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phayvorr: guys make una go sidon for house wella oo....kos una resumption go reach around march next year......e sure me die...

Me reject am, cos e no go happen. Haba! No be only second semester remain for una ni? Even I don dey hear sey exam docket don available. Patapata na January.

If not for these busy days, I should continue as a full time administrator. My prof, I greet you powerfully. Where is my oga @ the top, 'Mr calculus'?

Alpha Maximus: Well slap me if today isn't COINCIDENCE DAY!! I'm a fresher as well!!! I'll be in 100 level when this protracted strike is finally called off(though I've been hearing rumours of its imminent dissolution)!!Got admission for Pet. Eng. I think we should forget about school this year though, the highest they can do even if the strike is called of now now now is registration. So what course you opting for?

¤mouth opened¤ wonderful! If you tell no one, no one will know oooo. No tell Jackpot ooo ¤winks¤
I got in for 'Economics'. I know we can't assume school this year again, I just hope that we won't be rushed to meet up with the school's normal academic calendar. Hmmmm

Richiez: No you are not...you are now on my list

All right, thank you Sir.

yemmytcm: mathematics ? Interesting,God will help da participants ooo #laying my bed#

Kiingsolomon: eleyi o gidi gan ooo!..
Bt no tym, jez gat job to teach a Creche class . Where ma name is being changed to Uncle! Uncle!!.

Abeg, farano teach me some poems I can upload to their "pap"-cerebrum!

Then you guys can do the other two now, if only and only you wish.

Alpha Maximus: Ortarico!! From the Mathematics Clinic I recall!!! Yes, I'm an Akokite as well!

Wow, didn't know before now oooo. Good to know my bro! Hope you're keen on helping me? For i'm just a fresher ooo

Fellow fresh Unilag mates, how's your preparation for assumption? Learn, contribute and participate in the upcoming maths quiz. No one is an island of knowledge, one love!
https://www.nairaland.com/1513206/nairaland-math-quiz

mastermynd: longest tym ma pple,.
Hw is kingdom faring,hope Fyn,,if so,glory be to God,
#paragraph#
am using dis medium to tell u dat Ayaf port to poly of first choice'(yabatech) as uni of first choice dey do me strong tin ,
half bread dey say is better Dan puff puff.
#paragraph again#
so Ayam going to be sakaportinng Soonest,,
#pAragraphk#
am sorry Cos I ain't. around,,,Ayaf being shooting all send d globe ni,,#nt gun ooo#David had been begging me to cum and reshoot his skelewuu again,,buh I Dnt hav his tym,,,
#am nt prouding ooo#
am working on a new opera,titled,,
eerm errm. erm

congrats my bro, still in the suburbs of Akoka, I'm for you ooo. . . . Take c-a-r-e!

Wow, it's Innovative!
Can we still recommend? I recommend; 'calculusf(x).

jackpot: At the end of 46 days, the snail must have moved
46 * 0.5m = 23m
then, on the 47th day, you will agree with me that the snail will first of all move up 2m before sliding down.
So, 23+2=25m, and the snail is already out!

But if you still argue that even though he has reached the top that he must slide down 1.5m, then on the 48th day, the snail must first of all move up 2m, and this gives
47*0.5+2=25.5m

and this time around, the snail don commot from the top tey tey and no need sliding down.

So dear, I'm sorry but you didn't get the answer right, Sir!!!

hmmm, nice one from you Aunt. A similar stuff asked by a friend of mine: 'Peter climbs a mountain 500m high. Each day he climbs 200m but because he is clumsy and drops things, he goes down 100m the next day. In how many days will he get to the top of the mountain?
Not needing its solution anyway.

Alpha Maximus: Hmmmm, a thread for the Akokites!!! What a jackpot!! Where are my fellow Akokite Petroleum Engineers? Twale to you money-loving peeps!!

So bro, you are a fellow Unilag undergrad?

I was recommended for the post of a quiz master and sent an e-mail. I apologize for the late take up of my appointment. I'm ready for the task my masters, hope this note isn't too late for considerations? Thanks.

I want to know; Have you ever greeted a mannequin unknowingly before and how did you feel thereafter?

Did you know?
Our birthday is in consonance with the day xmas and new year fall. Sure, it is valid from year to year. In fact, it is forever! Other dates in the month of November having this feature are: 13, 20 and 27 respectively.
Also, apart from the influence of the zodiacal signs for scorpios and sagittarius there are other mystique connected to our day which is yet to be unveiled.
Happy birthday to all November born especially the 6th day of it. I represent it!

Lolzzzz. . . .oga labodz, d laugh catch me sotey ah don forget to laugh sha. . . .nice one!

@farano:
#smiles# 'Ve u bin missing me?? Unilag denied me of admission. Dey rejected my Distinction, so I ran 2 my plan B NOUN ikeja centre...I b wan take hypo but thank God say na dry gin my hand reach.. Lol! I've bin bizy wif dia online reg. Wait o, ermm I dont wanna start seeing 'sorry', 'so sorry', 'take hrt', here o...lozz! Love y'all

^
A great mind!

labodinho: Oga mi,na make we dey come badagry o...@ least,make we pop omi iyasimimo...lol


thanks alot for dahhh tin oo,i no expect @ all and tanx for d regards sir.

