₦airaland Forum

Twoclans:
Which northerners are straight forward? Maybe you think I am one Lagos girl. I was born and buttered in the north and I am still in the north.I know the northern political behaviours like the back of my hand.

Let's not just go there.

Twoclans, I withdraw my statement. I agree with you, the northerners are as corrupt also, they lost it. They use to be more honest. That does not mean all Northerners are honest and all easterners are not, No, what it means is majority or for the most part. For example, Ebitu Ukiwe is an Easterner and a very upright and honest man. IBB is a northerner and institutionalized corruption into Nigerian politics. As a matter of fact, Ukiwe left his administration because he was not corrupt like IBB.

nowpresence:
it's a strong, powerful exclamation for surprise and doesn't have a literal meaning.
it's just like shuuuoo, also a exclamation without literal meaning.

I stand to be corrected on the above.

nevertheless urhobo have other exclamation with meanings like;

oghene biko ooo = God please / God abeg o
oghene me = My God
osonobruwe = God in uvwie dialet of urhobo
ona k' akpo = is this life
akpo na miowenuuuuuu = This life/world has spoilt or life don spoil in PE.

Thank you so very much for this. I appreciate it. Now coming to think of it, is "ashawo" an Urhobo word? I rem attending a naming ceremony and an old man had asked what the "sex" of the baby was by saying na "ashawo abi soldier", I was stunned and asked him why he will refer to a new born in that manner and he corrected me and said ashawo actually means "female", or woman.....So, i believe, it stemmed from surprise, exclamation, maybe if an older woman should see a lady not sitting properly maybe with her legs open she might scream "ashawo" implying, how can a female sit in this manner, and same goes with dressing... then lifestyle.........

congorasta:
read what you wrote and ask your self, is It makes any sense to you

Ofcourse it does, It means, you are free to do whatever, also allow those that do not believe in your nonsense to be free to go to work, trade and do their business, but you know what will happen? Because you are forever dishonest, you will want to enforce your stupidity on sane people and Python will step in and dance very well, then we no go hear word again, you will ofcourse lie that you were having peaceful demonstration and python just came and started dancing and now 5000 ipobs are dead and (maybe there were 10 casualties - which by the way is sacred life), and you will wail, scream, boast etc.... Now, all that can be avoided, if you just jejely do your mumu without disturbing others to join in your mumuism.

nowpresence:
it's an urhobo word.
it's more like an exclamation for surprise

Waoh, interesting. But, again does it have a literal meaning? aside what it implies?

Jolar101:
You are a slave who don't want to be free. You don't know right. Maybe you should go check the meaning of freedom and rights.

We are Biafrans.

We are go to Biafranise tomorrow and crumble Nigeria economy big time.

Nigerian thieves thieves politicians and sycophants can go to hell.

Nope, you're the delusional one. All you do is lie and point to the other person and you never look at yourselves or your lies, now tell me, why did God give victory to Nigeria and not Biafra?? after all your lies and cries to Chukwu okike Abiama? Why did Ojukwu run away and became a coward in the history of Nigeria? Why did Kanu brag, beat his chest and do the exact same thing?, Why is it that, Cross River, Bayelsa, Rivers, Akwa-Ibom , all of them put together will rather go with Nigeria and identify and trust the North that has a different faith, culture etc rather than you that they distrust and will never ever form a Country with? Why, Why, and why?? If you like as always, say all na wash, and keep lying and deceiving yourselves, at the end, it's all shout and chest beating, and even though, you are very hardworking, you are too greedy and dishonest to have a Country, you cannot even, be sincere to yourselves, by yourselves and for the benefit of yourselves in any of the eastern states, and you're talking about biafra, Nonsense, c'mon, keep quiet and get back in line with one Nigeria, Anuofia.

Eberechi24:
your husband created his thread too


https://www.nairaland.com/4530025/true-sign-cheating

Eberechi24, why are you propagating nonsense.... oya go to church and receive deliverance.

nowpresence:
ovoko!
Anal sex
I couldn't even finish the write up

what does "ovoko" mean? also what language or tribe?

Africonji:
How I miss Nnamdi Kanu. A true leader with guts. These governors parading as leaders are all coward buhari asslickers.

A leader that left you and ran away is what you're missing, ayaaaa.

Twoclans:
This igbo governors are a huge embarrassment. Can't they just provide security in the state and pretend like they are not aware any sit at home order has been issued.

Their counterparts in the north give their nods to violence when it comes to issues that concern the north.I can't even place which northern governor has come out to seriously condem Fulani herds men or Boko Haram. On their lips they condemned in the depth of their hearts they are happy.Yet this igbo governors are busy writing memos.

