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EducationRe: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Ortarico(m): 12:26pm On Jul 27, 2013
mustoupha: em b enemy of progress ni...otarico sho ara re o....
mo ti gbo ooo but sofri ooo. . .she be my sister in the Lord ni.
EducationRe: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Ortarico(m): 10:44am On Jul 27, 2013
yemmytcm: ortarico,no spoil show o ....see da way you quote da thing,you be badoo
Bishop yemmy, you don know na, badt gan.
EducationRe: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Ortarico(m): 10:11am On Jul 27, 2013
mustoupha: ao did u knw dat??u knw wat?i fink I lyk ur signature and i'd luv 2 chat wit u..wat do u say?FB username:mustoufa wahab..or better stil,gimme ur fone numba
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
EducationRe: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Ortarico(m): 9:58am On Jul 27, 2013
shol: All Economics major aspirant who had who did well , Congratulations to ya'll if you need any info as regards the course feel free to holla at me as i'm in the Dpt as i was also an active user of the unilag thread last year..
mustoupha: finkin dat fewer pple wrote PUTME dis yr and so cut-off will b low WILL NOT make it low,u'v don ur xam and u'v seen ur result.so,chill 4 ur fate.no matter wat ur score is,wat will BE,will surely BE,we'v seen some1 dat had 68.00 and cut-off was 68.13(Economics) and so,was not admitted.anoda,4 d same course had 60.25 and was admitted infact d guy is on a G.P of 4.71.wat u wil b doin in d next 365days z no longer in ur hands but d function of oda pple's score dat chose ur course..YOU had 72agg,dnt b 2 joyous o cos MBBS cut-off 2years ago was 76...if u dey fumble up and down!ehe,d tin com go boomerange,laughter no go finish o embarassed embarassed...my frnd Teslim had 58.13 4 economics last year,u knw wat?his catchment cut-off was 58.13,he's in ma class naw...YOUR score z 2 low,dnt b 2 optimistic cos u myt b disappointed but be a pessimist..na ur own celebration go plenty pass grin grin...All econs students,i'm waitin 4 u in UNILAG.............
My two great bosses, well said. ¤hands on jaw, watching & praying¤
EducationRe: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Ortarico(m): 11:48pm On Jul 26, 2013
oladoya: economics aspirant in the house lets know ur score ooo pls. Have seen 67 so far any other higher score m edey fear ooo.
hehe. . .see as you dey shake. Omo, pume blast everywhere! Laffing in faculty of economics department of social science. All is well jare!
EducationRe: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Ortarico(m): 11:40pm On Jul 26, 2013
dapreacher: *clears throat* some people are brutally heartless oh..see as u murdered it..smh..God will favour us this year sha
hmmmm. . .this label you gimme so, na wa oh. Amen!
EducationRe: 2015/2016 Uniport Admission Thread by Ortarico(m): 9:34pm On Jul 26, 2013
otokx: yes
ok bro. So what're my chances as it's my second choice?
EducationRe: 2015/2016 Uniport Admission Thread by Ortarico(m): 4:45pm On Jul 26, 2013
otokx: what was your jamb score?
209 bro. Would it be joined with my pume score for an agg?
EducationRe: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Ortarico(m): 12:31pm On Jul 26, 2013
yemmytcm: we don dey permanent site,only looking for a more permanent one jere,deacon ortarico ...na you o
yehey! More power to your elbow man of God.
EducationRe: 2015/2016 Uniport Admission Thread by Ortarico(m):
House am I good to go? 232, Economics second choice sha.
EducationRe: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Ortarico(m): 6:18am On Jul 26, 2013
damosky12: hmmm. Ladies maan. Hehe.
yemmytcm: damosky,me be bishop o....ortarico fit testify o...me juz dey preach to everybody ni o...boss,what's ya agg score na ...you're going for philosophy shey ?
hmmmm. . . .My oga dey contest for pope sef. Moving his gospel to the permanent site tinz. . .
EducationRe: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Ortarico(m): 6:14am On Jul 26, 2013
@farano:
Ur aggr8 score is 72.50 econs
EducationRe: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Ortarico(m): 5:28pm On Jul 25, 2013
yemmytcm: boss,na me you wan come dey give pot....it's well, ...I had 72.5 % for postume...and an aggregate score of 68.88 % for physiotherapy....ortarico and others,oya sharp sharp
hmmmmm. . . .i never talk am ni?
EducationRe: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Ortarico(m): 2:39pm On Jul 25, 2013
dapreacher: Lol....oga sir..wat did u score? and what course?
no mine me jare. Abeg forget about the score now, what matters most is the cut off marks cause many of us blast. But if you still one know, scored 72.50. Economics
EducationRe: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Ortarico(m): 1:09pm On Jul 25, 2013
dapreacher: *heaves* first of all I thank God on behalf of everyone..low or high score where there's life there's hope...so admission or no admission we all have a million and one reasons to thank God
Then also that u scored high doesn't mean that u're better than anyone..it's just d grace of God
I also observed that those that were most active here before d results have decided to keep their results off nl...well *shrugs* I just believe it's unnecessary to do so as d reason we're all dropping ours is for comparison not to show superiority or whatever so prolly u guys wuld repent and tell us smiley
Well..frm my observations I think Salzyswag scored highest in the putme.. oga I hail oh

