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Don’t mix work with pleasure
E get why


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HoePimp:
Oga e be like the guy resemble that your cross River friend wey you the fear oh!

No fear this guy no be cannibal from cross river

Lol
You don start oh

BrotherCork:
First time sir.i only came hear to make friends sir: lightskin n half cast women like Wumi2017!((THANK ME LATER))

I hear you
Welcome
You can stop quoting me now

BrotherCork:
english is not every body first language.
Bro juss welcome me here sir....dats all I ask (no oofencse)

Welcome you for the 100th time right

BrotherCork:
^^^^great advise coming from a so call gentleman who call him sef Mr Orgasmgiver.....he sound like a born again. anyways

Baba try and use your meds oh

Your story is too long jare

I went to stay with my grandma in 2015
Before then she was lonely and loosing life real quick, for the 6months I stayed with her, she became so full of life, she started doing things she stopped doing a long time ago. We become best of friends. she once told me that she’ll love to die when I’m around, so strangers won’t be the ones to arrange her body for burial, but death didn’t come. She taught me a song that I will sing on her burial ( funny song )
She died in 2019
And I couldn’t attend her burial ( e still dey pain me till now )

My point
In order to stop an old timer from being lonely, let them have a companion, especially family.


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Mikester:
I agree with you. The most stupid beings are abundant in the male gender. Only few of us are truly sensible.

I swear very few of us

BrotherCork:
Nabila...bro I am not Mr Cork please & I never heard of him please.this s is my first time in Nairaland. .i am BrotherCork sir. Thank u(no oofencse)

You just shot yourself on the foot bruv
He said cork and you added mr to it
Them tell you say na children dey here?


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Jennyclay:
Please don't eat it

Thank you.

Bia jenny, why are you on every scorpion thread.
Are you scorpion queen?

bigpicture001:
Mr.. English I hail ooo

I hail you too bruv

Everything for the gram


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Those guys are very stupid
I mean, how can you have an erection when another naked guy is in the same room with you.


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HarlequinLekex:
If owned by the husband whether she will pay or not; depends on the type of family

Are you even reading what you are typing at all
Does the bolded make any sense to you SMH


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Xenry:
I have noticed two common behaviors that exhibits among iPhone users. Why is it that they don't like to change their default ring tones?

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Another question is, why don't they like to put the God d*nm phone in their pockets?

Oga mi
We no fit put am for pocket, na land money iPhone dey cost, them dey put land for pocket?

Long time bro
Where have you been

ShopSkincareWit:
So I nor make the list? No wam
Me move

Damn.....
Nwannem if you see the mermaid
Her royal majesty
Pikin wey fine like this
You suppose dey with me

On top your matter, i go lap nnewi tomorrow with my kinsmen.


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mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Me[/color]

I swear you fine pass all of them
But the wey you dey mono yarn every time dey make me question your sanity

You still look like an old pyjamas sha


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mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]What happened?

But that’s your level now…

You don’t understand proper English, do you?[/color]

Waw
This is a miracle oh
So you can write something else apart from “ do you like my profile picture ? Like my profile picture if you like my profile picture “


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alaribe1992:
Fck me!! Guy use graphic warning na
Wetin be all these yuck
Damn nasty I’m outta here

Hey that’s my line


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BigCowH0rn:
That Satanist moniker is on everlasting ban but he operates hundreds of others each of which have different characters
It's his behavior and way of talking we use to catch him.


Honestly, with the structure of your moniker and the way you were mixing with him i thought you were him too but then you way of talking is not quite right.

You gotta be very smart to catch that crook and even when you do he'll try to confuse you like you are doing right now. Only i mentioned you so it's ok.



Guy just pray Satanist no ever get your time on on this forum. You go run

I am not satanist oh
If this thing wey you talk na true, i go vex for EmiDon11 oh, but I doubt it sha

This satanist of a guy
I don't a flying fvck about him
Only cowards cause trouble online


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Guess how many fvcks i give..... ZERO


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mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Do you like my profile photo?

“Like” my profile photo if you like my profile photo…[/color]

You look like old pyjamas


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BigCowH0rn:
Satanist calm the fvck down before Beebah2000 sees you talking like a thug.

I know it was you that tried to get me banned by hitting the report button on my comment exposing you this morning but I forgive you completely. No hard feelings


@BeanmanX Messi1 ILoveTrouble RichProminent

She I tell una say na Satanist be this but una no believe now you see as e dey drop him signature 'bastard once him vex?

Satanit na champion pretender. And in that pretence he gets your details.
Know this and know peace.

Orgasmgiver123 how far?

EmiDon11 no be satanist
Emidon na my niggi
No be him dey run that satanist moniker

nooboody:
summary
Ben get money.
Ben na simp.
Ben na gboy.
Ben babe run am street .
E pain Ben
the end

It shall be well with you bro
Na watin op use extra sheet take write be this oh


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Baba just gather your 3 months nepa bill take collect private English teacher

Thunder locate am there

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram Dat is why de hve REAL niggaz and JUNZIN niggaz..


Na only useless men or boys get time to de argue or drag wit woman for ther Post..


That is why na only few niggaz I de CAPRISUN wit for here...


Anyways, EVERYBODY wit der OWN MATAYANCE..


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

GBAM
First time i ever agree with you, because you didn’t say bullshit as usual

Asceleb16:
Oh my dear son!

You are blessed for avoiding vawulence

Thank you pastor

EmiDon11:
nooo

No run

Come back

You wan dey use your shoe challenge my shoe?

I follow a lot of redpillers on Twitter, i swear they don’t post toxic things about women
Nairaland guys are just too bitter
More bitter than yoyo bitters and odogwu bitters combined.
If you guys hate women so much, stop creating topics about them


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