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Music/Radio / Re: Gongo Aso By 9ice by Oracle(m): 6:20am On Mar 21, 2008
The beat of that song is off the hook.
Itz outta this world, I can't help misbehaving whenever I hear that song.
Sports / Re: Ghana 2008 Final: Egypt Vs Cameroon by Oracle(m): 5:14pm On Feb 12, 2008
Egypt has the cup and I don't think there's anything anybody can do about that.

Music/Radio / Re: Da New Videos Of P-square by Oracle(m): 6:27pm On Jan 31, 2008
I've only seen the "Do me" video.
I hope itz worth watching
Romance / Re: Pls What Can I Do by Oracle(m): 6:18pm On Jan 31, 2008
Go ahead and marry him, thatz what you should do.

A man that you wanna share eternity with
The only person you can legally have sex with
The man you will very soon call your husband
The one that looked you in your eyes and said he loved you
The man that you just couldn't get outta your mind
The one you introduced to your family as your Fiance

That same man got another girl pregnant two months to your happiest day with him and you're asking what you should do.
Go and shake his hands, tell him "Weldone, do it again"
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Ghana: Can We Beat The Host Country? by Oracle(m): 6:10pm On Jan 31, 2008
I'm not certain of anything anymore.
Nigeria's performance has been dissapointing.
They're no more as big as they used to be.
We had to be at Ivory Coast mercy to pass the group stage
thatz not the super eagles i used to know.

I think they need God's help
Jokes Etc / Re: Riddles by Oracle(m): 6:08pm On Jan 31, 2008
That is so damn true
Music/Radio / Re: Jailer By Asa by Oracle(m): 6:08pm On Jan 31, 2008
That girl is a genius.
My song is No one knows
Nairaland / General / Re: Why do old posts come first? by Oracle(m): 6:07pm On Jan 31, 2008
So that someone can post a topic and ask why
Jokes Etc / Re: A Husband On UN Mission Writes To His Wife? by Oracle(m): 5:59pm On Jan 31, 2008
The woman is funny.
She wants to continue like that in the following month
Music/Radio / Re: Ring The Alarm. by Oracle(m): 8:35pm On Jan 26, 2008
She kinda acted crazy in that song
Jokes Etc / Re: Police Dog Palava! by Oracle(m): 8:00pm On Jan 26, 2008
lol.
Thatz crazy
Music/Radio / Re: Tuface Booed In The United States - Keke Says He Is On His Own: by Oracle(m): 7:58pm On Jan 26, 2008
This is not good for Mr Idibia
Celebrities / Re: Comedian, Abagana Is Dead by Oracle(m): 7:47pm On Jan 26, 2008
This is so sad
I saw his act in one of this comedy shows and he played a minor role in one nigerian movie.

May his soul rest in peace
Jokes Etc / Re: Abnormal Roosters by Oracle(m): 7:44pm On Jan 26, 2008
Damn, this is sooo funny
Music/Radio / Re: Best Radio DJ In Nigeria? by Oracle(m): 7:42pm On Jan 26, 2008
FX2 is just too good, he's doing a great job on Cosmo FM.
Jokes Etc / Re: Plsu Guys Should Answer by Oracle(m): 7:26pm On Jan 26, 2008
Wow, that was smart djcrooky. I think that is the best thing to do
Jokes Etc / Re: If I Can Catch You, I Can Have You. by Oracle(m): 2:54am On Jan 26, 2008
Holy Jesus.
Now that guy is in trouble.
Romance / Re: Kissable Lips by Oracle(m): 3:56pm On Jan 09, 2008
Damn,
Those lips won't just kiss you, they'll eat you
Romance / Re: Who Sits In Front: Your Girlfriend Or Bestfriend? by Oracle(m): 3:29pm On Jan 09, 2008
Anybody could be anywhere.
The girl will have all the chances to sit in the front seat
Romance / Re: This Boy Seems To Like Me. Does He? by Oracle(m): 11:16am On Dec 10, 2007
I don't like it when you make it seem like he's just the one who likes you and you don't like him too.
If you don't like him, you won't be bothered about him looking at you and noticing you and you may not even talk about it.

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Food / Re: Check This Out (guys Can U Do It) by Oracle(m): 11:15am On Dec 10, 2007
I think I'll do that when I get married
Forum Games / Re: Nick Names by Oracle(m): 11:12am On Dec 10, 2007
Hey, this thread is not for exchanging pleasantries.

Back to base
sampacosa
Jokes Etc / Re: Tech Support Call Joke by Oracle(m): 11:06am On Dec 10, 2007
The Customer knows he has messed up.

Funny
Romance / Re: Does Finance Matter In Any Relationship? by Oracle(m): 11:05am On Dec 10, 2007
I think it matters in all relationships
Even the Bible says "Money answereth all things"
Forum Games / Re: A-c-r-o-n-y-m Game by Oracle(m): 11:00am On Dec 10, 2007
LOSER
Lovely Oracle Sees Every Region


COMPUTER
Jokes Etc / Re: Where Bin Laden Is Hidding by Oracle(m): 10:54am On Dec 10, 2007
The pic says itz fake
Romance / Re: Should I Tell Her and How Would She Feel? by Oracle(m): 10:49am On Dec 10, 2007
Now let me ask you my own questions
1. How do you think a girl you wanna marry will take such news if you tell her?
2. Do you think if you're girlfriend allows you, and you eventually get married that the both of you will live happily
3. Do you think that your problems will be over if you give her a baby?
4. Do you think she's getting only one baby from you?
5. Has it occured to you that someday the baby will find out who its father is?
6. What makes you think she'll have a boy if the both of you copulate?
7. Has she told you what killed her husband?
8. How old is her daughter?
The Questions are too many, I can't ask all of them
Facts
1. If you tell your girlfriend, she'll not allow you and if she does then she doesn't love you.
2. No girl would want to share the man she loves with another woman.
3. Unless you are willing to marry the woman and become the step father of her daughter, do not have sex with her.
4. If you do it behind your girlfriend your conscience will never let you rest
5. That woman does not only want a baby, she wants her sexual needs attended to, she wants to be sexually satisfied in other words she wants a sexual partner.
6. You'll be nothing but her Sugar boy and she'll be your sugar mummy.
7. If you have sex with her now, she'll ask for it in the future when you're married to your girlfriend and if you don't give it to her then she'll blackmail you since she even has your girlfriend's number
8. If you do it now she'll take control of you and you'll be her toy

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Jokes Etc / Re: Aids Is Reallllllll by Oracle(m): 10:27am On Dec 10, 2007
lol
So the AIDS awareness got to the fowls.

Forum Games / Re: What Do You Have? I Have: by Oracle(m): 10:24am On Dec 10, 2007
I have to eat, I'm hungry
Romance / Re: The Real Meaning Of The Word Girl. by Oracle(m): 10:22am On Dec 10, 2007
Thatz a very creative attempt at defining the word but i think many girls go into relationships illegally
Romance / Re: I Decide To Stay Single Forever! by Oracle(m): 10:14am On Dec 10, 2007
If you wanna stay single, go ahead and stay single. Nobody will disturb you.
If your parents bother, just explain yourself to them and tell any girl thatz interested in you that you wanna be a confined Bachelor.

Look, i think you're old enough to know what is good for you, do what you think you like.
Jokes Etc / Re: Labour Pains by Oracle(m): 10:12am On Dec 10, 2007
Holy Jesus.
I hope the Husband does not get that coz that'll change the constitution of the family.

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