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Christianity Etc › Re: Is It Right To Be Baptized By Immersion Twice? by osazsky(m): 6:48pm On Jun 11, 2017 |
hopefulLandlord: if you think Christianity is not a confusing mishmash kindly read on
Let's ask Christian sects how to define Actual Christianity:
Methodist: It is accepting Jesus as your Lord and Savior and publicly sharing that acceptance by getting baptized through sprinkling of water.
Baptist: No, no, no -- you must be DUNKED in water, heathen.
Pentecostal: Yer both wrong -- ye must be baptized by the Holy Spirit and ye must speak in tongues to prove you are saved.
Lutherans: You don't need to do any of that. Our founder said just believe and have faith (oh yeah and he REALLY hated Jews).
Presbyterian: How droll -- lol. No no..you see it does not matter what you do or do not, God has already decided who the true Christians will be and they are obviously all Presbyterians.
Episcopalians: Well, we each get to decide what constitutes Christianity. What is in your heart? What do you think it is for you? What say you, Bishop Spong?
Church of Christ: None of you are going to heaven because you use musical instruments in your services and God hates that.
Jehovah's Witness: Something Something Kingdom Hall; something something no birthdays, several End Times falsely predicted, no blood transfusions,,,,
Seventh Day Adventist: Pah! None of you even have the right day.
United Church of Christ: It's all good; let's listen to an acoustic guitar solo and accept gay people.
Non-denominational: Gay people? ewww. No no, ye must build megachurches with gyms and cafes to be righteous to god.
Catholic: Ummm....oldest sect here, guys. Forget that "accepting Jesus" stuff. You must mediate with God via a priest and eat crackers to get saved (just do not leave your kids alone with said priests, OK?). Oh yeah..and Virgin Mary is way cool.
Church of England: Yeah, what the Catholic said...but divorce is 100% OK.
Unitarian Universalists: Why are you guys even trying to define Christianity? All beliefs are the same (whoops.we aint even Christians). couldn't read too long y not go straight to the point |
Investment › Re: Why Swiss Golden Nigeria Is Unrealistic And A Waste Of Money And Time. by osazsky(m): 6:42pm On Jun 11, 2017 |
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Crime › Re: Man Burnt To Death In Kano (Graphic Photo) by osazsky(m): 6:14pm On Jun 11, 2017 |
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Celebrities › Re: Davido Builds A House For Utibe Who Sang ‘IF’ (Photos) by osazsky(m): 11:24pm On Jun 10, 2017 |
This guy nor b like person wey get 30 billion o, how many of una c d house wey him build for himself, D house b like poultry. He try sha. Always living false lives claiming to ve wen in d real sense dem just dey manage. How many of una dey watch crips dat yr. Snoop dog comes to my mind |
Politics › Re: 10 Steps To Recall A Senator In Nigeria. by osazsky(m): 11:04pm On Jun 10, 2017 |
But y op nor post steps to recall a vegetable president rather than this Shit. We need d dullard out of aso rock in London. Failure president in diaspora |
Crime › Re: Pastor Beats Landlady To Death In Anambra Over Rent, His Shrine Discovered. Pics by osazsky(m): 11:00pm On Jun 10, 2017 |
So upon all d ritual and charm your members could not raise ur rent for u. Dis is a lesson to my Ogun state brothers. Even if u do rituals by killing u will still remain poor. Riches comes from ideas but put God first thks |
Fashion › Re: Lady's Before & After Makeover Photos Spark Outage Online by osazsky(m): 10:56pm On Jun 10, 2017 |
If not for make up, some women sha. Only God knows |
Events › Re: Yoruba Man Weds Oyinbo Lady In US, Oyinbo People Rock African Attire by osazsky(m): 10:53pm On Jun 10, 2017 |
Who sew d first two attire from top. Na motor saw he use? Some tailor self na wah o |
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa 2019 AFCON Qualifiers: 0 - 2 (Full Time) by osazsky(m): 5:06pm On Jun 10, 2017 |
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Crime › Re: Abayomi Fredrick Ebiesuwa 'Chairman' Declared Wanted By EFCC For N53Million Scam by osazsky(m): 4:54pm On Jun 10, 2017 |
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Politics › Re: Soldiers Clear Gutter & Roads In Lagos To Ease Traffic (Photos) by osazsky(m): 4:50pm On Jun 10, 2017 |
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Celebrities › Re: Christy Daniels, Most Beautiful Model In Nigeria International Stuns In New Pics by osazsky(m): 11:43pm On Jun 09, 2017 |
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Crime › Re: Two Men Raped By 7 Women In Zimbabwe by osazsky(m): 10:30am On Jun 09, 2017 |
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Crime › Re: Two Men Raped By 7 Women In Zimbabwe by osazsky(m): 10:21am On Jun 09, 2017 |
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Politics › Re: "FG Let Igbos Go": Northern Youths Call ECOWAS, AU, UN For Hastened Referendum by osazsky(m): 11:55pm On Jun 08, 2017 |
