₦airaland Forum

uwa1:
FFK it haf do... U wan kill dis woman.. She is still yet to recover from your last tweet and now dis...

You just depicted yaself in that pic. You should be crying if you listen to FFK. ... Chai, blind leading blind.. they will both fall inside latrine.

Xander85:
See fools who on a normal day hate anything Igbo...now rejoicing b'cos some greedy biatch that can do anything for money has done a 'judas' on IPOB!

One would have thought these scum would be supportive of IPOB so they can see the back of the Igbos they hate and keep the bloody country for themselves!

LOL, you accuse anyone who doesnt agree with your lies and ideology. Keep lying to yourselves, your arse stays here. You are going nowhere until you learn to show respect and manners.

Almaiga:
This Girl is a hero, she deserves a National award for successfully infiltrate the camp of IPOB terrorist.

What is this one saying here? either you cannot comprehend english language or youre part of the people she cursed, choose one. Also, you dont even trust yourselves, anyone not a cownu assliker is a traitor, no wonder the group collapsed on its own.

y3mi:
@Organs and @els0nm0rali

Please guys drop that silly crap of feigning ignorance and wipe that false indignance off your faces. Like what the F...aren't you both living in this hell hole called Nigeria, because if you do, then why the f***ng hell will the both of you come on here and be forming moralists as if everybody don't know malpractices such as the one referred to as machinery where certain people specialize in the impersonation of who can afford to pay them for sitting on their behalf to write and pasd tests and exams, which is as common as plagiarism in the Nigeria broken educational system. People like the two of you just sickens me and CaptJeffry is right to call you hypocrites and that extends to all of you who have reprimanded the OP for indulging in something many of you have also done one way or the other in the past.

Before any of you pretenders bring forth again the ridiculous argument that the OP deserves what he went through all because he once guilty of an ATTEMPT to cheat while not attending the designated institution he signed up for, check yourself out first if you have never taken nor carried what is commonly known as EXPO in your bid to pass an exam or test or paid for special preference/center in the desperation to pass JAMB or WAEC after failing it several times or any other exams. Some people just come on here and be presenting their opinions as if Nigeria is a functioning country where her systems function as ideally as it is in the western world.

I'm tired of many of the commenters here sef, I'd so love to read what Nairaland's own resident gynaecologist have to say...MissRaine69 where are you ?

Y3mi, chairman, see here sorry to say, but you must be an Easterner, why? because i have seen traits like the one you just displayed here. I had a better understanding of all this during the Buhari presidential bid and him subsequently winning. See here, the fact that you do something or most people around you is doing it does not mean everyone is doing it. When Buhari said i have not touched a kobo under my care in all my roles, you and your likes will scream liar, when he challenged you to show proof, you showed none whatsoever, you know why? because you know in your heart that you or others around you will ofcourse steal and embezzle money under your care so you just cannot believe others will not do same. News for you, people do expo in school and all, i never did. The closest i got was an impromptu attendance test i was not prepared for and we planned to copy someone, but guess what, i just could not do it, i cannot pay someone to write an exam for me. Dont get me wrong i am not a moralist oh, and i sat somewhere and answered waec questions for a friend for free, i just could not bring myself to collect money. I sold hostel accomodation in school for the same price i bought it and folks called me mumu back then, i just could not collect extra money like all those Benin boys used to do, i.e come to school buy accomodation and look for highest bidder to sell it to just to make money, to each his own. Most importantly, in secondary and all thru univ, i do not allow my younger ones see i have a babe, cos i dont want them to copy my bad example. In some homes you can even take your babe home, not mine, who born you? so, my broda our values are different. Again i will not allow others see me doing something bad or wrong even if I do it. Make only me carry my sin alone and not involve anyone in immorality. Conclusively, my broda, there are so many like that, Ibos, Yorubas Hausas all tribes have folks with good moral values. Depends on upbringing.

rs172:
i never bought a phone for her, i had an apple product worth that amount, she told me she wanted taking it along to her friend's place that she will bring it back in the night, but b4 then i gave her something i really valued because she needed it as at that time tho i intend giving my sister, she was using code to let me know she wouldn't give me back. So bro i had to use my head. Today we are not dating again, if i had given her that day it would have bye bye.




but Organs i pray you'll never meet a girl like my ex

Ok, i get it now. Yes, some girls na wahala. Also, if a girl knows you specifically bought something for your sister and her eyes are on it until you give it to her, that kind girl worri naa. You can always tell a girl in true need which you cannot blame if you are more blessed from a girl that is greedy and selfish, for those ones, it is never enough, its always me,me,me,me for them. Pls lets hear about your ex naaa.

