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Oyindidi:
That was what you meant, see person?

hmm, if you say that was what i meant, then pls prove to me how "sex" will show i am not a kid for your mind oh, since na you dey help me reason wetin dey for my mind

Oyindidi:
Keep crying, you are a kid. So the only way to prove you're mature is through sex, I was not wrong. Omomo

Hmmm so your understanding of "I for show you say i nobi kid" is sex? Wallahi i was not even thinking about sex. you see yaself!!! . serious question - Oyindidi, how old are you? Just tell me the ballpark where you fall into.

Oyindidi:
You a kid jare, I see you as a kid.

If nobi say, your mouth and attitude disqualify you from babe wey i fit ask for her ##, i for show you say i no bi kid.

Oyindidi:
Cry me an ocean kid you insulted me first. You said I have poverty mentality. See how you are spitting all over your body. I don't care what transpired between the boyfriend and girlfriend that's why I didn't say a word about it. But little cry baby jumped on my post like a rabid døg. Grow some thick skin if you can't pass your message without insult... Oya go wash plate for mama

Oyindidi i am no kid ok. Also, i am not laughing with you. Seriously, you displayed serious "omo gutter" attitude by referencing "mama" in a mutual disagreement and you are a LADY. No matter how pained, its btw I and you, why bring mama into the mix? My summation holds. Yes, i got on your post and said poverty mentality cos, again, you are a LADY, how could you have blamed a girl that was physically slapped because of ordinary egg, habaaaa.

ChiefAzubuike:
I was in that court live. It was so heart breaking seeing the poor boy just break down like that. I even felt like crying for him. I pity am sha but I can't blame him. The country is so hard anyone would do anything for money. After judgement was passed, we whisked him away to a different location to remand him in our custody. I really wish he could be given a second chance at life. He doesn't deserve this treatment at all.

I wish the victim was your blood sister. This should happen to your sister or daughter in future. So we all can ask you if he deserve the treatment or not?

Oyindidi:
Na your mama you just dey insult like this. Aboki, watin you sabi? If you like eat 30 eggs as a rich fool

Why are you bringing up "Mama" in a mutual disagreement? Probably, your own mama did not raise you right, or taught or showed you a bad example to insult or point to peoples mama when you disagree with someone. Well, i was not raised that way, thank God for my Mother. Shame on you and how you were raised. It also shows were all this is coming from, a boy slaps his girlfriend (physical assault on a lady) because of 4 eggs and you blame the girl. Once again, shame on you!

SirMichael1:
Ogbeni shut up.

As an adult, you don't eat more than an egg in a day. Although sometimes I eat two but that's the farthest I can go. Your body processes excesses out and moreover, you're just overworking your vital organs.

Later you start fighting cholesterol and start developing high BP. 4 egg isn't enjoyment, you're killing yourself. let me tell you, egg is protein, animal protein with just a slight difference in structure to beans and other plant proteins. Egg is so rich in protein and fat that you just need only one egg to provide you with the exact amount of nutrient in calories you need in just a day.

It's just like saying if you're over 40, eating 4 pieces of red meat is okay if you don't eat it everyday. Dude, we're talking about the health here.

...and you're bitching about her being a guest, if your homie pays a visit, will you allow him to fry 4 eggs? She's a guest and a guest must learn to be moderate. You'll buy 2 crates of eggs for you and her and within a week it's finished 'cause she'll be frying 8 eggs for you both every morning. Craze. How will you sit and be eating four eggs? Do you even have sense? Poverty mentality kee you there. Better go and check your cholesterol level via your urine before you die of BP.

What differentiates you from an aboki is knowledge. They don't know the bad effect of these things they're taking and sadly, you don't too.

SirMichael1 - The definition of a fool is "He who knows not and knows not that he knows not".. Bro, you are a fool by definition sir.

