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My appeal to any sane human in Naija,never never confront an armed man.(Police in particular)

Most of the times when I travel on the highway when I get to their check point I just smile at them and that does the magic for me.

I delibrately have some 100naira bills on my shirt pocket and just give to any of them that trys to park me,even with your car papers complete they would still look for 5 that looks like S.

Fhemmmy:
Chief . . . Business has been good, cos God is in control.
We will look into your request, but as always when you make the color has to be a particular one, it is always hard to get something of good pricing . . .

But me and you would talk in the chambers while i display some to you.

Ok just display the ones you have.

nyrol:
Chief Osama i dey hail o

Ah chairman, na me hail pass oh.

Fine Innovation.

Chief how is business?

Am thinking of getting a Qx4 2001 black when I come out next & can we have some pictures to choose from.

Something like this.

[quote author=PROUD-IGBO link=topic=785612.msg9378350#msg9378350 date=1319076473]^^^ I can just picture it as if i was there:

**Dynamite eplodes KAGBIM!!!** Come see race, as everybody scatter comot. As one Policeman joins 'bloody civilians' to leg it for dear life, one silly fat woman (that can't seem to run fast enough ) is blocking his route of escape, and in annoyance Olopa shouts: "abegi if you no fit run fast, comot for road make i pass". The fat woman looks behind her while still running and asks, "officer, you sef join us dey run?". To which the Olopa unashamedly responds, "b/4 nko? Abi you think say i wan die for nothing? You dis woman, e be like say you no dey hear!!? I say run faster, or comot make i pass ".

Nigeria Police no dey take life play; especially when it's their own .[/quote]

Getting ready for.

Hi Chief, I sent you a text regarding a Pathy.A Colleague wants exactly something like mine,do you have any on ground.Please get back asap.

Quite appealing but preferable black exterior.

Why steal a baby when you can adopt one legally.

^^^^

Your red p is worth only 10p.

Always changing the rules all the time.

9 Hours More.

Its inevitable a split must happen.

Let's divide this country oh.

1 Day More.

At that age you need to stop dressing in their presence.

Oh so sorry to hear that, the most important thing now for you is to have a safe delivery and then you can trash out the issue.


Men are polygamous by nature"more than 95% of men commit adultery or have committed it in the past" only if their wives really knew and it all boils down to the way they are wired.

Great move, I wonder why their HQ would be in Lagos or Abuja.

This is very bad.

3 More Nights.

Hmmmn

Going To Leave.

3 More Days.

We are waiting.