₦airaland Forum

Jennyclay:
I do in dollars not naira.

I'm looking for a married man who will buy me a house worth $300 million.

Please, if you're a broke poverty stricken man don't quote me oo.. biko.

some of u dont even know dat ur dad didn't have money to marry ur mum..he just give am bele..then na bread coke and bride price them take they marry for parlour..no halls..no photo book..no pre wedding..no gown they wore anything..imagine if ur dad couldn't afford these easy things then...u have to respect us that paid 500k for hall just for wedding..na so one idiot dey jump from yahoo boy to yahoo boy .we later got to know that her dad had to marry her mum when she was abt to marry her yahoo boyfriend .funny enough the marriage lasted 9 months funny creature..very funny people

ledaman:
But there should be professionalism in all our endeavors.

the professionalism is in not mentioning names..a doctor can actually come online and tell us how an hiv patient came to his office begging for cure or how a woman opened up to him that she doesn't have a womb and her husband is not awear..u cant do nothing cuz the doctor attends to 200 patients per day...u are not the only one in d world without a womb or with hiv..he didn't mention ur name..the court will strike the case before it gets to the court..hope u learnt something today..job ethics thnks

iCauseTrouble:
The automatic jobs should be for First Class graduates from government schools and not from all these mushroom private universities

privates Schs are at liberty to employ them..that's y its private..off course it's for fg Schs and they are lecturing jobs only..dont go and submit ur first class degree in nnpc,nrdc,FIRS,,customs etc without connection those jobs have been kept for people who are still in secondary sch...its automatic lecturing job and its final which private schs can as well offer thier students..some private schs pay better but there are flaws in rules of disengagement,retirement ,pension etc

We are already in darkness...fg please never pay them that money..they are not providing anything..imagine wat assu and sanu will do with 1.6 trillion..we will run universities for 15 years without strike..Buhari give us the money these clowns have nothing good to offer

Benjamin855:
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so u get this fixed game and u put 500 naira..nigerians are very funny...y not source for loans..win 40m on ten tickets and return back the loan..u will fail in biz u are not a smart biz man my brother

onuman:
NEXT LEVEL.

DEM CALL OTHERS WHO SAW TOMORROW, WAILERS, OR CHILDREN OF ANGER.

If PMB and PYO are contesting for the same positions in 2023, the ethno-religious bigots of Nigeria shall still vote for them instead of a most qualified candidate from the east.
Enjoy.

u where making sense till where u mention yeast..bros take am easy.u will be given your own country any moment from now.just a little little patient...kanu will be ur president .one day it must happen..they keyword is HOPE

funshint:
Jos I guess?

the north generally is always cold in d mornings and at night..but not applicable to those in congested cities..some of us dont know the impt of tress and the role they play in our environment..i visited kwara and zamfara last 3 years i was shocked though not the main cities u cant survive the cold o

darkelf:
Stop coming here to gloat

Leave this place please. Read the room before typing comments that make you seem insesnsitive

Mtchewww

dont say wat u dont know oga.
Where i reside its vertually 20 hrs everyday..its a fact

There are only 3 areas in benin that enjoy such privilegde..stop talking nonsense..so u can learn.the only prob na bedc the billing can be compared to none..electricity is really expensive..close to 40k a month..and they gave virtuslly everone prepayed metres that is difficult to temper with..prob nor dey finish..meanwhile my dad they use 2k in 3 months for him side .
No lighr there..

Maybe this idiot doesnt even know the police uniform..how can police uniform be fine like the pic there..u guys always put on jumpee trousers that reppels ironing with tattered shirsts...bent trousers with d left leg longer than d right legs with shoes that has filled to angle 60 degreed to the right with the tip of the shoes perpendicular to the sky at angle 87 degress..wat is special about the uniform to be proud off..attimes i even mistake ur men for mentally retarded people suffering from bipolar syndrome and agressive post pathum stress..it will be better u do ur job nicked sir..sorry to sir its the worst uniforms in d world followed by nysc trousers idiots

