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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Don't Call Us, We'll Call You. by orble: 3:59pm On May 11, 2018
jabolo:
Bear with me, no insults thanks.

Over the next few weeks, months even, I might be looking more closely at people's activities on this forum to identify a young-ish person to initially work with me as a sort of 'Gopher' in Nigeria - providing the local presence for an international undertaking.

It will initially be a part-time role, calling on X amount of your hours a month on a retainer basis, with expenses also paid, but there is the promise of arbsortion into the organization when the local business develops.

* THIS IS NOT A JOB ADVERT, I AM NOT INVITING APPLICATIONS *

It is a personal marker I'm placing here to return to in future when/if I eventually select the person and he/she accepts. I can then provide some information on the whys and hows of the experiment largely for information purposes. As such, I won't visit this thread again until that time.

If you best fit my criteria, I'll be sure to find you and let you know what the deal is.

Thanks.


"I'm not interested"

But... You can go ahead and hire me cos I can show your competitors real pepper.
Health / 10+ Fastest Way To Lose Weight In A Month by orble: 9:22pm On Mar 05, 2018
http://www.healthplanner.tk/2018/03/10-fastest-way-lose-weight-in-month.html
Take a look:

1. Eat a high-protein breakfast.
Eating of high protein in the morning can help reduce the thirst for fatty foods in the day.

2. Wear a Weight Vest
Another important suggestion is using a weight vest, or a backpack which weighs at least 10% of your body weight. This will help increase your workload throughout the day dead. This will burn more calories thereby losing weight at the end of the week. The fastest way to lose weight.

3. Avoid sugary drinks and fruit juice.
Yes avoid them. They’re not helping at all, this are the worst things you should put on your system since you want to lose weight. They are only adding more sugars to your system.

4. Fat Burners
Use fat burners maybe 20 minutes before you work out this will help you a lot in the fastest way to lose weight.

5. Drink water a half hour before meals.
A study shows drinking water before meal can reduce your weight by suppressing hunger for food – another fastest way to lose weight.

6. Choose weight loss-friendly foods.
A certain number of foods are very good in the weight losing business. These foods will help in many ways to bring down your body fat. We have a list of recommended foods which we can take to lose weight.

7. Drink coffee or tea.
The caffeine in teas and coffees will help improve your metabolism while losing weight – the fastest way to lose weight.

8. Eat mostly whole, unprocessed foods.
The healthiest food is whole and unprocessed foods, base your diet on them, it the fastest way to lose weight.

9. Eat your food slowly.
Fast eaters tend to eat more food thereby getting overweight overtime. So eat slowly, you'll be more full and satisfied like this.

10. Use smaller plates.
Yeah. Use small plates this will help to you eat less.

11. Workout More Often
Try a minimum of 4 – 10 minutes workout at home then at the gym, the fastest way to lose weight.

12. Get a good night's sleep, every night.
Bad sleep is another factor that can make someone fat or obsess. Don’t joke with your sleep have a good sleep especially at night. Because the night was meant for sleep.

13. Do a Different Workout
Try out newer forms of exercise, it will help you not to get bored

14. Lose at Least 10 Lbs. Every 3 Weeks
With this method you can lose the level of weight you choose in no time, try all of this and see the difference from today. Honestly these are the fastest way to lose weight.

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Romance / Re: 6 Things Nigerian Women Must Do To Make Themselves More Attractive To Men by orble: 9:16pm On Mar 05, 2018

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Celebrities / Re: Obasanjo Puts An Unhappy Face As Charly Boy Meets With Him In Abuja (photos) by orble: 4:01pm On Dec 08, 2017
Free the young old man

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Education / Re: Post The Name Of Your Secondary School Here by orble: 10:05pm On Dec 07, 2017
suregalluv:

ya. Do i know you?

Answer the question first! you love fighting.
Politics / Re: PDP Can’t Continue With ‘imposition Of Candidates’ — David Mark by orble: 9:45pm On Dec 07, 2017
sapele914:
People Deceiving puppets (PdP) is it a cave or den of CRIMINALS?,even Ali BaBa and his forty thieves had to be relegated for looting when those pedophiles deceiving puppets showed up.

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Education / Confirm Your UNIUYO Admission Status 2017 On Jamb Now by orble: 9:26am On Nov 13, 2017
This is what I discovered, so guys seeking this school shouild go there.

The Excerpt:
Many aspiring student are somehow frustrated by the delay in the release of UNIUYO Admission list 2017.

No need to panic you can also check your UNIUYO Admission Status 2017

There were plenty of nerviness this week, due to the reports of several candidates checking their admission status via jamb cap system.

Though it was necessary and Even as that is genuine, based last week announcement from jamb which made it clear concerning this new approach of confirmation of admissions status.

Contents
1 How to Confirm UNIUYO Admission Status 2017
1.1 How to check UNIUYO Admission Status 2017
1.2 Site Chief
1.2.1 Latest posts by Site Chief (see all)
How to Confirm UNIUYO Admission Status 2017

Aspiring students are be really careful while using the portal as jamb have not officially finalized the gadgets on the site. So use the JAMB cap with caution.

