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Imanuelle: all these blogs and movie scripts, just for traffic.this is not all about blogging and movies,ken was my relation and their funeral rite took place on 19th april,may their gentle soul rest in perfect peace |
Someboy mentioned lilian bach,not missing her at all,she is just beautiful and has no business in the movie world,have u ever seen her cry in movies,so funny,its just like telling a plastic doll to cry |
ARES: Nigerians and their assss licking jounarlism....very disgustlng,dont mind them,backyard journalist |
kulyie: the last time i checked,beauty still remains in the eye of the beholder.her husband is ugly to you,but to her,he is her knight in shinning armour.deal with it or commit suicideu are already dead l suppose,if i am to stay alive and think like a donkey like u,then i could use that suicide u suggest, fool at 100 |
Am sure it wasnt all rosy for u,why didnt u get out,if u can stand the face of that ugly man u are married without getting out,then couples can stand anything,it seems like the older u grow,the stup.....u become,is this why so many people call u their role model? |
I wonder what makes nadia think she can succeed where others have failed,what of tutupie..swty ,just make sure u dont stay too close incase his network goes off,dat first picture was too close,he could loose it anytime leaving u wt a black eye,i wish u all the luck in this world,u really need it |
Am sure mercy aigbe will be watching her talk,her smile and movement,the fear is stella dimoko is the beginning of ............... Ha ha ha ha ha ha he he he he he heooooooo,she looks cute though |
ufotuko: so it is really true that age is just a number,some people can be old but sense is lost,for those who have brain a sense is expected but in your own case it is false,sense no dey.no offencedinosaur,i taught u have gone extinct,no wonder u walk wt ur head and think wt ur arse,akakpo |
[quote author=Sisi_Kill]Self-deprecation Self-deprecation is the act of belittling or undervaluing oneself.[1] It can be used in humor and tension release. In comedy Self-deprecating humor relies on the observation of something supposedly negative about the person delivering the commentary. Many comedians use self-deprecating humor to avoid seeming arrogant or pompous, and to help the audience identify with them. In this way, the use of self-deprecating humor could be seen as an application of the rhetorical concept of pathos. This is seen as a major component of the comedy of American comedians such as Joan Rivers,[3]Louis C.K.,[4]Don Knotts,[5] and Woody Allen.[6] The technique is often used to balance the audience judgment on a performer, after exhibiting conspicuous displays of arrogance. Professionals in any given field will also either avoid typical jargon and use lay terms to be understood and therefore appreciated by the masses. Self-deprecation is an important aspect to clowns. Unlike other forms of comedy, an audience is typically supposed to laugh at the plight of the clown, not with it. ----------- SMDH [/quote]turenchl |
ufotuko: did she speak for the women for herself?so what the Bleep are u saying?even despite the fact that it may be considered that there is now stigma on aged single women do you know that some women still believe that it is very wrong for a lady that is above 30 to be single?some of them still stigmatize themselves due to different opinions,princess is talking about her own personal life.your problem is dat u lack basic home training,so i dont expect u to see how demeaning dat statement was,joke or not |
ufotuko: hello sir am sure d-banj mother will never allow her son marry your daughter,come to think of it who will want his bad son to go and marry a slut?that will be two negative charges which will always repelam sure u are one of his arse lickers dat makes him feel unnecessarily unimportant,go and collect ur plate of ewedu and amala for today at his house,antiquity,nkita ara |
ufotuko: shey make I carry u go cnn make you pour out your feelings to them instead of ranting on nairaland like woman wey dem cut one of her breast for public....or better still let me give u princess phone number so that u can call her instead of spitting on the threadu are a clown with an inverted comma open and close |
