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Nasty bull shit

Miracood2:
My new year giveaway

If I buy 4 smartphones for 4 people or 1 Iphone 11 for one person.

What are you going to use it for and earn the same amount of money in 5 months?

The most convincing 5 answers win.

Entries end by 3pm tomorrow.

Winners will be announced by 6pm tomorrow

EmiDon11:
i was never banned
I just lost my phone

Lol
When you were drunk right?

Enjoy yourself bruv
Only one life to live

EmiDon11:
The first one resemble orgasmgiver123 girlfriend

You this mammoth
Mods done unban you again abi

Oluneutral:
You like this one?
Your taste must be very very poor.

Non of your business bro

Damn....
Watermelon bress, just as I like it

lyaebe:
Are you the owner of that gwagon, because you posted it here too

Check the plate number

HellVictorinho6:
Google Gberigbe-Ikorodu

You can just say Gberibge, ikorodu Lagos
No need directing me to Google
jezz
Grow up bruv

HellVictorinho6:
Gberigbe

Never heard of it

HellVictorinho6:
Pure water

Where do you stay
Let me invite you over on new year day
Let me shaye for you

HellVictorinho6:
The truth is too much..... yeah.. you can't help anybody... prove otherwise.

How?
By sending you money for biscuit ?

Nia69:
Thank you.

You're welcome

Nia69:
I wasn't hurt. Only a teenage boy would think that virginity is the best gift a woman can give a man. Peace of mind and commitment are the best gifts a woman can give her man. A man can a troublesome disloyal virgin wife. Virginity doesn't equals good character. Just saying.

I don't know you but one thing I know about you is, you are wise
same comment I made earlier, kids and unwise adults kept mentioning me and saying horse shit

HellVictorinho6:
I have seen stuff like this before.....at the end.... you just keep calling me names then you stop.


I was never really bragging..... just telling you the truth..... I don't understand how your reply makes you anybody's helper.... you're not behaving like someone that can ever help anybody with anything.


You are just hell bent on making me feel less human.

Yo bro
you talk too much

HellVictorinho6:
Are you not worse than naive....,? Well, I don't find it amazing.


Even as a toddler...... I am not amazed but I demand you provide me money to get snacks.....at least... for being abusive..... you have to do it lest I never forgive you for abusing me.

Just state it that hunger has dealt with you seriously, I will understand and send you something
don't be a braggart while begging for money
Be polite

Mosdii is back motherfvckers
Welcome back bruv

HellVictorinho6:
You have exchanged words with a toddler..... you're an agbaya.

I should have stopped long ago but how naive you are is amazing to me

HellVictorinho6:
Congrats

You have deviated

You had no option

Yeah
That's because i don't exchange words with kids

HellVictorinho6:
Am done with everything including telling you the bitter truth..... you can as well ask to be buried in ignorance.

Rest in peace bruv

HellVictorinho6:
Yeah,am a two year old and I have finished washing plates...next is to tell you the bitter truth..... you were vomiting sewage....accept you were wrong
.

Now that you're done washing plate, go and wash your school uniform

HellVictorinho6:
Nonsense


With all the furking experience you're talking about ....., you couldn't provide an evidence..... let's say I must have or have had a girlfriend or wife to KNOW I'm a guy...... according to you....spits on your heredity.

You type bitter kid
go and wash plate

HellVictorinho6:
Be sure yourself at least!


How is your friend's case a proof that virgins always misbehave meaning they're always annoying?



ALWAYS....... do you know what ALWAYS means?


She agreed to be his gf..... doesn't want him to leave....... sometimes acts like a witch..... that only means she can't please him always.... nobody can actually.


You have not even stated specifically what she does when acting as a witch.


I ain't saying he can't get fed up.


My point is she can't ALWAYS be annoying as his girlfriend or whatever that means.


If she's done something he can't tolerate,she won't still be his girlfriend or whatever that means.


I have never had a girlfriend or wife before but I have heard and seen enough.

Abeg, no mention me again
I thought I was chatting with someone who has experience
You know nothing bro
Don't mention me again please

HellVictorinho6:
Nah

It's because they don't really want you.

If a virgin wants you....,her virginity won't stop her.

If Thats what you think, fine.
But let me clear you, my friend's gf will start crying around like agbere anytime he tells her he doesn't want to date again. When he accepts her back, just give her two days, she becomes a witch again.
No need trying to convice you

HeroHero:
Is that so?
One person get all these names. This must be a popular person. Celebrity, I think

Lmao
Very popular musician

HeroHero:
I used to hear this word KPEKUS only here on nairaland but is like I am beginning to understand the meaning.

Hehehe
Kpekus is the ultimate word
Some call it puna
Some kitten
Some duri
Some obo
Some toto
Some horney pot
Some glory hole
Some kitty cat
Some Vjay
Some kitten
Some pleasure hole
Some giut
But we call it kpekus


Damn... nasty... I'm out of here

Rilwizy:
Boss you are talking to me directly
I'm dating a virgin currently na zero peace of mind, she's stubborn like goat, peace of mind is the best gift ever virginity only give value to ladies because is not easy, na hook up most of them dey do

Lmao
Baba, that virginity of a thing dey enter their head no be small, they always feel like one high value gold, reason why they misbehave nonstop

Maestrolee:
Good day, please in need of a plug for burantashi.

Kiddogarcia come oh

yakson123:
You are drawing a generational curse now
Let me won you as a servant of God

That 5mins of Cummings can tarnish your generation

Normally God no the forgive those sins

You will surely pay for it

You will see your kids sleeping with each other

I have delivered the message of the lord

Servant of God, have you read the old testament ?

I ain't gat no problem with that, as long as he doesn't touch me or my ass

Omo.....
This thread reminds me of my crazy ex who was dragging my shirt and shouting at me publicly, she even pushed me inside a small bush that has sensitive plant in it, the thing chook my body ehn.
I didn't touch her at all, at the end of every thing, one gate man that witnessed everything called me and said " na man you be, you get home training "
I just weak for watin e talk

ajekpaks:
Reminds me of Madam P, whose husband has been abroad for over 10 years now...

As the leader and flag bearer of orgasm giving, I hereby give you the go ahead to help madam P. Her kpekus is yours now, drive it roughly


Damn... nasty... I'm out of here