Tolexander:
The kidnappers wan collect their shares from the allowance and bonus received by Mikel.

I wish the police were able to kill them all.

My Broda there is nothing as disheartening as the victims escaped, now tell me why they will not do same to someone else.

Naija,Naija, so, this is how all of us will allow this FFK enter market naked before we carry him to yaba left. Dia ris God oh, Naija people, make una no allow this man enter market naked oh, else i hear so no more remedy after that oh. I don talk my own oh.

lostluggage:
Hmm Bros u never jam, and pray you shouldn't jam

rs172:
i pray organs, never meet the kind of my ex girlfriend, na so she for don carry phone of almost 500k go like that, thank GOD say i stubborn small...

My Bros, you guys are too much in a hurry. Why are you worried over material things you bought for a woman you really love and want to be married to? Trust me bros, as long as you are sincere and do right by her as much as possible, even if you buy phone of 500k for her and she leaves you for another guy, are you not happy that she showed her true colour and you're not married to someone that is not really into you maybe? Wetin be phone of 500K if you can afford to buy it for your gal in a relationship oh (I am not talking of the kinda girl that will say phone first then, i go give you my number, that one na hungry gal naa, run away from that one abeg)

gypsey:
It says New york, were did you read chicago here?

Bros, read and comprehend., i meant if it were Chicago police....

Bro, stop blaming and chastising women. This is majorly your fault. Firstly, we heard your own piece, not the numerous ladies you dated. I have a friend who saw his ex sending "text" of normal greeting to her ex, he was livid, he sent her packing, she begged and begged that there was nothing between them and that she just informed him she is now in the US as they separated on an OK note. He refused, now maybe you will accuse her of cheating and this was just a friendly hi-hi ohh. That my friend regretted it to this day. Also, another one i heard of sacked his girlfriend and accused her of cheating because she had a common disease that can be contacted from using public bathrooms. You are paying someone money to get you a degree, how can you accuse someone of cheating when you are dealing in illegality yourself? Also, there is a reason why girls cheat on you. i have dated naija ladies also and majority are loyal, only very few will cheat. If truly, you take care of your woman and respect her, (by her own standards oh) not yours as most mumu men think, so you are taking her to Dubai for Christmas and claim to be taking good care of her by spending money and buying her designer bags and shoes and all she begged and wanted was for you to follow her to her small, poor village with no electricity and spend christmas with her and her grandma who is the only person left and matters to her in the whole world. A lady that complains of men always cheating on her, found out that she is always and forever looking for and dating very very handsome, half-caste looking guys that babes are always throwing themselves at. Now she is not very very pretty, or endowed or rich, but just an average babe, but she will never date an average guy but she will do anything, everything to be with a knockout handsome tall guy, then complain of heartbreaks when the guy was just managing her anyways... so maybe same thing with you. The bottom line is this bro, Me i no fine sef, just ordinary bobo, but i have dated Naija babes as well, i am not rich just comfortable, Alhamdulilah, i can guarantee you majority of the naija babes i dated, you or anyone with all their money, handsomeness, etc, couldn't have been able to snatch her from me, why, cos, i try to be sincere, fair, and just and most importantly live life with the fear of God, I am muslim. So, for example, a lady that i tell, mba-mba, i cannot pay money for a degree and i advice her not to do it that it is wrong, tell me why will that lady want to leave me? As a matter of fact, a lady (African American) that i dated, a brilliant lawyer, beautiful, stunning, etc, has two houses and drives brand new cars wanted to be married to me that is just a student working odd jobs, by force by fire and even gave me ultimatum of Dec 31st to propose else, relationship is over. It was over my dear since yes, i think am well-well but me, na naija muslim babe i wan marry. Now, about two years later wey we meet again, (she say she dey find either a naija or muslim cos of me) wey i ask am why she wan marry me bad bad, she said combination of so many things, i asked her for examples and she said dem plenty but told me two that i remembered, she said she showed me porn of a horse and a woman and that i told her not to ever look at something like that again and that it is bad for the mind and soul and us as human beings should not pollute our minds with filth like that, now Mimi, i couldn't rem but that is me for you right there, i will most probably say something like that, then the second thing was i told her to move her mum out of a nursing home into her house to live with her (which she did), that one i rem vividly cos she wanted to argue and i told her those were excuses and that she was just ungrateful and selfish, period. Conclusively, start by asking God and her family for forgiveness for the murder, cos, you will answer to that when you meet God, then live your life aright other things will follow.

