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Digital101:
Winners Chapel Texas is open. please do your research and give me feedback. Shalom

No need for any research because the business centre in Texas is still under lock and key

Mrlucky81:
Nooo but........ What?
Alaye i cut cap for you

Please join me in the ashawo customer business

Digital101:
you are misinformed, Churches are currently open in the US. Educate yourself and stop displaying your stupidity on this thread.

Tell me one (one) Oyedepo's business centre so-called church that has opened in USA and its address and I'll surrender to your argument.

stare:
I go come chook prick inside d same place wey adamu and Mr Johnson don chook 2 minutes ago.. Tufia

They always dry clean the p...y after each customer usage, so don't fret or harbour any fear, you're safe and a trial will convince you

stare:
May my ancestors never allow me try ashawo transaction...

Please it's very very good and sweet, a trial will convince you and your life will never remain the same again forever.

Divoc:
https://punchng.com/lagos-ogun-now-infected-with-anti-church-virus-oyedepo/

E dey pain am ooooooooo, no more free, awuf and oshofree money coming into his pocket.

Why shouting and making noise on the governments in Nigeria, shebi he has branches in UK, USA (both headed by his children) and other developed countries, if then born am well, he should go and open those branches (cash cow and business centres) and stop disturbing the airwaves.

Sluvist:
Guy, you really get experience over the years you have been patronising ashawos. Please keep it up.

Thank you very much, may the gods of ashawo bless you

pakingzzzzz:
Ashawo no dey do skin to skin

Hmmmm

Mrlucky81:
You be ashawo?

Nooo but........

1. Abeg cum make I wear cloth.
2. Oga do fast naa.
3. See dis osho free man, u like better toto u no wan pay money.
4. Make am 5k nah, I go Bleep u well.
5. U neva release? Haa!!!
6. Na only Bleep u pay for oo, no dey touch my breast.
7. Bros abeg do, make i go hustle.
8. Customer, customer hw far naa.
9. Add 1k make I suck your prick.
10. See your small prick (chuckles).
11. Wetin naa. Since you dey do dis tin u never cum.Toto dey pepper me abeg.
12. How much you give me wey you dey find doggy?
13. Come I will do you well today.
14. Abeg get up, e don do. Na so una go dey take tramadol.
15. Na your mama leg you wan carry up. Abeg respect yoursef
16. Wetin you drink come?
17. Oga do quick people dey wait outside, hurry up abeg.
18. No carry that condom comot here oo. No be me una go use do juju.
19. Na talk you wan talk abi na Bleep.
20. Hian!!! Abeg I no dey kiss abi na by force !!
21. Na on top 1,500 u wan change style?
22. No dey turn turn me like that biko.
23. Oga I swear if this condom burst you must bring money for medicine oo.
24. Oga Yellow, come Bleep better toto.
25. Fine boy come naa, I will do you from back.
26. Abeg I no dey suck prick for 2k.
27. Wait make I see that boil for your prick. Na so una go dey carry disease.
28. This one don pass short time oo.
29. Oga I beg use condom, abi u wan share goloria give
me?
30. Touching body - 200, kissing mouth - 250, sucking breast - 300, short time - 500, skin to skin - 1000. Overnight - 2500. If you wan sucking prick you add 500 extra.

I'm still waiting for more offers please

Sosqui:
For this, you will have to send the watt consumption for proper energy evaluation and costing.

Thanks

Thank you very much, I'll revert to you very soon with your request.
Regards

Location: Nasarawa State

Electric Power load:
1 water pumping machine
10 energy saving bulbs
4 TV of 2 different sizes
1 satellite decoder
2 bedside table lamps
1 home theater
1 freezer
1 fridge
3 water heater
3 air-con
4 ceiling fans

Expert in the house. Please I want to know how much it will cost to power a 4 bedroom bungalow with solar..

computerboy:
The engineer installed your windows but forgot to install drivers. Go to hp website and put your laptop model, you'll see the drivers... download audio and display drivers to fix your issue. You can download and install all too. they're all important

Thanks so much. I took to your advise on the drivers and the Laptop is perfect now.
Once again thanks

Thanks so much to you all. I take to your advise on the drivers and the Laptop is perfect now.

Once again thanks

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bought a new HP Laptop 15-ra, 500GB HDD, Intel Celeron Processor on my last trip to Germany in December 2018 and in March of this year I bought a new HP Colour Printer, I load it's software to the Laptop and print with it. The following day I travelled to Abuja and I discovered that the Laptop booting hang at the window, I took it to a computer engineer who reload the system with window 10. Later I realised that the screen is not as bright as it was before and the speaker volume was low. I adjust the settings to the maximum but no changes.