What part of this do you not understand "Firstly, depends on the size, 4 eggs is not too much if you do not eat eggs everyday" I wrote "Firstly" to even draw attention to it, but guess what, a fool will always act out the foolishness in them. The rest of your write up is trash if you had read and comprehended the emboldened. Also, the "guest" part, in all Nigerian cultures, you treat a guest with respect. A guest will be forgiven for an error because they are "guests", also, there are ways of communicating and effecting change rather than the brutal, physical abusive and crude way this your fellow mumu acted. Get enlightened, get the knowledge you are assuming "abokis" don't have and most importantly, stop making a big deal out of "food" that is eaten. It is poverty mentality. Food should be freely shared, given and eaten with joy and happiness and not all the nonsense the writer and you are bringing up.

Oyindidi:
Na you fall your own hands, 4 eggs no too much for an adult? E be like you dey eat 10 eggs. She never add other food for the breadfast o. Abegi, na your hand I cut no be only fall

Oyindidi - Na poverty mentality dey worry you. Firstly, depends on the size, 4 eggs is not too much if you do not eat eggs everyday. If your intent is to have a rich breakfast and have a snack (banana + water) for lunch you can have 4 eggs fried with other veggies + 2 slices of yam. The mumu boy now reduced the eggs of a girlfriend guest oh, imagine, then slapped her...... and you are calling the girl "glutton". Hmmm you better stop dating wretched fellows that counts meat in a soup pot or gauging the rolls leftover from toilet roll after each toilet visit. This is where your mentality is coming from. FYI, in Kano or KD, ordinary shoe shiner will easily take his babe to "mai shai" tea seller and buy her 4 eggs fried with suya sandwiched in bread.

Oyindidi:
Glutton

Oyindidi you fall my hand big time. Ordinary egg wey person go chop, mess troway? Your mentality worri...

correctbae:
There is a trending gist going round now, it is about a guy who Slapped his girlfriend for trying to fry 4 eggs for herself.

According to the post, she woke up to fry 4 eggs but he reduced, she got angry and poured it into the sink, he then Slapped her, she got vexed and left the house. He said it is extravagance and a stupid act, that it is the reason most ladies are single.

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When you are poor, you are poor, now add stupidity to the poor and you get a poor, wretched and stupid individual. This must be an Ibo boy. Food that is consumed is not waste. As long as she is going to eat it, what is your problem? Some people are buying cars for their girlfriend or taking them for expensive vacations or to expensive restaurant, you are complaining and physically assaulting your girlfriend on top ordinary egg.... egg wey person go chop pass gas and shit troway na im this one wan invite EFCC on top. Bros please stay single. You are too wretched to have a girlfriend.

Chizuru01:
East is the safest place to live. Although Buhari is not happy with this. We don't give a damn what the terrorist want

Why are your people not there then?

sarrki:
I respect you more Fayose

You stand for what you believe in

Hold your respect until he does what he say, we all know he is more mouth than action.

Sometimes you just imagine what is going on in People's mind. You are chatting with someone on NL or FB or neighbour with someone and they may be ritualists planning murder.

ozoebuka1:


It's no surprise because one president promised to give them a 5% treatment.

Yes oh, blame PMB.... Do not blame GEJ that you all voted for or Stella Oduah Minister for Aviation that embezzled all the money or your Senators and house of rep members that did not bring it up in 2017 or 2018 budget. Keep blaming Buhari, as a matter of fact, include a message that Buhari and his fulani people sent cows to run on the runway every night and the hoof of the cows spoilt the asphalt on the runway.

Amumaigwe:
You are talking off point. However, I got my last passport from FESTAC office and it was hell. I had to pay bribes to get people to do their jobs. The rot in the public sector is universal. We are talking about the private sector. It is driven by just competition as obtained in developed countries, no sentiment.

How am i talking off point. You said ibos play by the rules and its all by merit. Owiyaaa. Yes, your festac experience i mentioned in my comment. Read it again i said it is worse in Iboland. You know what, enuf of the self praise, let me see Ibo States, controlled and run by Ibos, receiving federal govt allocation, fair well or turned into Dubai or Paris, then you can say North is dragging you backwards, but, the same eastern Nigeria, you have all forms of atrocities, thieves, drug dealers, kidnappers, baby factories, fake drug dealers etc. Why is that? All the federal roads are the ones upgraded by Buhari's PTF till date.