Not only igbos, we in South South also want our independent country my prayers have been answered gradually Niaja delta is moving out of Nigeria, nig has failed us dis is d best time for referendum. God help d South. North is our problem we need to agitate for our own country too |
Crime › Re: Bus Conductor And Passenger Fight In A Gutter Over Change In Lagos (pic/video) by osazsky(m): 10:12pm On Jun 07, 2017 |
Are u sure dis is lagos, or am I dreaming cos I thought lagos looks like Europe. I nor believe it looks like oshogbo |
Politics › Re: Wike Celebrates Real Madrid's Champions League Victory In Port-Harcourt (Photos) by osazsky(m): 9:36pm On Jun 07, 2017 |
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Christianity Etc › Re: Christians Allow Muslims To Pray Inside Church After Mosque's Closure by osazsky(m): 9:06pm On Jun 07, 2017 |
Is it not these same Muslims dat killed a guy for urinating close to a mosque. This is unacceptable. What u can't tolerate don't expect others to tolerate u wen it comes to sensitive issue like this. The church is a place where we worship Almighty God and not a place for Allah and d caravan looter |
Education › Re: Redeemer’s University Scientists Build 10-minute Ebola And Lassa Test Kits by osazsky(m): 10:39pm On Jun 04, 2017 |
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Politics › Re: FFK Slams Geoffrey Onyeama Over London Bridge Attack by osazsky(m): 9:48pm On Jun 04, 2017 |
seunmsg: Some of you should go and learn how government works. It is the duty of the governor, defence and interior ministers to officially react to internal affairs like the chibok killings. When the London attack occurred yesterday, we saw Sadiq khan, the mayor of London all over the media responding to the attack and not Boris Johnson, the UK foreign affairs minister. That doesn't mean foreign affairs ministers cannot condemn the attacks. However, when an issue is international, it is the duty of the foreign affairs minister to react officially on behalf of the country. It is part of his diplomatic duties. We should learn not to play politics with everything. OK sir, but y did London foreign affairs minister not send us condolence wen bk killed 7 nigerians |
Fashion › Re: "Is This A Human Being?": Lady's Heavy Make Up Photos Got People Confused by osazsky(m): 9:31pm On Jun 04, 2017 |
The panel beater did a nice job. Just dat d Coffey was too much. The glose is perfect but I would have preferred black oil paint on d face. And d region close to the eyelid need to be sandpaper cos is not too smooth. The eyelashes is not fastened properly instead of superglue aradyth mixed with 4 min dry would ve done a perfect job. The mouth and nose would ve Ben welded with electrode or soldering iron using lead. Nice job though. If u ask me d guy dat did this make up scored 98%. Beauty queen |
Celebrities › Re: Davido Shows Off His Renovated Mansion (Photos) by osazsky(m): 10:03pm On Jun 01, 2017 |
Person wey get 30b na dis kind house e go build. Looks like an estate to me cos d other house looks like his own. Celebrity and false lives na wah o |
Crime › Re: Soldiers Punish Residents Who Mistook A Ghanaian Soldier For Robber & Killed Him by osazsky(m): 5:43pm On May 31, 2017 |
If it were nigeria nobody from dat community go get mind comment for social media for the full country. NA wicked die ask bayelsa even rats, lizards, goats, chicken were given thorough beating, they killed dogs, pregnant women. So u urself imagine waiten happen to youth and men. |
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Education › Re: Nigeria To Teach Maths, Science Subjects In Yoruba, Hausa, Igbo, Other Languages by osazsky(m): 2:34pm On May 31, 2017 |
Wats longitude and latitude in hausa, laphitude and lonpitude kia. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Meet The 7 World’s Youngest Presidents & Leaders Right Now by osazsky(m): 8:28pm On May 30, 2017 |
Naija youth like... Insulting themselves on social media cos day can afford 1500 a month for mb. Our generation is cursed spits |
Politics › Re: Video: Former President Jonathan Is Broke EX-PDP Youth Leader Deji by osazsky(m): 8:18pm On May 30, 2017 |
Wat of d other governor dat said he has no acc. Nigeria politics na wah o |
Politics › Re: EFCC Re-arraigns Shamsudeen Bala Mohammed For N1.2bn Fraud by osazsky(m): 6:10pm On May 30, 2017 |
burkingx:
 How many have been persecuted and sent to jail and the recovered money since the inception of this administration, what did dey use it for. Nor b recovered loot cause big wahala for rep last week. Ever may 29th una go dey release chibok girls and EFCC go dey work like machine Every may 29 |
Politics › Re: Nigerians Blast Lai Mohammed For Saying Buhari has fulfilled campaign Promises by osazsky(m): 6:02pm On May 30, 2017 |
But buhari created 40,000 emails now. Or was dat not part of his campaign promise. Propaganda, can't wait for 2019, 40 billion emails na beans. Oya name one country dat can achieve that in 2 yrs |
NYSC › Re: NYSC To Post Youth Corpers To Farms by osazsky(m): 5:53pm On May 30, 2017 |
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