As for me God's favour placed me at 80% for putme and 71.sumfn % aggregate sha... going for computer science tho... I believe we'll all make it by God's grace
for your mind bah?
EducationRe: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Ortarico(m): 1:06pm On Jul 25, 2013
Kobo joe: God is Great!....post utme score - 82.50%, aggregate 67% Econs
bro, are you on 2go? Let's chat.
EducationRe: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Ortarico(m): 12:57pm On Jul 25, 2013
engr lucky: Where are Drs Asiko, Max-ben, Oyestephen, Hillsnite, etc. Even if you have not checked your result, just say something. @Salzysaag. Congrats. That was super excellence. By God's grace, it should be able to carry you into unilag. Oga Laboz, engr Rashy, I see you guys oo. Chief Ortarico. All the best at Choba. Good morning all.
Thanks my good boss. Choba is interesting! It's over now, thank you Lord for making me blast both. I'm so so happy, baba God dey sweet me for belle.
EducationRe: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Ortarico(m): 10:07pm On Jul 24, 2013
Yes, na now you go see how this thread go pass 4 pages in a day. Anyways, congrats everyone, hope to see you all in school come september by his grace. Too Sure sey we go make am.
EducationRe: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Ortarico(m): 1:10pm On Jul 24, 2013
Hmmmmm. . . .welcome back guys, oya share your experience with us; yemmy, laboz, oladoya etc. . . .where una dey now?
EducationRe: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Ortarico(m): 6:45am On Jul 24, 2013
Rap maestro: yeah.. #WARMING UP IN THIS RAIN.. Showers Of Blessings shall pour down on us.
Hmmmm. . . .can sight you, bless ya!

engr lucky: Wishing you journey mercies on your way to PH. It is well.
Amen, all is well. A leg out bro!
EducationRe: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Ortarico(m): 5:57am On Jul 24, 2013
Lemme be the first to wish all the soldier boish and gels VICTORY; Laboz, Yemmy, Oladoya, Oyestephen, Dr. Asiko, Eng Lucky, Lurve, Rap maestro amongst others. . . .You're all good to go!
EducationRe: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Ortarico(m): 5:51am On Jul 24, 2013
max_ben: A couple of my math questions had no answers. i solved and the answers were not listed in d options cause i'm pretty sure of the solutions...
did u experience anything like that?
I thought it only happened to me ooo. . . . that I was the only one that observed that. @laboz, I think I told you.
EducationRe: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Ortarico(m): 5:47am On Jul 24, 2013
max_ben: MBBS...
ok boss, success!

DA.MYSTERY.BOY:
Unilag Admission Is Dame Hard I Wrote Last Year I Got 62.25% Bt Not Given Bt Dey Gave 59% Base On Catchment Area Sha
You're right bro, I think everything is on luck and grace. I had 61.88% last year but wasn't admitted whereby 55% gan for the same course made it to the merit list. So, if the results come out and you did well, dont relax or think you've already arrive. . . .next; 'tis PRAYER oooo
EducationRe: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Ortarico(m): 4:35pm On Jul 23, 2013
oyestephen: @auroae thanks for the advice
@ben, engr, otarico success brothers. Thanx for the questions...tomorrow is my day, and at cits...
Thanks boss, same to you. Good luck!
EducationRe: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Ortarico(m): 4:33pm On Jul 23, 2013
hillsnite: Oga labohindo... Tho medic dey touf small,bt it is well. Max-ben max sucess(tho d general p wasnt smiling ooo)..ortarico max sucess..were is ifisco nahhuh
Thanks boss. Have you written?
EducationRe: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Ortarico(m): 4:32pm On Jul 23, 2013
max_ben: what course are u going for?
success with ur result...
Economics. What about you boss?
EducationRe: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Ortarico(m): 4:22pm On Jul 23, 2013
yemmytcm: Max ben,shey na like diz dem wan do us medics ? Hope you were able to answer it ...ortarico,walahi me dey enjoy you,that guy wey dey look you don fail,don't worry na 102% you get.....labodz,oladoya,asiko,lurve...na our turn now o
Thanks oga mi your head is very correct. . . .na thursday go determine ooo, make oga bello no seize my result.
EducationRe: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Ortarico(m): 4:19pm On Jul 23, 2013
Walextopolino: abeg o no tell ur papa dis story o make he no use gun shoot you o.
Im go understand joor no be my fault now. . . .those of you wey dey write tomorrow, let the jacking continue oooo. . .untill God show una rainbow to stop. SUCCESS !
EducationRe: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Ortarico(m): 3:20pm On Jul 23, 2013
labodinho: ORTARICO!!!!!!!! GOD DON FAVOUR YOU WETHER U LIKE IT OR NOT,Amen.But if u wan score 90/100 minimum,post answer join so i won't disturb u for dat awah chat side...............Lord ve mercy!
Amen oooo. . . .
1. That number one gimme headache sha, so i jus choose ni ooo. Options were; 21, 22, -21, -22
2. (1,0)
3. Mistake there; in two days not once. 324km
4. 8cm
5. 0.49
6. 30
7. 100mins
8. 193.5cmsqr
EducationRe: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Ortarico(m): 2:43pm On Jul 23, 2013
oladoya: base 400 comin in for base 101@ Ortarico if you read me copy.. Situation report
For Gp: Asked the minister of water works and finance. The identity on N20. Some questions also came out from the practise question there. The former nigerian secretary general to UNO. What Obudu in plateau is most useful for. Etc. . . .