Nbote:
Only him wants to be d Judge, Jury and Executioner... It is obvious d President still thinks and operates like dis is a Military rule... If U finish signing d executive order, com and pass it...

That is why corrupt people are still walking upandown.

softwerk:
Next pic......pin it on your clit

Softwerk, na so you get mouth!!!, why the thing come de vex you naaa, so somebody cannot show off in peace again?

Fadiga24:
25 unknown parties

Lazy youth. READ... some of the parties were listed.

nowpresence:
yes. State own schools in delta state(depending on the region) and private schools depending on the owner.

Hmm, how so? I mean where are they getting the grammar, sentences, meanings etc from? Is there a body reviewing and ensuring what is been taught is CORRECT? Also, where are they getting the text, the textbooks etc from. Unless the State govt is actually invested in this, also is it the same case with "Itsekiri"?

NCANTaskForce:
Buhari will kill his career

So una wan carry this mumuism enter 2019....

nowpresence:
I hope she can achieve similar feat in urhobo language

Is Urhobo taught in schools like Ibo?

sankky:
So we are being ruled by convicts and exconvicts !
imagine tomorrow's newspaper headlines saying:
"You are an exconvict ! Says Okorocha to his deputy"
"I was jailed twice because of you!" Replies His Deputy Governor ?

My broda, nobi small thing oh.

My comment is to those commenting. How come you see news article, no name, no location, no data whatsoever and you believe it and are commenting... I don't believe this inconclusive typical naija sounding story

Amumaigwe:
Pathetic and pitiable. Igbo land is the only place in Nigeria where things are not shared or allocated, they are gotten on merit through competition. Many of your people are in lagos, Abuja etc where there is government patronage based on ethnicity. What is driving you away from investing in SE is fear of competition. If you can afford it, come buy up lands in any location here, but make sure you come with loads of money; you will need it.

Not true, Igbos do not play by the rules its all about money. Now, try this simple experiment if you have time and money. The Nigerian passport is the same and issued by the Nigerian Customs and immigration. Now try to apply for a Nigerian passport in Enugu, Anambra, Ebonyi and Abia, Now, try to apply for same in Kano, Bauchi, Kwara, Ondo, Lagos and FCT. You will understand clearly how We Nigerians are the problem of Nigeria, but worse in Igboland because of their money money money mindset. Please you just try this experiment, no argument. Note, you dont have to have it made just inquire about the price.

Ikenna0b:
Oh and let me explain one more thing since you're playing ostrich

You Niggerians are getting killed repeatedly by the people you fought for more than by those you fought against. Them alone have claimed thousands of lives since the beginning of this year alone. If we add in the amount they've killed since the end of biafra, the death toll igbo lost wouldn't even match the death toll you lots have lost by their hands.
Despite being an extremely religious country where majority of the citizens are extremely obsessed with praying to God for aid and assistance. Nothing has happened to reduce your plight. Instead, you've gotten worse and still getting worse as I type this. If that's not God punishing una, I don't know what punishment is.

Sorry to break it to you. Your Niggeria is literally the definition of a cursed nation. God cursed you people and it's hilarious you lots still decieve yourselves that you're not.

hahahaha, i laugh in swahili, are you not part of it? Why are you inconsistent in your analysis? You claim Nigeria invaded Biafra right, so, anyone can wake up and declare his own country and we all should fold our hands and let them go? The way and manner you abuse fulani that has no education is the way and manner you behave. If a police officer should arrest and ibo man smuggling goods illegally into the country, you all will support him and say he is doing business. Innoson forged bank documents and you are supporting him, he has been missing court dates, again, and again. You are in war with Nigeria and you want Nigeria to be sending you food while you are sending Ogunegbe... imagine? Bottom line my broda, why do you think all other non-igbo states will rather go with the North than with you guys? because they do not trust you. Broda, that is shameful. Stop dancing round in circles, Yes, i agree, Ojukwu was pardoned but they now distrusted him, that was wrong, IPOB igbos are distrusted, rightly so. Igbos, and all Nigerians should be judged by merit. We all need each other. We are where we are today because of all your corruption and voting GEJ again and again. We all are in this together, be there laughing at me, you are laughing at yourself. This is our country. No any other country we can call our own, stop holding on to the ghost of Biafra.