Guru in the house what should I do, help me out please

I bought a new HP Laptop 15-ra, 500GB HDD, Intel Celeron Processor on my last trip to Germany in December 2018 and in March of this year I bought a new HP Colour Printer, I load it's software to the Laptop and print with it. The following day I travelled to Abuja and I discovered that the Laptop booting hang at the window, I took it to a computer engineer who reload the system with window 10. Later I realised that the screen is not as bright as it was before and the speaker volume was low. I adjust the settings to the maximum but no changes.

Guru in the house what should I do, help me out please

calgaryFriend:
So poster, what is your business cancelling someone else's daughters marriage ?
If the mother is in agreement , then what is your own ? Are you the one going to marry the lady now ?
Because you have small change now you want to start running their family as your own ?

It was very wicked of you to have cancelled the marriage I guess they depended on you so much for financial assistance and you exploited their vulnerability.

If you want to help people, help them without expecting anything in return.

For your information, A man does not need his parents or family consent to get married, in the bible Moses got married while he was in Jethros house, how many of his family members were there to give their consent ?

As long as the groom says he wants to marry the lady that is all that matters, if I knew the family I will tell them to avoid you cos you are suffering from inferior complex.

It is only a woman that requires the parents consent for marriage, the mans family does not have to agree to his choice.

I would have ignored you but decided to let you know some facts and equally open your head:
1. I want you to read my first post again to know that I am talking about 2 people in 2 different events.
2. I want you to also read the contributions and advice of Nairalanders.
3. I DIDN'T, I repeat, I DIDN'T call off any wedding. Even my 2 Daughters who are happily married and having 4 kids between them when they initially introduced their husbands to me I didn't object to their decision, rather I prayed for them. Why will I cancel any wedding ?
4. If you have the wisdom to read between the lines of this my response to you, you will definitely know that both of us are not on the same level in any ramifications.
5. I am a philanthropist that don't blow his horn. I know how much I have expended on the extended family.
6. I gave N100,000 to the bride and I didn't request it back even after the wedding was called off.
7. I thank God that He blessed me with your so called "small money", from wherein I blessed humanity from.
8. I worked legally for my money.

Having access to the internet through an android phone is not a license to display your stupidity, frustration, insults and tantrum. However, I will implore you to do a proper analysis before responding to any post because the loneliness, boredom and the cold of Canada has reset your brain.

'Seun Osewa established this beautiful platform that has made tremendous impact in peoples' lives, let's keep it that way @calgaryFriend

As advised by Nairanders and some other people, I went for the court wedding from the hotel where I lodged. On the second day my wife and children came to meet me therein and we went to the traditional marriage. The Mother of the groom gave me a cold reception there but I played my part. After the event my wife implored me that we should attend the reception after I've told her earlier that I am not interested, well in order to satisfy her I agreed. At the reception, we were not offered seat, I have to pick chairs by myself, neither were we entertained but we were surely ignored even by the groom. My wife was really annoyed and after some minutes we left. None of them all deem it fit to pay me a thank-you visit nor call! !!

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Saw this truck moving on speed on the Lagos - Ibadan expressway after Redeem Camp

1. Everything is temporary, including yourself.
2. You will never be satisfied with what you have until you die.
3. Greed drives the economy; and the economy drives greed.
4. Never take life for granted. Many people are dreaming of having your life.
5. Having more friends does not guarantee your happiness.
6. Your best friends will be the first ones to let you down when you run into difficulties.
7. Money isn’t everything, but everything needs money.
8. Everyone is selfish.
9. Value yourself first before you ask others to value you.
10. Nobody knows what will happen in the future.
11. You will never understand success if you have never tasted failure.
12. You are defined by what you know; not what you own.
13. Doing is better than thinking.
14. Forgiveness is the hardest mountain to climb.
15. The life you want to live is defined by you.
16. Some people are simply not your match, and some people were never designed to become your friends.
17. Sometimes bad things happen to good people.
18. Education is not the key to success. Knowing how to use education is the key to success.
19. The government was never designed to give you; it was designed to take what you have.
20. Most cultures and beliefs steer you in the wrong direction; it’s entirely up to you to discover and create your own culture and beliefs.
21. Whom you surround yourself with defines you; and what they think, say or believe, infects you.
22. Negativity far outnumbers positivity, but positivity far outweighs negativity.
23. The optimistic mind is like a river that cuts through rocks and mountains.
24. Foolishness is a disease that steals people’s dreams.
25. An ostrich that buries its head in the sand and two people who are madly in love are the same. They ignore the fact that everybody else is looking at them.
26. Poverty of the mind is worse than the poverty of things.
27. The most difficult mission on earth is to focus on your dreams; the easiest task is to complain.
28. Stay away from naysayers; they will never be happy for you when you win.
29. Never, ever, think small. That’s not what your Maker was thinking when He designed you with the ability to think.
30. Trust yourself first, before you ask others to trust you.