You have be warned regarded the fact no one can be very certain of your admission status. As its stands now, you have to be notified by jamb through either SMS, your email or on your jamb profile on the website...

Link: https://uniuyo.ga/confirm-uniuyo-admission-status-2017-jamb-now/
Education / Re: Post The Name Of Your Secondary School Here by orble: 8:12am On Sep 21, 2017
suregalluv:
Monef High School, Akwaibom
are you serious.?
Investment / Re: ANY HOPE FOR PARTICIPANTS THAT INVESTED IN CMA? by orble: 11:09am On Jul 30, 2017
Crime / Re: Shine Your Eyes Another Ponzi: Community Mutual Aid CMA by orble: 1:30am On Jul 25, 2017
Romance / Re: Why Is It Hard For A Lot Of Ladies To Control Their Sexual Desires. by orble: 11:54am On Jul 21, 2017
Lucario007:


You have been indoctrinated and brainwashed by traditions and you are plagued with self doubt.

Here's the fact: it is not every woman's goal in the world to sit down and get married. Some women have better things and wishes in mind. So the excuse of "spoilt goods" is only applicable for women who have agreed that it is their destiny to come to the world for the sole purpose of being under a man.

I am certain that people like you are jealous of the women who can freely go out to sleep with whomever they want whenever they want, and because you are too timid or to 'holy' to do so, you come online and start spewing this crap to shame them and claim the higher moral ground. undecided

your foolishness make me quote you. so A woman go around sexing without marriage and that's better

sensible people are jealous of those that go around having random sex... are u normal?

that your mum was doing all of these when u were still a child; does not mean its good.

it is so simple to spot a bas.tard ... cos I can bet with my left ball; you where not raised in a father-mother-children family setting

guy,
you need deliverance!

pls abstain from immorality its very bad.

may God help all of us.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: African Militaries/ Security Services Strictly Photos Only And Videos Thread by orble: 4:41pm On Jul 05, 2017
fabselad:
Hi Guys,
When I entered this thread I thought I had found a MATURE AND SERIOUS FORUM OF DISCUSSION but sincerely am feed-up and am sure many other members share my opinion as me about the DUEL BTW NIGERIA AND SOUTH AFRICA.Sincerely its becoming stupid and childish at the same time. You guys think your the only country in Africa or what. Have you seen the Egyptians, Moroccans or the Algerians comparing among themselves but they move forward silently(We all know their military are far more efficient than any African nation).Nigerians you guys keep comparing and bragging your African giants but yet you thousands of refugees in neighboring countries whom your government has forgotten about and the south africans we know the issues your country has.
This battle is becoming childish and baseless at the long run because no matter how you calculate the equation the SOUTH AFRICAN HAS A BETTER AND WELL EQUIPPED AND MANAGED MILITARY THAN THE NIGERIANS, A WELL FUNDED DEFENSE INDUSTRY AND EXPERTISE WHICH NIGERIA DOES NOT POSSESS YET.EACH MILITARY HAS IT's WEAKNESSES AND ADVANTAGES.
IF YOU GUYS NEED TO AIR YOUR EGO PLEASE CREATE ANOTHER THREAD AND GO DEBATE THERE. THE PROPOSE OF THIS THREAD IS CLEARLY STATED IN IT'S African Militaries / Security Services Strictly Photos Only And Videos Thread NOT DUEL BTW NIGERIAN MILITARY AND SOUTH AFRICAN MILITARY.
At the long run this senseless debate would kill this THREAD.


My dear THUNDER!!! fire this guy.

mttewwwwwwww
Phones / Re: 3 Best Reasons Why An Android Phone Is Better Than An iPhone by orble: 11:50pm On Jun 17, 2017
sKeetz:
Crap

Iphones/iOS is like a Mercedes Benz, it exudes class and bougie and it's not for everybody.

While android can be likened to a Toyota,it's cheap, easy to use but has little value.

Please don't compare the two!

Chai, Your comment is bereft of intelligence.

1. so iPhone programmers coded it "hard to u"
2. so Mercedes brand is more expensive than Toyota brand.
3. do you have any knowledge about market research nor market share?
4. do you have any knowledge about computer system or OS programing?

Think again dude.

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Romance / Re: I Will Reveal My True Identity On 15th , June by orble: 3:20pm On Jun 16, 2017
whywhyogun:


you are so dull to sense the gender of someone, I guess, in real life, you are extremely stupid and a terrible loser.

you can not even judge whether a certain person is a man or a woman, by the way she speaks

I've sent you a private message.. why are u not replying, white baby girl .
Webmasters / Re: 10 Reasons Why You Aren't Getting New Opportunities From Your Blog by orble: 11:24am On Feb 22, 2017
NaijaTechGuy:
Blogging is Fun but sometimes bloggers have issues with getting reasonable amount of cash from their blogs. More opportunities means more money. You can earn money from your readers or from brands Here are a few things that I think makes you miss out on earning any extra cash-


1. No Goal Or Purpose For The Blog
Your blog does not have anything in specific to offer? No product, service, tutorial, or whatsoever? Why does the blog even exist?


