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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: The Jazz I Did That Did Not Allow People Win Big Has Expired” – Nairabet Owner by orbgoblin: 4:49pm On Mar 06, 2019
the weirdest thing is the alarming number of people that don't even realize it's sarcasm.
FemiHKE:
I hail my Naija people, you guys turn sarcasm to news undecided.

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Celebrities / Re: BMW 335i Abandoned In Lagos (photos) by orbgoblin: 4:33pm On Feb 05, 2019
BMW = BIG MAN WAHALA.
Health / Best Head Shaving Cream. by orbgoblin: 6:56pm On Jan 20, 2019
Can anyone recommend a good shaving cream for balding the head? I've been using head blades and straight razors for years but I want to try something different. please don't say magic razorless because I have tried it recently and it didn't do anything. So, I'm looking forward to any good suggestions from sly bald guys out there... thanks!!!
Politics / Re: Throwback Picture Of Air Force Crew Members Killed In Helicopter Crash. by orbgoblin: 9:23am On Jan 04, 2019
you can't parachute from a doomed helicopter. you've got the main rotor and tail blades to deal with. best thing a pilot can do is to attempt an auto rotation and hope for the best.
femijay8271:
Rip to them but is there no parachute anymore?
Celebrities / Re: Gbenga Akintunde Dies Of Malaria Fever (Photo) by orbgoblin: 9:11am On Jan 04, 2019
my God, that's sad. when did you find out it was typhoid and not malaria?
backnbeta:
He had malaria symptoms...doesn't mean he had malaria! I almost lost a son to typhoid fever last year because I assumed he had malaria. Please, not every headache and fever is malaria.

He was a good actor...a very good one! Gone too soon indeed.
Celebrities / Re: Gbenga Akintunde Dies Of Malaria Fever (Photo) by orbgoblin: 9:09am On Jan 04, 2019
I laugh when people say ordinary malaria.
JasonScoolari:
The day I recovered from a long battle with malaria which almost claimed my life, that was the day I decided never to joke with any symptoms of sickness and that was the day I was ruthless and declared war on mosquitoes.

So far so good, it has been a bloody war and with me taking the lead.


Rest in peace sir.
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Releases Pictures Of Weapons Seized From Army In Baga- Terror Monitor by orbgoblin: 8:42am On Dec 30, 2018
islamic fundamentalists are the worst kind of enemies to be facing on a battle field. they never give up. Soviets couldn't defeat them in afghanistan, the USA couldn't defeat them in the same afghanistan, Iraq, Somalia, Syria etc. you'd think with all the sophisticated technology in warfare these days they should be a thing of the past but they are one of the biggest problems the world has today.
opribo:
There is no doubt, there must be a military hierachy behind this boko menace otherwise where could they have gotten the audacity to attack a Nigerian military base how much more seizing weapons.

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Celebrities / Re: Yomi Casual Buys Lincoln Navigator (PHOTOS) by orbgoblin: 12:14am On Dec 26, 2018
so there are people that actually believe Lincoln stopped making navigators because some people in nigeira had driven them 20 years ago.

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Celebrities / Re: Simi Pose With Her Sister Ooni Of Ife Queen, Shares Adorable Photos Together by orbgoblin: 8:58am On Dec 25, 2018
click bait!!!
Onyi22:
I thought it was d simi I know....

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Politics / Re: How Badeh Was Killed - Residents Open Up, Decry Terrible Security Situation by orbgoblin: 10:33pm On Dec 20, 2018
kidnapping a high value target such as him would have brought too much unnecessary heat towards them than they can handle. even right now they'd need to stay on the low for a more extended period than they ever had after a botched operation.
bizzibodi:

Why wuld that avoid him,some1 that has billions stash a way is a very valuable kidnapper's material,those robbers will b mourning there heavy loss now.
Crime / Re: Pastor Justice Nonso Njigbo Murdered In Church In Anambra by orbgoblin: 2:47pm On Dec 20, 2018
this is just sad.

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Politics / Re: How Badeh Was Killed - Residents Open Up, Decry Terrible Security Situation by orbgoblin: 2:44pm On Dec 20, 2018
they would have avoided him if they knew.
FarahAideed:
I guess the robbers also didn't know who he was

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Computers / Re: Which Gaming Laptop Can 70-100k Buy In Nigeria by orbgoblin: 11:05am On Dec 17, 2018
NONE!!!
Religion / Re: Is It OK To Take Your Partner’s Name/Picture To The Clergies? by orbgoblin: 11:24am On Dec 16, 2018
it begins with clergy and ends up with a shaman.
Politics / Re: Arrest Dr Paul Enenche And See Nigeria Burst Into Flames, Man Warns El-rufai by orbgoblin: 4:14pm On Dec 15, 2018
cheesy cheesy cheesy
beeblack:
Oga wetin concern Nigeria, make u face and fight El rufai if he arrest ur man, no be say u go turn naija into flame because of Midget.