SalamRushdie:
See how one man alone is depopulating critical wild life needlessly and gullible people and cheering him on ..

Once again, something we both agree on.

Why did they hush the woman down... i trust Chicago Police... her arse would've been locked up for harassment..

Paperwhite:
“We however call on the authorities to deal with culprits and bring justice to the grieved. We must rise to condemn needles bloodletting and clashes, hate speeches and all manner of evil,”

Gowon you played the stooge for the core north then now karma have returned it in unimaginable proportion back to us.
You are among those who introduced the defective quota system that produced the likes of the blood thirst monster Nigeria have up there today.
TY Danjuma have been talking while you kept quiet but now talking of prayer.How many time have "Nigeria prays" conduct prayers
This is now the time to speak up & act rightly. Otherwise it may be later be "once upon a time".

You sound biased. Maybe still angry over the civil war. He called Ojukwu a coward for not doing the "hitler" but preferred to run away. If you say the Govt is incompetent, then you have spoken, I agree absolutely. If you say, the Govt is killing some people....then you have IPOB chicken brain.

Nigeria we hail thee. Now, why cant he NAME those that defrauded him? OBJ went for 3rd term bid, who helped him and wanted him to go for third term? Abdulsalam was advised not to hand over, who advised him not to hand over? IBB said if he'd declared MKO winner of June 12, "they" will kill him etc? who are the "they", GEJ said he was advised and he underrated BH thinking it was those against his Govt, who advised him? .... So many unknowns and these same people are in every Govt. Until we start revealing these names and shame the selfish and corrupt folks in our Govt, we will go no-where.

ozoebuka1:
What have you done to save your family not to talk of your tribesmen and you are here blaming and abusing those that went out of their way to achieve something productive for their tribesmen, yes they are biafrans...if I were you, I'd be ashamed of my existence.

Ozoebuka1, I have saved my family from ignorance so traitors and liars like Ojukwu and Nnamdi Kanu cannot deceive them or lead them astray like they did to you and some ignorant folks like you still living in hopelessness, hate, finger pointing and deceit. Hmm, went out of their way to lead people to massacre and death you meant to say. You should be ashamed of your messed up mind my broda. Wake up and think for yourself.

ozoebuka1:
He's a biafran... Biafra represents excellence irrespective of your tribe...

For una wey dey like carry everything for head, make una no quote me abeg, ain't gat time

Father of Biafra died a coward the other one is in hiding in Ghana, that is excellence to you? Also, Nzeogwu introduced Military into our Democracy so he is Biafran right? Then why are you complaining that we dealt you a serious blow during the war?, Now you are still running your mouth.... wait let me call someone... Python dance, start warming up....

tammyboy1:
Mtcheww
Those fools quoting me below,dont you have sense? in as much as i dont fancy what pastors are doing but i dont care,its not a must to pay tithe and offerings,sit in your house on Sunday morning and Shut up,dont attract curses upon your selves, the politicians stealing your money everyday go free,Yahoo boys using girls for rituals,etc...its pastors that people freely give their money to that you want to attack...Nonsense....

Chai, some people have sheep brain, no matter what how you try to enlighten them, they will still remain mumu? Who is enabling politicians, is it not Churches and Pastors and Imams for muslims? During GEJ's govt, dont you see involvement of CAN and pastors? Have you forgotten your billions were found in Oritsejafors plane in south Africa? Must they break your head before you understand that the tithe people pay and used to build schools, their members cannot afford that school? Keep acting stupid and foolish, just hope you never ever need something as simple as a Kidney transplant, your Church with its millions will not help you, you will die if your family cannot pay for it, also, politicinas and Pastors praying for them are all going abroad for treatment and your own Pastors children are studing abroad some with assistance from politicians so keep deceiving yourself with no electricity and suffering and smiling.....

Yes, part of what is killing us is our stupidity and ignorance. You have police online and police numbers all over the place. Have you used that instead of coming to Sm and NL? Also, why dont you get a lawyer and take the case to court. The story sounds somehow also, most times if you tell the Police you will make a call and report, they will immediately back down unless you too are doing something illegal.

