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ugonna1054: I think u should go be a math teacher . By d way wat's ur course? And did u meet 5 cutoff? I really hope mathematics is ur course

Lolzzz. . . . .Yes sir, dah's why I rep Economics the only soc/sci course dat deals with lots of mathematical approaches to economic problems. What abt you?

ugonna1054: mathematician, REALLY??!!!!

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. . . . . .what do you think?

Nerdy maths jokes:

1. Prove that 2/10 = 2
soln:
2/10 = 2
Two/Ten = wo/en
(T with T Cancel)
:. w = 23rd letter
o = 15th "
e = 5th "
n = 14th "

So,
=>> 23 + 15/5 + 14 = 38/19
= 2.

2. Theorem: 3 = 4
Proof:
Soln
3 = 4
Suppose: a + b = c
this can also be written as:
4a - 3a + 4b - 3b = 4c - 3c
After re-organising:
4a + 4b - 4c = 3a + 3b - 3c
Take the constants of the brackets:
4 * (a + b - c) = 3 * (a + b - c)
Remove the same term left and right:
4 = 3.

Jesust! Where alof una kan go for this thread? Me will start calling the register oooo. . . .haba!

Pls oo, has ASUU ever broke record of the shortest period of strike or will it? Too much future impossible tenses in our economy. . . . .gawd!

Mr Calculus: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...........Oga Ortarico..hmmm

Prof wetin na, no be good tin ah yarn? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. . . .





























¤Coughs¤ that's all!

Cutesthunk: HOLYGHOST FIRE! DESTROY EVERY POWER FIGHTING MY ADMISSION! EVERY SPIRIT OF STAGNATION! FALL DOWN N DIE 80 TIMES! FIRE!!! EVERY DEMONIC POWER HOLDING ASUU OYA BOMB BY FIRE!!! FIRE!!!FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!!FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!!FIRE!!! FIRE!!!FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!!FIRE!!! FIRE!!!FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!!FIRE!!! FIRE!!!FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!!FIRE!!! FIRE!!!FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!!FIRE!!! FIRE!!!FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!!FIRE!!! FIRE!!!FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!!FIRE!!! FIRE!!!FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!!FIRE!!! FIRE!!!FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!!FIRE!!! FIRE!!!FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!!FIRE!!! FIRE!!!FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!!FIRE!!! FIRE!!!FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!!FIRE!!! FIRE!!!FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!!FIRE!!! FIRE!!!FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!!FIRE!!! FIRE!!!FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!!FIRE!!! FIRE!!!FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!!FIRE!!! FIRE!!!FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!!FIRE!!! FIRE!!!FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!!FIRE!!! FIRE!!!FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!!FIRE!!! FIRE!!!FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!!FIRE!!! FIRE!!!FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!!

hmmmmmm. . . . . .it's not good to play with fire ooo. . .Fire is a very dangerous element!

damosky12: if na agape, I flow with you o but if na another tin, my broz, na Akanbi93 I go call come fire you by fire.

hehe. . . .na by force to name the love i get for you with fruit? Ok ooo. . . .na grape love me get for you ooo. . . .omosivie me love you pawpawly and can't just stop loving you all but that Akanbi93, hin no need any fruit of love na ß-Ó-K-Ò-H-Æ-R-Æ-M love! Hmmm. . . .sha nor talk pass my mouth so, make them no come bomb our cathedral bishop yemmy?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

yemmytcm: good morning sir ! #prostrating# me dey salute everybody o. As we dey wait for list ! Abi any info dey ni ? Mastermind i sight you o.... Tis well,i miss my labodz and ortarico o....#walking back to da chapel# i bring you peace

Peace unto you my bishop. I dey here ooo. . . .missing you physically as well. Uhm. . . .oga laboz, se wapa? Greetings with Love!

faraaday: u re welkum bk to lasgidi bro..wetin u bring cum na?

Thanks boss, na loiloi full my bag ooo. . .how we go do am now?

damosky12: HOLY MICHEAL!!
Lets say we did'nt see it sha.

