₦airaland Forum

Bestmanwealthy:
You are a lier

Who

Chaos14:
goan ask any amotekun you know them go tell you truth

If this thing is actually real, it means Africa should not be messed with in terms of war

meobizy:
Thank God I did not read everything.

Hehehe
We gather dey
I didn’t read nothing

Chaos14:
You go see plenty for sw especially with amotekun that one na juju police

Oga mi
Na sw i dey live
I dey hear people talk of am every time but I never been experience am at all

Even self, our community vigilante guy, e say thief shoot am twice but e no enter, i no too believe the guy sha because on a normal day e too dey lie

EmiDior:
the guy just dey irritate me

I just feel like engaging him in a physical fight.

Aswear

How i wish i still dey enugu.

Lol
Easy your pressure
Nobody chop belle full for naija again oh
Make the môron no go faint for your hand

EmiDior:
it was banned while fighting a slowpoke.

For this nairaland
I don conclude say e get some kind people wey i no fit dey exchange words with
I just wanna live my life and source for water melon bress

Demigod22:
When school, I have seen lot of scenes like that. Even my coursemate put something on my neck and purposely shot me with a gun and it didn't penetrate. He said his uncle in the village gave it to him because of cult fights in my school back then.

When they are beating some guys or shooting some guys, it won't penetrate, I have seen it in back of school. So I believe it.

Mehn
So this thing is real
Na wah oh

EmiDior:
wanna try me?

Lol
My man
Watin do your EmiDon11 account

EmiDior:
U wan make we give courage so that u can go and rub bank abi?

Oga E NO DEY WORK!!!

Head dey pepper you
No be only rob
If you no get experience, jazz out here before i kick you with my rainboot

I am not really a voodoo believer but somethings just baffle me about voodoo.
Have you ever witnessed a live scene where someone was shot with a gun and the bullet didn’t penetrate? Or someone being cut by cutlass and it didn’t penetrate.

I saw a video some years ago, when fulani and agatu people of benue state were fighting. A fulani guy was being shot with a shotgun at close range and he was still standing and shooting back. Maybe the person shooting him was missing his target or something, but he was later killed.

If you have any experience please share with us
Abeg make anybody no come here come lie oh


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

Demigod22:
LoL, those Yoruba girls with big yansh are something else, I almost did my NYSC in Yoruba land because of their girls.

Masturbating is something else, it's disgusting to me and I never imagined not even to try it. Whenever conji knocks on my door, I will gladly off pants and knack.

Comrade, using the last sentence in such write up is a Haram, please remove it.

Is that not the same sentence boko haram and iswap say when slaughtering people?

Naijatask:
Can you please delete the Muslim part of your post? Cos Muslims don't behave the way you do

Shey you dey whine ni
Baba rest abeg

Khaleesi4lyf:

E shock you

Big shoutout to all the guys out there who still believe in legit hustle
May all your prayers be answered

Omo... this country is messed up

That guy saying he should pay her the money is extremely stupid, how can you pay for what you didn’t buy, the only thing he is suppose to give her is tfare just to avoid embarrassment

Above all he should be thankful he wasn’t drunk before action, the stds he would have gotten ehn

See as them dey disgrace naija


Damm... nasty... I’m out of here

Nigerian redpillers are just bunch of wannabes
Na them simp pass offline
They are quick to bash women but when a nairaland female moniker decides to screenshot her message request, na redpillers dey full there, begging for kpekus


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

2pm till dawn....
Na wah oh
Even horse no dey do reach this one


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

70 year old man

One of the reason why i kick people with my rain boot


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

No be robo be that?


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

You haven’t said anything

RichProminent:
I'm a 39 years oldr baby that haves manies money.I am have plenty billions of dullars.My lasts five mentions are Twiker roggedboych the idiot, MyVILLAGEpeople Jeromestark Sammy101111. Beebah2000 where are u naaaaaa

Try and use this plenty billions of dullars to get an English teacher

Abeg the guy should rest with the rihanna joke jare
E no make sense again


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

Sugarbobo:
This question is for the ladies in the house do you like Big natural cucumber?

Some ladies always say they don't want big that it's the small one that can function more. I said it's a lie, except if the owner can make use of what he got.

I'm Big and strong I can use it wella.

Check my profile ladies

No offence bro
Your penis looks stupid
It looks like hot water poured on it
Do yourself good by removing that eyesore from your profile


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

fadilaMaikiriki:
I don't even know what to believe anymore. The other person below said it's an infection. I'm just confused right now.

Na lie jhur
Its not an infection
Blood clotting is normal
It happens mostly to people with heavy flow

fadilaMaikiriki:
Hello all. Please, I want to know if this is normal. Whenever I'm menstruating, there are usually some things that do come out like pieces or chunks of meat, I mean bloody meat.
It's usually jelly-like and can be felt when dropping or coming out.

It occurs every month, but that of last month was much and the flow was heavier too, that I ended up using more than one pack of sanitary pads.

I don't know if this is normal. Please, if it's not, is there a way I can stop it from happening again or at least reduce it. Has anyone experienced this? Is it something to be worried about? Thanks.

Attached below is a picture of what it looks like.

Madam that is clotted blood
Very normal

HoePimp:
I swear... E get one wey the always attack me but e no the fit bite pass my jeans.

Laugh the wan kill me.

Lol
I dey sure say na devil create that dog breed