₦airaland Forum

Odebayo4010:
Nairaland were meant for good people,we don't tolerate bad comment here,
Sometimes try to make a comment that helps society

Take a chill pill bro
I still can't find where I made a bad comment
sometimes try to not take everything super serious


Damn... nasty... I'm out of here

JayPeeOham:
An English.e I want try learn...that language ehn!

I no dey comprison your caprison oh
You wan learn English?

Odebayo4010:
So you want woman that will spend on you,how you Wana take succeed in life with that such thought

Una too dey take some kind things serious
try dey catch cruise sometimes


Damn... nasty... I'm out of here

She was grinding him

Medianna:
Lolzz
I'd like peach and royal blue for the color of the day.

No wahala
anything for you

Medianna:
Damn nasty. Not yet oo

Hmmm
Chai
My spirit been always dey tell me say na for NL I go meet my missing rib
Get ready, inform your people that we are coming to ask for your hand in marriage.

Chaos14:
Don't marry her you still get gf for this forum just give her orgasm and go.

What if I just marry all of them at once, as per king solomon

Medianna:
When i remember when i dey send boyfriend money..
I want use my hand to cover my face with shame..
Some dudes are not worth it..

Where have you been all my life?
Na girls like this I dey find nau

Now tell me, are you married

Vulture meat


Damn... nasty... I'm out of here

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Do you like my profile photo?

“Like” my profile photo if you like my profile photo.[/color]

Na only you get those bress

Sandmaiden:
oya send your WhatsApp to sanmaltarains @ gmail.com

I have sent it

Sandmaiden:
I promise. Won't do anything commercial with it without your permission

No wahala
I will send you an email of my phone number

I blame Desmond Elliot for the bad bad things


Damm... nasty... I'm out of here

You see PH girls, I gat this special respect for them.
Those babes can spoil you with cash, food and subcutaneous kpekus.
If you come go get sugar mummy from PH, mehn, everything go soft for your life


Damn... nasty... I'm out of here

Damn....
Orgasm giver, you done fvck up, how I take enter this thread nau.
See as the mother fvcker ass hole shoot out like baboon own
All I see here is HIV


Damn... nasty... I'm out of here

Lol
Anytime someone sends indian movies to me, I delete them with immediate effect
Film tricks all through, I mean, how can you kick a car as big as a thundra and it will tumble.

How can someone get shot in the head by a sniper and still be talking to the love of her life

How can you start dancing with your enemy during a hot fight

How can men bend palm tree and use it as a catapult

How can you slash someone with an axe to the back and his heart will jump out and fly through an open theatre window, then lands on the chest of someone who needs a heart donor and the heart starts working immediately
wtf men ( who leaves a theatre window open )

Damn... nasty... I'm out of here

Sandmaiden:
oya send your WhatsApp to sanmaltarains @ gmail.com

But you have to promise not to sell my song to any artist

Sandmaiden:
Oya write me an afrobeat song about money love and about the consequences of wanting both

That one na small beans cake
What if I write it and still sing it to you on WhatsApp

HolyMan12:
You forgot to mention the following:

You can give Nigerian girls orgasm

And you are talented in kicking people with your rainboot

Ohh
I forgot
Thanks for reminding me

SultanOfPuna:
Wow, so your mum is a renowned ashawo
Nice...
Is she still available??
It's raining here and I need her to come suck dick for 2k.
Has her price changed? Last time i have her 500 naira. Very cheap ashewo. Tell her to call me

Hehehe
This one will hit him in the left eye and left balls simultaneously


Damn... nasty... I'm out of here

Long story

Solution

Chain him to the kitchen sink


Damn... nasty... I'm out of here

Stephenmoka4:
Boxers you meant... all these guys that create account today with ABC stories...

Lol abi oh

Babysho:
I get 100m record deal for you to create Beethoven album

Baba, if I listen to any genre of song for at least 30 minutes, I will compose more than 5 of that song genre within 24hours

blackpink22:
I'm 23 a girl and a graduate , spent most of my life in a boarding school , then straight to a private uni for college , I'm done with school now, I have no skill ,no job , very few friends that live far away from me and nothing else
my parents still won't let me go out or make friends but everyday I'm hearing marriage , marriage , marriage
I'm depressed , I wish they would just die and leave me alone
to think both of them eloped together against their parents wish and are now forming saints because they older is really annoying

no they do not provide for my needs, pads , toiletries , clothes ,my hair and money , every girl child needs money but my parents don't know that , if I tell them , they'll give me money to buy tissue which is unhygienic, I got lucky and found a man that covers those things for me and more but they were against that too , took my phone away and sent me back to our dry village , I live in their house and if there's food I eat but most times I lose my appetite coz I'm not happy , I wish they would disappear , one or both of them

I'm tired and I don't want to runaway , i just need advice on what to do

Don't stay one place you hear
Until they shift your pant for you


Damn... nasty... I'm out of here

Vikelo1212:
Wow. This is pure natural gift. I like it.

Thanks bruv

I am an expert is craft works ( I didn't learn any )

I can compose any genre of song

I know genuine people from fake one after staying a few minutes with them

I can play any type of percussion instrument ( I didn't learn any )

Babies and animals love me

I can make a sadist laugh

I can hear from far a distance

I can give girls wotoporous orgasm

I can kick people with my disastrous rain boot


Damn... nasty... I'm out of here

LOLITAinLAGOS:
She say she ain't into homos.
Now finally Brexit please, you've humiliated yourself enough.

Mens wanna chat me up, or u trying to steal the limelite

Tell her I am the orgasm giver, she'll have a rethink.
I'm gonna make her cum hard, don't worry we are going to allow you peep through the key hole. Bring your girlfriend's cunt too, so its gonna be a threes0me. I'm capable to handle them both.