This is nonsense. People will be causing themselves unnecessary headache. Why don't you obey them first? Worst case, i will stare at the name badge on his chest. If i am innocent there is no way Policeman can charge me with anything.I will not run from the police, for wetin naaa. I am ready to take it up with them. People should know their limit and capabilities. The first time it happened, why didnt you report it on SM maybe your FB page with the name of the officer and share

donstan18:
A boyfriend or girlfriend owe you no apology to fail such test.

Truth is; If we are to test our girlfriends and boyfriends, no relationship will last. None!

Fact is; Most partners(Boyfriend/Girlfriends) who are in the habit of testing each other are nothing but fools looking for a reason to opt out from that relationship. PERIOD!

If you test your girlfriend/boyfriend and he/she fails, you are responsible for it.

False. You are wrong Mr. Anyone in a relationship can decide to cheat, but denying your relationship is just wrong. Me i will not deny my babe, but i go try my luck shaaa.

Ekpanfly:
More like a come back gift lol

The girls current relationship is officially dead most especially if her new bf doesn't have a car....

Bros... i tell you.....but, if the girl is the way the guy described her, it will not affect it oh, cos, she obviously is not materialistic.

Ikenna0b:
Gowon's tribesmen are getting slaughtered left and right by the people he fought for while his president is doing nothing but trying to award them with free land. A huge slap in the face for the "elder statesmen, soldier and hero." Hilarious enough, God kept him alive long enough to witness it.
Buhari's two children from his first wife are both dead. Him and the wife out lived his children. Who knows what the outcome would be for the ones he has now? Who knows what God has planned for them.
The biafra they killed and forced to be in this shithole with the rest of una, despite zero aid from the shithole government and deliberately trying to undermine ty have recovered itself in less than 40 years while the shithole, well look where's it's at. Shit, a country at war yet not at war. Even Somalia is better.

We know who God cursed. We are all looking at it as it transpires

Chairman, Buhari lost his daughter, only 1 daughter to death. Death will come to even you typing now, weather you accept or not, what you are left with is your legacy. The people that died from this is Biroms, that is not Gowon's area, although they are Nigerians and all death is wrong, hence i will not comment about the number of those Ojukwu led to war shouting Chukwu Okike Abiama and lost and ran away, and Kanu followed in his footsteps. See here, we have issues in Nigeria, caused by Nigerians. Your tribesmen are causing lots of issues in Dubai and many other countries just like you have some others doing Nigeria proud. You can say zero aid all you want but remember, Gowons magnanimity helped to rebuild the nation that Ojukwu ran away and left us to re-build. Nigerians all over are more welcoming, in Lagos, Kano, Sokoto, all you have lots of ibos living at peace, but in Igboland you dont allow anyone not igbo to do same business, you insult everyone and boast and lie to high heavens. You are writing your legacy, Ojukwu wrote his, we know what it is, nnamdi Kanu wrote his, we know what it is, Buhari, OBJ, Gowon has all written theirs we all know what it is. Write yours while i write mine, but for the most part, Ojukwu and Nnamdi kanu are not Nigerian heros, period.

dadavivo:
The struggle must continue, buhari is going to hellfire for sure.

He can't waste blood and still go to heaven, God no dey do ojoro

Ojukwu died a coward and Gowon is a Nigerian ex head of State, elder statesman, soldier and hero, with so many federal roads and buildings named after him, Buhari is president commander in chief and nnamdi kanu is in hiding in Ghana.... Now tell me who God bless and who God punish? The truth shall set you free my broda.

This Rita girl should've done her reporting, Nigerians, humanity a favour by listing the pharmacist name and shop location. This way most people will boycott and bring this to limelight.

Whatever happened to the woman's brothers or in laws going to beat the living daylight out of him. Hmm, if someone should do this to my sister, chai, python go dance tire.