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codedgalaxy:
Mr. Orgasmgiver last night your babe tell me say you no dey carry her reach climax o
She say you dey always wear rainboot enter bed,
Na true?

How dare you summon me to a thread that doesn't have pictures of big breasts in it


One of the reason why I kick people with my rain boot


Damn... Nasty... I'm out of here

Public transport khe
Drop, enter canoe


Damn... Nasty... I'm out of here

Truvelisback:
He isn't just a Bouncer, he is a Bodyguard. Someone who risks his life to protect another. And you think he is a weakling? Do these guys even know what it takes to be a bodyguard? He isn't just a bouncer. Na One man Mopol him be.

Na the wrong mentality wey Nigerians dey carry about be that. They think because you are built, automatically you can't fight and you gas out easily, they think if you're a soldier, automatically, you can beat every single civilian
That's how this slim annoying guy kept saying shit at the gym, he said he'll be faster than the gym owner in a fight (very large guy), he will tire him out bla bla bla, everyone was just laughing at him because we know how dangerous the gym owner is when it comes to fighting.
No doubts, some soldiers can fight, but they mostly depend on numbers. They get messed up if they're out numbered.
But a bouncer/ body guard can destroy 5-6 people at a time

Am I the only one seeing a white man and a dark man?


Damn... Nasty... I'm out of here

FitCorper:
I laugh una. There is a difference between training for strength and training for endurance. Most of these combatant soldiers train for endurance and stamina. With the way Kiss Daniel’s bouncer walks u can tell he is a product of steroid abuse and lacks the stamina compared to military training. If I were a soldier, all I’ll do is just to tire him out, get him exhausted and then land that killer blow on his lower abdomen and neck in quick succession. He must fall to the ground. Joke with the military combatant at your own risk. I mean you know a gallant man by the way he walks and I mean no disrespect to Kizz bouncer.

Lmfao
Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth (Mike Tyson)
A single blow to the head from that guy can easily send a full grown man to his ancestors.
Ps: na small small boys full army now

iammo:



A soldier is a trained killer, a bouncer is a professional body guard


Part of the training of a Soldier at Military Depot is basically hand combat

How to kill with hand

Military has cross country trekking and endurance to pain

A soldier earned his Uniform and Khaki with sweat and blood, lost many friends in battle, don't mock their uniforms


Nigerian Army beat shege banza comot for their recruit body, they beat them from the gate, they do frog jump and all punishment


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Lmfao
You funny die, which hand combat?
Na army barrack born and brought up I be.
You think bouncers don't know how to fight too? I mean, who guards people for a living and doesn't know how to fight?
My younger brother wey I dey teach basic 1,2 1,2, e go school, come begin bounce for clubs, after first semester, my brother Sabi almost all the major combination for boxing. Me self dey see improvement anytime we train together.
No talk am again oh bro, na for naija army dey cause unnecessary fear for civilians mind.
No doubts, some of them Sabi fight true true, but that guy to kiss Daniel bouncer? Nah

Bea1234:
Any valuable answer gets 1k recharge card

1k?
Lmao
It costs way more than that

EmperorCaesar:
What are the reasons why u kick people with your rain boot?

And do u also wear the boots on sunny days or only in the rain

I wear them every God damn time, I even wear them to sleep, just in case I need to kick a nasty mongrel in my dream


Damn... Nasty... I'm out of here

EmperorCaesar:
Really wish to see your rain boot someday

Don't worry bruv
I'mma drop you the location of where I'm gonna kick the asses of those nasty bots so you can see my rain boot live in action

Prettygirl200:
HIV infested evening news paper, I will advice you to REST, why are you crying up and down.

My babe don strike again


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Ilamina:
what's a mongrel

It means Ekuke

I trust post nut clarity, after one round with her, she'll start to look like your annoying ex


Damn... Nasty... I'm out of here

Yes
It van take you to USA
United States of Anambra


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When I saw pet, I was hoping to see cute pictures of puppies and kittens, all I can see here is humans mteeew


Damn... Nasty... I'm out of here

Ilamina:
what's wrong with helicopter 🚁

What's wrong with you

Yes
Her mum sells food....... I fat for their neck

codedgalaxy:
Babe was engeged to be married o.
Even the house where she lives and the business she runs both were owned by her fiance damn! .
Na there i watch hand commot for woman marraz.
I literarily had to change states lest i become a target.

Lol
Women don't know what they want
It's a good thing you washed your hands, married women no join oh. Single girls, yes, but married women na no no

codedgalaxy:
... Don't even get me started on marriage damn..
I can still remember clearly the looks on her face as she utter those words to me..."babe i want you to stilll be fvcking me even when i am married, damn.
Those words sent shivers down my spine.

Ma man.... She has submitted that kpekus to you


Damn... Nasty... I'm out of here

codedgalaxy:
Make that two.
damn!
Nasty bots.

I sight you bruv
6 hundred years of beating for those nasty Fvcks


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Lordsonempire:
Epele oooo

God bless you.

E Pele sir
Amen
God bless you too

I've got a beef with these nasty ass anti Spam bots, I wanna stick my rain boot deep into their asses to the point where it hits an intestine. I'm so angry right now. Damn you bots. Give me a location let's go settle our beef the old school way


One of the reason why I kick people with my rain boot

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That BF (baby female) had her genital mutilated


Damn... Nasty... I'm out of here

Your grand pa na mongrel


Damn...nasty... I'm out of here

That winch incarnate?
God no go gree


One of the reason why I kick people with my rain boot


Damn... Nasty... I'm out of here

Prettygirl200:
The person that sang that song is mad, them hear say we dey trade our men? They should date their men and leave ours alone. So they want to carry their HIV infested blood here? Godforbid!!

My wife don talk
I love you baby


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Omo.....
For this Ibadan wey I dey?

dettzy:
I have a girl in ibadan very strong on bed she no dey tire who can beat her on bed, if u need this girl tonight in ibadan chat me on Whatsapp for link up
08066015851

Will I get a price for winning her?
If yes, I'll be glad to win her and leave y'all wondering the kind of stallion I am


Damn... Nasty... I'm out of here