DESCEND!!
hmmmmmm. . .i'm seeing things sha. So I can't tell a fellow human being I love him/her regardless of the sex bah? Ok, I love you gangan damosky. What NEXT??

Thank you JESUS for the journey mercies back to Lag. Although it's always said that there's no place like home, na LIE! There are some places you'll go and never wish to come back, you might even forget where you come from talk-less of the route back. I really enjoyed my stay with my brother at Choba-Uniport and I 'm grateful to GOD for the double admission this year, HALLELUJAH!
@faraaday, I see you boss. I'm always here, is just that me is waiting for other things that are involved ni.
@oladoya, fabeg no vex. Just saw that you called yesterday. 'tis because of the long and stressful journey of yesterday that made me slept-off before then.
@omosivie, hope all is well sha? It's been long you came online on 2go over five days now. If you're reading this or whenever you read it I want you to know that i'm getting worried oooo. . . . I love you, you hear.
My people I hail all of una oooo. . . .i'll alwalys love you my Unilag brethen! Can't wait to meet you guys at the University Of First Choice. GREAT AKOKITES!

ugonna1054: . The strike would be called off hopefully in less than two weeks from now according to a very reliable source.

hmmmm. . . . .let's keep hoping anyway.

The merit list is not what i'm after now since the cut off marks have revealed our admission status already. The problem is; ASUU should call off the strike so that our seniors can write their second semester exams then we move in come the next session. Happy Sunday!

Dr. Asiko:
Enjoy PH abeg, It's not easy...Beware of Aluu people sha

Lolzzz. . . . .thanks!

Choi, this place don dey dry wetin apun na. Well engr lucky where art thou? Me still at Choba ooo. . .been to Alakahia, Aluu, and Rumokoro. I'll soon be leaving for Lag, does it mean we're not gonna meet one on one?
Well done guys!

Nerosoft19: smh!!! lets not start august like dis....peace

smh back!!! Peace sha, happy nju: month.

Nerosoft19: whats upp nah?? ppl Jes falling ill... we covered wit d blood of Jesus...wish u guys health

It's; 'We are or We're covered'. You see, truly no-one is above mistake.

gezismith: Wow,thank God I made it.matric of life.......ehm where are all doze guyz wey dey form 80,75,72 where una dae.abi una cuttoff dne change

Oga congrats. Uhm. . . na mistake dem do, na dia last year agg be dat. Hmmm. . .pipu sha

Omosivie,:
I passed all the catchment cut-offs but didn't meet the merit cut-off but I'm not from any catchment area. I scored 66.13 and d merit cut-off is 69.63. It is well sha

You really tried. Unilag can be so disappointing. My advice to you is; try to do something about it before it's too late. Don't let your handiwork be in vain. I wish you well.

shol: Where The Homo-Economicus At ?? PM me so we start a group chat on whatsapp so we'll try to answer your questions by God's grace..
Congratulations once again.

What's your no bro that we can add you?

@Moustapha my boss, I sight you ooo. . . .oya we ya brothers are ready, so get ready to feed us with all infos as regards Economics you and Shol.

@farano:
Congrats 2 dose dat made it especially yemmy,ortarico,oladoya & hillsnite. & 4 odas, let us hope 4 d best.

Thanks aunty farano, ya boys are good to go higher. Thanks for all your contributions right from the beginning till now. Wishing you and the other DE aspirants success as well.

Omosivie,:
Congrats

Thanks my dear.

yemmytcm: congrats my deacon ! We are in ! I'm happy ....may God help all of our other brothers.

Praise GOD for that my Bishop and congrats as well. I pray our other brothers will be in a happy mood to testify. But i'm feeling somehow sad right now, just finished chatting with one of them. Pls, let's meet to chat on 2go boss.