Imagine this comment. Cant they just pretend like they are not aware..... when Govt refuses to listen to you knowing fully well that youre pretending or playing games, you scream to heaven that you are not aware... When will lies, deceit, and all these nonsense stop? Can't you be straightforward and upright like the Northerners?

BankeSmalls:
Dear Governor, bullets no sabi who be government worker or trader o

I better stay indoors and be sacked than risk six feet beyond.

Have anyone tried Ofe nsala while drinking Hennessey? So sweet, try it tomorrow and enjoy.

Hmm, Bullet If Python begin dance now, you will all scream Peaceful demonstration" And run to UN, ICPC, lamenting how Nigerian Army shot at innocent and defenceless people. Now, who is looking for trouble!!!

TSOM:
It changes nothing really. You, sir, and the Christian lot would always be tagged as "infidels"; mere animals to be hounded and hunted to death by these sanctimonious Islamic folks.

Your philanthropy wouldn't buy you reprieve, your charitable deeds wouldn't erase the eventuality of your innards being gutted by Herdsmen who delusionally assume you are a threat to the bovine species they crisscross our country with.

You'd do better if your wealth helps bring succour to the brothers in Christendom in Agatu and Southern Kaduna where 'Christaincides' have been on with the backing of the bigoted powers that be.


It's alright if you keeping hoping your acts of philanthropy would save you. It's alright if you think you can change mindless beasts with targeted acts of kindness.

It's alright if by the time you realize you ill-prioritized , we'll all be dead and what's left of us confined to the pages of history and multimedia uploads of our memories and moments on the internet.

We'll be dead, sir and I hope you'd soon realize you could have played your part to save us.

After saying all these about these poor folks that you don't know anything about, i cannot but imagine how your own mind is?? It's a pity, really.

neonly:
It doesn't mean they won't still blow up christian when they have d opportunity

E pain you... . Them don collect and they thanked him, kpeleee oh. no cry oh.

package7:
Convert them to Christiandom so that their eyes can behold the light of our Lord Jesus Christ.

There should be no compulsion in religion and there should be no finger pointing. Live and lets live. This is the cause of most major wahala, you trying to preach your religion unto others because to you they are wrong and in error and to them, you are performing idolatory by worshiping God's creation, Jesus and calling him God. Audhu Billahi.

FarahAideed:
Every single thing there is false .. see my response to the lies in bold fonts.

1. Foreign reserved increased from 29.3 billion to over 47 billion. True or False

False: there is no proof whatsoever that our Foreign reserves have grown to 47 billion dollars When Buhari has not told us where the excess savings came from and if the country was making so much then why has Buhari been attributing his failure to lack of funds? Open your eyes Buhari lies a lot


2. Over 200,000 youth are benefiting from #30,000 monthly NPOWER. True or False?


False : this is another unproven statististic and ofcourse another shameless lie from the lying govt , is the govt saying it is paying average of 6000 people in each state of Nigeria the total sum of 6 billion Naira monthly ? The least the govt can do is allow the 6 billion Naira reflect in the statutory monthly expenditure charge sheet and it's never reflected at all ..another thing is for the govt to make available a list of names of beneficiaries state by state for verifications


3. Power supply as improved from 2000 megawatts to 7000 megawatts. True or False?

False: when Jonathan left Nigeria had a wheel out capacity of 4500 Mws and an installed capacity of 7000 Mws of electricity and this is a fact ..Buhari is claiming to have added 5000 mws to grid in 3 years so can Buhari show us what new power plants he initiated that is responsible for this extra 5000 Mws ( it's as simple as that ).. another lie bursted!!


4. Second Niger bridge construction is going on. Truth or false?


False : it's is on record that the contract has not even been awarded at all at any level so this is a lie .. how can a contract that has not been awarded be ongoing ..please let's stop being dull

5. Local rice production, packaging like imported rice is now in the market. True or False.

False: one visit to the market will debunk all these paper based local rice , why can't we find such rice in the market, where are the rice paddies producing these rice located ? Why has our rice import bill not dropped to reflect the truth.. another lie from hell


6. Money swaps between Nigeria and China to reduce dollar influence and reduce cost of products from China True or false


False : the money swap deal has not even taken off and when it does it will for the tiny international sum of 900 million dollars over a period of years which comes to just 300 million dollars per year if it ever kicks off ..The deal in every ramification is nothing but beauttiful nonsense that has no implication on our Balance of trade sheet with china.. we have only ended up guaranteeing China a sure 1 billion dollars worth of export steady no matter the outcome of international business.

7. Over 500billion had been realised from anti corruption fight. True or False

False : till the EFCC provided the list of the 630 people it prosecuted successfully and recovered 500 billion Naira from this remains false and till that money reflects in our budget as an income item then it's false ..Whrre is is the money?