You make sense boss and make we go carry the calabash of thanksgiving. Don't mention sir.

Alpha Maximus: ....Their present ages are 72,42 and 6...the sum of these ages is 120$$$the objective is to find how old Mr Coker was when the the sum of their ages was 9 less the 120, which is 111, thus we have:
(72-x)+(42-x)+(6-x)=111
72-x+42-8+6-x=111
120-3x=111
-3x=111-120
-3x=-9
3x=9
X=3
This shows that 3 years ago, the sum of their ages was 111, and thus:
72-3=69..Mr Coker was 69 years old....still kudos to you on your 'A' solution

Oops! I've seen my errors. Thanks.

Alpha Maximus: @ Ortarico: No, I'm an Engineering student....why did you think I did Social Sciences?

Nothing perse just the way you masticate business maths.

Alpha Maximus: ...Brilliant solution!!! You failed the remaining two sha! (B)= in 3 years I.e: 1/15 *75 =45/9 (c) =69 yrs old!!

All right bro, thanks but can you help explain the 'C'?

Alpha Maximus: Finally back with some questions!
Question 1 : The equivalent of Mr Coker's grandson's life lived in days is Mr Coker's son's life lived in weeks, and also, the equivalent of his grandson's life lived in months is Mr Coker's life lived in years. Altogether, the sum of their ages is 120 years. In how many years will the ratio of Mr Coker's son's age to his grandson's age be 1/15 of Mr Coker's age and also how old was Mr Coker when the sum of the past ages of him , his son and grandson was 9 less than the current sum of their ages?

Bro are you a social science student?

To your question:

A. Reading over the questions one will observe that;
Mr cooker is the grandpa
His son is the father
His son's son is the grandson.

So let grandson age = gs old. If gs is x days old then father is x weeks old i.e 365/52 = 7gs
And if gs is y months old then grandpa =12gs
Now, the total age of all the 3 added together is 120yrs which brings the equation: gs + 7gs + 12gs = 120
20gs = 120
gs = 6
.: grandson = 6yrs
father = 7(6) = 42yrs and grandpa = 12(6) = 72yrs

B. 5yrs
C. 66yrs and 6 months old or 67yrs

Wow! Wow! Wow! It's the Lord's doing, so happy almost everybody made it at last including my great bro Olabode. To those who were not so lucky, it's not the end, you don't know what your creator has in stock for you. Congratulobia, what's next ooooo?

ugonna1054: oga ortarico long time no post....where av u been?
@all excluding me,F,prince et labodz..where av u been

My bro nowhere ooo, I've been very busy these days so I watch from the sidelines. Good morning!

Zikstar4me: Sometimes I just wonder how manage UI's page is 700 and something. What do they talk about?

Need not too much talking without saying anything.

daroz: I don't know if this topic have been discussed here b4, but something actually came up dat really make me want to know now. Though I have done my medical research, I need d religious point of view, thanks.

It can be addressed in two ways.

1. It's not a sin by just a natural nocturnal emission. It's a healthy way the body cleanses its system which can't be counted as sin.

2. It becomes sin after involving a process of obscenely diurnal gestures, thoughts or lust for women which brings about the erotic dream.

Where have my masters been? Pls, save the life of this great thread!

johnpaul1101: thanks very much bro, i really appreciate. Yea i know it's a past question but i didnt see any solution, dat's why i had 2 post it again. Have a nice day and remember 2 keep my salah meat

I'm not a muslim oo but I embrace Islam. Thanks too, enjoy your day.

xpens: jus bin away 4 a while..i lost ma dad on d early hours of tuesday!!

Take heart, be a man, I feel your pain bro!

johnpaul1101: goodday and happy salah 2 everyone.
Plz i could use some here:
The numerator of a fraction is 5 less than it's denominator. If 6 is added to the numerator and 4 to the denominator. The fraction is doubled. What is the fraction?
Plz solution/workings will be greatly appreciated.

Past question, here's the solution.

Calculusf(x):
...let the denominator be x...since the numerator is 5 less than the denominator...then the original fraction is (x-5)/x...but the question continues that 6 is added to the numerator and 4 to the denominator...then (x-5+6)/(x+4)...which is equal to 2 times the original equation{(x-5)/x}...then (x+1)/(x+4)=2(x-5)/x...multiply through by x(x+4){which is the same as cross multiplication} to give x(x+1)=2(x-5)(x+4)...x^2+x=2x^2-2x-40...x^2-3x-40....x=8 or -5...since the original equation is (x-5)/x...substitute 8 which gives 3/8 OR substitute -5 which gives 2

Wow, still loving the here! Well done generals!

Calculusf(x):
...the polynomial is advance,try and read lodovico ferarri's method for quartic equation...don't ask me,if you don't get it ooo coz the formula is very advance...someone said those who study masters in algebra can be taught the formula...BUT YOU CAN USE IT FOR ANY POLYNOMIAL

Nice one my prof, thanks! I know that of his cubic equation, I'll go and study his quartic.

The Unique Uniport! How I wish you'll consider 2nd choosers this year. You're not to blame though.