For eng: just go practise the PQ I recommended for you some time on 2go, all of their question where from there.

For Maths: 1. Simplify (2x - 2)/8 - (2z - 1)/6 = 1 - (3x + 5)/24. . . .put brackets there for better understanding.
2. X^2 - y - 1 = 0. . . . . .y - 2x + 2 = 0 solve the equations simultaneously to find the value of (x,y)
3. Ade walls 797km in once in two days, the following day he walked 75km; what was the distance he walked on the second day?
4. The base of a triangle is three times the height, the area is 44cmsqr. Find the height.
5. What is the radius of a circle of circumference 3.08cm. (pi = 22/7)
6. The height of a man varies proportionaly to his weight. If he's weight is 20kg and 1.5m tall. What is the constant?
7. What is 2/3 of 2 1/2hours in minutes?
8. Find the TSA of a cylinder of diameter 7cm, height 7cm when the bottom is closed. (pi = 22/7)
EducationRe: Unilag 2013/2014/admission by Ortarico(m): 2:17pm On Jul 23, 2013
I af finish oooo. . . .Glory be to God in the highest. My thanks also goes to those of you who wished me well in short us writing today as a whole. So my story goes thus. . . . . . . . . ;


Was scheduled for 9 but as a guy who loves risking things, that was the time I left my place at Badagry. Reached there at exactly 12, and decided to drop my bag at one of our relative's home at Iwaya. Immediately left there and headed for campus. Entered there through the second gate which is close to the house I dropped my things. Got there and was not that searched sha cause all of them don tayad and we were few that came by that time. Omo, na woman search me ooo. . .and I knew she enjoyed the searching, me sef press 'p' cause her hand was cool, felt as if I was under anointing. Went into the orientation hall, come see how guys they ask both useful and useless questions, though we didn't stay all that long before marched to the Energy Taking Complex (ETC) for the exam. Got there sha, seated opposite a guy looking at me like Policeman torch. Ok na mey we see the first person to commot eye, said to myself. Of a sudden, heard START by the pretty lady Supervising us. I logged in and noticed the guy log in too but he still continue the gazing. Me sef stubborn, I sey I nor go commot eye. No sooner than I thought to leave him than I heard 'kpom' on my heard, 'Are you a Learner?' the sisi asked. Looked at the time, 'twas 5 mins left. choi, I don die! Then I hurriedly began my magic rhyme; 'who mess am. . . .' to choose the answer. Looked at the guy again, im still dey look me sha. . . .hmmm. . . .some people are so zealous to fail, I said to myself again. I didn't finish answering when the time was over, stood up and begged the woman to please sell me 30 mins time ticket, she no even answer me. Well, just as we left the hall, I caught up with that big headed guy, I said; 'Guy, you know sey you don already fail?' he then laughed hard and said 'na jazz me use now, as I put my hand on top the mouse the thing dey help me select the answer.' I said; 'why you con dey look me like that abi you know me before?' He replied; 'the pesin wey help me do am sey make I distract one pesin so that the tin go work well well.'

Choi, I don die oooo. . . .una see my life for outside like this?
EducationRe: Nairaland Mathematics Clinic by Ortarico(m): 6:41am On Jul 22, 2013
biolabee: I think its combo not permutation as a handshake is unique
Sir, what he did was combo not permutation.

Well, this was how I did mine ooo:
The first person shakes hands with 7 persons, the second with 6 persons, untill the final 1 person, giving it: 7 + 6 + 5 + 4 + 3 + 2 + 1 = 28 or better still deriving a sequencial formula thus;
1, 2, 3, 4, 5. . . . . .n - 1

=> n(n - 1)/2
=> 8(7)/2
=> 56/2
=> 28

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