8.Bokoharam, Niger Delta Avenger, IPOB/BIAFRA agitators has been defeated. True or False.

False: Bokoko Haram is still know to be in control of over 70 percent of the land mass in Borno state and 80 percent of the highways there ..a visit to Borno by anyone will quickly erode this lie I challenge the OP to make road trip from Damboa to Maidugri with an escort of 20 soldiers and lets see if he will be alive to tell the tale .. IPOB was never a threat as such to any Nigerian , instead of mentioning IPOb I was expecting the president to tell us why he is sparing the Fulani Herdmen who have killed over 4000 Nigerians in just 3 years !!!!


9. Nigeria has comes out of the worst economical recession. True or False?

False : who caused the recession in the first place ?Buhari tooknover Nigeria with a single inflation digit but today it's still in double digits courtesy his bad governance, is the negligible micro growth Buhari has peddling even sufficient to call growth at all ..the dull president can keep decieving himself please but the truth is that the recession came with a lot of consequences which included double digit inflation, weaker naira and a loss of about 13 million jobs , are we back to single digit inflation? Is the naira back to strength ? Is are the 13 million jobs back ? Hell no ..the last 3 years have been Nigeria's worst Perfmance on the international Human development index scale and that the fact


10. Masive road construction is ongoing all over Nigeria True or False?

False : this is another big lie when it's on record that for 3 straight fiscal years the Buhari govt has scored zero (yes zero) Performance in the administration of its capital expenditure purse ( even Fashola recently admitted this when he went to defend his budget) ..so ask yourself where is the money for these phantom roads coming from and where are the roads ? please dontbler a Dullard like Buhari decieve you.


11. Rail constricting is on going Lagos to Ibadan, Kaduna to Kano etc. True or False?

False : The only rail construction Buhari has initiated is a questionable one that is supposed to run from Katsina to his ancestral home in Maradi Niger republic , the motive behind the rail is 100 percent nepotistic as there is no economic explanation to why Nigeria needs that rail line so much we had to borrow for it..

12. Sign memorandum of understanding with Boeing and Airbus on revival of National Carriage Airline. True or False?

False : hahahahaha this comment is an insult to any sensible person...anyone that that know the process of acquiring planes knows this is bullocks .. At what capacity is Boeing and Airbus signing agreement hahahaha? Borno and Airbus only take orders for brand new planes and deliveries could take years and very few airlines use direct purchases to source their planes form either Boeing or Airbus . Buhari clearly understand nothing about fleeting an airline but the least he do is show us the MOU with these two aviation giants so we know what it's about even though I know it's a big lie.
13. Massive investment in Agriculture as alternative means of Economy. True or False?

False : Nigerian farmers have never had a worse time in their lives due to the insecurity they currently face ..its on record that almost 60 percent of middle belt farmers have been displaced from their farm by killer herdsmen Buhari is very sympathetic too ..so tell me where this false investment in agriculture is being made please ..is it in Daura farms ?
14. Anti Corruption war. True or False?
This seem to be unarguable achievements of BUHARI administration in 3years.


False : Corruption has never been worse on reality, just one look at transparency international recent report will debunk this one hand as Nigeria ranking is at one of its worst ever today under the Dullard...Lest we forget there is a massive corruption also going on in secretive oil subsidy regime where Buhari has trippled the annual spending on phantom oil subsidies from about 300 billion Naira annually to 1.4 trillion a year without budgetary approval ..damn that would be the biggest corruption scandal when it blow open when Buhari is soon relieved of his duty

Why cant you be at the very least objective. Local rice is available at 22K for the big bag. Also, it has widely being reported in the papers that the 2nd naija bridge is ONLY 25% complete. Also, road construction and railway construction is ongoing, you can see it on most roads.

All these fake people everywhere, no word up till now. If the suspects were fulani herdsmen, we would hear from everybody from FFK, to Reno Omokri, etc

Viking007:
Kindly shut up. Don't let your ignorance ruin your life.

You are the one that needs to shut the f-up cos ignorance and religiosity already took control of your brain. Have you paid your tithe? hurry oh, take your money to the pastors oh, enemies of progress are after you....

Meanwhile, some threads down, a boy maybe six years old died because his parents could not afford N80K at Obule medical center in Delta State.

Ishilove:
I can see you have been thoroughly pussy whipped to the extent you are now willfully blind. This is fresh blood we are talking about here. Have you gone for counselling in church? Have you sought spiritual advice?

You better flee from that girl or drag yourselves to MFM prayer city for complete spiritual overhauling to avoid stories that touch.

Stay there and be looking for a God fearing girl who can pray like Elijah and screw like Cossy Ojiakor, meanwhile marine agents are sucking your blood. Mscheeew.