ufotuko: if you were there at the event u will not be saying what u are saying,she joked about it and the husband self go just dey laugh,what more do you expect a comedian like princess to say?they take life out of joke and they take joke out of life.why wont he laugh,she is the one at the receiving end of her joke,and what was his reply?he should have said something swt jokingly too instead of smilng or laughing sheepishly,aah,wetin be my own,she fit pack his sh..t sef for all i care |
kponke denge: Ugly tin, why didn't she talk all dis while. because 2baba just pity her condition n married her she does no wan us 2 hear word. She shuld pack ha bendy legs one side let us hear word.ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha,laugh wan kill me die oo,i so love nairaland a nd its mad crew |
If u think she ll change ,then u are a dreamer,it can only get worse because u are allowing,stamp ur feet down and call her bluff,ignore her when she starts,dont come back home when u are off shore or onshore ,i dont even know which is which, u can even pretend theres someone else,we dont value wot we have until there competition,u sound like ur too soft,i tell u,am a woman and we dont cherish wimps,all the best |
And if they do nko?heaven will fall abi?my dear,the only thing u have going for u is ur husband,without him u are nothing,u dont even know how to act,i dont feel u one bit,ur husband is so humble and ur always prattling,lie low for a while,let people miss u,take a lesson from dakore,she ll fine tune u |
Shatap my friend,no decent mother will want u as a son inlaw,i for one wont allow u near my daughter becos u are too vain and a rascal,ur type are five for one naira and they are everywhere,so just pick one and shut up |
Go and look for ur type and leave her alone,mr prim and proper wt empty pocket |
fairyprincess: [quote author=Oshiite]Low self esteem,thats the kind of trash men like to hear,u have just dug ur grave in the hands of that man,well goodluck shaa |
Low self esteem,thats the kind of trash men like to hear,u have just dug ur grave in the hands of that man,well goodluck shaa |
eforce01: . i like how she cleverly avoided the alamiseya's pardon question, she just started talking and diverting the interview. Loyal to her oga@ the top .she is lucky it wasnt a nigerian journalist that interviewed her,they would have yanked the answer from her by fire by force,she no fit dodge |
Longer throat,una never see, u wan ghana must go,u people might not be so lucky next tme,bunkuns |
Those days that i use lucozade wrap to cover our tv screen to make it look like coloured tv |
Like brother,like brother,they all have mouth diarrhea in this family,shameless bunch,the first should just damn them,they dont deserve her,as for foluke,u will know no peace ,he will soon get tired of u,shme on u,as for his bro,dat one is a hungry man begging for crumbs |
Dont worry dear,u are better off without that kind of marriage with richards,just be careful okay |
Guilty as charged,that dress says it all |
fluid26: eeyyaa.the available becomes desirable |
SLIDE waxie: doesn't this jes sound like a cliche, a national anthem or a moto for u ladies?my dear,ask the olodo |
bayour80: THANK YOU ALL,ONE MANS MEAT,IS ANOTHER MANS POISON,I VE DECIDED TO MOVE ON AS IF NOTHING HAPPEN,BUT I VE LIMIT THE RATE AT WHICH I CUMMUNICATE WITH HER,I CANT BE WASTING MY CREDIT,EVEN CHATING SEF ,I VE REDUCED,WHEN SOME GIRLS ARE WAITING FOR ME TO JUST SAY I WILL MARRY YOU,THIS WORLD IS AN IRONY SEF,THINK OF IT SEF,SHE SHORT,AM TALL N HUGE,SHE STILL DE SHAKARAshe is short and intelllgent,to study pharmacy no be beans,infact,thats ur main interest |
Abubakar jumped up like a man and crashlanded like a woman,try enugu okigwe road,so so pathetic |
Prof Corruption: A waste of money.u are a waste of space |
mike404: Something is definitely wrong with youcould be he went for ur fathers burial, |
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oooh ,tell her,that man should be the one saying that ,i mean she has got it all,bold,brainy and beautiful,nobody is saying u should not be excited but dont sound like a fool,am sure that ezinne,lilan and uloma all felt the same way when they initially met that slimy,sneeky,owl eyed ugly looking nollywood actor,easy dear,u have not seen his all,he will surely manifest in good time,enjoy urself now with swag
Who told you that governor chime is in the country