smh

OTP for online purchase of over a $100 dollars. that's the kind of security I want. good one from gtbank.

cluewebhost:


Lol somebody said go to Europe and America nobody knows what is Benz [b][/b]

lol that part too got me laughing.

I weak when I see chrysler along side Porsche

Hotfreezer:


Comparing Hyundai with Benz!
Ha, laye mi!

If I talk to you now, you would drive that your useless Hyundai to Third Mainland and jump inside water.

you sir, have saved me from typing a ton!!!

INDUSTRIALFAN:
pls stop it.. what do you mean by placing a Benz with a Hyundai? Pls they re in two different classes of their own and the C300 you used is still to me one if the under powered ones... If I'm to use a Benz that'd satisfy me in all ramifications, I'd start with a 350 of any of the classes.

The other cars you mentioned are in a class of their own entirely while a Benz is in its own lane with the likes of Audi, BMW, VW depending in the classes. Don't also forget that Mercedes has a class for every class of car out there be it Rolls Royce, Ferrari or what have you in the embodiment of Maybach to be in par with Rolls or easily compared, Mercedes GTS to easily be compared with Ferraris, and other super cars, and A, B, C, E and a few other classes to be on par with other cars in almost same league with them. There is a lot about Mercedes that you do not know but let's stop here...

I know you'd want to lash back for saying Maybach can be compared to a Rolls Royce but I'll tell you this, a rolls is just too much hype and self glorification... Tear both the Rolls-Royce and the Maybach down piece by piece and you'll see how alike they are..

OK bye...

pick up and inspection $300? please explain

when is the next one coming?

invent is another misused word seen on nairaland on a daily basis.

Gerrard59:
How do you know that there are billionaires? Which publication did a research on them to ascertain their wealth? What popular products or services do the companies offer?

Lots of folks misusing the term "billionaire".

you just said it jare. and they flew to a high altitude and didn't loose consciousness. the water might be a problem with airconditioning and not leakage.

BlaqCoffee109:
Why are some people liars like this now? Any leakage spot in a plane...is that not supposed to cause loss of cabin pressure? Anyways in 9j anything can happen sef...some folks were seen waving a plane on takeoff sef.

there are frats and there are gangs. most of what we see in higher institutions and on the streets are gangs and not frats.

30% worldwide? that's exaggerated.

cheers mate, you have spoken what was needed to be spoken.

Donald3d:
Una don come with una usual rant again
Seun is a very very smart guy, but you guys fail to see it .

1. Less fancy design == faster site loads

2.Nigerians don't have the fast internet like those countries and sites you keep comparing with, you might have fast internet and a fancy expensive phone.But whether you believe it or not, there are still some Nigerians who use Symbian and other 2G phones .

3.Understanding your market is key to shaping a product and he has done that perfectly well, that's why you are even here, if you don't love something you won't care enough to complain about it(just like you are doing now). So you love Nairaland, it was good enough to pull you in, that's why you are here .

4.Why do you think most sites and apps are building lite versions ?. Because of Africa !!. Nairaland is "lite" already.

5.Whats the point of a fancy design, when most of your users have to spend 30 seconds loading a page, should I remind you how frustrating Nigerian networks are ?.When my internet is misbehaving and I am not sure if my data is exhausted or its just network issue, I load Nairaland, when other sites don't load, it loads

6.As a developer, when I am optimizing the speed of a site I build for clients guess what I use as a template for comparison ?. Nairaland !!!

7.In conclusion, sometimes its not how fancy it looks that matter(Go and see how ugly looking banking softwares are, especially Zenith Bank). When building a product, study your environment, assess your end users and build what works for MOST of them.