Me i enjoy over 22 hrs light everyday in edo...though the power in benin is bad but while looking for an ampt had to do proper resarch cuz i love comfort but rent is high...close to 350k for a 2 bedroom apt..i nor know when i on gen last..just hope my gen is still working maybe d parts should be rusted..i will just test it tomorrow sha

talk2hb1:
Nothing special about this bro, just voltage step down, rectification, and smoothing.

una too dey make mouth he tried oga..in a country that produces norhing..if u where that perfect y have u not gone into production..or u know like money..i know someone who builds his own inverters from scratch...in edo..last month he acquired a land worth 30m which he built his company..people prefer his own cuz he used nigeria standard and fuuny enough it is steonger than the imported ones..we head that he has started exportation..he tried oga but he needs to improve cuz that stuff is not marketable..too big and rough

For laptops or mobile phones cuz it doesnt look mobile..or are u getting a laptop bag for your phone..kudos but u can do better

This cltocurency biz is really luctative o..and i was underating it..my guy that has thier time dont pay more than 8k...where is this lie comming from
.not be girls way don even het app for boking like taxify...i nor understand..the funny thing here is that most times after booking its not wat u order for i get..thoee pics decieve die

Blunttruth:
Yup men are that stupid. Later some people will be saying what is the girl bringing to the table. You see that even of you bring something to the table other than sex men will see go after sex, cos their brains are between their legs.

hope ur poor dad gave ur mum a castle for her puna..any slay ladys dad that cant afford a castle for her mum is a big fol..and colossal failure..only slay ladies that jave rich dads are exempted

ledaman:
You are absolutely correct.

u cant sue cuz he didnt mention names..he is educated and cant teach him his jobs..he is at libety to tell the stupid court that he has done such deal for 300 clients so which of them is sueing

Jennyclay:
I do in dollars not naira.

I'm looking for a married man who will buy me a house worth $300 million.

Please, if you're a broke poverty stricken man don't quote me oo.. biko.

pls is it golden hair u have in ur pussy or the normal black one we are used to cuz i nor understand.for ordinary pussy with black hair that is saturated all over the internent..how much for oyinbo sex doll
.nonsense

LeoDeKing:
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Shut up.

We igbos know the fulanisation and islamisation agenda by Buhari and his jihadist herdsmen.

yeah buhari had a hand in this. Cuz i was at d party i saw that fulani girls where half nacked dancing with my igbo blothes one of them put snipper on the drinks..i said it..it has to he the handy work of dss..we in d wasteland will continue to kill ourselves until herdsmen stop killing in the west

Iyaebe:
When you can comfortably care for others without feeling it’s effect,so I think

is this really possible in naija considering the cost of living versus income

What if earth is all we have got..whoever gave blacks religion must apologies for innocent lives that have been taken...those killed for blasphemy..and those who commited suicide by refusing treatment..why help a God to fight...he is stronger than u..why are u helping him to fight.why call ur bro an infidel cuz of an ideology..wat if there are no 7 virgins waiting..wat if religion was given to us as a tool to control crime..wat if earth is all we have got and it all ends here..y marry a todler..y deprive her of education ..work etc...

Nollywood is really overated..look at her rented apartment..only does selling clitocurency with binance are in biz...destiny ekito cant be this average na..or does she act free of charge...artiko thanks for pimping destiny punas biz

The only death i respect is d death of someone trying to make his children happy.someone who died while making money legitimately...so that his family can have a better future..anyone who dies for any dirty puna is on his own...either by snipper or taking a bullet for ur girlfriend is a fool.
I wilp not waste my rip..nlander take note..we have pass that stupid stone age stage

NOwazobia:
Ya. That apply individually, but not racially as many where insinuating "na white man cause am, if na black man".

There would have been other blacks in same location as you that will stand by their wife. Even in that same traffic, there must have been those who didn't run due to the person they were with in their car.

