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Mother is gold

Prettygirl200:
Lolzzzz see vawulence the pikin con turn comrade oooo. Have not check my height sef.

No need
My own height go fill in the gap
But if you tall pass 5:10, toh, na giant we go dey born be that

Prettygirl200:
Lolxxx this part cracked me up, u are not serious where the milk wey go comot from the bread kwanu?

The pikin go just dey suck imaginary milk
where problem go dey na if e go bite me for nipple

TkhGuy:
That one side chick material

Guy na my babe you dey reason like that?
No let me kick you with my two edged sword rain boot oh


Damn... nasty... I'm out of here

Prettygirl200:
Well I fine, I get brain, no breast no yansh but small hip dey, I no tall, small body, fair, I con get mouth join. That's all

Me self, I handsome, I get brain too, I get muscle and big chest ( if our pikin dey cry and you no dey house, I fit breast feed am )
I chocolate and I tall well well 6:6

So you see say we dey compatible abi

Well, as the flag bearer and leader of everything that concerns orgasm giving, I say the mods should close this thread, because it is a direct slap to the faces of O.G.A.N orgasm givers association of Nigeria.

Prettygirl200:
Lolxxxx damn nasty am out of here!!!

Prettygirl200:
Lol but I no be your spec naaaa, no big breast, I no get chocolate skin colour kwanu, I no chubby na slim I slim.

I no care
Your love dey scatter my dada, e done make me change spec self

Prettygirl200:
babyim what about me wey no get watermelon breast wey don fall, me con go fair how u wan con do me pass?

You na my special babe nau
For your own matter, watermelon breast and skin colour no matter, na marriage straight

Sweetplum:
Bibiana what are you doing?

She is connecting with a guy who might end up being her ODO

DanielPat01:
You should learn how to control your temper. The comment was clear that I was only joking. You got a laugh emoji there plus a picture of laughter I wonder why you are taking it serious.

Any how
Bye

Iamdbull:
Hahaha my brother no be sooo na naija hard small ooo

Correct guy
Enjoy yourself
YOLO

Iamdbull:
What can I say? It's been God All through!!! Judging from where we started! Happy birthday to me!!!


Here's is my details Incase you have a gift for me!! Enugbe Ejoor


OO62378131 Sterling Bank

Guy, watin dey do you? How you go just leave nairaland anyhow like that, I even create post make people wey get your number check on you.
You never blow finish, you done dey shenk us, if you come blow nko, na to use dog pursue us be that
See, do well oh
Happy birthday small

DanielPat01:
It's your choice I understand. But I got mine too. No hard feelings. Peace. ❣️

DanielPat01:
God forbid. Wetin be this?

You don't understand, if you do, you won't say this
Like you said, no hard feelings
I shouldn't have replied your first mention

Ilamina:
saw one on TV yesterday

So you judge by seeing only one

DanielPat01:
God forbid. Wetin be this?

Okay
Just try and learn how to respect other people' choices
Shalom

Ilamina:
Just so discouraging

When you see it sometimes

Makes you so not wanna fcck them

How many have you seen

ObamaMessi:
I've enjoyed lotta women flirting around me, something that made other guys see me as a lucky guy. I've received love letters from known and unknown ladies. I discovered that the 11 reasons below are why ladies can do anything to have me.

1 HANDSOME_ I'm fair, slim and tall with pink lips.


2 INTELLIGENCE_ people consider me highly intelligent coz I always top my class.


3 SENSE OF HUMOR_ I make people laugh hard with my funny imaginations.


4 LEADERSHIP_ I'm always made a leader anywhere I find myself. I've been assistant headboy and headboy twice but was once dropped as headboy and expelled.


5 CONTROVERSIAL_ the story that I was in the womb for 2.4 yrs send people shocking. my life is controversial.


6 DADDAH_ my natural dreadlocks made people to admire me.


7 CHARISMATIC_ I compel devotion from people. Guys and ladies like to float around me.

8 FRIENDLY_ I'm friendly and can go along with anyone.


9 SECRETIVE_ I keep people's secret who confide me as a lot of people TRUST me.

Picture or we don't believe

DanielPat01:
If the boobs gets bigger than this below I loose interest and get disgusted. Big boobs disgust me.

That's why they say one man's food is another man's poison
These ones are too small for me, I am a big guy, maybe that's why I prefer mighty breasts

Hehehe
Imagine the goat drops a nasty poop on the stage and one of asake's dancer steps on it and slips werey skull go open

Stupid woman
Give him the same medicine but this time, make the dosage double, so he won't be able to even urinate, then drink 1 litre of the medicine so your toe toe will be cemented

Damn... nasty... I'm out of here

DanielPat01:
You will hate it very much when it falls like Iroko and gets old.

I no send jare
I'll be old too by then, so it wouldn't matter

fadilaMaikiriki:
Na miji su na sa lalle ne? Na miji ba ya sa lalle ai. Ni meche ne.

ai na seni wasa neke yin de ki

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Chaos14:
Wazobia boy

na calabar I wan try sabi, the language hard die
It's like learning chinese

This thread is not for me
I prefer watermelon bress dangling over the stomach of a chocolate skined woman


Damn... nasty... I'm out of here