Jesus!

If only Edna knew where that money came from
Nairaland / General / Re: New Online by Oracle(m): 7:54pm On Nov 03, 2007
Welcome Smiling Stephen

Hope you don't get stoned to death
Jokes Etc / Re: I Cant Speak by Oracle(m): 7:49pm On Nov 03, 2007
Thatz one hell of a dcotor

I guess he eventually cured dumbness. lol
Family / Re: What Will You Do If Your Pet Suddenly Turns Against You by Oracle(m): 7:45pm On Nov 03, 2007
Kick the devil out of the bloody pet
Romance / Re: The Use Of The Ten Commandments by Oracle(m): 7:43pm On Nov 03, 2007
I think thatz right.
Funny though, i've never thought about it like that
Jokes Etc / Re: Suck 4 Blood Sample by Oracle(m): 7:42pm On Nov 03, 2007
ok i got that naijagurly.
Forum Games / Re: Be The Last Person To Post Here: by Oracle(m): 7:32pm On Nov 03, 2007
I haven't been here in a thousand years.
Itz been a while.

whassup everybody
Jokes Etc / Re: Morning Poem by Oracle(m): 7:31pm On Nov 03, 2007
Labans, what the hell is wrong with, the poem was flowing until you crushed the poor birdie's head.
Itz really is funny.

nice poem (Itz lyrical)
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Meet The Guy Of Ur Dreams. by Oracle(m): 7:30pm On Nov 03, 2007
Whassup with y'all the guy wants a girl to meet the guy of her dreams.
Romance / Re: Is It Right To Date This Girl by Oracle(m): 7:18pm On Nov 03, 2007
If you're asking about the age factor, it doesn't work anymore in relationships as far as the present day world is concerned.

Unless you have other reasons like her character or something else you can go ahead and date the gal
Jokes Etc / Re: A Vet by Oracle(m): 7:16pm On Nov 03, 2007
Damn!
That guy's crazy
Literature / Re: The Most Memorable Book You Read by Oracle(m): 7:13pm On Nov 03, 2007

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Jokes Etc / Re: Childre Of Israel by Oracle(m): 6:49pm On Nov 03, 2007
What a funny and honest question.
Music/Radio / Re: T.I Arrested! by Oracle(m): 6:49pm On Nov 03, 2007
I guess you're right Bgees.

Itz not news.
Almost all the rap stars have been in and out of the box

Romance / Re: Who Do U Attract by Oracle(m): 6:40pm On Nov 03, 2007
rexfx2:

i attract virgins, u wount believe it but bulk of the girls that want 2 chill out with me relationship wise are all virgins. Most time i just chill out on them because i really don't want 2 this virgin anyone aside ma wife ( since I'm sure she will be one).
i just pouk the already pouked.

If you never had sex with them, how did you know they were virgins.
Jokes Etc / Re: Suck 4 Blood Sample by Oracle(m): 6:31pm On Nov 03, 2007
Naijagurly, looks like you're a nurse
Food / Re: Igbo Soups by Oracle(m): 1:33am On Nov 03, 2007
Is that soup over there taken? tongue
Jokes Etc / Re: Latest Terrorist Threat by Oracle(m): 1:29am On Nov 03, 2007
These terrorists don't give up, do they? lol
Jokes Etc / Re: Farting Dixie by Oracle(m): 1:20am On Nov 03, 2007
Damn
I couldn't stop laughing

He sure cleared a lot
Jokes Etc / Re: They Are Now Finally Together by Oracle(m): 1:10am On Nov 03, 2007
What the hell was the priest thinking.
He's supposed to be conducting the funeral service and not talking trash
Nairaland / General / Re: Recipe For A Love Potion? by Oracle(m): 12:30am On Nov 03, 2007
Have fun using it
Jokes Etc / Re: Adultry No Good Oooo by Oracle(m): 12:18am On Nov 03, 2007
I saw this somewhere on someone's blog
Itz really crazy, how could people do this to fellow humans?
We're not to take laws into our hands
Jokes Etc / Re: Women’s Right by Oracle(m): 11:51pm On Nov 02, 2007
I guess that woman has tried endlessly to reach one hour
Jokes Etc / Re: I Am Not Touching It! by Oracle(m): 10:50pm On Nov 02, 2007
That guy 1 is really crazy, so he used the guy 2
Music/Radio / Re: Lucky Dube Shot Dead In Johannesburg by Oracle(m): 10:23pm On Nov 02, 2007
This is really sad news
I've not been online for a very long time
I just got back today and heard the news, i almost cried.

Itz really sad
May his soul rest in peace. He truly was a messenger of truth

Politics / Re: Nigeria Is Safer Than The UK by Oracle(m): 9:55am On Oct 09, 2007
There is Crime everywhere in the world.
Politics / Re: Bill Gates' Application For Nigerian Visa Was Initially Denied by Oracle(m): 9:45am On Oct 09, 2007
For some reason, this news is funny.
Romance / Re: Urgent Attn by Oracle(m): 1:14pm On Sep 15, 2007
You can't have equal Love for two people.
He might Love the cinema girl more coz he just met her.

How can the American girl abandon him for that Long, without calling, writing or even caring.
He had every reason to go for someone who would readily make him feel cared for.

Two years is not two days besides no one knows the kind of Life she lived in the states.
Why did she forget him all the while and suddenly remember that he exists?

I think he should follow his heart, he has no reason to feel guilty if he abandons his first girlfriend

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