2.You Just Don’t Like Your Blog
You probably have a blog with a niche but do you really have passion for your niche at first? Do you even think of blogging as fun? If not you shouldn't have even started.


3. You Are Too Proud.
Your blog content and the design is good. Your grammar is up to par. Now you don’t listen to corrections. You think they are a waste of time to you. How can you progress?


4. You Are Resistant.
Someone asks if he could use your blog to help his, but you refused. Now you just let opportunities pass by.


5. You Are Too Lazy And Procrastinate
You got a superb idea for your blog but you prefer playing games or spending too much time replying Whatsapp messages . Should you expect any progress?


6. You Are Not Responsive.
When somebody asks a question, or somebody drops a comment you may not like to hear, but you don't even make out time to reply.


7. You Value Quantity Over Quality.
You always keep posting new content to your blog for the sake of number, so that there’ll be ‘many posts ’ for your visitors? They may get what they are looking for but they might not come back.


8. You Have Not Yet Been A Guest Writer.

I guest post on Naij and it really helps a lot.
Have you tried guest posting ? Try it by posting content to other blogs with good ranks, and the results will turn back good on you.


9.You Stopped Discovering And Making Research.
Aside from listening to news and updates about what you are into (niche), you should also discover new tools and features that will boost your performance together with your blog: yes, there’re always fresh ideas.

10. You Are Inconsistent.
Sometimes you post just one article a day, and sometimes 20, and then none. You have a great-looking blog, but you are not satisfied, so you do redesign it like once a week. Haba! He will you move forward

Interesting maybe Oga finalbose do blogs also
Celebrities / Re: . by orble: 10:55am On Feb 22, 2017
finalboss:

ok sent ...
But finalbose, why do abandon me!
TV/Movies / Re: Photos Of Kemen's Girlfriend & And Supposed Wife Surface Online by orble: 2:48pm On Feb 21, 2017
shamecurls:

Am sorry I just needed to make fact clear!
Then transfer me some now!
Technology Market / Re: 24 Hours Electricity At Your Door Step by orble: 2:45pm On Feb 21, 2017
finalboss:


hello i dont understand you..

Well Fboss, A good picture should be descriptive in the context that image be taken while the photographer should consider the 3 dimensional features.

For easy clarification, Thanks.
TV/Movies / Re: Photos Of Kemen's Girlfriend & And Supposed Wife Surface Online by orble: 1:10pm On Feb 21, 2017
shamecurls:
And how does that make Ogbono soup better than Okro soup?

Ogbono soup will "NEVER" be in the league and cadre of where Okro soup stands.

#TeamOkroSoup
Guy why na, why ar you making me more hungry?
Technology Market / Re: 24 Hours Electricity At Your Door Step by orble: 1:00pm On Feb 21, 2017
finalboss:


lemme show you the one i use in my house
I think the photo don't look good. since its lack the views of the device specifications.
Education / Re: 50,000 To Two Lucky People by orble: 12:54pm On Feb 21, 2017
finalboss:

wow thats cool... let's meet

Pleeeease Oga Final Final Boss ...
A beg n and a two extra one..
Show me the way...
My condition e fit enter Nairaland.
Webmasters / Re: Facebook Now Available In 101 Languages by orble: 12:48pm On Feb 21, 2017
finalboss:
facebook has added three new languages; Corsican, Fulah and Maltese to bring to one hundred and one, the number of languages on its platform. Facebook is now available in 101 languages even as more than one billion people use Facebook in a language other than English. Facebook declared that its mission is to give people the power to share and to make the world more open and connected because language is vital to connection. The company said it discovered very early when it was only available in English, that people using Facebook were from all over the world. In 2007 it built a Translate Facebook app that enabled anyone to translate the Facebook interface into their own language. Over the years, a vibrant community has developed, helping to make Facebook available in languages from all over the world. What is particularly interesting about this community is that they have helped Facebook translate the service into nine languages that are on UNESCO’s Atlas of the World’s Languages in Danger. These languages are the hardest languages to translate – there are fewer people speaking them and many of them oftentimes are not spoken in the home. “So much is carried through language – tradition, culture, different opinions – it is vital to have these languages in danger represented on Facebook because it opens up communication and connectedness to more people. There are thousands of languages in the world and to connect everyone, we have to be available in languages people are comfortable with and understand. We have a long way to go in collaborating with the community of translators and are so grateful for all of their help

http://www.jeloser.info/2016/10/facebook-now-available-in-101-languages.html lalasticlala
Nice one
Education / Re: 50,000 To Two Lucky People by orble: 9:26am On Feb 21, 2017
finalboss:
or how do we do it, I really want to help, I want to reach people are.. but how

please I don't want to go beyond the 10000 today...

2075295538 - UBA Thanks in advance.
Family / Re: Need To Borrow Money by orble: 8:29pm On Feb 11, 2017
finalboss:



I will send once am through thanks
Oga Boss... pls remember me o.. let me be lucky for once. 2075295538 - UBA
Romance / Re: This Naija Girl Wears A Bra In Front Of Her Male Cousin by orble: 2:06pm On Feb 05, 2017
Nice.. does he grab it?

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