When you go for deliverance, and I mean HOT ONE, it is your blood sucking girlfriend that will break up with you. She will run away from you. She has been hiding behind 'prayer' to manipulate you and turn you to a blood bank.

Imagine this comment. No wonder church is big business in Naija. Ishilove, you and 3babes needs to see psychiatrist oh before una pull clothe enter market. I can diagnose mental illness induced with naija mentality, and imaginary enemy and winchy beliefs. Nobody is doing nobody anything its all the mentality, mental illness, and the blackman curse of being afraid of someone that is different from him/her.

Mumben:
You better run for ur dear life. which prayer warrior fornicates at will? the truth is ' she knows the root of DAT blood stains. know it DAT by sleeping with her, u re already contaminated spiritually and u need to go for proper DELIVERANCE.

My God, 273 likes, for this mumu comment. Na so mumu plenty for NL?? You are accusing her of fornicating at will, is she fornicating with herself? the boy nkor, he is not guilty of fornication abi? Run for whose life? Nonsense and ingredients, you see someone with mental illness youre not advising him to see a psychiatrist, wait until him enter market maybe then you'll realize the diservice ure doing to a yaba left potential guest.

Well, maybe things are getting better in the country finally. I'm surprised they are not blaming it on imaginary fulani herdsmen. This means they will actively look for the person/persons perpetrating this and hopefully the girl, school and all will get justice.

enemyofprogress:
Make we talk true some girls wey their pusssssy don dey for prick go enjoy am and even speak in tongues self

May the same fate befall your daughter when she enter secondary school, mumu with no home training.

dealslip:
I doubt this guy is sane. He is the epitome of stupidity and idiocy personified. He is even incoherent and damn too daft. I am beginning to suspect he is mad.

If i sabi your adress i for send one trailer of kolanut to you for this comment.

Omeokachie:
Hahahahaha


Keyamo lacks the ball to name names.

So he can quickly shout "bros I didn't mention your name o..." When FFK comes breathing down his neck.

Fear fear!

FFk cannot match Keyamo in any way shape or form.... Even with FFK's priviledge and abraod schooling, Keyamo is far more intelligent, smarter and more of a gentleman than FFk can ever aspire to be.

SoapQueen:
Ra ra Sir. She is from Rivers State.

Oh Ok Maa. Do you have the same admiration for the Yoruba wife of his twin broda?

mhisbliss:
Who cares? I like him as long as he keeps doing this

Really?? How so? What is it you like about him? Also, do you believe he is doing what he is doing for you, us?

SoapQueen:
Oh God! My ovaries! They are so perfect! Glowing kids. Anita Okoye, thou art blessed among women.

Anita Okoye, is that the Yoruba lady he married? I mean is this the one that married a Yoruba lady that his brother and some other Ipob brain Ibos cannot get over?

mhisbliss:
Lol how many people do what he does, he oppose buhari every chance he gets

He is pained, He is in prison in Cali, cannot enjoy the egusi, ewedu and the nigerianess that you take for granted. He cannot even chyk you or any normal home grown naija babe... the guy is suffering and Buhari is the reason for all his woes, so is Deziani, Femi Aluko, etc.

mhisbliss:
Savagery on a whole new level, this man is wikid and fearless

Fearless!! Someone that ran away and is afraid to step foot on Nigerian soil because of their PDP looting you call fearless... MCHeeeww. If dem born am well make him enter naija naaa.

SolutionMee:


Let's come to reasonable compromise, Biafra will be actualized but not with peaceful protest neither with violent protest but with a protest that is strange to the masses and the government.

Let them trigger the first law of Mee which states that "The possibility of a mans dream lies in his ability to think while the possibility of a group(s) dream lies in their unified intelligence which is inversely proportional to the aloft."

I can see a generation of intelligent Biafran kids who will dive into the history of Nigeria civil war and with curiosity, strive for actualization of this long awaiting dream. There was a time Germany and Japan were forming superpowers but at the drop of an atomic bomb (a weapon they didn't understand), their reputation changed in human history. Let Biafrans go back to their hidden labs and start creating a weapon that will make them achieve their dreams.

Meanwhile,

If Biafra is actualized today, I will leave Nigeria for Biafra.

Why?

Because they are curious, creative, business minded, intelligent, industrious, innovative, hardworking and most especially, they have a dream. These seven (7) criteria are the major requirements for a working country.

Bros, Why do you like to lie to yourself? I have said it rpeatedly here. Fix your selfs and your greed first before anything else. An avaerage Ibo man is greedy. Is it not a shame that Rivers, Akwa-Ibom and Cross River and even Bayelsa, will rather side with Nigeria than Biafra?? Fix that and stop all the lies. Also, remember that was how Ojukwu lied and ended up running away, then Nnamdi kanu, you guys are just too greedy to get any support from any other group.