This is the gobe I saw on the Lagos Ibadan expressway at the Shagamu interchange now.

I really thanks you all for the advice so far given, though I'm not foreclosing further ones coming.

Thank you very much.

Last year October, one of the Daughters of my late elder Brother was planning to have her wedding. I, her mother and the rest of her Brothers and Sisters gave our support. As I am the eldest in the family I gave her N100,000, with the intent that I will give more during the wedding but to our surprise we realised that the groom family are not in any support of the wedding. We called the bride and put our feet down that we won’t give our nod to the wedding unless the groom family gave their consent which we realised later that they are not ready to do because of our stand the lady stopped communicating with me and I let it be.

Now her Junior Brother wants to have his own wedding and we all decided that the cloth bought for the children, my children inclusive, for the botched wedding should now be used for the new wedding. The cloth to be used by my children for the wedding has been with one of my late Brother’s Daughter who is a fashion designer and also the elder Sister to the one with botched wedding since last year October. Whenever we called for it she will tell us that she has sown it but no one to bring it to us, we living in a different city from hers. I insisted a fortnight ago that she should send the cloth to us by any means possible and I also reported the issue to her Mum. I was deeply shocked to be told by her Mum that she gave her Daughter the instruction that the clothes should not be sown hence we didn’t send the measurement (which I know has been earlier sent) and the cloth will be send back to us, I then asked her that if the measurement was not sent why is her Daughter telling us that it has being sown since 6 months ago, she didn’t respond but rather stopped calling me. When she eventually send the cloth to us the next day, we discover that the materials bought are of low quality than the one requested for. The guy that want to have his wedding next week was prevailed upon to visit me with his fiancé, as I will be representing his late father at the event and he brought the lady because of this advice. At the visit, he was looking forward to me giving him money for his wedding as I earlier did for his sister last year, but rather I advised him to plan his wedding based on his resources and not to rely on anybody. He stopped communicating with me from that day to even update me, his other Sisters and Mum thread this same path. I have now decided also not to participate in the wedding. For me now, I have some financial commitments to take care of this month like school fees of my kids, house rent, sundry etc.



Please advise.

IDEKEALUMONA:
Nigeria is a third/ fourth world country and power consumption in Nigeria is very low, including Ota, despite the presesence of the so-called industries at Ota, 1000MW would still be in excess, even for entire Ogun state,esp when you also consider that the power supply In the state is not going to come from this fictitious power plant alone. The cost implication(about a billion dollar) is also a factor to consider. pls read this https://www.engineering.com/DesignerEdge/DesignerEdgeArticles/ArticleID/10829/1000-MW-Generating-Facility-to-Power-One-Million-Homes.aspx and https://www.engineering.com/DesignerEdge/DesignerEdgeArticles/ArticleID/10829/1000-MW-Generating-Facility-to-Power-One-Million-Homes.aspx

I'm not against winners chapel or Oyedepo but I'm just giving you reasons why it's not even conceivable in the first place

@IDEKEALUMONA: My Brother, you are very correct in your reaction and I am highly pleased about your knowledge and wisdom, DM me please.

Going through some reactions to the topic I realized that most of the writers don't know the intricacies of electricity generation, transmission and distribution and the relevant laws guiding it.

1Gigawatt (1000MW) CAN NOT be established at a go, it is impossible to do so.
Generation turbine etc. are not on the shelf and has to be built on request just like an airplane.
What of the cost implication of almost 1.5 billion dollars, the NERC regulations that stipulated the size of power generation that can be captive and anything more than that has to be on-grid.
Where is the huge fuel for the 1GW going to come from?
Who are the 1GW offtakers because Oyedepo and ALL his businesses CAN NOT absorb all the generation.
Will NERC grants licence to generate power and generate for whom?

I'll like to implore that we make precise and meaningful contribution to issues that we know about and well versed on, and not run away with sentiment or think that because of the availability of an android device plus managed data we should be spewing our ignorant for the whole world thereby displaying our slow-wittedness

Na wa o, how do I upload picture on Nairaland?

I saw this on LinkedIn and I decided to place it here for Whom-It-May-Concern !

See the mammoth crowd