Wen David kill Goliath, he no burn the whole City. Why u go turn naija to flame because of 3 and half feet person.
Politics / Re: Presidential Debate: Peter Obi's China References Got People Talking by orbgoblin: 11:52am On Dec 15, 2018
you know your shite!!! good review.
einsteine:
People keep saying China executed corrupt politicians. How many corrupt politicians have actually been executed in China? The Chinese Communist party executes mostly political opponents. There are lots of corrupt politicians who despite being corrupt have never even been prosecuted because they are close to members of the politburo. If China is such an incorrupt country, why are they the 77th most corrupt country in the world?

It seems Nigerians just have bloodlust. Kill corrupt people, kill corrupt people, as if that solves anything. Derico was executed in Onitsha and burned. Did that stop armed robbery?
Politics / Re: Peter Obi's Quotes That Set The Cyberspace On Fire by orbgoblin: 10:04am On Dec 15, 2018
good one mate, you said the truth.
mrvitalis:
With the way Nigerians are praising nothing osibanjo and obi it means we are not ready for development

Obi and osibanjo never said what he would do differently...
..he left to deeply explain why we are in this poo
...he failed to really identify the real problem instead told Nigerians what they want to hear

See if you like bring the biggest Harvard professor... As long as our revenue is less than 20% of our GDP there is absolutely nothing we can significant we cab achieve


Nigerians needs to be taxed , the rich needs to be tax,

Every air passenger needs to pee a tax of 5000 per flight for the maintenance of our air ports ...plus airport charges this would give us enough to maintain our airports

We have over 11 million cars... Every car owner should pay a tax average 100,000 per year... This would take care of our roads


We need to tax the rich who attend private universities and school abroad before they go for service.... This money would be solely for the maintenance of private schools


Every business in nigeria who dose transactions without invoice should be fined 1 million naira , with invoice we can calculate taxes... And every business that has not been registered should be forced to close


All I'm saying is we need to take taxing very very serious...

It would bring revenues and also make the population more and more interested in government
Politics / Re: "Leadership From Sudan", "Herdsmen From Mali"- Shehu Sani Slams APC by orbgoblin: 9:31pm On Dec 14, 2018
spot on!!! funny that was exactly what he meant.
ada9ja:
I read people's comment and am so scared of our people but i said before and I will say it today again and again 70% of nairaland users or members lack common sense, read the tweet well , his tweet is about the rumours and issues surrounding us and is becoming global, the day we stop spreading false news, Nigeria will be better place especially the youths
Travel / Re: 27 Years Ago, Woman Contacted Isolated Tribe That Killed American Preacher(Pics) by orbgoblin: 7:26pm On Dec 12, 2018
you're so right.
urahara:


Even after everybody knows that contacting that tribe will lead to their extinction due to diseases they are not immune to.
Crime / Re: Girls Be Careful, Guys Are Going All Extents To Make Money= Pictures Attached by orbgoblin: 10:15am On Dec 11, 2018
hyperscripted sef.
Jalaw:
Scripted for attention...
Phones / Re: Why Most Samsung Edge Phones Always Have Cracked Screen Or Line On The Screen? by orbgoblin: 10:11am On Dec 11, 2018
gorilla glass protects against scratches to a certain degree and has nothing to do with preventing cracks. for now, it mostly POLED screens that protect against cracks but they scratch very easily.

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Technology Market / Re: Iphone 6s Icloud Looked.. Pls Where Can I Unlock In Abuja And Price Pls by orbgoblin: 9:06pm On Dec 09, 2018
watch this video but don't hold your breath


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9ns02AZ2vU

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Technology Market / Re: Iphone 6s Icloud Looked.. Pls Where Can I Unlock In Abuja And Price Pls by orbgoblin: 8:06pm On Dec 09, 2018
when people buy icloud locked phones, they buy it for the parts and not with an intention of using the phone. it's the reason why such phones are super cheap because it is dead weight.
Crime / Re: How Can I Regain Possession Of My Stolen Phone by orbgoblin: 10:35am On Dec 05, 2018
you can still login to the link given and see if there's any information you can pull from it.
cliffypatt:


It's an Android phone. I don't think I had the find my phone thing turned on before it got wrested from me.
Crime / Re: How Can I Regain Possession Of My Stolen Phone by orbgoblin: 9:23am On Dec 05, 2018
if it's an android phone and you had find my phone turned on before the theft, just visit:
https://android.com/find
sign in with your Google account and select the missing phone among devices. the rest is self explanatory. u can find the device on a map provided the device is turned on and connected to the Internet.

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Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Identifies Himself With an American Cult Pilot in S.A,Fans Reacts(pics) by orbgoblin: 6:22pm On Nov 30, 2018
cheesy cheesy cheesy
OKorowanta:


Millennial achievement.. Clap for yasef.

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