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Onaopemiposi2021:
Let me jejely walk out of this thread,bt what happening u are not repyling ur mail?

Eyin na, e lo da group ti omo karo o jire sile
Omo karo o jire po gan lori afefe nairaland

Abi e tun gbo ede yi?

Fmghewzy2:
Won't it all get mashed up in your head.

You would sometimes make mistakes right,like mixing words of different languages

Yeah
It happens, but on few occasions, like 2 in hundred times that I speak, and it is only yoruba and edo language that I mix up, the two languages are somehow similar

fadilaMaikiriki:
Alhaji orgasmgiver, mey ya sa kuna turenchi anan, kai de abokin ka fmghewzy2? Muna so ayi yaren Hausa kawai anan.

Ki yi ankuri, aboki na baya jin hausa, shi ya sa ina yin turenchi de shi.
Ba na son ye che wai na gani maganan chi kuma ban fada komai ba

Fmghewzy2:
Omo ,but your Yoruba is smooth.
You would know at least 4 different languages.
Yoruba
English
Hausa
And whatever Edo people speak

Yeah
That's Because I have been here for over 20 years

I speak igbo too ( partially though )

Prettygirl200:
Hmmm?? Is that so?

Na cruise oh
Na you be my 1 and only

Fmghewzy2:
I used to think you were Yoruba.

You are Hausa?

I'm Edo but I was born in the north, now I live in the SW

Mom007:
No disrespect to your profession Sir but
Been there, done that. Speaking from personal experience that when a woman looses weight, the bust shrinks as well. Drastically sef. Also, biologically, the bust, and back of the female anatomy are known to be fat depots. As you shed weight, they get smaller.

Hmmm
Interesting
Well, we don't need to argue
I'm happy for you though

Rozross:
Definitely not a petty small boy like you

Yeah
Small boys don't go for old hags, they go for fresh disease free babes

Rozross:
Petty man spotted lol

I pity who will marry you

Truvelisback:
U need to bring ur Rain Boot. This nonsense it's getting out of hand.

I swear, my rain boot is the only thing that can solve this problem right now

One of the reason why I kick people with my rain boot



Damn... nasty... I'm out of here

Rozross:
No good family man buys and eat alone. He was wrong, tit for tat treatment is not good between couples.

Omo..... mo foh oh
But a good family woman can right?
Kai.........
You know what, bye

Meektunz:
Who told you she didn't eat from what she served me? For your information, there is more than enough food. What she bought and what i bought that caused this were just snacks ooo.

Baba, don't waste your data replying this one, you'll never get a reasonable response from her
Just beg your wife, for peace to reign
If need be, get her enough snacks

Rozross:
What you did was very bad, she bought something to eat because she didnt eat from what she prepared for you and a caring man will never eat alone.Go beg her for forgiveness and make up for it.

Did you even read his post?
Did you even read what you typed?
Dey try digest things before you comment

She bought something and didn't offer him, he didn't shout
Now he bought something and didn't offer her, we no go hear word again


Damn... nasty... I'm out of here

This boy done open another account again
SMH

Damn... nasty... I'm out of here

I'm still looking for the part where someone asked you


Damn... nasty... I'm out of here

Juliearth:
Lol! This question is funny. Its like asking " can my neighbour sleep with my husband because he stepped foot in her compound?"

But you're not married right
I like who I see
Let me be your Romeo and you'll be my juliearth
You and I are going to roll all around the earth, eating balance diet
All your expectations will be met and our love will wax strong like block cement

Hussein035:
But your banana is pokenosing into another man's affair and deserve to be dealt with

Carry on bro, harvest it
But no try am for benin

Mrkumareze:
You forgot uour boot this time, don't you think someone need to be kicked

Lol
I sight you comrade

Mom007:
It will reduce, most of what you see up there is just fat. The secret to avoiding flat boobs during weight loss is to wear super tight bras. One that is several sizes small that would give great support and only come off at bedtime. As she drops weight, she should keep dropping the sizes of the bras. It helps.

Ma'am
How did you come to this conclusion
I am a gym instructor, take if from me when I say the boobs can even get bigger if she starts working on her weight. If they don't get bigger, they will become slack and droppy.
In order for them not to be slack and droppy, the instructor will fix her on a chest workout, which will eventually make the boobs bigger, so you see.


wearing a very tight bra to the gym is not advisable, especially for a plus size woman.

Damn...
Praise jah
I just found an african woman with watermelon bress dangling over her stomach.
I'm going there to shoot my shot
What a beautiful creature, I must marry this babe

Damn... nasty... I'm out of here

fadilaMaikiriki:
Yana kwoyo Hausa ne. Bey iya Hausan ba.

Yana quoya hausa, kuma ya fara de zagi
yaya ne zaye iya hausa din, yana zage mutani wande zaru quoya shi

2saviourfriday9:
Goodday NL!
I don't know the right section to post it!! But i need your advice,
my uncle is a car dealer
he always brought vehicle from lagos to sell here in uyo,
I some times i normally saw this coins inside the vehicle when ever he ask me to help him wash the vehicle,
.
pls is there any ways on how to change this coins to naira note?

Go to investment section and create a thread
If those coins are really old, they may turn you to a millionaire in few week


Damn... nasty... I'm out of here

I hope your brother has a double barrel pump action gun


Damn... nasty... I'm out of here

mmuonso:
dankuturuma kpurubanka da gburantashi

Why nau
They said hausa speakers
what you wrote here has no meaning

This kid is hungry for attention, and you people keep feeding him


Damn... nasty... I'm out of here

beejay85:
Who clearz whatever falls off?me!!
If pests or reptiles are conveyed to my abode thr d branches, who foots d bill for pesticides?
Humble me!!!
So banana come ripe ...u want deny me !! Wahala go set ooo

No wahala bro
God no go let you havest banana wey them done use juju rub

osazsky:
but its tresspassing..and i am the one sweeping its leaves and all but mine is banana and i am paying over 300k for my premises..me don lock my gate .tomorrow after chc he go dey ripe small small for my kitchen..wat nonsense..come and enter my compound and collect the beating of ur life

Ok oh
Do as you wish

osazsky:
but its tresspassing..and i am the one sweeping its leaves and all but mine is banana and i am paying over 300k for my premises..me don lock my gate .tomorrow after chc he go dey ripe small small for my kitchen..wat nonsense..come and enter my compound and collect the beating of ur life

You are just a low key thief that hasn

Hollybratt:
Don haka kuna iya magana da hausa sosai

Aboki na
Yaya ne
Kai ma kana jin hausa fa

fadilaMaikiriki:
Kai ne ai. Maganan ka na wari.

Toh