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Acronym ko, Nigerians will turn almost everything to acronym.

This is why it is advisable to search police officers first before they search your vehicle or house. Those people are hardened criminals in uniform.

They make it seem like formal education is everything in this world. After struggling to graduate he will still struggle to get a job, why not wake up and smell the coffee while the sun is still shining. Anyways I blame the people pushing him and giving him false hope as if all the successful people on earth are graduates.

Zonex1:
Jux y I kw Biafra is almost impossible..... Brother against brother

This Igbokwe is an hypocrite, he is low key wishing for the actualization of Biafra but putting on this show to please his boss and the Fulani terrorist at the top

Why should they not manhandle him, is he not a man? Should they now babyhandle him

abysirius:
1 day inside jail be like 1 month outside. Bad enough, e go dey even fear to eat now. Assin dem go do am bad. Fighting govt isn't easy..

Now he will be fighting to eat half cooked beans. He was hiding in UK and ordering hits here. If he really was courageous as he claimed to be he should have stayed in Nigeria. He has forgotten that a cat in gloves catches no mice.

peggywebbs:
Dude.... have you heard of photo capture? Yeah I meant that one. And I'm certainly not watching the video.

Oh, I thought you meant capture as in "to seize by force". And the video is just about a mother and her son telling the story of how the saw an Angel on the roof of the church.

eyitayoit:
Please if you know anyone who has received a damaging message from these loan apps such as sokoloan, 9ja cash should please send screenshot of the message to digitalrightsadvocacy@gmail.com. The group is collecting evidence to submit to the appropriate regulatory authorities and file a criminal complaint against them because their actions violates section 24 of Cybercrime Act of 2015.

Furthermore, such person flag the app as inappropriate on Google Play Store and write appropriate review on the app.
Tell someone you know that has been embrassed by these people.

I sent them an email and I received this reply

A stick in a bundle is unbreakable, whoever is planning against that rally will be put to shame.

thatsleepboy1:
You won't blame them, after reading their eyes out, they won't be given admission. Why read when you know that after school, you'll start suffering just like the others did. Gently score your 180 and study gutter science when you come out, you'll work with zenith or Ecobank.

Even to secure a job in any bank now, you must have connections like that of a transformer. It is only in Nigeria that a qualified a capable graduate will be jobless and government will be giving appointments to reality TV stars.

Poor preparation, or maybe they relied too much on past questions and Jamb shocked them by changing the questions

Jamb upgrade is scam!!! Do not be deceived, you will only be wasting your money. A word is enough for the wise

Brimstone77:
oduduwa republic another Somalia, Afghanistan and Yemen in the making!!!


Masquerade worshipers attacking Muslim faithfuls, Muslims attacking Christian's,Christian's attacking traditional worshipers..etc


Political leaders killing their political opponents, traditional leaders selling their subjects,the wealthy elites using the poor for rituals..


The funny part is that when they come online they will use any strategic means to convince us that they cohabit peacefully in there enclave region..


Yet the news coming out from there never tarry with what they want us to believe here..

Have you forgotten that your darling Biafra republic is in no way better? Just of recent, your daddy instructed all the youths to leave their homes and seek refuge in the bush like monkeys.

pyyxxaro:
Abeg help us find out how much they are paying, because some graduates are looking for job badly

If naa to de drive Uncle Shekau or de carry e children go skol at least


At all at all na winch



As our darling daddy nor gree create better job

You wan carry his children go school, the same school wey hin talk say na haram

This one is Chidinma pro max

Her body don calm down finally

peggywebbs:
Who watched the video? Did they capture the angels and the ghost?

You want to capture angel, you want to keep him as pet abi

siofra:
I sincerely wished she had used it.
Chidinma you will be vindicated.

Don't worry, all of you rooting for this murderer will be put to shame.

TheSourcerer:
True , I don't see humanity after a few million years .

Exactly the point

NwaAmaikpe:




It won't work.

This charm works faster when you eat faeces from a pit latrine or faeces gotten from an uncompleted building.

Have you done it before? How did you know?

No be dysentery go kill the one?

TheSourcerer:
The idea that the Earth would come to an end is a well known fact and how it will come to an am basically are two ways
1. Ourselves
Wars, Overpopulation, AI going crazy , Nuclear wars ,runaway green house effects,etc

2. Nature

Gamma bursts , babbon uprising (yes this is could happen) , super volcanoes.
Theses are statistically likely to happen sometime in the future especially the baboon uprising .


The Average reader here on Nairaland is 30, that means you have spent 0.000002 percent of the existence of the universe which is amazing really our existence is litterily a dot In
13. 8 billion years the Earth is , btw the dinosaurs survived more than humans have before the meteor hit ,we literally are a speck of dust amongst .




How the Earth will End

The Sun is a main sequence star , fussing hydrogen to helium , giving gravitional force pulling in and the fission pushing out, after a billion years or so , the sun becomes a Red Giant by this time the Earth is scorched
The sun is estimated to have helium to burn still for the next 3billion years then all the oceans becomes dried,as the sun later burns out and becomes a white drarf. And of course the Earth will be like venus now, a planet that really looks like a burnt Each.


How will The Galaxy end
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The milky way is where our solar system calls home , where we call home , but in 4 billion years time our closet sweet cousins the Andromeda Galaxy would come colliding with the Milky and form what has already the milkdromeda , a super galaxy of sort , this bang creating more stars and there fore planets . Hey the good news is at least in the next billion of years we won't be here we would be galaxies away maybe coming new planets or stars even , everything you should know is meaningless but hey make use of the consciousness, enjoy each breath you breathe , breath deep, relax . Those living in bliss (Theists) hope you have a lovely life .

You are talking of billions of years to come and you are saying "we". Who are the "we" that will still be alive in billions of years to come? That is BTW, all these are just theories, there's no reasonable evidence to support it.

Mrxawe:
I tell person say palmcredit na loan shark in disguise and dem dey message contacts too he dey argue. Palmcredit isn't in the class of branch and carbon. Although their interest and tenr dey okay but they message contacts too. They Don threaten me before. Had to pay them tho. This image below was gotten from that Twitter thread.

They even have the guts to threaten you for the loan another person refused to pay back. Wonders shall never end.

Ogbuefi2020:
the man of lawlessness is Anthiochus IV the king of Greek Selucid empire, Paul was ignorant

Hehe, some people and their theories. Paul was ignorant but you are well informed

Draslo:
Opapa Parada













Omo yii ma laya gan
Aya po gan Ayamatanga

Too much of Naira Marley's songs is not good for your health

But my dear country will be rehabilitating terrorists and negotiating with bandits and kidnappers. They even have one Sheik that negotiates with bandits on their behalf.

kingsceemark:
Which south are you talking about? No dey associate us the Igbos and yorubas together, you hear? Remember say the green soup people have Muslims in their domain

Shame on you, instead of you to be concerned about the unholy alliance being formed, you are here differentiating between Igbos and Yorubas. Are the Igbos not human beings too? Or the Yorubas are not human beings?