So, is not a black man, white man thing, but an individual thing.

yeah its definately not my thing..let me leave it for those who want to die needlessly..the annoying part is dat d girl was a swimmer and swarm to safty while the guy was begging her for help after his arms where injured from d propeller it will nerver ne well with women she swarm to save her own life without considering the injured guy who foolishly got himself into this mess..

osazsky:
oga talk about yourself...i don run leave my wife when ronbers where rubbing from vehicle to vehicle shooting sporadically..i was already at oluku juction before i remembered i left my preg wife and car keys in usele..talk to yourself.u think people like us have time for drama

this happened in 2019..so talk to yourself..not to talk of common girlfriend that everyone is chatting with online..u will be shocked that this stupid girl go still dey hide her phone from this man or passwords her watsapp...nor be oyinbo..and d simp still dey form love

NOwazobia:
Everybody, both dark and light complex will do thesame. It's an impulse to survival.

As long you are good at swimming, you will do with no second thought irrespective of race and standard. It was just sad he landed on the propeller. After all, you wouldn't know you will land on the wrong side, which will be one of your confidence to rescue.

If he knew he would be having an accident that was going to take his life he wouldn't have attempted it. Only few will dare attempt it, but only for their offspring.

oga talk about yourself...i don run leave my wife when ronbers where rubbing from vehicle to vehicle shooting sporadically..i was already at oluku juction before i remembered i left my preg wife and car keys in usele..talk to yourself.u think people like us have time for drama

Simran94:
These Nairaland guys are just funny.

So if it was his sister that was in the water or young child in the water, wouldn’t he swim to save them?
No wonder a lot of you are so heartless.

u didnt read the part that said they where just friends..not siblings,not wife,not parents..i can never die for a friend.come and beat me but i will put my life on the line for my family members..my son..my siblings etc..god forbid..tufiakwa..jack was never a hero but a total waste of sperm i am sure d dad would have regreted not using a condom the night he slept with his mum..this man is a spoilt idiot and doesnt know wat life means most peole who have wealthy parents do stupid things...some even drink snipers cuz of one dirty puna that is even running online hiz it is well. . No simps will celebrate this simp

pagahalo:
So sad, what we do for love...

oga talk about yourself..wat u do for love and not wat we do for love..how many of una dey think this kind rubbish..now that punna is scatteted all over d internet..i reject it outrightly ijn if na play...the look on my dads and mums face alone wont allow me do this rubbish they really suffered for me.so i cant waste my death..well he was a billionaire son..so his parents will dust him off

Truvelisback:
A billionaire Son risking is own life for a lady. Haba!!! The guy fvck up. If the guy was in her shoes, the lady wouldn't have done the same to rescue him.

thatz my point..look at the position he left his dad and mum..not a wife o..boyfriend and girlfriend..that another bad guy is fucking ....or she fit even day these online app dey run matter unknown to this spoilt brat..rip though..but it was needless

Bluezy13:
The weight of both Jack and Rose would have sunk the "raft" (as evident when they both hung unto it initially); one had to let go

y must he let go y not save himself..jack died as the idiot of the millennium and should nerver be celebrated..he wasnt married to her,she wasnt the mother of his children he met her on the boat.since he was poor and d girl rich he already had inferiority complex..i am sure jack dad regretted d day he begot jack but oyinbo nor show that part..just like girls we meet online and fuk that same day to me thats wat they where...u met her on a ship..replace the ship with online..if there was internent then jack would have met her online not ship and fukedd her that day thats where thier biz would have ended all girls are hoooes and are not worth dieing for..moreover women dont die for men.them go soon act this film now and celebrate this spoilt overpampared idiot

killmods:
So if she can swim why did he panic and jump in the water only to get caught up in the propeller. Guy just killed himself while she swam to safety.

its a sacrificial thing u wont understand..once dated an ogbanje had to run from my life

Why do love stories always end up in water..first jack in tatanic then this..i am suspecting mami water or ogbanje and its always the guys who these girls use as sacrifies to by more time on earth

When u already know that relationship is sex...all he wants is sex or u can offer is sex sorry dear there is nothing u can do abt this..u will grow old with it and probably end up as a single mother..u cant kill an ideology..belief or relegion..no one has succeded in doing this..not tru wars nor counselling grow with it ma