₦airaland Forum

EmiDon11:
guy no be my fault nah.

Why u go gather 2.3 inches?

Ur babe suppose leave u nah.

I go leave you today
Pastor say make i no fight on Thursday

EmiDon11:
guy kuku kee me!

Stop that jhur
You no fit die now
We go gather hear whinn for this buhari era

Asceleb16:
Lol,
u and op, why una dey do like tom and jerry for dis forum

The guy snatch my babe, since then i dey hunt am like orangutan

EmiDon11:
how much?

7500
Seven thousand five hundred


Then you go flex the remaining money for me and stillwhites

Reason the matter well bro

Asceleb16:
Abeg no kick him, na favor he wan do me

Lol
EmiDon11 na my guy
Shi shi the guy no get
Last time wey him handle 1k na 2014
Talkless of 90k

The guy dey thief too oh
No let am give you stolen phone oh

Somebody that is good in English should narrate the epistle for me abeg
I stopped at “ lets call him ben”


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

Asceleb16:
Pls, can u gift me the one u are using now?

i take God and Orgasmgiver123 beg you...

See me see wahala oh
You want me to kick him or what.... talk to me

EmiDon11:
Pls i want a brand new smart phone with a good battery that wont cost me more than 90k.

Pls drop your suggestion.


Messi1, silentgroper, orgasmgiver123, killmods, stillwhites, richprominent

Hehehe
My man
Buy Nokia x2
The battery na akrika okana nmadu okana mmuo

....

The guy na full blooded aro bagar
If it was a regular street guy that made that hand shake, everybody will start criticising him but because he claims to be a pastor, you’re defending him.
Nigerians hypocrisy too much abeg
One even said it is a generally accepted hand shake in Gambia, are they in Gambia SMH
Religion has blinded too many people in Africa
What a shame

As far as I’m concerned, he is a cultist


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

ImperialYoruba:
Look for two things - a k and a flat.

Comrade small small abeg

Jennyclay:
L L. I know what my fellow Nigerians can do.

you and I knows that guy is gonna eat that scorpion. And I won't be surprised if Lalasticlala push the pictures of the guy dissecting the scorpion to front page.

Lol
He wants to sell the scorpion
He already has a buyer
Maybe the buyer will end up frying the scorpion sha

Jennyclay:
That's too risky. What if his pet chop off his ears?

He should better prepare crocodile peppersoup with it before it's too late.

That other guy shouldn’t eat his scorpion but this one should eat his crocodile
You are wicked


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

By their K leg we shall know them


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

Jennyclay:
I don't think you're a Nigerian.

Here on nairaland:

I have seen people frying nd eating flies.
I have seen people eating lizard and they call it alligator.
I have seen people eating Rat and they call it bush meat
I have seen people eating snake and they call fresh fish.

That scorpion is like crayfish to the op.

At this point, i need to go and sleep
Vawulence loading


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

Jennyclay:
Please don't eat it.

Thank you.

People don’t eat scorpions

Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

Mathematricks:
I already did that, but it refused to sting.

Wtf
Throw it away
It is a fake scorpion

I swear this woman no get sense
No cap


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

Put your hand close to it lets see if it is venomous


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

BenDo63:
Sure,

Him go d see you as friendly meat

You you don ever keep chicken as friend before?

Lol
Comrade abeg night done do
No kill me with laugh

guobe:
I feel it may be a young lion or a sick lion they killed.Its difficult to kill a matured healthy lion .

Oga mi you funny oh
Two mature male lions do not stand a chance against one furious mature male buffalo
They are not called soldiers for nothing
A buffalo horn is the nastiest thing that can ever happen to a lion

BenDo63:
Volume of what?

Omo when those people see anybody wey no be Dem... Na only meat them the see, no be human being oh!

Lmfao
Reason why i no ever allow one of my calabar friend stay with my during school days
Make manchi no go machete me into suya for night

BenDo63:
Cross River and Mbaise people of Imo state be steady eating their fellow human beings

Chai
Comrade why
Reduced the volume abeg

guobe:
I love watching National geographic on dstv.In an episode I watched today,a Leopard killed a heavily pregnant baboon and as he was dragging the baboon along with it,the foetus of the baboon came out and the dead pregnant baboons offspring came out still alive.surprized by this the leopard left its kill and took the newly born baboon along with it and was caring for it and protecting it from other predators.It was actually quite intriguing watching it today.

I saw that documentary too
The leopard took the baboon to its tree and was caring for it like its mother would
Nature is beautiful

Among all the animals God created, humans ate the meanest SMH


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

EmiDon11:
I have custard but dont know how to prepare it.

Bcoz i am not with my mother.

I have no sister.

And the girl that use to help me travelled.

My first attempt failed.
I boiled the water first, poured the custard powder in a cup and start pouring the hot water but the result was very poor.

I started seeing undissolved particles.

I disposed that one, boiled the water again.

This time around i poured the hot water inside the cup first and used the eba style but it failed again.

I just disposed this one now.

I dont know what to do.

I am angry right now.

Somebody in the house should help me pls.

I need the guidelines.

Thanks in advance as u drop it.

If i have offended you pls forgive me.

I need to learn this thing.

Put a little custard powder in an empty container
Add small water( small oh ) to make it become liquid
Mix it very well
Begin to add how water into the container slowly, as you add the hot water, stir the mixture very well till it becomes pasty in nature
Your are done



Ordinary custard you no sabi make
If na to carry ashawo now, na major your rank be for there


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

Why una dey leak EmiDon11 secret nau


One of the reason why i kick people with my rain boot


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

WowSweetGuy:
The Chinese government pushing more Chinese to Africa Nigeria daily especially as we owe them.

How do i reach you

EmiDon11:
Orgasmgiver123 girlfriend

Damn....nasty

I'm outta here

Guy
Why you go dey pass me this expired okpa
E no good oh


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here

She doesn’t have water melon bress


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here