Peace

click bait!!!

phcn charges 21.3 naira for one kilowatt per hour. you need to know the wattage of an appliance to be able to calculate costs. so let's use a simple example of our popular 100 watts yellow bulb. if you have 5 of those bulbs running for 10 hours a day,it means you have 500 watts running for 10hours that will be 500watts multiplied by 10 hours then divide the answer you get by 1000. 500 * 10 = 5000. divide answer by 1000 you get 5kwh now multiply that 5kwh by the 21.3 naira I mentioned earlier and that's 106.5 naira to run 500 watts bulb for 10 hours. In case the explanation isn't clear, the formula is
Watt X hours divided by 1000 then multiply your answer by 21.3 naira. to find wattage of your appliances eg your TV just look for the sticker behind the TV or any appliance and you'll see the wattage printed on it.

the hustle is real!!!

adioolayi:
How will developed Nations of the world with massive population achieve food security without GMO foods Until Nigeria embraces GMO, we can't achieve food security.

well said!!! if GMO was embraced in Africa, we wouldn't have so many people fleeing to Europe on inflatable rafts and there wouldn't be so many boko haram recruits.

is the download speed fast or is it one of those throttled data plans?

bitter truth.

OneCorner:
Black man and hatred against his fellow black man.
We blame d police only forgetting dat a fellow black man can do worse.
The black mind hasn’t developed at all

this is maddening. imagine the number of cases like these that go unreported daily.

it's not about calabar and akwa ibom people. it's about everyone. these kind of things happen everywhere but most go unreported. we tend to hear from the regions that report their crimes more and tag them as evil. no where in Nigeria is a safe haven.

OneCorner:
Dz Calabar/Akwa Ibom people are mean.
D stories from dat part are always outlandish

gorilla glass only protects your screen from scratches. you were lucky this time.

u can track if you've enabled find my iphone in settings. so all you need to do is login to your icloud account on a computer then click on the find my iphone option.

it's called fetus in fetu and has been in existence ever since. though rare, it isn't something new to humans and animals.

freezycharly:
the world maybe drawing to an end

you must not have used airtel. they put the "IEF" in "THIEF". I'll advice you switch to 2g whenever you're on the move or not using your phone. u could have background apps draining your data. I use mtn on my iphone and it lasts the entire month with extra to spare. but airtel on my blackberry which only lasts about 4 days no matter how hard I try to limit their thievery.

it's called impulse interference. check ur decoder cabling to be sure it's screwed in properly. normally there isn't much you can do about it. but checking your cable is usually helpful.

Holla for new S8+ for 260k. samsungs are awesome but the fear of breaking the screen is what bothers me the most.

olamilekan9:
Just what i wanted to hear...definately i’m going for the note 8 i think a new one is just around 250k-280k..thank you guys...smiles

the images are not saved with the correct extension. go to where the images are saved then rename each image and add. .jpeg to the end of the name. make sure each name ends with .jpeg. e.g abdulmalik052.jpeg

Thanks a lot, your answer is as clear as glass.

fluentinfor:


Your question is very difficult to answer. One farmer get 3 tons on 15 plots (1 hectare), and another gets over 100 tons. Same applies to a plot.

Anyway, I have a procedure for 3 to 6 tons on a plot over a period of 6 to 10 months. It is a program for farmers who want sell directly to customers and not those targetting a particular time to sell. And the targetted price is N300 to N700 per kg. Marketing is very important.

We combine it with capsicum which is produced in a nethouse, and just a small open field section for habanero and chill too.

Open field: tomato, habanero and chilli
Nethouse: capsicum
We use about 3 plots of land (max).

I hope I have answered your question.

I get what you mean and it really does hurt when people cut corners, but I'd just like to have an idea of how much one can make from a plot of land used for tomato farming. look through your posts to see if I can get an answer from them.

fluentinfor:


I have written so much about it. Tomato is hot cake, not even only during this seadon if you know you make a deep research. However, many people do it wrongly. When you wirk with me, I provide about minimum of three sales options. Honestly, people cut corners these days. And many are reading to cut corners. I know because of feedbacks I get. And it crushes my heart.

how much tomato in naira can you get from say a plot of land. 60x120 feet? and oh nice write up by fluentinfor. was hoping someone would discourage the use of carbide for ripening.

good moves man, the reasons these sort of incidents occur in Nigeria is because we fail to report and just go with the flow. glad you're taking a step to expose them.