Alagbara lo lorun mi, Alagbara lo lorun mi ooo, to ba ti soro, be na lori, Alagbara lo lorun mi.
Igba gbogbo sa layo mi, Igba gbogbo sa layo mi ooo, Satani lo ni banuje ooo, igba gbogbo sa layo mi.
Can't believe this, my GOD has done it for me (ECONOMICS).

oladoya: Oga ortarico, me am happy to tell you say we don enter ooo. I just saw 47 and 67 so at worse the cut off is calculated by adding lowest mark to the highest mark and divide it by 2. So let us jus say 50+70=120/2=60. Mind you catchment area still dey dere oo. What am seeing now is most of the pioneers of this thread will surely make it trough and the new comers also will not be let out. Lets keep up our hope

That's a nice assumption, spot on boss and a big AMEN to that.

oyestephen: Its been long i posted here....cso otarico good morning sir.....could the mbbs students do me a favour by posting their p.ume score ?

I see you my boss. . .morning Sir.

Teague: See Guys I'm Very Very Sorry for Using any FouL Language or Hitting a Nerve. It's Just That Most Of The Peepz Down Here are Acting Like They're The Leaders Here but There The Ones Instigating the Coarse Behaviour. Why Criticise Every and AnyOne? And Then Some People Who've Been Quiet All The Long will Later Post only to Encourage Artrico and His Crew.... We're Grown, This Is the Internet; I Bet Most Of 'em Wouldn't do Shit in a Face to Face Confrontation. We're not Tryna Impress anyone Here. We're Here For a Purpose and That Isn't To Judge Anyone. FeeL Free to Feel Superior; U Only Making a FooL of Yourself. AND I'M READY FOR ANYONE WHO POSTS TRASH ABOUT ME. I've Kept It Simple Enough. Thank You btwn I'm Not Angry oo; Just Gotta Clear the Air

Hey! Hey!! Watch your tongue boyd!!!
I'm not feeling superior here neither am I feeling inferior. You were the one who just decided to take offence at my seemingly innocuous comment. For God's sake, my observation was honest enough that scores like your said 83 is invalid.
If you like decide to call me what ever you will; Atriko, Apariko, Ojukwuriko. . . . . . O boy it's non of my business!

oladoya: It is a pity that some people are ingrate on this thread just like this thick or Teague or wetin you call urself. U have been followin this thread with ur *fufu* cerebrum without providing any useful info and this person u are talking against was one of those that work vehementely with the aim of putting smile on our faces after the exam. Here u are with ur gutter-like-gullet, vomitting fibbings from that baseless pit so called Oesophagus of urs. Well am not angry yet but pls dont incense ma adrenalin cos if u do, the next tin is to incacerate u. Ortarico boss pls take ham easy sha oo. Let them be pls. Oda ogas i greet oo

Oga Oladoya fabeg easy easy too. Me jus want make dem know sey we aren't ignorant of the fake scores posted here each day so if dem like dem fit tok sey dia pume score be 296 when we all know that it's over 100, dis is unilag's admission thread not OAU's admission thread. And if you think because we had low scores dah's why we're against the fake high scores here, you're living in a fool's paradise and the devil is dancing limpopo for you. I rest my case.

labodinho: ortarico,no use '93-'98 regime for dem abeg,try dat of d guy that packed up 2010..............@ all doz guyz vexing,make una no vex ehn,we'r all here to catch fun n dnt take tinz personal.If u like tell us u scored 93/100,we dnt mind.E ma binu ooo @ ppl vexing once again................Bishop captain Yemmy,u don drop dat tin for der?

My oga laboz you sef dey use your eyes view wetin dey apun so? For it is written in the Holy Book 'Thou shalt not add nor subtract from the words I the LORD thy GOD hath given thee this day. . . . .'. Bishop yemmy, abi no be so?

Mesopotamia: chai!.........HOTTERico........I dey feel u jare.

Never meant doing all these, na him push me to the wall. . . .i'm a cool headed guy, baba God sef know.

Omosivie,:
U're not meant to approximate ur agg cos d cut-off marks are aggs not approximated aggs

Help me tell him ooo. . .maybe my brain is being tricky to me; if you said you scored 83, definitely your half there is 41.5 and different from 82.5 which is 41.25