the weirdest thing is the alarming number of people that don't even realize it's sarcasm.

FemiHKE:
I hail my Naija people, you guys turn sarcasm to news .

BMW = BIG MAN WAHALA.

Can anyone recommend a good shaving cream for balding the head? I've been using head blades and straight razors for years but I want to try something different. please don't say magic razorless because I have tried it recently and it didn't do anything. So, I'm looking forward to any good suggestions from sly bald guys out there... thanks!!!

you can't parachute from a doomed helicopter. you've got the main rotor and tail blades to deal with. best thing a pilot can do is to attempt an auto rotation and hope for the best.

femijay8271:
Rip to them but is there no parachute anymore?

my God, that's sad. when did you find out it was typhoid and not malaria?

backnbeta:
He had malaria symptoms...doesn't mean he had malaria! I almost lost a son to typhoid fever last year because I assumed he had malaria. Please, not every headache and fever is malaria.

He was a good actor...a very good one! Gone too soon indeed.

I laugh when people say ordinary malaria.

JasonScoolari:
The day I recovered from a long battle with malaria which almost claimed my life, that was the day I decided never to joke with any symptoms of sickness and that was the day I was ruthless and declared war on mosquitoes.

So far so good, it has been a bloody war and with me taking the lead.


Rest in peace sir.

islamic fundamentalists are the worst kind of enemies to be facing on a battle field. they never give up. Soviets couldn't defeat them in afghanistan, the USA couldn't defeat them in the same afghanistan, Iraq, Somalia, Syria etc. you'd think with all the sophisticated technology in warfare these days they should be a thing of the past but they are one of the biggest problems the world has today.

opribo:
There is no doubt, there must be a military hierachy behind this boko menace otherwise where could they have gotten the audacity to attack a Nigerian military base how much more seizing weapons.

so there are people that actually believe Lincoln stopped making navigators because some people in nigeira had driven them 20 years ago.

click bait!!!

Onyi22:
I thought it was d simi I know....

kidnapping a high value target such as him would have brought too much unnecessary heat towards them than they can handle. even right now they'd need to stay on the low for a more extended period than they ever had after a botched operation.

bizzibodi:

Why wuld that avoid him,some1 that has billions stash a way is a very valuable kidnapper's material,those robbers will b mourning there heavy loss now.

this is just sad.

they would have avoided him if they knew.

FarahAideed:
I guess the robbers also didn't know who he was

NONE!!!

it begins with clergy and ends up with a shaman.

beeblack:
Oga wetin concern Nigeria, make u face and fight El rufai if he arrest ur man, no be say u go turn naija into flame because of Midget.

Wen David kill Goliath, he no burn the whole City. Why u go turn naija to flame because of 3 and half feet person.

you know your shite!!! good review.

einsteine:
People keep saying China executed corrupt politicians. How many corrupt politicians have actually been executed in China? The Chinese Communist party executes mostly political opponents. There are lots of corrupt politicians who despite being corrupt have never even been prosecuted because they are close to members of the politburo. If China is such an incorrupt country, why are they the 77th most corrupt country in the world?

It seems Nigerians just have bloodlust. Kill corrupt people, kill corrupt people, as if that solves anything. Derico was executed in Onitsha and burned. Did that stop armed robbery?

good one mate, you said the truth.

mrvitalis:
With the way Nigerians are praising nothing osibanjo and obi it means we are not ready for development

Obi and osibanjo never said what he would do differently...
..he left to deeply explain why we are in this poo
...he failed to really identify the real problem instead told Nigerians what they want to hear

See if you like bring the biggest Harvard professor... As long as our revenue is less than 20% of our GDP there is absolutely nothing we can significant we cab achieve


Nigerians needs to be taxed , the rich needs to be tax,

Every air passenger needs to pee a tax of 5000 per flight for the maintenance of our air ports ...plus airport charges this would give us enough to maintain our airports

We have over 11 million cars... Every car owner should pay a tax average 100,000 per year... This would take care of our roads


We need to tax the rich who attend private universities and school abroad before they go for service.... This money would be solely for the maintenance of private schools


Every business in nigeria who dose transactions without invoice should be fined 1 million naira , with invoice we can calculate taxes... And every business that has not been registered should be forced to close


All I'm saying is we need to take taxing very very serious...

It would bring revenues and also make the population more and more interested in government

spot on!!! funny that was exactly what he meant.

ada9ja:
I read people's comment and am so scared of our people but i said before and I will say it today again and again 70% of nairaland users or members lack common sense, read the tweet well , his tweet is about the rumours and issues surrounding us and is becoming global, the day we stop spreading false news, Nigeria will be better place especially the youths

you're so right.

urahara:


Even after everybody knows that contacting that tribe will lead to their extinction due to diseases they are not immune to.

hyperscripted sef.

Jalaw:
Scripted for attention...

gorilla glass protects against scratches to a certain degree and has nothing to do with preventing cracks. for now, it mostly POLED screens that protect against cracks but they scratch very easily.

watch this video but don't hold your breath


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9ns02AZ2vU

when people buy icloud locked phones, they buy it for the parts and not with an intention of using the phone. it's the reason why such phones are super cheap because it is dead weight.

you can still login to the link given and see if there's any information you can pull from it.

cliffypatt:


It's an Android phone. I don't think I had the find my phone thing turned on before it got wrested from me.

if it's an android phone and you had find my phone turned on before the theft, just visit:
https://android.com/find
sign in with your Google account and select the missing phone among devices. the rest is self explanatory. u can find the device on a map provided the device is turned on and connected to the Internet.

OKorowanta:


Millennial achievement.. Clap for yasef.