Donald95:
That name sounds Igbo, she must have Igbo blood in her maybe her mum or Auntie and that is why she is unique and intelligent

Ojukwu, first graduate in Nigerian Army with a BA.History from Oxford University in the U.K, had to beg Grade II Shagari to forgive him and give him asylum so he can return to Naija after he cowardly ran away after leading people to die with lies and propaganda.

Hmm, this is the new style, youre not married to her but you have the freedom to carry person pickin fly go greece and other countries, lodge for hotel, maybe same room, study the bible/quran together and speak in tongues... then after all that come propose, Haleluyahhh.

Now, why will you post this nonsense? What are you benefitting from it?

mytime24:
Nig 1 - Ag 3

Why you dey find trouble naa!!!

This is beautiful. It is real, ordinary, simple and just nice. This, to me is TRUE HAPPINESS. All the best awesome ordinary Nigerian folks.

Two ugly ass reptiles

BlackAdam55:
I wanted to say the same but you beat me to it lol

Between you and dickrider, abeg which person mumu pass....... i'd like to choose dickrider but i'm unsure between a fool and a fool that endorses a fool, who, then is the grandfather of "stupidity"

yemmight:
Medicine after death. What are they going to achieve now? It is in this country we have defense minister, IGP and Herdsmen are killing people without a single arrest and prosecution. It's a shame. That Dambazzau should be in shame. A retired General without any scope and contribution. All Generals in Buhari's government should be ashamed of themselves, including the military dictator that called himself a civilian President.

Excellent Comment. The Govt of Buhari has no Vision. He should not be re-elected.

Saviour22:
[color=darkblue] common shut up mumu! Instead of you to take correction, u are here typing nonsense. how can you see those fine beautiful women, and u expect the whites to put monkey ape-looking woman u call Nigerian women on that list, are u sure that u are not mad[/color]

I guess you are houseboy or gardner to maybe a caucasian in PH or Uyo, and they conditioned your mind to believe you are a monkey ape-like looking from a monkey ape like looking parents and ofcourse with monkey ape-like looking sisters. Well, too bad you believe them. You can go tell them they are wrong and that you are Gods creation and beautiful. Also, don't be ashamed to put your picture up.

Bros, there is division of labour in Nigeria. Woman/girlfriend belongs in the kitchen and za oza room. Go and get a babe or wife to do the cooking while you go do some manly chore. Make i no see you around pot, oil and egusi again. Imagine, a whole Nmadu handling crayfish pepper and onions... while your mates are in sambisa fighting bokoharam.... nonsense.

Saviour22:
you are actually. at the bold Both on u? my friend go back to school

We have a winner, it's Saviour 22. This is nairaland, who cares about "grammar", intent is for you to understand the "gist" of what i am saying. You are the confirmed mumu. That Naija gurl is beautiful. Na ur mumu eye get problem.

Benita27:
How long is too long? Do you engage your girlfriends in foréplay before penetration? Do you take breaks in-between when they complain of tiredness?

Excellent Question, Benita27, how far naa, longest time. I hope you're following in your Vice President's footsteps oh, else i will be really, really disappointed.

Saviour22:
[color=darkblue] sharap puting Nigerian monkey woman among those beautiful woman, is an insult to women[/color]

jagorinho:
lol!!! but you should just chill a little, but you are right, those latinos are far more good looking, unless we are not telling ourselves the truth.

Between the two both on you... who is the biggest mumu of all time

Islie:
Ogun mother arrested for throwing her 12-day-old baby into pit latrine






http://sunnewsonline.com/ogun-mother-arrested-12-day-old-baby-latrine/

So Many religiosity but we have no soul. Even in the reporting of the story, the well being of the baby was the last item mentioned and that is what is important here. People are more interested in the stupid gossip and crime rather than the LIFE or well being of a human being. No wonder churches and mosques are growing and crime and death is on the increase.

Gregdcutie:
Better wake up!!,You must be leaving in self denial to think the way Nigeria is can be recorded as some sort of victory against biafra whatsoever.

Well, we fought to keep your butt here. Your leader left you and ran away, twice. You carry Nigerian passport, kunu drinking, awusa fulani Buhari is your president. You are a bloody Nigerian.Get back in line and mechionuuu.